《In Me ’Oroscope》歌词

[00:00:00] In Me 'Oroscope - Gracie Fields

[00:00:05] The leader of our Band of 'Ope the other night began it

[00:00:09] When 'e said ev'ryone was born beneath a lucky planet

[00:00:13] An' Jupiter an' Mars

[00:00:17] So I called upon an eastern bloke to find me lucky stars

[00:00:22] He felt me bumps an' read me 'and It did give me a

[00:00:26] Then threw 'imself into a trance as 'e turned down the light

[00:00:31] The smoke was rising from a bowl of incense

[00:00:34] Said 'e "Into the crystal let us grope

[00:00:39] Though you've been nipped in the bud

[00:00:41] 'Ere's your future clear as mud:

[00:00:44] It's all written down in me 'oroscope

[00:00:49] "To charm your lover buy a dozen duck eggs

[00:00:53] Suck out the whites an' throw away the yolk

[00:00:57] An' it's bound to do the trick

[00:00:59] If it doesn't make you sick

[00:01:02] It's all written down in me 'oroscope

[00:01:06] "The crystal isn't clear

[00:01:08] But your lucky stone is 'ere

[00:01:10] It isn't a common or garden kind of glass stone

[00:01:15] It isn't a diamond rare;

[00:01:17] It's a jewel beyond compare

[00:01:20] It's the most expensive tuppenny bit of 'earthstone

[00:01:25] "I can see a crisis loomin' in your future

[00:01:29] There's some safety pins a nurse an' a bar o' soap

[00:01:33] An' oh my goodness Mrs Binns

[00:01:36] I can you nursin' twins

[00:01:39] It's all written down in me 'oroscope "

[00:01:44] I buy the papers ev'ry day but not to follow 'orses

[00:01:48] I skip the latest politics the murders an' divorces

[00:01:52] Then quickly turn the pages till I come to number three

[00:01:56] 'Cause the 'oroscope's the only thing of interest to me

[00:02:01] It says today: "Beware of blondes Your 'earth an' 'ome's in danger

[00:02:06] Your 'usband's got entangled with a ginger-'eaded stranger

[00:02:11] You're bound to win 'im back again an' spoil 'is new romance

[00:02:15] If you buy your lucky perfume an' you spray some on 'is pants "

[00:02:20] It also says I mustn't do a stroke of work on Mondays

[00:02:24] On Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays Fridays Saturdays or Sundays

[00:02:29] If I should go against the stars I'll soon get grey an' old

[00:02:33] So the old man ev'ry Sunday's got to 'ave 'is mutton cold

[00:02:37] This morning' in the Daily Force they 'ad a tip for me

[00:02:41] When me star's in the ascendant an' me lucky number's three:

[00:02:46] "Be sure to 'ave a bath upon your birthday

[00:02:51] An' use the very best carbolic soap

[00:02:55] When you've 'ad a thorough scrub

[00:02:58] Give your birthday stone a rub "

[00:03:01] It's all written down in me 'oroscope