《800 Pounds Jesus》歌词

[00:00:00] 800 Pounds Jesus - Paul Thorn

[00:00:08] I saw a garage sale

[00:00:10] Pulled up in the yard

[00:00:11] Found a statue of jesus

[00:00:13] It was eight feet tall

[00:00:16] He held out his arms

[00:00:17] And he seemed all alone

[00:00:20] So i loaded him up

[00:00:21] And drove him home

[00:00:24] Out by my driveway he

[00:00:26] Looks down the street

[00:00:28] Long hair and sandals made

[00:00:30] Of rebar and concrete

[00:00:32] I painted him white with a long purple robe

[00:00:36] He's a rock of ages on our gravel road

[00:00:41] He's an eight-hundred pound jesus

[00:00:45] Standing taller than a tree

[00:00:49] He's an eight-hundred pound jesus

[00:00:53] A bigger man than you or me

[00:01:05] I thought loosin' my job was

[00:01:07] The end of the world

[00:01:10] Till my best pal ran off with my best girl

[00:01:13] I felt suicidal with no real friends

[00:01:17] So i walked outside with a rope in my hand

[00:01:21] Out by that statue there's a big old tree

[00:01:25] So i stood on his shoulders

[00:01:27] And i counted to three

[00:01:29] I had every intention of buying the farm

[00:01:33] But when i jumped off he caught me in his arms

[00:01:38] He's an eight-hundred pound jesus

[00:01:42] Standing taller than a tree

[00:01:46] He's an eight-hundred pound jesus

[00:01:50] A bigger man than you or me

[00:02:02] I wanted to return the favor to him

[00:02:06] Cause i never had a more solid friend

[00:02:10] So i planted some flowers

[00:02:12] All around his feet

[00:02:14] And i bought him a flock

[00:02:16] Of ceramic sheep

[00:02:19] He's an eight-hundred pound jesus

[00:02:23] Standing taller than a tree

[00:02:27] He's an eight-hundred pound jesus

[00:02:31] A bigger man than you or me

[00:02:35] He's a bigger man

[00:02:36] Than you or me