《Pass the Football》歌词

[00:00:00] Pass the Football - Broadway Cast

[00:00:09] Look at me now

[00:00:10] Four years of college

[00:00:12] Famous professors

[00:00:14] Tutoring me

[00:00:16] Scholarship kid

[00:00:18] Everything paid for

[00:00:20] Food and vacations

[00:00:22] All of it free

[00:00:24] Day that I left

[00:00:26] Everyone gathered

[00:00:28] Their cheering still rings in my ears

[00:00:31] Ray wreck rah

[00:00:33] Rah wreck ray

[00:00:35] Rah wreck

[00:00:36] Wreck rah

[00:00:36] Rah wreck wreck

[00:00:38] Wreck we love you

[00:00:41] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:00:44] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:00:52] Couldn't spell a lick

[00:00:54] Couldn't do arithmetic

[00:00:56] One and one made three

[00:00:58] Thought that dog was c-a-t

[00:01:01] But I could pass that football

[00:01:04] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:01:08] Couldn't write my name

[00:01:10] Couldn't translate je vous aime

[00:01:12] Never learned to read

[00:01:14] Mother goose or andr' gide

[00:01:16] But I could pass that football

[00:01:20] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:01:24] Couldn't figure riddles

[00:01:26] Puzzles made me pout

[00:01:28] Where the hell was moses when the lights went out

[00:01:31] I couldn't even tell red from green

[00:01:34] Get those verbs through my bean

[00:01:36] But I was buddies with the dean

[00:01:38] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:01:42] Passed without a fuss

[00:01:44] English lit and calculus

[00:01:46] Never had to cram

[00:01:48] Even passed the bar exam

[00:01:51] Because I passed that football

[00:01:54] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:02:02] Couldn't dance for beans

[00:02:04] Mashed my girls to smithereens

[00:02:06] Sometimes blood was spilled

[00:02:08] Still my card was always filled

[00:02:11] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:02:14] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:02:19] Then there was the week

[00:02:21] Albert einstein came to speak

[00:02:23] Relativity

[00:02:25] Guess who introduced him me

[00:02:27] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:02:31] Like nothing you have ever seen

[00:02:35] Had no table manners

[00:02:37] Used ta dunk my roll

[00:02:39] Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl

[00:02:42] Though I would not get up for any she

[00:02:45] The prexy's mom age ninetythree

[00:02:47] Got up and gave her seat to me

[00:02:49] Like nothing you did ever see

[00:02:53] In our hall of fame

[00:02:56] There's a statue with my name

[00:02:58] There we stand by heck

[00:03:00] Lincoln washington and wreck

[00:03:03] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:03:07] Like nothing you have ever ever seen