《Go See the Doctor(Almost Clean Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Go See the Doctor - Kool Moe Dee

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[00:00:30] Three days later go see the doctor

[00:00:42] 三天后 我去看了医生

[00:00:42] I was walking down the street rocking my beat

[00:00:46] 那天我手舞足蹈地

[00:00:46] Clapping my hands and stomping my feet

[00:00:48] 走在街上

[00:00:48] I saw a little lady so neet and petite

[00:00:51] 突然间 看到了一个娇小可人的美女

[00:00:51] So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet

[00:00:53] 甜美可爱 我已经忍不住想要上前搭讪

[00:00:53] So I asked this lady could I take her out

[00:00:56] 于是我走到她面前 问她可不可以约着一起去玩儿

[00:00:56] We could wine and dine and we could talk about

[00:00:59] 喝点酒 吃个饭 还能聊聊

[00:00:59] The birds and the bees in my waterbed

[00:01:01] 我的私人泳池

[00:01:01] And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head

[00:01:04] 无需言语 你低头示意就好

[00:01:04] We continued to talk and before you knew it

[00:01:07] 我们交谈甚欢 在你把一切搞清楚之前

[00:01:07] We were at my house and it was time to do it

[00:01:10] 我们就已经到了我的房间 来吧 和我共享鱼水之欢

[00:01:10] As soon as I finished I lost my poise

[00:01:12] 完事后 我便不再风度翩翩

[00:01:12] Ran outside and told all my boys

[00:01:15] 冲到屋外 在所有兄弟们面前吹嘘了一番

[00:01:15] I said "Listen up fellas come over here bust it"

[00:01:18] 我说 都过来 听我讲 刚才简直爽翻了天

[00:01:18] They said "Did you get it " I said "Yeah " they said "How was it "

[00:01:21] 他们问 得手了吗 感觉怎样 我说 当然

[00:01:21] The poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her

[00:01:23] 她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能

[00:01:23] But three days later go see the doctor

[00:01:37] 可三天后 我就去看了医生

[00:01:37] I rocked her to the left rocked her to the right

[00:01:39] 我们在床上翻雨覆雨

[00:01:39] She felt so good hugged me so tight

[00:01:42] 她感觉棒极了 将我狠狠抱紧

[00:01:42] I said "Good night"

[00:01:46] 那真是美好的一晚

[00:01:46] Three days later

[00:01:48] 三天后

[00:01:48] Woke up fussing yelling and cussing

[00:01:50] 醒来时浑身难受 喉咙发干

[00:01:50] Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing

[00:01:53] 身体好像被掏空

[00:01:53] I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia "

[00:01:56] 我去了卫生间 嘴里骂骂咧咧

[00:01:56] I'm a kill that girl next time I see her

[00:01:58] 下次再见到那个女孩儿 我非让她生不如死

[00:01:58] The madder I got the more I reminice

[00:02:01] 心里越生气 便越容易想起那晚

[00:02:01] Why is my thing thing burning like this

[00:02:03] 为什么我的下面有种火辣辣的感觉

[00:02:03] Well I remember the first day I saw that girl

[00:02:06] 我记得第一次见到她时

[00:02:06] I just couldn't wait to rock her world

[00:02:09] 就盼着能和她共享鱼水之欢

[00:02:09] I said "Hey good looking what you got cooking "

[00:02:12] 我问 嗨 美女 你是做什么的

[00:02:12] What have I done stuck my dick in

[00:02:14] 我的小弟弟到底经历了什么

[00:02:14] Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave

[00:02:17] 现在 我终于明白 为什么她的前男友 大卫

[00:02:17] Calls her Mrs Microwave

[00:02:19] 称呼她 微波炉小姐

[00:02:19] Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn

[00:02:22] 因为她比烤箱还要热辣 我真是含泪受训

[00:02:22] The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned

[00:02:25] 玩儿火必自焚

[00:02:25] But the poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her

[00:02:28] 但她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能

[00:02:28] But three days later go see the doctor

[00:03:40] 可三天后 我就去看了医生

[00:03:40] I went to the doctor's office I said "What have I got "

[00:03:43] 到了医生那里 我问医生我这是什么病

[00:03:43] He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"

[00:03:46] 他说 转过去 打针

[00:03:46] I looked at him like he was crazy and I said "What "

[00:03:48] 我看着他 觉得他简直是疯了 我说 什么

[00:03:48] Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt

[00:03:51] 别在我的屁股上动手动脚

[00:03:51] He turned and said in a real deep voice

[00:03:54] 他转过头 低声对我说

[00:03:54] "Have it your way if that's your choice

[00:03:57] 随你便 我尊重你的选择

[00:03:57] And I'll put it down if you want me to put it

[00:03:59] 你想要我停下 我就停下

[00:03:59] But don't blame me if it turns into a foot

[00:04:02] 但如果你的小弟弟从此萎靡不振

[00:04:02] Extending from the middle of your body

[00:04:04] 再也无法挺立 那你可别怪我

[00:04:04] And the next time you see your cute hottie

[00:04:07] 想想下次再见你的那位热辣美女时

[00:04:07] You won't be able to screw the only thing you can do

[00:04:10] 干着急却无能为力 只能忍痛婉拒

[00:04:10] Is just kick her so go take karate"

[00:04:13] 建议你去学学空手道吧

[00:04:13] As I turned around to receive my injection

[00:04:15] 医生打针时 我扭过头说

[00:04:15] I said "Next time I'll use some protection"

[00:04:18] 下次 我会做些保护措施

[00:04:18] If I see another girl and I get an erection

[00:04:21] 如果再看见漂亮女孩儿 小弟弟又寂寞难耐

[00:04:21] I'm walking in the other direction

[00:04:24] 那我就赶快远远躲开

[00:04:24] Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance

[00:04:26] 因为我再也不想跳舞时忍着疼 夹着双腿

[00:04:26] So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants

[00:04:29] 所以 我会管好自己的小弟弟

[00:04:29] And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her

[00:04:32] 下次再看见漂亮女孩儿时 我不会再随便出手

[00:04:32] Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor

[00:04:37] 除非有把握让她在我膝下连连求饶