《龙虎风云会第310回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接上文

[00:00:03] 华山见秦家老店

[00:00:06] 真是群英荟萃

[00:00:10] 上三门的老少英雄

[00:00:13] 少林寺出家的和尚是陆续来到

[00:00:18] 尤其是少林寺当家的

[00:00:21] 欧阳中慧、欧阳普忠、吴峰、罗汉、龙君凤等人这句话

[00:00:29] 大家是特别高兴

[00:00:31] 顿时心里就有了比了

[00:00:34] 有这几位在这坐镇

[00:00:36] 怕谁

[00:00:39] 什么卧佛昆仑僧

[00:00:41] 什么三尺地

[00:00:43] 灵魔陆昆靠边站

[00:00:46] 就是金灯剑客夏随良来了也不在乎

[00:00:51] 所以众人笑语欢声

[00:00:54] 众星捧月一般

[00:00:56] 把这些高人接近天堂

[00:01:00] 落座片刻

[00:01:01] 讲评就说

[00:01:03] 各位啊

[00:01:04] 我把住处都安排好了

[00:01:07] 请你们看一下

[00:01:09] 有不合适之处

[00:01:10] 我们马上就改

[00:01:13] 早上好吧

[00:01:15] 等到了东花园儿

[00:01:16] 一瞅

[00:01:17] 这院儿也宽敞

[00:01:19] 房间有点高大

[00:01:21] 一拉溜无间上访

[00:01:24] 把三位大和尚安顿到这儿

[00:01:27] 你看这里特殊的优待

[00:01:31] 卢云峰

[00:01:32] 你这个女人

[00:01:34] 你说的办法也好

[00:01:35] 老太婆也罢

[00:01:37] 毕竟跟男人不能安排在一起

[00:01:41] 所以啊

[00:01:42] 单独地给他准备了两间房

[00:01:45] 里边睡觉

[00:01:46] 外边接待客人

[00:01:48] 这小床干净

[00:01:50] 龙云凤看完了

[00:01:52] 不住地点头

[00:01:53] 嗯

[00:01:53] 行行行行行

[00:01:56] 比我在魔山老母宫的房子还强呢

[00:02:00] 我就住在这儿了

[00:02:02] 谷云飞没两组也安排了住处

[00:02:07] 大家看完之后回到天堂

[00:02:10] 蒋平就张罗着排白作案

[00:02:14] 仙剑这屋太小了

[00:02:18] 哎

[00:02:18] 秦俑秦掌柜的出主意

[00:02:21] 就在这院儿里的遮篷摆那儿转

[00:02:26] 这院儿里又风量又敞亮

[00:02:29] ID 是一个宽阔

[00:02:32] 天本来就不冷

[00:02:34] 再加上这地方a 也好

[00:02:38] 所以在院里比屋里还强得多

[00:02:41] 朱I 椅子全都调改上了

[00:02:45] 爱在哪呆着

[00:02:46] 在哪呆着

[00:02:48] 转过天来

[00:02:50] 刚开门就来了客人

[00:02:52] 背着药箱子

[00:02:54] 拄着拐杖

[00:02:55] 大伙儿一看

[00:02:56] 是谁啊

[00:02:57] 正是神依江春达

[00:03:01] 江湖人称妙手回春

[00:03:05] 讲四眼鱼头

[00:03:06] 哎呀

[00:03:07] 老剑客

[00:03:08] 你也来了

[00:03:10] 老四啊

[00:03:11] 我能不来吗

[00:03:13] 人不管多能耐

[00:03:15] 也有天灾病业对不对呢

[00:03:18] 你看我把药箱子都准备好了

[00:03:21] 里面配备有丸散膏丹呢a

[00:03:26] 各种叫我全都备齐了

[00:03:29] 在三教评理会上能离得开这个a 说的是说的是老歌歌里面

[00:03:35] 请各位啊

[00:03:37] 神医驾到

[00:03:40] 众人起身相迎

[00:03:43] 知道江村答辩老头才好呢

[00:03:45] 人缘最好

[00:03:46] 老是那么热

[00:03:47] 呵呵

[00:03:49] 见着高人也不太大

[00:03:50] 溜须见着晚辈也不摆架子

[00:03:55] 跟个洗面佛寺的

[00:03:57] 人人都喜欢

[00:04:00] 所以大家起身让座

[00:04:03] 江田da 也就刚坐下到客人到

[00:04:09] 众人到外边一看来了一俗

[00:04:12] 一到J 俗家是个大哥

[00:04:16] 长脸

[00:04:17] 白狐眼眉也唰白唰白的

[00:04:21] 不过跟徐良不一样

[00:04:22] 人家是老大

[00:04:24] 老板倍儿直

[00:04:26] 头戴逍遥君身穿青袍

[00:04:30] 腰系蔬菜

[00:04:31] 烧煮着拐杖

[00:04:33] 旁边是个老道

[00:04:35] 这老道长的面色晚霞一深

[00:04:39] 刀装备呗保健

[00:04:42] 往那儿一站是到五先锋

[00:04:45] 怨谁呀

[00:04:47] 内俗家正是展翅腾空背摩天季老季华城

[00:04:54] 季老剑客

[00:04:56] 在老道士他师弟

[00:04:59] 一朵红云

[00:05:00] 飞连到人

[00:05:03] 哎呀

[00:05:04] 众人一看

[00:05:05] 高兴得不得了

[00:05:06] 王Li Qing Wang Li Qing

[00:05:09] 两个人高高兴兴走在院里

[00:05:12] 哪来这么多人

[00:05:14] 各位啊

[00:05:15] 我们来晚了不成

[00:05:18] 白云瑞一笑

[00:05:19] 二位老人家

[00:05:20] 你们来得太早了

[00:05:22] 离着九月初一还十来天呢

[00:05:26] 是吗

[00:05:27] 要这么说我们就放心了

[00:05:30] 彼此打过招呼

[00:05:33] 大家注意做

[00:05:35] 龙云凤在旁边坐着

[00:05:36] 没怎么说话

[00:05:38] 他这人古怪

[00:05:40] 见着合适的有词

[00:05:44] 见着不顺眼的

[00:05:45] 或者是商人

[00:05:46] 他不爱言语

[00:05:49] 不过梁飞剑客一瞅龙云凤也在场

[00:05:52] 知道这是要热

[00:05:54] 这位啊

[00:05:56] 唯恐天下不乱

[00:05:58] 没事儿他都找事儿

[00:06:00] 有他在这儿还消停得了吗

[00:06:04] 大家坐下谈谈离别的情况吧

[00:06:08] 客人到

[00:06:10] 蒋平率领着徐良

[00:06:13] 白云瑞起身迎接

[00:06:15] 到门口一看

[00:06:16] 非是旁人

[00:06:18] 中山见客无员工

[00:06:20] 领着四大弟子来到

[00:06:25] 简短节说

[00:06:26] 把吴老剑客又接到里面

[00:06:29] 哎

[00:06:29] 咱就这么说吧

[00:06:31] 也就是几天的时间

[00:06:33] 其他门户也来了不少高人前来助威

[00:06:37] 其中有金刚道人曹保良、长江门的门长诸葛太撇刨门的门长韩永清弹腿门的门长马武臣

[00:06:51] 到了

[00:06:51] 带上多少的徒弟和客人

[00:06:55] 哪个都是十来个人呢

[00:06:57] 蒋平、白云瑞和徐良忙得脚后跟打后脑勺

[00:07:04] 接了一波又一波

[00:07:05] 接着一波又一波

[00:07:07] 咱这么说吧

[00:07:08] 没出五天

[00:07:10] 这秦洁垫住的是满满蹬蹬

[00:07:14] 给秦勇一个好胜

[00:07:16] 跟陶然老哥俩一商量

[00:07:19] 门前挂起量六彩旗

[00:07:23] 大门上高悬宫灯

[00:07:26] 又请了一帮鼓乐手

[00:07:29] 每天是吹三痛打三痛

[00:07:32] 招惹的门前看热闹的老百姓

[00:07:36] 老是有几百在这儿围观他

[00:07:40] 一个个指手划脚

[00:07:41] 探头缩脑

[00:07:44] 知道这次来的高人太多太多了

[00:07:47] 谁不想开开眼

[00:07:49] 从早到晚都是热火朝天

[00:07:54] 单说到了8月28日

[00:07:59] 也就是说还有三天

[00:08:02] 就举行三教评理大会了

[00:08:06] 这天

[00:08:06] 大家吃罢早饭

[00:08:08] 全都在院中坐着

[00:08:11] 咱没说吗

[00:08:12] 这儿宽敞敞亮

[00:08:13] 空气挺好

[00:08:16] 政坛三教评理会的事儿

[00:08:19] 有的说

[00:08:21] 凭什么理

[00:08:23] 跟他们能讲出理去吗

[00:08:26] 就得准备打呀

[00:08:29] 看来

[00:08:30] 有钢筋使得这有劲儿的

[00:08:33] 使得三角塘

[00:08:36] 看看这一场争斗

[00:08:38] 谁胜谁负

[00:08:40] 正在这个时候

[00:08:42] 秦勇慌慌张张进来

[00:08:46] 来到讲评的身旁

[00:08:47] 耳语了一阵

[00:08:49] 蒋思妍的脸煞也变了

[00:08:53] 哦

[00:08:54] 各位啊

[00:08:55] 大家先坐着

[00:08:57] 我到外边接待一位特殊的客人

[00:09:02] 梁板均为哦

[00:09:05] 大伙就知道这里都有事儿

[00:09:07] 肯定这个客人非同一般

[00:09:11] 不然的话

[00:09:11] 讲评为什么那么严肃

[00:09:15] 单说这件事儿

[00:09:17] 跟着秦掌柜的迈步来到秦家老店门外

[00:09:22] 周围都是围观的老百姓啊

[00:09:25] 广电门前一看

[00:09:27] 站着胖大的和尚

[00:09:31] 这和尚个儿不算太高

[00:09:34] 中等身材

[00:09:36] 长得是圆头圆脑

[00:09:38] 虎背熊腰

[00:09:41] 精辟地脑瓜皮儿

[00:09:43] 血清饭量

[00:09:45] 脑瓜上授之戒

[00:09:48] 再看这张大脸蛋子跟铜锣相处

[00:09:52] 面赛滨州铁黑中

[00:09:56] 透亮亮中透明

[00:10:00] 两道母子没一对大伙演

[00:10:04] 秤砣鼻子

[00:10:05] 厚嘴唇

[00:10:07] 大耳垂肩

[00:10:09] 那是向短波

[00:10:11] 粗脖子上挂着100单八颗青铜骷髅

[00:10:17] 腰里系着he Du 粗细的丝带

[00:10:20] 下面是帕瓦鱼鳞

[00:10:24] 肩头上扛着日月

[00:10:26] 方便连环铲

[00:10:30] JDA

[00:10:30] 啥都出了

[00:10:31] 汗

[00:10:32] 那个产地杆儿

[00:10:34] 比茶杯口还出这三圈

[00:10:38] 冰铁制造

[00:10:41] 这大铲子头儿跟头号大铁锨差不多

[00:10:45] 三页时日证明刷量

[00:10:48] 后来夏族能有三寸

[00:10:51] 浙大月牙

[00:10:53] 比人妖还大了四圈

[00:10:56] 也是锋芒利刃

[00:10:58] 下头五个一个头儿拖着

[00:11:01] 可见

[00:11:02] 这条病人是经过高人特殊打造的

[00:11:07] 上秤称一称

[00:11:09] 没有150 斤也差不多少

[00:11:14] 在这大和尚的身后

[00:11:16] 跟着四个小和尚

[00:11:18] 缩小可不太小

[00:11:20] 都是20 左右岁

[00:11:22] 都是小光脑瓜

[00:11:24] 身穿灰布僧衣

[00:11:26] 外罩长袍

[00:11:28] 每人一盅

[00:11:30] 跨一口

[00:11:30] 戒刀

[00:11:32] 另外

[00:11:33] 其中有一个小和尚斜背着皇陵的包袱

[00:11:37] 里头是个木头和不知装的是什么东西

[00:11:43] 那位说讲评

[00:11:45] 为什么听着秦勇的话脸变色儿了呢

[00:11:49] 原来这和上来的时候卖

[00:11:51] 不帮你就走

[00:11:53] 叫秦勇给拦住了

[00:11:54] 得问他

[00:11:55] 您是哪位啊

[00:11:56] 您从哪儿来呀

[00:11:58] 我给您通报一声

[00:12:00] 好派人来接待

[00:12:02] 这和尚说得清

[00:12:04] 我是华山修罗刹三教堂来

[00:12:08] 我来下请帖呢

[00:12:10] 哦哦

[00:12:12] 啊

[00:12:12] 欢迎欢迎

[00:12:13] 那你里边请吧

[00:12:16] 和你说话

[00:12:18] 你到里边送去

[00:12:20] 我不能就这样进去

[00:12:22] 你家里面的人

[00:12:24] 悬灯结彩吹

[00:12:27] 三通打

[00:12:28] 三通红毡铺地

[00:12:31] 列队更新

[00:12:33] 不这样我不进去

[00:12:37] 秦永是干嘛的

[00:12:39] 那个是标头出身

[00:12:41] 什么人没见过

[00:12:43] 一听这和尚说话

[00:12:44] 带刺儿

[00:12:46] 听说你是什么人

[00:12:48] 还得红颜铺地

[00:12:50] 还得吹三通

[00:12:51] 打三通

[00:12:52] 你才能进去

[00:12:54] 那么多高人来了也没这套

[00:12:57] 你摆什么架子

[00:12:58] 你算什么东西

[00:13:00] 秦永不敢生事

[00:13:02] 把这事儿告诉讲评

[00:13:04] 讲评马上就明白了

[00:13:06] 来查子

[00:13:08] 这不是自己的人

[00:13:10] 所以才变得严肃

[00:13:12] 带着徐良和白云瑞来到外头关看个究竟

[00:13:16] 一看可不是吗

[00:13:17] 就见这和尚满脸横肉

[00:13:21] 俩眼冒着凶光

[00:13:23] 脸蛋的沉着就像谁该的钱没给他似的

[00:13:28] 但是不认得

[00:13:30] 四爷就跟徐良白云瑞说

[00:13:33] 孩儿

[00:13:34] 别惹事儿

[00:13:36] 别惹事儿

[00:13:37] 还有三天就是三教评理会

[00:13:42] 咱们就得大事化小

[00:13:43] 小事化了

[00:13:45] 一切听我安排

[00:13:47] 给哥俩点头

[00:13:49] 咱说讲评

[00:13:51] 笑呵呵来到这和尚近前

[00:13:54] 一工扫地

[00:13:55] 哎呀

[00:13:56] 大师傅欢迎欢迎啊

[00:14:01] 请问大师父

[00:14:03] 您是从哪儿来的

[00:14:06] 嗯

[00:14:11] 结合生怪演员方

[00:14:14] 上一眼下一眼打量

[00:14:17] 打量讲评

[00:14:18] 又看看白云瑞和徐良

[00:14:21] 你是什么人呢

[00:14:23] 啊

[00:14:23] 在下讲评视野

[00:14:27] 人送绰号翻江鼠

[00:14:32] 哦

[00:14:34] 你就是水耗子讲评了

[00:14:37] 你听这不找茬

[00:14:40] 你还叫翻江鼠

[00:14:41] 它好听叫水耗子

[00:14:44] 这是贬义词

[00:14:47] 四爷

[00:14:47] 可也没在乎

[00:14:49] 哎

[00:14:49] 是是

[00:14:49] 您怎么说都行

[00:14:51] 您知道我是蒋平就好

[00:14:54] 我适合您使

[00:14:56] 我是修罗刹

[00:14:57] 三教堂来凤金灯大剑下水两所差

[00:15:04] 来给你们下请帖的

[00:15:07] 哦

[00:15:08] 原来如此

[00:15:10] 既然这样

[00:15:11] 大失望Li Qing Bai

[00:15:14] 蒋培啊

[00:15:16] 我的姓秦地把话给你捎到没有

[00:15:21] 啊

[00:15:21] 当时跟我说过

[00:15:23] 请您再重复一遍

[00:15:25] 好爸

[00:15:28] 要叫贫僧进去

[00:15:30] 可以

[00:15:31] 有条件你们必须大门悬灯

[00:15:36] 二门结彩

[00:15:37] 两廊动乐

[00:15:38] 红毡铺地吹散痛

[00:15:41] Da 3 痛

[00:15:43] 列队迎接

[00:15:45] 拼成方能境内

[00:15:49] 白云瑞一听

[00:15:50] 那眼泪就内检

[00:15:52] 徐良的脑筋也蹦起多高啊

[00:15:56] 白云瑞欣说

[00:15:57] 你是个神马东西

[00:15:59] 说话不自量力啊你真不怕

[00:16:02] 风大扇了舌头

[00:16:05] 哎

[00:16:05] 你也知道我们不能这么办

[00:16:08] 你这叫找茬

[00:16:10] 三教堂来的金灯剑客

[00:16:13] 夏随良派的

[00:16:14] 肯定没有好饼

[00:16:17] 但是俩人没有发作

[00:16:19] 因为讲评交待得清楚

[00:16:22] 眼看要三教评理会了

[00:16:24] 咱们别找事儿

[00:16:26] 一切都要忍

[00:16:29] 在讲评

[00:16:30] 冷笑一声

[00:16:32] 大和尚

[00:16:33] 这是为什么呢

[00:16:35] 您要求的条件也不算高

[00:16:38] 不过我想问个究竟

[00:16:40] 为什么

[00:16:41] 为什么道理很清楚

[00:16:44] 一二

[00:16:45] 我是代表折辱圣人于和来的

[00:16:50] 我是无声的特使

[00:16:53] 又送了金灯

[00:16:55] 大剑所差

[00:16:56] 因此身份显得尊贵

[00:17:00] 所以你们要隆重戒备

[00:17:03] 这还有什么不结呢

[00:17:06] 那您是哪位老板

[00:17:09] 我呀

[00:17:10] 号称东海四圣

[00:17:13] 我奶黄袍罗汉

[00:17:16] 聊清十年

[00:17:19] 哦

[00:17:20] 闹了半天是聊清大师傅

[00:17:23] 好好

[00:17:25] 您不就提这条件吗

[00:17:27] 我样样满足也就是了

[00:17:30] 挺长

[00:17:31] 贵的有

[00:17:33] 准备把灯全听我的

[00:17:37] 哎

[00:17:39] 高总

[00:17:39] 吹鼓手闲着也是闲着

[00:17:41] 待着也是待着

[00:17:42] 来了贵客呢

[00:17:43] 捶打起来

[00:17:45] 让大伙儿多卖卖力气

[00:17:47] 我给赏一天试试

[00:17:50] 有红毡没

[00:17:53] JJJ 还没准备

[00:17:55] 现在就着急

[00:17:56] 有呢

[00:17:57] 结婚的代填B 的红

[00:17:59] 咋能少得了吗

[00:18:01] 咱们宁愿花钱租从大门口铺得正熏好吗

[00:18:06] 哎

[00:18:07] 我现在就准备越开越好a

[00:18:10] 书说简短

[00:18:12] 时间不大

[00:18:13] 一切就绪

[00:18:15] 真按揭和尚所说

[00:18:17] 真是红干铺地吹吹打打

[00:18:20] 鼓乐玄天

[00:18:22] 讲评一下

[00:18:24] 我说黄袍罗汉

[00:18:26] 你看还满意吗

[00:18:29] 嗯

[00:18:30] 这还差不多

[00:18:32] 头前带路好了

[00:18:35] 你来里边儿请

[00:18:38] 白云瑞狠狠瞪了和尚一眼

[00:18:41] 心说

[00:18:42] 你欠揍

[00:18:44] 你等着

[00:18:45] 给你书皮落

[00:18:47] 老东西

[00:18:49] 你东海四圣

[00:18:51] 你算个什么

[00:18:53] 人卫心里不服不忿

[00:18:56] 但是不能有失身份

[00:18:59] 徐良见的事儿多了

[00:19:02] 所以

[00:19:02] 徐良也不以为然

[00:19:04] 陪着和尚迈步走到院儿里

[00:19:07] 和尚看好家伙

[00:19:09] 这院里怎么这么多人

[00:19:12] 不能有一百五六十号

[00:19:15] 大和尚往郑中斌哥不一站

[00:19:19] 沉着脸是一语皆无

[00:19:23] 奖品给介绍各位啊

[00:19:27] 大家也看出来了

[00:19:29] 今天咱们情节便来了贵客

[00:19:33] 这位自称是东海四圣之一黄袍罗汉

[00:19:39] 视野黄袍罗汉

[00:19:42] 奉了金灯大剑下垂两所差

[00:19:45] 来给咱们各位散发请贴来了

[00:19:51] 老少英雄在那坐着

[00:19:53] 全看得清清楚楚

[00:19:56] 谁也没说话

[00:19:58] 讲评了

[00:19:59] 请问你比情贴在何处

[00:20:03] 普洱

[00:20:04] 拿过来

[00:20:06] 就是呗

[00:20:06] 小盒子内

[00:20:07] 小和尚把包袱解开

[00:20:10] 盒盖打开

[00:20:12] 取出一摞子青皮

[00:20:15] 投一份三轴将徐良

[00:20:18] 二月份玉面达摩白云瑞

[00:20:21] 三一份翻江鼠蒋平

[00:20:24] 四一分御猫展程飞

[00:20:27] 这上开裂的都是开封府的

[00:20:29] 关门下面这些

[00:20:33] 在场的人几乎都有

[00:20:35] 还有没来的

[00:20:36] 鸭鹅

[00:20:39] 黄袍罗汉拿出来

[00:20:41] 单手往前ed 讲评

[00:20:44] 双手接过来放到桌上

[00:20:47] 来呀

[00:20:47] 看做大和尚也不客气

[00:20:50] 坐在这儿

[00:20:52] 四个徒弟一顺水儿站在身后

[00:20:57] 奖品分布呈现X

[00:21:00] 茶水给倒上了

[00:21:02] 黄袍罗汉没喝

[00:21:06] 我想说耶

[00:21:08] 老衲平生最是好的就是喝酒

[00:21:13] 茶水从来不动

[00:21:16] 哦

[00:21:17] 那你喝烈性酒呢

[00:21:19] 是喝普通的酒越烈兴越过瘾

[00:21:24] 多多益善

[00:21:26] 多点来

[00:21:28] 好累班

[00:21:29] 它两盘子好白酒

[00:21:33] 那边说有白酒哎

[00:21:36] 大宋朝的时候也有白酒

[00:21:39] 不过不多呀

[00:21:41] 很多人都喝这黄酒

[00:21:44] 喝低度酒

[00:21:45] 就是普通酒

[00:21:47] 像喝这种酒等

[00:21:50] 少见

[00:21:52] 两坛子酒

[00:21:54] 一坛子20

[00:21:55] 斤两坛子40 斤

[00:21:57] 往里一放

[00:21:58] 就见黄袍罗汉也不客气

[00:22:01] 把风头丝进去

[00:22:04] 一不用晚

[00:22:05] 二不用背

[00:22:07] 把这盘子举起来

[00:22:08] 嘴对着嘴

[00:22:09] 长流水嗯

[00:22:12] 不错

[00:22:13] 酒味儿很浓

[00:22:15] 很香

[00:22:16] 也很纯

[00:22:17] 好纯

[00:22:19] 等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等

[00:22:28] 20 级蹲进去了

[00:22:32] 房书安把大脑的慌

[00:22:35] 我的吗

[00:22:36] 你家里机器

[00:22:38] 肚子得有多大

[00:22:41] 马一扬脖和一个汉子

[00:22:45] 正在这时

[00:22:46] 黄袍罗汉把嘴抿子里

[00:22:49] 把另一台风头也掀开了

[00:22:53] 她也不客气

[00:22:54] 拿起来依然是嘴对嘴趸

[00:22:58] 趸趸

[00:22:58] 趸趸

[00:22:59] 趸趸趸

[00:23:03] 又给照进去了

[00:23:06] 像那个你把酒坛的轻轻放下

[00:23:09] 她也喝完了

[00:23:10] 抖了抖了

[00:23:11] 没有了

[00:23:12] 啪啪啪

[00:23:15] 把俩酒坛子往一块儿一碰撞

[00:23:18] 了个稀碎

[00:23:20] 在场的人无不吃惊

[00:23:23] 心说

[00:23:23] 好和尚

[00:23:25] 你想找打