《Lumbered》歌词

[00:00:00] Lumbered - Anthony Newley/Anna Quayle/Susan Baker/Jennifer Baker

[00:00:02] I've been trapped lumbered

[00:00:05] I have been lumbered

[00:00:06] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:00:10] But I'm never gonna get lumbered again

[00:00:16] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:00:22] And I don't L-I-K-E it one small bit

[00:00:26] I'm too young to be a father

[00:00:29] There are lots of things I'd rather be

[00:00:31] Like working down a coal P-I-T pit

[00:00:34] When I ought to be completely unencumbered

[00:00:38] I've been forced to buy a ring and say Amen

[00:00:42] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:00:48] But I'm never gonna get lumbered again

[00:00:56] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:01:02] I'm completely C-H-O-K-E-D choked

[00:01:06] Bang all my lovely visions

[00:01:09] I've been forced to make decisions

[00:01:10] Wish I had a quid for every fag I've smoked

[00:01:14] When I think of all the birds with whom I've slumbered

[00:01:18] Now I'll only ever see them now and then

[00:01:21] At the weekends and whenever the wife's not around

[00:01:25] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:01:29] But I'm never gonna get lumbered again

[00:01:38] If I ever get my hands upon the idiot that wrote

[00:01:41] Into every life a little rain must fall

[00:01:45] I shall take his book of poems

[00:01:47] And I'll stuff 'em up his throat

[00:01:49] 'Cause it seems to me as though I get it all

[00:01:54] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:02:00] And the idea doesn't please me very much

[00:02:04] I was not prepared for marriage

[00:02:07] I would catch a boat from Harwich

[00:02:09] But I don't speak any D-U-C-H Dutch

[00:02:25] Though I know it's true a bachelor's days are numbered

[00:02:29] I think I should have the choice of saying when

[00:02:33] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:02:37] But I'm never gonna get lumbered again

[00:02:49] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:02:59] It's enough to drive a fellow M-A-D

[00:03:04] I am scarcely past my childhood

[00:03:06] I still play the games a child would

[00:03:08] I'm still playing mums and dads as you can see

[00:03:12] When I think of all the chicks with whom I've rumba'd

[00:03:17] For the wedding march I'm lumbered with a hen

[00:03:20] I've been quite unduly well and truly lumbered

[00:03:25] But I do you matter I'm never gonna get

[00:03:32] Never gonna get never never

[00:03:33] Never gonna get never gonna get never never

[00:03:34] Never gonna get lumbered again

[00:03:38] Never gonna get lumbered again

[00:03:41] Never gonna get lumbered again

[00:03:45] Never gonna get lumbered again

[00:04:23] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:04:28] So have I

[00:04:29] I've had just about E-N-U-F enough

[00:04:32] So have I

[00:04:34] For my little bit of pleasure

[00:04:35] I've been punished beyond measure

[00:04:38] If you ask me I've been treated rather rough

[00:04:41] So have I

[00:04:43] Like a garrison that's gradually outnumbered

[00:04:48] Or a boxer when the count is nearing ten

[00:04:51] Down with men

[00:04:54] I've been L-U-M-B-E-R-E-D lumbered

[00:04:59] I've been lumbered

[00:05:00] But I'm never gonna get lumbered again