《Curmudgeon(Previously Unreleased)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

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[00:00:01] Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster

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[00:00:03] May I have your attention please

[00:00:06] 大家注意了

[00:00:06] May I have your attention please

[00:00:09] 大家注意了

[00:00:09] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:12] 请艾米纳姆站起来

[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:17] 我再说一遍 请艾米纳姆站起来

[00:00:17] We're gonna have a problem here

[00:00:18] 我们就要陷入麻烦

[00:00:18] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] 你们表现得像第一次见到白人说唱歌手一样

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] 就像Pam一样惊掉下巴 就像Tommy一样破门而入

[00:00:23] And started whoopin' her a** worse than before

[00:00:25] 然后比以前更疯狂地抽她的**

[00:00:25] They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww

[00:00:27] 他们离婚了 Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞

[00:00:27] It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding

[00:00:30] 卷土重来 等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧

[00:00:30] He didn't just say what I think he did did he

[00:00:32] 他并没有这样说过 但我认为他会这样做

[00:00:32] And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots

[00:00:35] 说 你们都是傻瓜

[00:00:35] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha

[00:00:37] 他已经被我彻底击败

[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:39] 女权主义者都爱我

[00:00:39] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:41] 因为他满口都是女人 我早已厌倦了他

[00:00:41] Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what

[00:00:44] 瞧瞧他那一副猥琐的样子 你知道那是什么意思

[00:00:44] Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though

[00:00:46] 我已经被惹怒 但他兴致盎然

[00:00:46] Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:48] 我想我已经失去理智

[00:00:48] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

[00:00:51] 但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事 都是小巫见大巫

[00:00:51] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:53] 有时候 我想在电视上说出我的心声

[00:00:53] But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:55] 但我不能 弄死一头驼鹿对汤姆格林来说是很酷的事情

[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] 你们都对我卑躬屈膝 心服口服

[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:01:00] 如果我幸运的话 我猜我能得到一个吻

[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:02] 以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西

[00:01:02] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

[00:01:04] 然后我们却指望他们对缠绵欢愉一无所知

[00:01:04] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:06] 但他们肯定会知道性爱是什么东西

[00:01:06] By the time they hit fourth grade

[00:01:07] 因为当他们上四年级的时候

[00:01:07] They've got the Discovery Channel don't they

[00:01:09] 就观看了探索频道

[00:01:09] We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:12] 我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了 不 有些人是食人族

[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:14] 他们会把人像哈密瓜那样切开

[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:16] 但如果我们可以与死去的动物纠缠不清

[00:01:16] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:19] 那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了

[00:01:19] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:21] 如果你和我的想法一样 我有一个办法

[00:01:21] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:23] 女孩们 挥舞你的内衣 一起合唱

[00:01:23] I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:25] 我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:01:25] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:27] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:01:30] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:01:30] Please stand up please stand up

[00:01:32] 站起来 站起来

[00:01:32] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:34] 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:01:34] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:36] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:01:39] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:01:39] Please stand up please stand up

[00:01:41] 站起来 站起来

[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:43] 威尔史密斯不会在他的唱片中爆粗口

[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:46] 我对他不屑一顾 去你的

[00:01:46] You think I give a damn about a Grammy

[00:01:47] 你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖

[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] 你们一半以上的音乐评论家根本不在乎我

[00:01:50] But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:52] 但是如果你赢得胜利 那会怎样 会不会很奇怪

[00:01:52] Why so you guys could just lie to get me here

[00:01:55] 那样你们就可以骗我到这里

[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:01:57] 就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边

[00:01:57] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:59] 那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位

[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:02] 这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间

[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:04] 然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁

[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:06] 你这小** 在MTV上把我撤下来透透气

[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee

[00:02:08] 他确实很可爱 不过他已经和Kim结婚了

[00:02:08] I should download her audio on MP3

[00:02:11] 我应该把她的歌下到MP3上

[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

[00:02:13] 然后秀给世界看 你如何与我缠绵

[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

[00:02:15] 我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩

[00:02:15] All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:18] 整天惹我厌烦 所以 我要让你们一败涂地

[00:02:18] And there's a million of us just like me

[00:02:20] 因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万

[00:02:20] Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:22] 像我这样爆粗口 像我这样毫不在乎

[00:02:22] Who dress like me walk talk and act like me

[00:02:25] 像我这样穿着肥大的衣服 像我这样举止怪异

[00:02:25] And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

[00:02:27] 也许最强者就要诞生 但不会是我

[00:02:27] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:29] 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:02:29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:31] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:02:34] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:02:34] Please stand up please stand up

[00:02:36] 站起来 站起来

[00:02:36] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:38] 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:02:38] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:40] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:02:40] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:02:43] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:02:43] Please stand up please stand up

[00:02:45] 站起来 站起来

[00:02:45] I'm like a head trip to listen to

[00:02:47] 听我说唱是一种精神享受

[00:02:47] 'Cause I'm only givin' you

[00:02:48] 因为只有我会向你们献上

[00:02:48] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

[00:02:50] 一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里讲的笑话

[00:02:50] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

[00:02:53] 唯一不同的是 我在你们面前有种说出来

[00:02:53] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

[00:02:55] 而且我不用掩饰

[00:02:55] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:57] 我只是在一个麦克风前 吐出真言

[00:02:57] And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it

[00:02:59] 不管你喜不喜欢 我都把它大声的唱出来

[00:02:59] Better than 90% of you rappers out can

[00:03:01] 我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都优秀

[00:03:01] Then you wonder how can

[00:03:02] 这就是为什么

[00:03:02] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums

[00:03:04] 这帮小孩买我的专辑就像**一样**

[00:03:04] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30

[00:03:06] 真滑稽 因为我已经30岁了

[00:03:06] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

[00:03:08] 而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里调情暧昧的人

[00:03:08] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

[00:03:11] 抚摸那些护士的丰臀 和Jergens一起欢愉

[00:03:11] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

[00:03:13] 我已经精疲力尽 任何激情药物都不起作用

[00:03:13] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

[00:03:15] 其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中

[00:03:15] He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings

[00:03:18] 他可能在汉堡王工作 在你的洋葱圈上吐痰

[00:03:18] Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k

[00:03:21] 或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈 尖叫着 我毫不在乎

[00:03:21] With his windows down and his system up

[00:03:22] 然后摇下车窗

[00:03:22] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:24] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:03:24] And put one of those fingers on each hand up

[00:03:27] 竖起中指

[00:03:27] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:29] 为自己的疯狂骄傲不已

[00:03:29] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:31] 用你最响的声音再来一次 你可以引领风潮

[00:03:31] I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:33] 我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:03:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:36] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:03:36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:03:38] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:03:38] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:40] 站起来 站起来

[00:03:40] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:43] 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:03:43] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:45] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:03:45] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:03:47] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:03:47] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:50] 站起来 站起来

[00:03:50] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:52] 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:03:52] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:54] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:03:54] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:03:56] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:03:56] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:59] 站起来 站起来

[00:03:59] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:01] 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神

[00:04:01] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:03] 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已

[00:04:03] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:04:06] 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来

[00:04:06] Please stand up please stand up

[00:04:09] 站起来 站起来

[00:04:09] Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

[00:04:14] 我想 艾米纳姆就在我们其中

[00:04:14] F**k it let's all stand up

[00:04:19] 该死 让我们全都站起来