《Tim Westwood Freestyle》歌词

[00:00:00] Tim Westwood Freestyle (提姆•韦斯特伍德即兴说唱) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

[00:00:28] Welcome to the ill world of Mr P-O

[00:00:31] Aye keep the talk B; I'm tryna see dough

[00:00:33] If it ain't about bread what we gon' speak fo

[00:00:36] If it ain't no lead then it ain't no beef bro

[00:00:39] You better get a leash cause your freak ho

[00:00:41] Specialize in wood like she Home Depot

[00:00:44] I'm like Chico DeBarge we stars

[00:00:46] Roscoe P Coltrane in these bars man

[00:00:49] Amtrak I'll break her damn back man

[00:00:51] It's Ralph Lauren this ain't no damn Chaps

[00:00:54] It's all Polo; I'm so pro though

[00:00:56] You bird-crazy: El Pollo Loco

[00:00:59] Talking bout cheese and this ain't no photo

[00:01:01] Asking bout rings like the ho know Frodo

[00:01:04] You better get out of my house and sh*t

[00:01:07] I think I threw up in my mouth a bit I'm sick

[00:01:09] Niggas be lying talking 'bout that bust a heater

[00:01:12] Once I see him maybe more like Justin Bieber

[00:01:14] Leaving my rivals underground like Skyzoo's how I do

[00:01:18] I have her laying in the street and bleeding

[00:01:21] Butt naked with a bullet in his muthaf**king head like Erykah Badu

[00:01:25] I find irony in being in a place

[00:01:26] Where I'm wearing Gucci mayne; getting White boy wasted

[00:01:30] I tell a ni**a break bread or take lead

[00:01:32] I'm tryna get rid of this weight like K-Fed

[00:01:35] Me and Denaun got a gangsta bond

[00:01:37] We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom

[00:01:40] The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle

[00:01:42] That ain't Young Money I'mma definitely diss you

[00:01:45] If you rhyming packing a Mac with back of the Acura

[00:01:48] Or perhaps you can't match my spectacular vernacular

[00:01:50] You still rhyming bottles with models college for knowledge

[00:01:53] Using the word swagger you're probably garbage

[00:01:55] You thugs funny comparing 5'9" to anybody

[00:01:58] You comparing Superman to Bugs Bunny

[00:02:10] I'm like a White Michael - Vick psycho enough to stick

[00:02:13] Michael J Fox in a microwave with a Rott

[00:02:15] I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil

[00:02:18] And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school

[00:02:21] Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper

[00:02:23] Liable to sh*t on you while I snipe you

[00:02:26] So d**e he gets off opiates what an appropriate

[00:02:27] Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre

[00:02:30] He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge

[00:02:33] See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg

[00:02:35] Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp

[00:02:38] Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game

[00:02:41] Holy water won't ward him off crucifixes won't do the trick

[00:02:43] He's so sick it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain

[00:02:45] He's still insane why's there bloodstains on his carpet mane

[00:02:48] There's some crazy sh*t going on in Shady's apartment again

[00:03:01] Okay it's back to the blocks slinging yay like the old days

[00:03:04] Superman on the beat I carry my whole state

[00:03:06] You wooden legs to a house: you can't hold weight

[00:03:09] Oh sh*t it's O'Shea Jackson okay

[00:03:11] A little bit of this twisted out with Obama in it

[00:03:14] Mr Porter back with anthrax like Osama sent him

[00:03:17] B**ch I'm all that; I drive the girls crazy

[00:03:19] They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back

[00:03:22] I ain't a small fry small ticker small tack

[00:03:24] I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack

[00:03:27] The potblood of science to return a raw rap

[00:03:29] I'm the best mayne: Eli Porter stance

[00:03:42] Y'all b**ches should call Nickle the Don Bishop

[00:03:44] A poet a mixer of Don Goines and John Grisham

[00:03:47] Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five times

[00:03:49] That landmine rhyme written with porcupine line

[00:03:52] Step up in here with the Slaughterhouse

[00:03:53] C O B Gang will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe

[00:03:57] Only f**k wit monsters we the truth monsters will pop up on you

[00:04:01] Like you said Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[00:04:03] I can't even see the booth I could fit Stevie's shoe

[00:04:05] I'm sick I got the Desert Eagle flu

[00:04:07] I'm rich lil' ni**a we don't need a cent we Teflon

[00:04:10] The doctor tried to take blood the needle bent ask mom

[00:04:13] Outta my mind if you can imagine

[00:04:15] Using Magic's johnson without a condom I'm bonkers

[00:04:19] Got the streets going dude it's tremendous

[00:04:20] If I come for ya blood I ain't gon' be using syringes

[00:04:33] Newsflash I'm still trashed them pills should'a killed my a**

[00:04:36] But they didn't they just made me stronger

[00:04:37] It's like they rebuilt my a** like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash

[00:04:41] It's Aftermath b**ch and my milk glass is still half-empty

[00:04:44] Yeah tempt me Hell isn't enough

[00:04:46] They need to invent somewhere new to send me

[00:04:48] As sick as I'm getting they'll stick me in a conventional oven

[00:04:51] With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating

[00:04:53] Sh*t I done made a verse said some foul sh*t

[00:04:56] Tryna go back fix it f**ked around and just made it worse

[00:04:58] Yeah I'm back looking no worse for wear got these haters

[00:05:02] Mad enough to rip off their hair and start punching the air

[00:05:04] Panties so in a bunch that they can't function

[00:05:06] It's Shady and Royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair

[00:05:09] So stop acting like a punk get a pair

[00:05:11] Take a pill and fall the f**k out spill ya lunch in the chair

[00:05:33] Look I'm sick somebody better get the Dimetapp

[00:05:37] Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can rap

[00:05:39] People ask where my shine is at

[00:05:42] I say check the liner notes I done done all kinda crap

[00:05:45] I am so much of a star b**ch

[00:05:47] That I can fart and piss on the red carpet

[00:05:49] Look my bank account's retarded

[00:05:52] My debit card's got a helmet and a harness hey

[00:05:55] Meet demands but they all are harmless

[00:05:57] At shows my riders always the largest

[00:06:00] I need four pounds of fried poultry carcass

[00:06:02] And red M&Ms chartered from Charlotte

[00:06:05] Look and if you try to act dumb and start sh*t

[00:06:08] I just yell at em like I'm the artist

[00:06:11] In fact that you know the deal

[00:06:12] If you wanna play sick we can all get ill

[00:06:15] Look: measles mumps I made you b**ches

[00:06:18] I don't need you chumps y'all got cheese and I need my chunks

[00:06:22] Hurry up so I can go to burn rubber and get some more dunks

[00:06:46] Now if your attitude determines your latitude

[00:06:48] This house that we call hip-hop I'm in the attic fool

[00:06:51] A mic and two turntables fit for the unstable

[00:06:53] Converted to a padded room keep a street sweeper in fact

[00:06:56] I call the mag a broom you seeing beef seeing things

[00:06:58] You must'a had yourself a bag of shrooms I make a call

[00:07:01] Make 'em fake a fall my clique is too sick say goodbye

[00:07:04] In the streets where the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris

[00:07:07] I'm from the city of true sh*t

[00:07:08] Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after Proof split

[00:07:12] Levels the head of competitors Royce that

[00:07:14] I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice back

[00:07:17] Ras I got ya look scared at ya blast from ya

[00:07:19] From a block away; ask Tricky I'm that niggie

[00:07:22] I'm mo hooder than black Dickies

[00:07:24] I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track with me

[00:07:27] Patrón's in my chromosomes in order to leave it alone

[00:07:30] You have to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd

[00:07:32] Knock a weenie off put your body between chalk

[00:07:35] I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging golf

[00:07:37] I'm with the best rapper alive put something on it

[00:07:40] Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it

[00:07:57] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash' in the a**

[00:08:01] With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash

[00:08:03] You may look like the passenger for that don't be a smartass

[00:08:05] Yeah laugh while you sit there thinking that the hard part passed

[00:08:08] You ain't seen pain till Leatherface flips mayne

[00:08:10] I'll cut ya f**king balls off homie my saw's off the chain

[00:08:13] I chopped the b**ch in half with it sawed off her legs

[00:08:15] And the top half of the torso f**king crawled off insane

[00:08:18] I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to Mike Jack's

[00:08:21] And took the Elephant Man's skull f**ked it and put it right back

[00:08:23] Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nut sack

[00:08:26] Gave him a reach-around while I f**ked him right in his butt crack

[00:08:29] Nah I ain't taking it back faggot f**k that

[00:08:31] I give a f**k about nothing so here's where you f**ked up at

[00:08:34] Don't go touching that can man; you don't wanna open up that

[00:08:36] Wait a min ah sh*t Alchemist cut that