《小五义 第050集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 欢迎大家来继续收听由单田芳播讲的评书续小五义的第50 讲

[00:00:08] 那么接下来的时间

[00:00:09] 让我们一起来收听贾将军夜渡关

[00:00:14] 朝臣待漏五更寒

[00:00:17] 日出三竿僧还睡

[00:00:21] 看来名利

[00:00:24] 不如闲

[00:00:27] 这话呀

[00:00:28] 也有一定的道理

[00:00:31] 争名夺利几时休

[00:00:34] 哪有个头儿啊

[00:00:37] 活多大岁数

[00:00:39] 得蒸多少年

[00:00:41] 到头来也争不出个头来

[00:00:44] 没头儿

[00:00:47] 有人形容这人这一生啊

[00:00:49] 就像在无边无垠的大海里游泳

[00:00:53] 不管你

[00:00:54] 养父也不管你

[00:00:55] 自由泳也不管你

[00:00:57] 哇

[00:00:58] 是啊

[00:00:59] 等等等等

[00:01:01] 老也挠不到头儿

[00:01:02] 没有笔啦

[00:01:05] 多累死

[00:01:06] 蹦一衬底拉倒了

[00:01:07] 这才结束

[00:01:10] 这个形容也不算过分

[00:01:13] 人生在世

[00:01:15] 天天天

[00:01:17] 日月如梭年年年

[00:01:21] 富贵之家有有有

[00:01:24] 贫困之人喊喊喊

[00:01:28] 升官发财

[00:01:30] Dei dei

[00:01:32] 两腿儿要一蹬

[00:01:34] 完完完

[00:01:38] 这话一点儿都不假

[00:01:41] 人这一生

[00:01:43] 七情六欲

[00:01:44] 喜怒哀乐

[00:01:46] 什么事儿都会遇上

[00:01:49] 争名夺利也不管

[00:01:51] 苦也不管了

[00:01:54] 两腿一声

[00:01:55] 玩玩玩

[00:01:56] 全满

[00:01:59] 拿咱们前文叔来说

[00:02:02] 有2万不就得了

[00:02:05] 小霸王项鸿

[00:02:06] 我告诉你

[00:02:08] 不是仨一人说句大话

[00:02:11] 你再要伸手

[00:02:12] 我如果叫你在我的面前过去三个照面

[00:02:16] 我就信你的笑

[00:02:19] 呆着

[00:02:21] YY

[00:02:23] 大家听见没听见

[00:02:26] 徐良刚才可说了啊

[00:02:29] 我们俩再伸手

[00:02:31] 我在他面前过不去

[00:02:33] 三个照面

[00:02:36] 如果要过去了

[00:02:37] 他可信我地笑

[00:02:40] 我要收各

[00:02:43] 徐良饺子

[00:02:44] 你要不当众跪倒

[00:02:46] 管我叫好听的

[00:02:48] ***不是人

[00:02:52] 哪怕英雄一品

[00:02:56] 心里认为的徐良说话有点过分

[00:03:00] 你就动手得了

[00:03:01] 许这个愿望

[00:03:03] 常言说

[00:03:05] 人有失手

[00:03:06] 马有肉皮

[00:03:08] 万一叫他混过三个照面儿

[00:03:10] 你怎么看

[00:03:12] 你的工拉得太满了

[00:03:16] 其实啊

[00:03:16] 徐良心里头有数

[00:03:20] 刚才打过这一阵儿

[00:03:22] 他已经知道向荣有多大分量

[00:03:27] 不然的话

[00:03:29] 第一次比武为什么不这么说呢

[00:03:33] 徐良把高数全都想好了

[00:03:37] 怎么能赢得了对方

[00:03:40] 咱们单说小霸王项鸿

[00:03:43] 抱着一团的热心

[00:03:45] 恨不能把徐良给赢了

[00:03:48] 往前一根棍

[00:03:49] 抖手就是一枪

[00:03:50] 分心变色

[00:03:52] 再看徐良

[00:03:55] 把大环刀一提

[00:03:56] 刀尖朝下

[00:03:59] 刀把头砍一刀

[00:04:01] 被子一挂

[00:04:02] 他的枪卡

[00:04:04] 再一刀

[00:04:05] 正好把枪给他崩出去

[00:04:07] 紧跟着

[00:04:09] 徐良上部近身

[00:04:12] 就贴近了

[00:04:13] 像雷刀随人转

[00:04:16] 使了个裹脑

[00:04:18] 藏头一刀

[00:04:21] 奔向一个脖子就来

[00:04:24] 向红一看徐良来势甚猛

[00:04:26] 又往下一低头

[00:04:27] 擦

[00:04:28] 徐良的刀走空了

[00:04:31] 后背对着向伟

[00:04:34] 亚红心中高兴

[00:04:36] 小贝贪功心切

[00:04:40] 用力过猛

[00:04:42] 这招把你拽的身子来个大米

[00:04:46] 把后背对着我

[00:04:47] 你还活得了吗

[00:04:50] 卖出三个照片儿

[00:04:52] 这俩照片儿我就结果了

[00:04:54] 你的性子讲的是免抢六次

[00:04:59] 把牙齿咬得咯咯直响

[00:05:07] 枪奔徐良的后背

[00:05:10] 眼看要扎上

[00:05:12] 就见徐良使了个黄龙倒转身

[00:05:15] 差

[00:05:17] 正好转到象湖的身后

[00:05:20] 像第一枪夹空了

[00:05:24] 他也真是用力过猛

[00:05:27] 枪发招太猛

[00:05:29] 把他身子拽得往前来了联系

[00:05:32] 脚底下站不稳

[00:05:33] 正在想变造

[00:05:36] 谈何容易

[00:05:37] 这阵儿徐良在他身后再看老金把金丝大环刀举起来

[00:05:43] 一上市下

[00:05:45] 心中默默祷告

[00:05:48] 在书法的清新小英雄螺纹我给你们报仇了

[00:05:54] 刷就是一个

[00:05:58] 当象湖回头一看

[00:05:59] 一道冷气来了

[00:06:02] 他知道性欲

[00:06:03] 性欲啊

[00:06:08] 斜肩铲背

[00:06:10] 把他劈为两半

[00:06:13] 死尸张老大强论

[00:06:18] 整个比无常

[00:06:20] 就像开了锅一样

[00:06:29] 有恨徐良

[00:06:31] 我干上去的

[00:06:33] 什么心情都有

[00:06:35] 在看质量

[00:06:37] 飞身形跳出圈外

[00:06:38] 抬靴子底

[00:06:39] 把大环刀上的鲜血蹭了蹭

[00:06:43] 宝刀还鞘

[00:06:45] 用手指指向红的尸体瓦伴侣QQ

[00:06:52] 你这是自己找的

[00:06:55] 跟发昔人毫无关系

[00:06:59] 再看徐良转身回奔东看台

[00:07:05] 逆夏太保刘士杰

[00:07:08] 听得明白的时候

[00:07:10] 就往前一递

[00:07:12] 三哥擦脸呢

[00:07:14] 您看给咱们大一提鞋

[00:07:17] 徐良常出一口气啊

[00:07:20] 总算夺回了一阵

[00:07:23] 不然的话

[00:07:24] 整个开封府的人氏士气低落

[00:07:28] 给一刀劈向胡士气高涨

[00:07:33] 跟刚才是截然不同啊

[00:07:35] 老少英雄一个个把胸脯全都拔起来

[00:07:41] 安下差官队

[00:07:42] 这边祝贺不提

[00:07:45] 单表分线线朱亮

[00:07:48] 亲眼目睹这个残影

[00:07:51] 象湖死的太惨了

[00:07:56] 老头子

[00:07:56] 他眼一闭

[00:07:57] 晃了晃脑袋

[00:08:00] 赶紧派人收尸

[00:08:04] 这边也去了人啦

[00:08:06] 把两半的尸体拎回来

[00:08:08] 这

[00:08:09] 这怎么办呢

[00:08:09] 凉拌

[00:08:11] 淋浴

[00:08:11] 给出个主意

[00:08:12] 拿麻绳大针给缝在一块儿

[00:08:16] 呃

[00:08:16] 把流出来那个五脏零碎儿再给揣在里头

[00:08:19] 都给封好啊

[00:08:21] 用好棺椁盛殓

[00:08:23] 将来送回原籍故土

[00:08:27] 后置

[00:08:28] 但不必细述

[00:08:30] 要扔下去

[00:08:31] 到梅花圈把血液都擦干净

[00:08:34] 一切恢复正常

[00:08:37] 飞剑仙把三角的小红旗往空中一举

[00:08:41] 摇三摇晃三晃

[00:08:44] 第二站开始

[00:08:50] 就见西看台第二排的紧头站起一个人

[00:08:57] 就这人呢

[00:08:58] 真是高人一头

[00:09:00] 大人余地

[00:09:03] 个头都出了二

[00:09:05] 你踩着这台板式

[00:09:07] 嘎吱嘎吱山响

[00:09:11] 再看他大步流星

[00:09:13] 来到梅花山

[00:09:17] 在外甭说练武艺

[00:09:19] 往这儿一戳一站

[00:09:22] 全场一片惊嘘之声

[00:09:29] 这家是人吗

[00:09:31] 就说什么大个儿

[00:09:34] 闹了半天

[00:09:35] 这个人呢

[00:09:36] 个头都出了

[00:09:39] 再扛着四五千人

[00:09:42] 没有第二份

[00:09:44] 这位身高能有一丈三尺

[00:09:50] 得罪高个的霹雳鬼韩天锦

[00:09:54] 金塔乌江鱼折还高着一脑袋

[00:09:59] 头似麦斗

[00:10:01] 岩寺纲领

[00:10:03] 满脑袋带卷儿的黄头发

[00:10:06] 梳着16 根虾米须麻花似的辫子

[00:10:12] 佣金还扣冰块

[00:10:15] 往头上一看

[00:10:16] 带着三叉汉堡军官

[00:10:20] 身披牛皮的麒麟宝甲

[00:10:24] 牛皮的眼镜

[00:10:26] 前有护心镜

[00:10:28] 后有掩心镜

[00:10:30] 一扎兽面吞头丝鸾带凤凰裙遮住双腿

[00:10:36] 脚下当着一双特大号的牛皮战靴

[00:10:43] 看年纪

[00:10:44] 30岁挂零

[00:10:46] 大腿好像房梁

[00:10:48] 胳膊好像房里

[00:10:51] 面如青蟹盖

[00:10:54] 满脸的杀气

[00:10:57] 这个人如果长了毛啊

[00:10:59] 真像个大猩猩相助

[00:11:02] 围着梅花圈

[00:11:04] 他转了半圈

[00:11:06] 然后

[00:11:07] 面对开封府的东彩台

[00:11:10] 他说了话

[00:11:12] 嗯

[00:11:16] 开封头呢

[00:11:19] 认识我是谁吗

[00:11:23] 我乃西夏国的

[00:11:26] 人送绰号

[00:11:28] 顶天立地神威大将军

[00:11:33] 我叫巨无霸

[00:11:38] 您看咱说书呢

[00:11:40] 咱得说清楚

[00:11:42] 实质上这个人说的不清

[00:11:46] 因为很多人听不懂他说的什么话

[00:11:49] 这位舌头根子有点儿发硬

[00:11:52] 说这个普通话呀

[00:11:54] 说的不利索

[00:11:56] 就好像个绊子

[00:11:59] 食指怎么回事儿

[00:12:00] 他是西夏国的

[00:12:03] 倪夏国的国王

[00:12:05] 赵元豪的站殿将军

[00:12:08] 官封顶天立地神威大将军

[00:12:13] 几句叫距离

[00:12:18] 这第二个就是他的事儿

[00:12:22] 这句

[00:12:22] 我爸摇头晃脑就说

[00:12:25] 我这阵不比别的

[00:12:27] 我要比力气

[00:12:30] 哎

[00:12:31] 咱们练武的人都懂

[00:12:34] 一力降十会

[00:12:37] 不管你有多大的能耐

[00:12:39] 你没劲儿

[00:12:41] 你吃亏

[00:12:42] 不管我能耐大与小

[00:12:44] 我有劲儿

[00:12:46] 我就顶十个会

[00:12:51] 众位上眼

[00:12:52] 我可要献丑啦

[00:12:56] 他说完之后

[00:12:58] 又下了几个西夏国的军兵

[00:13:02] 帮着他摘盔卸甲

[00:13:05] 换好了短衣襟小打扮

[00:13:08] 然后呢

[00:13:09] 给他拿过一个灰盆

[00:13:11] 里头点白灰

[00:13:14] 他两只大手身子里头揉了揉白灰

[00:13:18] 为的是怕发华

[00:13:22] 之后他一边手

[00:13:24] 手下的番兵给他准备了

[00:13:28] 时间不大

[00:13:29] 就听场外

[00:13:39] 根据什么玩意儿

[00:13:42] 顺声音观瞧

[00:13:44] 从东北那个空境

[00:13:48] 推进一辆铁车

[00:13:51] 这铁车这个翻脸

[00:13:54] 没有

[00:13:55] 3000斤也差不多少

[00:13:59] 车身长能有七尺

[00:14:02] 宽能有四尺

[00:14:05] 完全是生铁铸造

[00:14:08] 下面带着六个铁轱辘

[00:14:11] 这帖特地前面

[00:14:14] 按着12 把尖刀

[00:14:17] 刀剑锋芒利刃

[00:14:20] 人们一看都知道

[00:14:22] 这种东西就叫铁华车

[00:14:27] 因为听唱戏吗

[00:14:28] 枪挑铁滑车

[00:14:30] 某人某人香挑铁滑车

[00:14:33] 就这玩意儿

[00:14:35] 铁花是干什么嘀

[00:14:37] 守城和守要塞东西

[00:14:41] 杀伤力最大

[00:14:44] 这玩意儿居高临下要放下去

[00:14:46] 它底下带轱辘

[00:14:48] 这冲力多大

[00:14:50] 有时候这一辆车能杀伤对面几百人

[00:14:56] 可大伙儿不明白

[00:14:58] 今天在梅花圈线1 :51 铁滑车干什么

[00:15:05] 而且大伙儿还发现这辆车都出了号

[00:15:10] 一般的铁华车也没有他大爷

[00:15:15] 一共是16 个军兵

[00:15:17] 连推带拉把他拉进梅花圈

[00:15:22] 藏文了

[00:15:23] 这些军兵退下

[00:15:26] 就见巨无霸把胸脯一挺

[00:15:30] 用手指着铁华车

[00:15:33] A

[00:15:34] 啊

[00:15:35] 我看见没有

[00:15:37] 这上边有字

[00:15:42] 2650 斤

[00:15:46] 2650 斤

[00:15:47] 可不是上的是有字

[00:15:49] 大伙儿这才看清楚

[00:15:53] 现在

[00:15:54] 我就拿他练一练

[00:15:57] 说话之间就见的把铁华车后边那俩八扣起来

[00:16:04] 没费吹灰之力

[00:16:06] 往前推了九部

[00:16:09] 往后拉了九部

[00:16:12] 然后拉着这车围着梅花圈转了三圈

[00:16:18] 其实这都不是正式的

[00:16:21] 这是为了活动活动筋骨

[00:16:23] 然后他又在灰盆里头把手上抹了点白灰

[00:16:29] 围着铁华车转了几圈

[00:16:31] 往下

[00:16:32] 一下

[00:16:32] 1 H

[00:16:35] 把车头扳住

[00:16:37] 这只手把车后边的吧按住

[00:16:42] 逐渐的脑瓜子一晃

[00:16:44] 使了个骑马蹲裆式叫唤了一嗓子

[00:16:48] 就这一嗓子

[00:16:49] 山谷都硬

[00:16:50] 婚姻呢

[00:16:52] 啊

[00:16:54] 起啊

[00:16:58] 这2000多斤的铁华车当时就离了地

[00:17:02] 被拒

[00:17:02] 无法抱在怀中

[00:17:06] 又见他一转身的功夫啊

[00:17:13] 乌丢一声

[00:17:14] 把铁华车是举过头顶

[00:17:20] 在场的人无不惊叹

[00:17:23] 哎哟

[00:17:24] 使人们的家伙

[00:17:27] 好大的力气

[00:17:29] 果然神秘啊

[00:17:38] 迷糊堂上

[00:17:40] 爆发出人民般的掌声

[00:17:44] 巨无霸轻轻的把铁车又放下了

[00:17:49] 在看气不长出

[00:17:52] 面不更色

[00:17:54] 那得一套

[00:17:57] 稍停片刻

[00:17:59] 眼望开封府这方面

[00:18:01] 哎

[00:18:04] 我请一位哪位如果按照我这样子

[00:18:09] 你能做到你就算一下

[00:18:13] 有没有

[00:18:15] 哪里下来比比力气

[00:18:20] 这一下真给大伙儿教育

[00:18:24] 不怕千招会

[00:18:26] 就怕一招熟

[00:18:29] 您说这剧舞吧

[00:18:31] 这个一丈多

[00:18:33] 他天天练这玩意儿

[00:18:35] 尤其像他生长在塞外

[00:18:40] 营养又相当

[00:18:42] 天天吃牛肉喝马奶

[00:18:46] 那体格够多棒

[00:18:49] 专门练举重的功夫

[00:18:52] 你说你跟他怎么比

[00:18:55] 你举不起来

[00:18:56] 你就得算认输

[00:18:59] 翻江鼠蒋作业往左右看看

[00:19:04] 喂

[00:19:06] 我可不是长人家的威风

[00:19:09] 灭咱们的锐气

[00:19:11] 要讲究高来高去

[00:19:13] 陆地飞腾

[00:19:14] 刀枪剑戟

[00:19:15] 斧钺钩叉

[00:19:16] 张

[00:19:16] 出发

[00:19:18] 这玩意儿大概够呛吧

[00:19:22] 哪一位敢照量

[00:19:23] 照量有不足的没有

[00:19:27] 蒋四爷的话音刚落地

[00:19:31] 第一排站几个人

[00:19:35] 四老爷

[00:19:36] 在下不才

[00:19:38] 我下去照亮照亮

[00:19:41] 众人甩脸一看

[00:19:42] 谁呀

[00:19:44] 这是塞北三绝地老三

[00:19:48] 人送绰号

[00:19:49] 神手大圣、夜渡灵光、纪迁纪老英雄

[00:19:56] 就是咱们前文说他长得磕向蒋平的那位

[00:20:03] 那个就像讲评这么高

[00:20:06] 没想到

[00:20:07] 这老头起来了

[00:20:09] 数学题里凉半截

[00:20:11] 听说咱老哥俩差不多少

[00:20:15] 内劲儿从哪儿来呀

[00:20:18] 怡然

[00:20:18] 比比

[00:20:19] 你没瞅那车吗

[00:20:21] 要装咱这样的

[00:20:22] 能装六个

[00:20:25] 但是蒋平心里这么想

[00:20:27] 嘴不能这么说

[00:20:29] 子夜一笑

[00:20:31] 老人家

[00:20:33] 怎么

[00:20:33] 您打算下场比比正式

[00:20:36] 实不相瞒

[00:20:38] 我这人就爱一个

[00:20:41] 这叫铁车

[00:20:42] 我可没举过

[00:20:43] 但是在酒喝呗

[00:20:45] 我没事儿老举盾

[00:20:47] 我下去照量照量

[00:20:48] 怎么样可不一定行啊

[00:20:50] 我不行再换别人

[00:20:53] 蒋平多明白

[00:20:55] 你看人家谈笑

[00:20:56] 自然就知道人家心里有底儿

[00:21:00] 好嘞

[00:21:01] 但愿老爷子马到成功

[00:21:04] 哈哈

[00:21:05] 借你吉言

[00:21:08] 纪三爷手提大带

[00:21:10] 一转身

[00:21:11] 噔噔噔噔

[00:21:12] 顺平这个夏季

[00:21:15] 一路山遥

[00:21:17] 慢慢地来到梅花圈

[00:21:19] 到了巨无霸身旁

[00:21:22] 哎

[00:21:24] 文清

[00:21:24] 累

[00:21:25] 我陪你

[00:21:27] 你看怎么样

[00:21:29] 给初五吧

[00:21:30] 第一瞅一瞅面前站着小便

[00:21:33] 可这小老头儿

[00:21:35] 长的尖

[00:21:36] 头顶尖下颏窄夜了盖儿

[00:21:37] 大脑门儿

[00:21:38] 两腮无肉

[00:21:38] 骨瘦如柴

[00:21:39] 鸡鼻子雷公嘴

[00:21:41] 一嘴的芝麻粒牙

[00:21:42] 俩鸽子把耳朵狗油胡

[00:21:44] 七根朝上

[00:21:45] 八根朝下

[00:21:46] 一对黄眼珠子叽里咕噜乱转悠

[00:21:48] 掐巴不够一碟子

[00:21:50] 摁巴不够一碗

[00:21:53] 别看不起

[00:21:54] 这简直夏花一样巨无霸

[00:21:57] 看罢多时把大嘴一咧

[00:22:00] 他乐了

[00:22:00] 哈哈哈

[00:22:04] 来来

[00:22:05] 秦磊尊姓大名

[00:22:09] 第三节当场才有献绝技