《栾蒲包与丰泽园019集》歌词

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[00:00:05] 新丰楼老掌柜的王恩普

[00:00:10] 为了巴结曹锟

[00:00:12] Na 真是煞费苦心呐

[00:00:16] 花了许多许多的银子

[00:00:20] 首先

[00:00:20] 他了解到

[00:00:22] 曹坤的简历

[00:00:24] 脾气秉性爱好什么

[00:00:28] 然后对症下药

[00:00:32] 第一下

[00:00:33] 给曹坤地家乡

[00:00:36] 就天津大沽

[00:00:38] 盖了一所好庄宅

[00:00:41] 那得多少钱

[00:00:44] 第二样

[00:00:45] 他了解到曹锟有个足耶

[00:00:48] 叫曹克忠

[00:00:50] 号称曹大帅

[00:00:53] 这老头说话有分量

[00:00:56] 汪恩普脸皮真厚啊

[00:00:58] 带着人参

[00:01:00] 鹿茸

[00:01:02] 犀牛角、藏红花

[00:01:05] 金条、大元宝见子阳

[00:01:10] 登门拜谒

[00:01:12] A

[00:01:13] 有那么一句话

[00:01:14] 官儿不打送礼的

[00:01:17] 何况这老头呢

[00:01:19] 已经早就退下来

[00:01:21] 一看送这么重的礼物

[00:01:24] 当然是高兴

[00:01:26] 亲自接见王恩普

[00:01:28] 还请他吃便饭

[00:01:30] A 等把来意摸清了

[00:01:33] 曹克忠表示

[00:01:35] 汪掌柜

[00:01:36] 你放心

[00:01:38] 我一定在曹锟面前替你多加美言

[00:01:43] 把你举荐给曹锟

[00:01:46] 哎哟

[00:01:46] 我谢谢你我谢谢你

[00:01:50] 果然

[00:01:50] 这老头说话还真算数

[00:01:53] 过了不久

[00:01:55] 就跟曹坤打个招呼

[00:01:58] 这是第二件事儿

[00:01:59] 第三件事儿

[00:02:02] 他叫人

[00:02:02] 据了解曹锟的私生活

[00:02:06] 了解了许许多多内幕

[00:02:10] 你看这曹锟呢

[00:02:11] 也好色

[00:02:13] 妻妾成群

[00:02:16] 有的都排不上号

[00:02:18] 哎

[00:02:19] 就这样

[00:02:19] 他还不满足曹锟最大的隐私

[00:02:25] 喜欢那男妾

[00:02:28] 你说这人是变态狂股

[00:02:31] 女人玩弄够了

[00:02:33] 喜欢玩弄男人

[00:02:36] You

[00:02:37] 汪恩普得知这信儿之后啊

[00:02:40] 这高兴劲儿就甭提啦

[00:02:43] 身边这个李彦青是狗皮膏药

[00:02:47] 怎么甩也甩不下去

[00:02:50] 当他得知这个信息之后才有主意呢

[00:02:54] 干脆我来个一箭双雕啊

[00:02:59] 把这里燕青推荐给曹锟

[00:03:03] 要免去我的麻烦

[00:03:05] 甩掉这个狗皮膏药

[00:03:07] 另外呢

[00:03:08] 拿这里燕青当敲门砖

[00:03:11] 好接近曹锟

[00:03:15] A

[00:03:16] 后来他又打通各个关节

[00:03:19] 送礼也不容易啊

[00:03:22] 娜娜

[00:03:22] 身份差别太多了

[00:03:25] 哪个关节不转滋滋滋

[00:03:29] 九游

[00:03:31] 酱油是什么呢

[00:03:32] 给钱呢

[00:03:33] 上上下下打脸

[00:03:36] 那费了很长一段时间

[00:03:39] A 打点通了

[00:03:41] 她一看

[00:03:42] 行了

[00:03:43] 随时随地把李艳青可以送上门去

[00:03:48] 这天呢

[00:03:48] 就装好人儿

[00:03:50] 摆了一桌丰盛的酒宴

[00:03:53] 请李彦青吃饭

[00:03:56] 在这桌子面儿上

[00:03:58] 王恩普还挤不出几滴眼泪来

[00:04:03] 啊

[00:04:05] 年轻啊

[00:04:08] 我离不开你啊

[00:04:11] 咱俩虽然相处的时间不算长

[00:04:16] 我以为这感情十分亲密啊

[00:04:21] 可是你跟着我一个开饭馆儿的

[00:04:25] 你有啥出息

[00:04:27] 我打算让你飞黄腾达呀

[00:04:31] 我忍痛可爱

[00:04:35] 把你举荐给大帅曹锟

[00:04:39] 你要到那儿扶持曹大帅去

[00:04:43] 比服侍我强着万贝里万万倍

[00:04:48] 我说

[00:04:49] 宴请

[00:04:51] 真有一天

[00:04:52] 你混好了

[00:04:54] 可别把我给忘了

[00:04:57] 我说的这我心里难过

[00:05:00] 嗯

[00:05:02] 假的

[00:05:04] 王恩普比演员还演员

[00:05:08] 你看那演员说哭就哭

[00:05:09] 说笑就笑

[00:05:11] 本来没有眼泪

[00:05:12] A 感情一上来

[00:05:14] 吧嗒吧嗒眼泪下来了

[00:05:16] 王恩普这招能耐比演员还强

[00:05:20] 哭的鼻子头都红了

[00:05:22] 还真把李彦青给蒙住了

[00:05:24] 李彦青也哭了

[00:05:27] 你别看是大佬爷们儿

[00:05:28] 再说了

[00:05:29] 扭扭捏捏一举一动

[00:05:31] 就是个女人

[00:05:34] 李彦青把桃红的手绢拽住

[00:05:39] 老打归打

[00:05:41] 别说了

[00:05:43] 你说的每一句话就像扎我的心一样

[00:05:47] 掌柜的对我偏高

[00:05:49] 帝后之恩啊

[00:05:51] 您讲话我们处的是亲密无间

[00:05:55] 掌柜的居然把我举荐给曹大帅

[00:06:00] 我不愿意也得愿意

[00:06:02] 这叫恭敬不如从命

[00:06:05] 老掌柜的

[00:06:06] 你放心

[00:06:08] 你对待我的一片真情

[00:06:10] 我可恶难忘啊

[00:06:13] 将来有一天

[00:06:14] 我真要混好了

[00:06:16] 我绝不忘大恩

[00:06:18] 就是哎我

[00:06:19] 谢谢我

[00:06:20] 谢谢

[00:06:21] 你把东西收拾收拾

[00:06:23] 明天

[00:06:25] 就是好日子

[00:06:27] 我送你去见曹大帅

[00:06:31] 明天就走啊

[00:06:32] 别介

[00:06:33] 嗯

[00:06:34] 大后天吧

[00:06:35] 咱俩再相处几天

[00:06:37] 我没处够

[00:06:39] 那也好听你的

[00:06:42] 书说简短

[00:06:44] 两个人又尽兴的鬼混了三天

[00:06:48] 到这一天了

[00:06:49] 雇了辆车

[00:06:51] A 给汪恩普把

[00:06:53] 李彦青就送给了曹锟

[00:06:58] 一进屋

[00:06:59] 曹锟眼睛一瞪

[00:07:03] 哎呀

[00:07:05] 没事儿

[00:07:06] 真不错呀

[00:07:09] 哇

[00:07:09] 难怪啦

[00:07:10] 他就叫李彦青啊

[00:07:12] 大帅一点儿不假

[00:07:15] 你看看怎么样

[00:07:16] 燕青啊过去

[00:07:17] 叫大帅好好看看

[00:07:19] 李彦青是扭扭捏捏

[00:07:22] 来到曹锟近前

[00:07:24] 拜见大帅

[00:07:25] 恶恶恶

[00:07:28] 好

[00:07:30] 好

[00:07:31] 好

[00:07:31] 哈哈哈哈

[00:07:35] 来来来

[00:07:36] 让我坐下

[00:07:38] 王掌柜的

[00:07:39] 我谢谢你了啊

[00:07:42] 嗯

[00:07:43] 往后咱们走着瞧

[00:07:45] 我曹某

[00:07:46] 别看身居要职

[00:07:49] 我也是个人

[00:07:51] 我也有七情六欲

[00:07:53] 我也喜欢交朋友

[00:07:56] 你这个朋友我交定了

[00:07:59] 哎哟

[00:08:01] 王恩普勒得好些

[00:08:03] 没趴下

[00:08:04] 心说这朋友上哪找去

[00:08:06] 哎呀

[00:08:07] 千恩万谢

[00:08:10] 咱就这么说吧

[00:08:11] 打这一天开始

[00:08:13] 合着曹坤高兴

[00:08:16] 跟着李彦青是形影不离

[00:08:20] 咱举个例子说

[00:08:22] 有几次曹锟洗澡

[00:08:25] 把自己的妻妾婆子老妈呀了

[00:08:29] 拳打他走了

[00:08:30] 不许靠近

[00:08:32] 男的也不许靠近

[00:08:35] 这屋里就是他们两个人

[00:08:38] 啊

[00:08:38] 这里燕青也是巴结曹锟

[00:08:42] 使尽全身的能耐

[00:08:45] A

[00:08:45] 让大帅高兴

[00:08:47] 比方说按摩

[00:08:49] 从头到脚趾头尖儿

[00:08:51] 从脚趾头尖儿到头顶

[00:08:54] 前边儿到后边

[00:08:56] 哎呀

[00:08:56] 操控这个相守这个舒服劲儿就甭累啦

[00:09:01] 两个人做下了苟且之事

[00:09:05] 还是内句话

[00:09:06] 没有不透风的墙

[00:09:09] 没过多少日子

[00:09:11] 府里头上上下下的人都知道

[00:09:15] 他说他看见什么了

[00:09:17] 他说他听见什么

[00:09:20] 人们是窃窃私议

[00:09:23] 不过这里有个规矩

[00:09:25] 仅限着

[00:09:26] 这圈里还行

[00:09:27] 谁也不敢对外面说

[00:09:30] 那要传出去

[00:09:32] 要一挖根儿

[00:09:33] 揪到头上还了得

[00:09:35] 小命就保不住了

[00:09:37] 但是

[00:09:37] 尽管如此

[00:09:38] 没有不透风的墙啊

[00:09:40] 这话说的怎么这么对

[00:09:43] 哎

[00:09:44] 这事儿慢慢的逐渐开阔起来

[00:09:48] 外界的人也都知道

[00:09:50] 也不知道怎么着传到冯玉祥将军耳朵里

[00:09:57] 冯玉祥诗一诗的诗啊

[00:10:01] 那是堂堂正正的正人君子

[00:10:04] 哎

[00:10:05] 嫉恶如仇

[00:10:07] 听着这个消息

[00:10:09] 冯玉祥把牙关一咬

[00:10:11] 呸

[00:10:14] 曹仲珊

[00:10:16] 什么玩意儿

[00:10:18] 你等着我

[00:10:19] 迟早有一天

[00:10:21] 我要收拾这个李彦青

[00:10:24] 我叫你下不来台

[00:10:28] 留下祸根了

[00:10:30] 哎

[00:10:32] 这个曹锟对外边儿怎么说呀

[00:10:34] 这什么人呢这是

[00:10:36] 名不正言不顺呢

[00:10:39] A 就为任他贴身的富贵

[00:10:44] 要不你介绍这李复我

[00:10:47] 哎

[00:10:47] 这样儿哲人耳目啊

[00:10:50] 就这么样

[00:10:51] 李艳青跟他形影不离

[00:10:54] 师则同桌

[00:10:56] 卧则同榻

[00:10:57] 走哪他跟到哪儿

[00:10:59] 简直就是曹锟的影子

[00:11:02] 那么咱们也介绍过曹琨递简历

[00:11:06] 现在他做的是什么事

[00:11:08] 直隶督军

[00:11:10] 比省长大

[00:11:12] 直立就是河北省的

[00:11:14] 这一省170 个县都归他说了算

[00:11:18] 他就是太上皇

[00:11:20] 省长王承斌就是他的下属

[00:11:25] 但他还不满意想干嘛要竞选中华民国大总统

[00:11:33] 为这事儿

[00:11:34] 他也是煞费苦心

[00:11:37] 哎呀

[00:11:37] 他一想

[00:11:38] 我得好好策划策划

[00:11:40] 原来周围的募兵不少

[00:11:44] 现在又增加俩人儿

[00:11:46] 一个是眼里的红人李彦青

[00:11:50] 一个就是新丰楼的掌柜汪恩普

[00:11:55] 他发现这王恩普扁的挺多

[00:11:59] 别看这开饭馆儿的

[00:12:00] 有时候出地内主意啊

[00:12:03] 还颇有政治家的策略

[00:12:06] A

[00:12:07] 他觉得这人不简单

[00:12:09] 所有知心话愿意跟他说

[00:12:13] 他就把汪恩普、李宴清都叫到保定

[00:12:18] 还得私宅

[00:12:20] 这就是它的窝点儿

[00:12:22] 日夜不停地策划竞选总统的事儿

[00:12:26] 还有什么事儿

[00:12:27] 他也说

[00:12:28] 他跟王恩普说

[00:12:31] 我说恩溥啊

[00:12:33] 你不简单

[00:12:35] 我很看重你

[00:12:38] 你说竞选总统这个事儿

[00:12:40] 从何入手

[00:12:42] 哎

[00:12:43] 咋说呀

[00:12:45] 我是个买卖人

[00:12:47] 对军政两界的事儿一窍不通啊

[00:12:51] 那您教我说个啥哎

[00:12:53] 别别

[00:12:54] 别顾虑

[00:12:55] 有什么你说什么

[00:12:57] 那我就斗胆啦

[00:13:00] 我听说根据中华民国的宪法

[00:13:04] 呃

[00:13:04] 要想做总统

[00:13:06] 得经过议会选举

[00:13:10] 林议员举手通过

[00:13:12] 我还听说骂得超过半数才能当选

[00:13:17] 要超不过半数

[00:13:19] 很没希望

[00:13:21] 是这么回事儿

[00:13:22] 你看你说你不懂

[00:13:24] 你这不什么都懂吗

[00:13:26] 问题是

[00:13:27] 这帮一元能不能投我的票

[00:13:31] 能不能举手通过

[00:13:33] 现在我心里都没底呀

[00:13:36] 我想跟你们几位好好商量商量

[00:13:40] 老帅啊

[00:13:43] 我

[00:13:43] 买卖人一张嘴

[00:13:44] 三句话不离本行

[00:13:46] 宁可单带来说吧

[00:13:48] 自家人呢

[00:13:51] 那我说了

[00:13:53] 您别忘了老话

[00:13:55] 有钱能使鬼推磨

[00:13:59] 您不有的是钱吗

[00:14:02] 你要心里头觉着没底儿

[00:14:05] 他拿钱收买呀

[00:14:08] 给他好处啊

[00:14:10] 谁不是见钱眼开

[00:14:13] 那玩意儿真柄雍大演员呱呱呱给他拍到桌子上

[00:14:18] 入了他的私囊

[00:14:20] 他不可能不听您的吗

[00:14:22] 您说是不是

[00:14:25] 嗯

[00:14:27] 这也是个好办法

[00:14:29] 不过

[00:14:31] 怎么说呢

[00:14:32] 恩溥啊

[00:14:34] 你想想

[00:14:34] 一共是593 个亿元

[00:14:39] 593 个

[00:14:40] 你说给他们多少钱

[00:14:42] 这玩意儿

[00:14:43] 恐怕这钱的数目可不需要啊

[00:14:46] 李彦青就说

[00:14:47] 我给算算啊

[00:14:49] 一加一二加221添作五啪啪一算

[00:14:54] 大帅呀

[00:14:55] 有

[00:14:56] 这个数目接近三千万啊

[00:15:00] 三千万只三千万

[00:15:05] 我两袖清风

[00:15:07] 明镜高悬

[00:15:09] 一生清廉

[00:15:11] 我上哪弄这么多钱去

[00:15:15] 王恩普就说a

[00:15:18] 大帅啊

[00:15:19] 怎么办

[00:15:21] 您不是管着直隶省170 个县

[00:15:25] 让他们凑钱

[00:15:27] 每一个县都摊派下去

[00:15:30] 当然了

[00:15:30] 线跟线不一样

[00:15:32] 有穷

[00:15:33] 现有富县有大

[00:15:34] 现有小

[00:15:35] 县民分为123 等

[00:15:39] 比方说大些富裕要失败

[00:15:43] 二等的差点要六万八吧

[00:15:47] 穷县要三万两万

[00:15:50] 呃

[00:15:51] 1万也行

[00:15:52] 您别忘了

[00:15:53] 极少成多呀

[00:15:55] 再增加点儿捐税

[00:15:58] 你一句话呀

[00:16:00] 呃

[00:16:01] 另外再增加点军费

[00:16:04] 您说这连年打仗

[00:16:06] 到时候买枪买炮步都比前骂

[00:16:09] 保卫箱子拿什么保卫啊

[00:16:11] 还得有飞机

[00:16:12] 还有轮船

[00:16:14] 您说了算呗

[00:16:16] 让他们按着这些钱去摊牌

[00:16:20] 真要是凑齐了

[00:16:22] 这笔数目也相当可观

[00:16:26] 行哎哎

[00:16:29] 老王行行行

[00:16:31] 你真够个军师

[00:16:33] 你能气死刘伯温和诸葛亮

[00:16:36] 好好好

[00:16:38] 那就这么办

[00:16:40] 夸夸

[00:16:41] 一直命令下去

[00:16:43] 底下是闻风而动

[00:16:45] 叫苦不迭

[00:16:48] 倒霉的是谁老百姓

[00:16:52] 那县里头那县官能拿钱吗

[00:16:55] 当然他不能拿

[00:16:56] 不但不拿

[00:16:58] 还得利用这个机会发笔小财

[00:17:01] 层层盘剥

[00:17:04] 这一夏

[00:17:05] 凑齐了五六百万

[00:17:08] 但是距离三千万

[00:17:11] 差点还悬殊

[00:17:13] 曹锟还是咧嘴几位

[00:17:16] 再给我出出主意

[00:17:18] 怎么再弄点儿钱

[00:17:20] 王恩溥啊

[00:17:21] 歪点子有的吃

[00:17:24] 大帅

[00:17:25] 最近我也没闲着

[00:17:28] 我替您打听了一下

[00:17:30] 前天

[00:17:31] 我回到新丰楼去看看买卖怎么样

[00:17:34] 结果遇上一帮客人

[00:17:37] 客人是邯郸来的

[00:17:40] 从广灵

[00:17:41] 从大明

[00:17:43] 呃

[00:17:43] 从那边来的

[00:17:44] 还有顺德的

[00:17:46] 你猜他们说什么

[00:17:47] 说那个地方现在

[00:17:50] 倒腾鸦片成风

[00:17:54] 鸦片烟泛滥成灾

[00:17:57] 这帮人就发了横财了

[00:18:01] 老帅啊

[00:18:02] 您这样行不行

[00:18:04] 马上被派人查处

[00:18:07] 一维民除害

[00:18:09] 落个好名声

[00:18:11] 二、通过查处之后

[00:18:13] 内银子都能落入您的

[00:18:18] 一包