《龙虎风云会第304回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 玉面小达摩白云瑞大战

[00:00:04] 郭正芳

[00:00:06] 眼看就要把他收拾了

[00:00:08] 偏小

[00:00:10] 昆仑僧等人赶到了

[00:00:14] 那边说怎么那么巧啊

[00:00:17] 你看不巧不成熟吗

[00:00:21] 因为他们哪去看望一个朋友

[00:00:25] 兰亭御又有伤

[00:00:28] 他们就耽误些日子

[00:00:29] 现在兰亭御身体康复了

[00:00:33] 他们起身

[00:00:34] 赶奔东海、小蓬莱

[00:00:38] 突然想起来了

[00:00:40] 逍遥零五杨冠

[00:00:42] 还有个好朋友

[00:00:43] 就是这个锅蒸发

[00:00:46] 去看看她去

[00:00:47] 哎

[00:00:48] 哪知道正遇上这件事儿

[00:00:51] 昆仑僧一开始白云瑞

[00:00:54] 房书安等人

[00:00:55] 眼睛都红了

[00:00:58] 那可以说是仇深似海

[00:01:01] 冤家对头见了面

[00:01:04] 昆仑僧跟大伙儿说

[00:01:06] 哎

[00:01:07] 多强

[00:01:08] 在这儿又遇上了

[00:01:10] 这回可绝不能把他们放过

[00:01:13] 阿弥陀佛

[00:01:17] 在我一掌砸死姓白了

[00:01:22] 芭比额达罗霄

[00:01:24] 已听得大师傅

[00:01:26] 你何必跟他一般见识呢

[00:01:30] 对付白云瑞

[00:01:31] 有我足矣

[00:01:33] 我过去跟他冰凉冰凉

[00:01:36] 罗霄一伸手拽出五金折叠宝刀

[00:01:40] 达店铺噌往上一坐

[00:01:43] 来到白云瑞面前

[00:01:46] 上下看了几眼

[00:01:50] 姓白的

[00:01:52] 咱们可谓有缘呢

[00:01:54] 没想到在逍遥领下

[00:01:57] 见了面儿了

[00:01:58] 还认识我罗小母

[00:02:02] 白云瑞一开始

[00:02:03] 这会儿胸膜呀

[00:02:05] 心里不由得一阵紧张

[00:02:08] 因为什么锐一看自己这帮人要说能顶得住的没有几个呀

[00:02:17] 而且对方全都是杀人的恶魔、武艺高强、拔尖儿的人

[00:02:24] 他能不紧张

[00:02:26] 尤其有皇太子诏书在这儿

[00:02:30] 这个分量太重了

[00:02:33] 但是事到如今

[00:02:35] 就得硬着头皮再次应战

[00:02:39] 永远把宝刀一横

[00:02:41] 姓罗的好

[00:02:45] 既然见了面了

[00:02:46] 还想伸手不成

[00:02:48] 那当然了

[00:02:50] 见高人不能交臂失之

[00:02:54] 我逗过徐良

[00:02:56] 嗯

[00:02:57] 那个白眼没的确有两下子

[00:03:00] 我还没会过你玉面小达摩

[00:03:04] 今天我想开开眼白云瑞

[00:03:07] 来吧

[00:03:08] 咱来个宝刀对保单

[00:03:14] 说实话

[00:03:14] 他蹦起来抓就是一刀

[00:03:18] 云瑞闪身躲过一晃

[00:03:21] 金丝龙鳞

[00:03:22] 闪电劈两个人就斗在一处

[00:03:27] 两口宝刀上下翻飞着

[00:03:30] 寒光闪烁

[00:03:31] 冷气逼人

[00:03:33] 哈哈哈哈

[00:03:39] 八臂哪吒一边打着一边偷眼观瞧暗调大拇指罢了

[00:03:46] 看这意思

[00:03:47] 白瑞的功夫不次于徐良

[00:03:52] AJ 小白脸子有两下子

[00:03:55] 今天跟他交手还得格外留神

[00:03:58] 不假

[00:03:59] 我还得吃亏

[00:04:02] 这罗霄抖擞精神

[00:04:04] 把压箱底儿的绝活全倒了出来

[00:04:09] 可瑞呢

[00:04:10] 跟他伸手也真吃力

[00:04:13] 因为在龙虎风云汇上

[00:04:16] 云瑞看见过他的本事

[00:04:19] 他跟三哥徐良交手的时候

[00:04:21] 白云瑞看着真而切人

[00:04:24] 知道这家伙是个刺儿头

[00:04:27] 今天实际比划上了

[00:04:30] 于瑞才知道这个年轻人也不含糊

[00:04:35] 所以攒足了100%的劲儿

[00:04:39] 在职迎敌

[00:04:41] 他俩的功夫上下差不多少

[00:04:45] 一半时难以分出高低胜负

[00:04:48] 他们在这打折栽

[00:04:50] 闲不住

[00:04:51] 昆仑僧一看这什么地方

[00:04:54] 这是大宋朝的国土

[00:04:58] 有可能三侠五义的人随时都感到对我们不利

[00:05:04] 看眼前的形势是利在速战

[00:05:08] 啊

[00:05:08] 那就是皇太子赵府

[00:05:12] 别说他们的命根子

[00:05:14] 我要把赵福给逮住

[00:05:17] 你们全得玩完呢

[00:05:19] 起码都得担责任

[00:05:21] 4 D 人钟意恼怒

[00:05:23] 一道圣旨降下就被砍了你们的脑袋

[00:05:29] 对我也别闲着

[00:05:32] 我把这照数生擒活达

[00:05:35] 想在这给昆仑曾迈大步

[00:05:39] 笨皇太子就出来

[00:05:42] 你想保护皇太子有不少人呢

[00:05:47] 能叫昆仑僧得逞吗

[00:05:50] 虽然没有他能耐大

[00:05:52] 到了现在

[00:05:53] 每个人都把命豁出去了

[00:05:55] 头一个就是翻江竹江四爷

[00:06:00] 在看奖品

[00:06:01] 把分水峨眉刺一晃沾着玩秃驴休得猖狂

[00:06:08] 讲评在此

[00:06:12] 啊

[00:06:15] 蒋老师

[00:06:17] 怎么

[00:06:18] 你还敢拦住老

[00:06:20] 那你这点本事

[00:06:23] 你心里最清楚

[00:06:25] 你就100个捆成板儿

[00:06:28] 也不是老衲的对手

[00:06:31] 是分明的找死接着

[00:06:36] 蒋平知道人家说的不是吹牛皮啊

[00:06:40] 这100多个也不是人家的对手

[00:06:44] 但是事到现在

[00:06:46] 有能耐的人都没来

[00:06:48] 那怎么办呢

[00:06:49] 就得豁出一头去

[00:06:51] 四爷也不打眼晃峨眉刺接架相

[00:06:56] 还挡住胸声

[00:06:59] 后边儿一看

[00:07:00] 讲评哪行啊

[00:07:02] 丁大勇高亮la 家伙上来

[00:07:06] 此言不必担惊

[00:07:09] 我等住此一臂之力

[00:07:12] 三个人围住坤ce

[00:07:16] 为住啊

[00:07:17] 也没用

[00:07:19] 不是人家的对手

[00:07:22] 一加太保刘志杰

[00:07:24] 笑面郎君沈明杰一看

[00:07:27] 四爷

[00:07:28] 我们也来了

[00:07:30] 这个凶僧厉害的邪乎

[00:07:32] 咱们五个人打

[00:07:37] 二人往上移中加入战团

[00:07:40] 五个人围住昆仑僧

[00:07:44] 您别忘了这句话

[00:07:46] 号虎架不住一群狼

[00:07:50] 双拳难敌四手

[00:07:52] 好汉架不住人多

[00:07:55] 虽然说昆仑僧有能力

[00:07:58] 但一个人对付五个也得费点儿劲儿

[00:08:03] 这五个人跟走马灯相似是吧

[00:08:06] 峨眉刺到了

[00:08:08] 刚躲过去

[00:08:09] Er X 刀到了

[00:08:11] 刚躲过去

[00:08:12] X 宝见到了

[00:08:14] 把坤森忙乎的满头冒汗

[00:08:18] 气的他一个劲儿的

[00:08:19] 哼哼嗯

[00:08:22] 好好好好

[00:08:25] 你们还有多少人都上去老衲收装包圆

[00:08:31] 他们就打到一处

[00:08:34] 三尺地灵魔

[00:08:36] 陆昆一拍

[00:08:37] 咱别在这看热闹

[00:08:40] 也得过去伸手

[00:08:42] 在看陆空率

[00:08:45] 把大红斗篷闪掉了

[00:08:47] 小个儿不高

[00:08:49] 非常灵巧的猿猴相似

[00:08:53] 蹭蹭蹭三川两中来到近前

[00:08:59] 他打算帮助昆仑僧

[00:09:02] 这大和尚边干边说

[00:09:05] 老剑客

[00:09:06] 别管我办

[00:09:09] 大事要紧

[00:09:11] 快去把皇太子生擒活拿

[00:09:15] 皇太子交给你了

[00:09:17] 不对呀

[00:09:19] 入昆一看

[00:09:21] 昆僧别看力比武

[00:09:23] 人没有生命之忧

[00:09:26] 有本事我干点旁的

[00:09:30] 所以他转过方向的是直奔皇太子

[00:09:34] 赵府

[00:09:36] 房书安

[00:09:37] 你看

[00:09:37] 嗯嗯

[00:09:39] 你看

[00:09:39] 然后你再往前来

[00:09:42] 我跟你玩命

[00:09:43] 快莎莎

[00:09:47] 鲁世杰手提镔铁轧油锤啊

[00:09:51] 蹭蹭窜上来了

[00:09:52] 好小个子

[00:09:54] 你招锤肉肉

[00:09:58] 吕仁杰在后头拽出链子

[00:10:01] 双枪非申请上来

[00:10:03] 两个人是甲骨入昆

[00:10:08] 杀了也白给

[00:10:09] 逼不住人家

[00:10:11] 身当门长

[00:10:13] 老爷子盖片称

[00:10:15] 你看不行

[00:10:16] 我也上去帮兵主任

[00:10:19] 手提双手在上面撒人的注入亏

[00:10:24] 房书安手提小片儿刀保护着皇太子说

[00:10:29] 剩下呢

[00:10:30] 把皇太子没中没中

[00:10:32] 要出事儿

[00:10:33] 你们可别负责试试

[00:10:37] 他们带了不少D 家人团团的把皇太子给围住了

[00:10:43] 你说这玩意是累赘

[00:10:45] 不不说他们

[00:10:47] 但是说一气仙孔炼通天贯地关注

[00:10:52] 你看

[00:10:52] 人家都伸着手了

[00:10:54] 我还能不伸手

[00:10:57] 拽出保健室

[00:10:58] 直奔防传

[00:11:01] 老方一看呢

[00:11:03] 脑袋有多大个儿

[00:11:06] 你给我站住

[00:11:07] 孔亮你想干什么

[00:11:10] 无良天尊

[00:11:13] 大脑袋

[00:11:15] 你说我想干什么

[00:11:17] 我要皇太子赵曙

[00:11:21] 姓方的

[00:11:23] 你要明白事儿

[00:11:24] 赶紧给我滚

[00:11:26] 老老实实的把兆数交给我

[00:11:29] 你还能保住这条狗命

[00:11:32] 如若不然

[00:11:33] 我是一件一个绝不留情

[00:11:38] 你想得到挺美啊

[00:11:41] 有我姓房的三寸气

[00:11:44] 在你丫就不能得逞

[00:11:48] 赶紧给我推过去

[00:11:50] 如果再往前来我我可急眼了啊

[00:11:54] 洪亮好像没切了

[00:11:56] 谁说你急眼能怎么地

[00:11:59] 别跟他费唾沫、晃保健室直奔方川

[00:12:05] 房书安哪行

[00:12:07] 往后一招手

[00:12:09] 是啊

[00:12:10] 给我堵住

[00:12:11] 给我接住

[00:12:13] 旁的人没办法呼啦抄过来

[00:12:16] 十来个把孔亮给截住了

[00:12:19] 方叔

[00:12:20] 俺在这儿指挥着

[00:12:22] 哎呀

[00:12:22] 左一团右一团就打了

[00:12:25] 穷炸了

[00:12:27] 老方站到皇太子身边

[00:12:31] 在这担当警卫

[00:12:33] 赵主看得清清心说

[00:12:36] 哎

[00:12:38] 我我算个什么玩意儿

[00:12:40] 我就是大家的累赘

[00:12:43] 都为了保护我

[00:12:44] 牵扯这么大的精力

[00:12:47] 看眼前的形势是凶多吉少

[00:12:52] 若安哪

[00:12:53] 咱们能平安躲过这一关

[00:12:56] 鼻梁说呢

[00:12:57] 我看够呛哦

[00:12:59] 皇太子不怨天不怨地就怨你

[00:13:05] 你说你没事儿溜达什么呢

[00:13:08] A 惹出多大的罗兰

[00:13:11] 哎呀

[00:13:12] 十年也命也

[00:13:14] 我看今儿个够呛

[00:13:18] 哎

[00:13:19] 正在这紧要关头

[00:13:22] 就听路边树林里头响起了锣声

[00:13:27] 啦啦啦啦

[00:13:29] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:13:32] 有个苍老的声音

[00:13:34] 边敲锣边往外走

[00:13:38] 哎呀

[00:13:40] 真热闹

[00:13:42] 是庙会呀

[00:13:43] 还是赶集呀

[00:13:45] A 型了

[00:13:47] 今儿个有买卖

[00:13:49] 做了孙孙啊

[00:13:51] 来来来

[00:13:52] 跟着爷爷去看个热闹

[00:13:54] 踏浪踏浪

[00:13:57] 房书安

[00:13:58] 转过脸去一看哟

[00:14:01] 认出来了

[00:14:03] 正是天水镇在街头卖艺耍猴的呢

[00:14:08] 老罗锅儿

[00:14:11] 你看在老萝卜身后

[00:14:12] 跟着一男一女

[00:14:14] 两个小喇叭

[00:14:17] 这俩小孩每人手里牵着一只小猴

[00:14:21] 背包罗伞从树林里走出来了

[00:14:25] 老罗脖子

[00:14:27] 那脸都要沾了涅

[00:14:30] 走起路来十分艰难

[00:14:32] 手中提着罗拿着罗纯

[00:14:36] 方叔还是出于好心呢

[00:14:39] 一玩

[00:14:41] 老爷子别往前来

[00:14:43] 这不是市场

[00:14:45] 这是战场

[00:14:47] 再往前来

[00:14:49] 把你们祖孙给伤着就不好了

[00:14:53] 退回去回去吧

[00:14:56] 这老头耳朵还疲惫

[00:14:59] 啊

[00:15:01] 你说什么

[00:15:02] 我说你快进树林躲一躲

[00:15:05] 别把你们伤着

[00:15:08] 啊

[00:15:09] 我怎么听不见你说什么呢

[00:15:12] 哎呀

[00:15:14] 老啦老啦没有用了

[00:15:17] 这嘴说着还往前凑

[00:15:20] 呵

[00:15:21] 就来到出事地点

[00:15:23] 仿佛安急得直跺脚

[00:15:26] 不是老爷们你瞎呀

[00:15:29] 你看看

[00:15:30] 这都在玩命呢

[00:15:32] 你这不是找死吗

[00:15:35] 啊

[00:15:36] 这回我听清了哦

[00:15:38] 这是战场

[00:15:40] 不是市场类啊

[00:15:43] 哎呀

[00:15:44] 管他战场还是市场

[00:15:47] 为了吃口饱饭呐

[00:15:50] 没办法

[00:15:51] 我说你们都别打了

[00:15:53] 行不行都别打了

[00:15:55] 有什么冤仇下这么大的毒手啊啊

[00:16:01] 和气生财

[00:16:04] 干脆我给你们练练猴得了

[00:16:06] 练完之后你们要带着富裕钱呢

[00:16:11] 赏给我一蚊两蚊D

[00:16:13] 我们爷仨包括俩小猴儿

[00:16:16] 还讨碗饱饭吃啊

[00:16:19] 各位别打啦

[00:16:20] 别打了

[00:16:22] 谁听他的没人听

[00:16:26] 照样带着打折

[00:16:28] 这老罗锅子急眼了a

[00:16:33] 听人劝

[00:16:34] 吃饱饭

[00:16:35] 你们怎么都不听啊

[00:16:38] 好嘞

[00:16:39] 真惹我老人家生气

[00:16:42] 这是嚼我的买卖啊

[00:16:45] 看来我也得伸伸手儿啪啦啪啦

[00:16:51] 糖卖不来

[00:16:53] 个一汽先

[00:16:54] 孔亮近前

[00:16:56] 我老大

[00:16:57] 别骂了

[00:16:59] 苦凉不认识他

[00:17:01] 什么人赶紧闪开

[00:17:05] 我倒想闪开

[00:17:07] 可是没有泛滥怎么办

[00:17:10] 那你把钱给了我

[00:17:12] 我转身就走

[00:17:14] 你是什么人

[00:17:16] 那你就不用问了

[00:17:18] 我是跑江湖耍猴的

[00:17:22] 你给我赶紧滚开

[00:17:24] 小丹我等大师

[00:17:27] 大事

[00:17:28] 什么大事

[00:17:30] 啊

[00:17:31] 我明白了

[00:17:33] 哦

[00:17:33] 刚才我听说是虎

[00:17:36] 这还有个皇太子

[00:17:39] 哪儿冒出来个太子啊

[00:17:42] 一方面是保护太子

[00:17:45] 一方面要抢太子

[00:17:48] 所以你们打起来了

[00:17:51] 我看了一个皇太子

[00:17:54] 有什么值得抢

[00:17:56] 你说你这老大

[00:17:58] 你是个出家人

[00:18:01] 出家人讲的是慈悲为本

[00:18:04] 善念为怀啊

[00:18:07] 出家人吃斋面

[00:18:09] 佛德多做好事

[00:18:11] 你看看你这样子跟凶神恶煞相似的手提着杀人D 力气张嘴如何闭嘴怎样

[00:18:22] 你哪像三清箅子

[00:18:26] 哎

[00:18:27] 我老大听人劝

[00:18:28] 吃饱饭

[00:18:29] 算了算了

[00:18:30] 别爬了

[00:18:32] 洪亮一瓶

[00:18:33] 你算个啥东西

[00:18:35] 你算个鸡儿

[00:18:37] 你跑这儿瞎掰活

[00:18:39] 虎粮火往上撞

[00:18:42] 老家伙你找死刷就医保健

[00:18:48] 这老罗脖子往旁边一闪

[00:18:50] 还真就躲开了

[00:18:52] 流着脸看了看

[00:18:54] 哎呀

[00:18:56] 我

[00:18:56] 你这人可不怎么着啊

[00:18:59] 不管我说的对还是不对

[00:19:02] 我一把年岁了

[00:19:04] 还不是为你们好吗

[00:19:07] 你这人怎么好歹不懂呢呢

[00:19:11] 保健品快的你往我身上比划

[00:19:14] 你要把我给整死

[00:19:16] 我俩小孙孙依靠何人呢

[00:19:20] 你真有点歹毒啊

[00:19:23] 既然你不仁

[00:19:25] 可休怪老朽不一啊

[00:19:28] 你在扎个试试

[00:19:30] 我扎你怎么刷又一保健

[00:19:33] 这老头儿气了

[00:19:35] 行行行行行行你哪是出家人

[00:19:40] 你分明是个杀人的恶魔呀

[00:19:43] 今儿个我老人家就教训教训你

[00:19:48] 说着左手是罗捶

[00:19:51] 而右手是罗

[00:19:53] 他就轮开了

[00:19:55] 他是萝卜啊

[00:19:58] 比旁人矮了一大截

[00:20:01] 但是身形还挺利便

[00:20:04] 左脚为轴

[00:20:06] 右腿轮开了

[00:20:08] 就像个陀螺

[00:20:09] 相似啊

[00:20:15] 把一切先孔亮围在当中

[00:20:19] 孔亮一看这什么招数的时候

[00:20:22] 这家转圈转得真快

[00:20:25] 被他赚的真是眼花缭乱

[00:20:29] 一个没注意

[00:20:31] 电骡正好消在后脑勺上投吧

[00:20:36] 哎哟

[00:20:36] 我的妈呀

[00:20:38] 同亮灯灯灯往前抢了几步

[00:20:41] 好悬没趴下

[00:20:43] 撅着脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:20:46] 好哇

[00:20:48] 老萝卜仔

[00:20:50] 你真是找死

[00:20:52] 白保健又冲上来

[00:20:56] 哎

[00:20:56] 我说你这老道真有意思

[00:20:59] 你是纯属找死好嘞

[00:21:03] 我就成全了你

[00:21:05] 两个人又斗在一处

[00:21:07] 没几个回合也不知道怎么搞的

[00:21:11] 这老锣锅的J 罗锤还挺好使啊吧

[00:21:16] 正敲到孔亮脑门子上

[00:21:19] 把孔亮打得脑袋一骨碌两篇尊光露一下

[00:21:25] 飘到后脑勺上

[00:21:28] 洪亮刚一转身

[00:21:30] 老锣锅的蹬一下

[00:21:31] 腿正踹着洪亮屁股蛋子上啊

[00:21:35] 帮这一脚

[00:21:37] 孔亮站立不稳

[00:21:39] 身子横着就出去了

[00:21:41] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:21:43] 身子一呆呆

[00:21:44] 好玄

[00:21:45] 没摔倒啊

[00:21:48] 洪亮这才察觉出来

[00:21:52] 这老锣钹绝非等闲之辈

[00:21:56] 他是个谁呀

[00:21:58] 怎么这么高的本事

[00:22:00] 我孔亮不是自夸

[00:22:02] 其德呀

[00:22:03] 我是人中D 剑客

[00:22:06] 就我这两下子

[00:22:08] 可以说拿去出手去

[00:22:10] 怎么在他面前就施展不出来了

[00:22:14] 这

[00:22:15] 这怎么回事儿

[00:22:17] 不单是他房租

[00:22:19] 俺也看出门道

[00:22:20] 来了语音

[00:22:24] 房书安鑫说

[00:22:25] 吉人天象

[00:22:26] 人不该死

[00:22:27] 总有解救我这老头儿可了不得

[00:22:32] 谈笑之间

[00:22:34] 就把仪器先苦凉给耍了

[00:22:37] 看来他是个世外高人呢

[00:22:40] 哎哟

[00:22:42] 我可绝不能让他走了

[00:22:44] 现在我们人手正不够用

[00:22:48] 房书安想的是眼睛一亮

[00:22:50] 一玩耍猴的老头儿

[00:22:55] 甭演戏啊

[00:22:57] 你干脆把整个地都抖了抖了助我们一臂之力

[00:23:03] 要救了皇太子

[00:23:05] 你算力了

[00:23:06] 特大的功劳一件

[00:23:09] 啊

[00:23:10] 你说啥呢

[00:23:12] 有龙了

[00:23:14] 我说让你帮帮忙

[00:23:17] 帮助我们捉拿内秃驴跟这帮凶犯

[00:23:23] 啊

[00:23:24] 听见了

[00:23:25] 哎呀

[00:23:26] 我哪有那本事啊

[00:23:28] 但是受人之托

[00:23:30] 必办忠心之事

[00:23:33] 好累

[00:23:34] 看我吧