《Bruces’ Philosophers’ Song》歌词

[00:00:02] Immanuel Kant was a real puissant

[00:00:08] Who was very rarely stable

[00:00:22] Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar

[00:00:30] Who could think you under the table

[00:00:38] David Hume could out consume

[00:00:48] Schopenhauer and Hegel

[00:01:03] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

[00:01:08] Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

[00:01:18] There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya

[00:01:26] 'Bout the raising of the wrist

[00:01:34] Socrates himself was permanently pissed

[00:01:45] John Stuart Mill of his own free will

[00:01:53] On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

[00:02:01] Plato they say could stick it away

[00:02:07] Half a crate of whiskey every day

[00:02:22] Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

[00:02:31] Hobbes was fond of his dram

[00:02:46] And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart

[00:02:50] I drink therefore I am

[00:02:52] Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed

[00:02:57] A lovely little thinker

[00:02:58] But a bugger when he's pissed