《《混世魔王程咬金》第53回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 程咬金拖头让位

[00:00:03] 李密当了皇上

[00:00:05] 将大魔国改为西魏国瓦缸寨改为金庸关

[00:00:12] 当时发下誓言

[00:00:14] He 群臣

[00:00:15] 同甘苦共患难

[00:00:16] 誓死灭隋

[00:00:19] 随后

[00:00:20] 准备要射白酒宴庆贺庆贺

[00:00:24] 程咬金跨步来到近前慢着

[00:00:29] A 皇上

[00:00:31] 我让给你了

[00:00:32] 我卸了

[00:00:33] 任可澄白癫啦

[00:00:36] 你不能过河拆桥啊

[00:00:38] 大小也得给我个官啊

[00:00:42] 厘米想

[00:00:43] 哎哟

[00:00:44] 我到疏忽了

[00:00:46] 忙问魏征

[00:00:49] 朕初到此地

[00:00:50] 不知重要官职有何空缺

[00:00:55] 魏征说

[00:00:56] 在四平山

[00:00:57] 李元霸疾走

[00:00:59] 裴元庆

[00:01:01] 缺一位正印先锋官

[00:01:04] 好李密点头

[00:01:07] 程咬金听风

[00:01:10] 程咬金急忙走到了丹墀下

[00:01:14] 跪倒磕头

[00:01:16] A 陈杂呀

[00:01:19] 大伙儿一听程咬金称臣忍不住都笑了

[00:01:25] 他这皇上当惯了

[00:01:28] 经别人给他磕头了

[00:01:31] 今儿个好

[00:01:32] 他给别人磕头称臣

[00:01:35] 从此留下话吧

[00:01:37] 使君不君

[00:01:38] 程咬金程咬金冲大伙儿说

[00:01:41] 哎

[00:01:42] 诸位

[00:01:43] 别了

[00:01:44] 给新皇上磕头

[00:01:46] 我乐意打

[00:01:48] 这往后啊

[00:01:49] 我可就省事漏

[00:01:51] 省着往上边一坐

[00:01:53] 你们教我一句

[00:01:55] 我说一句

[00:01:56] 吃饭有吃饭一样

[00:01:58] 说话也说话样后边儿

[00:02:01] 我娘娘还管我

[00:02:03] 这回啊

[00:02:04] 我随便了

[00:02:06] 李密说

[00:02:07] 程咬金

[00:02:09] 朕封你为前部正印先锋官之职规班去吧

[00:02:15] 协助龙恩na 起身归呗

[00:02:20] 大家暗暗佩服程咬金啊

[00:02:24] 当了三年多

[00:02:25] 皇上突然变成迷了别人都不行

[00:02:31] 当初我们叫程咬金当皇上当对了

[00:02:35] 他们还不知道呢

[00:02:36] 程咬金

[00:02:37] 这回让位让错了这里腻啊

[00:02:41] 现在表现挺好

[00:02:42] 那是给人以假象

[00:02:45] 最不是东西

[00:02:46] 他可把瓦缸寨的英雄坑坏了

[00:02:49] 这是后话

[00:02:51] 再说李丽做了西魏王

[00:02:54] 跟程咬金大不相同

[00:02:57] 每天上朝理事调派人马检阅眼冰恋

[00:03:02] 正什么事都办的井井有条

[00:03:05] 瓦缸中英雄无不佩服

[00:03:08] 唯有小林

[00:03:09] 关善雄信心里不高兴

[00:03:12] 有一回啊

[00:03:13] 他跟秦琼说

[00:03:14] 二哥呀

[00:03:16] 有点心里话

[00:03:17] 想跟你说啊

[00:03:20] 什么事儿兄弟

[00:03:21] 别桥那卖私盐的程咬金做皇上

[00:03:25] 我赞成

[00:03:26] 我服气

[00:03:27] 他办事儿公正

[00:03:31] 如今大伙儿都说

[00:03:32] 这里你有资格做华沙我俩

[00:03:35] 瞧这小子不顺眼

[00:03:37] 那你敲的什么地方不好呢

[00:03:40] 我说不上来

[00:03:41] 不过我觉得假惺惺的

[00:03:44] 可是他就过程咬金也救过我们

[00:03:50] 我也说不出别的啊

[00:03:52] 兄弟啊

[00:03:54] 不要猜疑啊啊

[00:03:57] 现在的皇上

[00:03:59] 比程咬金强多了

[00:04:01] 善兄弟也不说什么

[00:04:03] 过了几个月

[00:04:05] 这天

[00:04:06] 西魏王李密正在金殿之上与众人议事

[00:04:09] 有人禀报

[00:04:11] 启禀万岁街

[00:04:13] 有隋朝下来

[00:04:15] 请铁工程预览

[00:04:19] 黎黎接过来

[00:04:21] 打开一看没说话

[00:04:24] 又让魏征

[00:04:25] 徐茂公等人看过才说

[00:04:29] 昏君杨广向各国反王撒下请帖

[00:04:34] 说他自知无德

[00:04:36] 要讲天子之位

[00:04:38] 让给有德之人

[00:04:40] 邀请诸王与转年的八月15 中秋佳节到扬州城聚会

[00:04:49] 要比五夺玉玺

[00:04:52] 有这么句话

[00:04:55] 好吃的饭谁也不要筷子

[00:04:59] 这阳光绝不会自动捐弃天子之尊呢

[00:05:04] 说到这儿

[00:05:06] 他心里扑腾一下子

[00:05:07] 心想

[00:05:08] 哎

[00:05:08] 程咬金就把天子之尊让给他了

[00:05:14] 我想这里必定有G 网

[00:05:18] 众卿评议

[00:05:21] 徐茂公说

[00:05:23] 万岁所言极是啊

[00:05:25] 然而明知有诈

[00:05:27] 我们应当前去

[00:05:28] 要以纪破纪以毒攻毒

[00:05:32] 李妹点头

[00:05:34] 军师之言

[00:05:35] 正合我意

[00:05:37] 朕自登基以来

[00:05:39] 养精蓄锐未能进取

[00:05:43] 这天下反王之中北路居多

[00:05:46] 南下扬州必经五官

[00:05:49] 这五官是虎牢关呢

[00:05:52] 宏观黄土关四水关东岭关

[00:05:57] 朕有意夺取无关

[00:06:00] 我们光收瓦缸寨

[00:06:03] 这一小块儿天地太小了

[00:06:06] 应该是开疆破土

[00:06:09] 想办法得下无关

[00:06:11] 把昏君困在扬州

[00:06:14] 并为各国王爷开路

[00:06:17] 不知众卿意下如何

[00:06:21] 大家一听都高兴啊

[00:06:23] 还是皇上有韬略

[00:06:26] 这伙人憋足劲儿

[00:06:27] 打仗呢

[00:06:28] 人人赞成

[00:06:30] 离一看

[00:06:31] 上下同心马上说

[00:06:33] 千元帅

[00:06:35] 朕给你10万兵马

[00:06:37] 你调兵遣将

[00:06:39] 准备择选良辰吉日

[00:06:43] 下山先破虎牢

[00:06:45] 不得有误

[00:06:47] 秦琼说声遵旨

[00:06:50] 李泌一斗袍袖散朝

[00:06:55] 又过数月

[00:06:56] 一切准备就绪

[00:06:58] 然而兵马未动粮草先行

[00:07:01] 等到了这一天

[00:07:03] 叨唠炮声一响

[00:07:05] 全军人马起程

[00:07:07] 李蜜登山目送大家出了瓦缸山口秦琼徐茂公走在路上

[00:07:15] 商量如何攻打虎牢关

[00:07:19] 秦琼说

[00:07:20] 虎牢关总兵尚师徒人称四宝大

[00:07:24] 见他胯下一匹宝马

[00:07:26] 名唤虎雷豹吼叫起来

[00:07:29] 万马结晶啊

[00:07:31] 这匹马一叫缩到ma ku ta 就趴在地下连拉带尿

[00:07:39] 就没法再打仗了

[00:07:41] 还有他手中的宝枪叫戏水

[00:07:44] 提炉枪

[00:07:45] 不是一般的抢抢上

[00:07:48] 有一个还子还子上连着个小粒儿

[00:07:51] 粒儿上边儿挂了一个香炉形的铜坨子

[00:07:58] 这个东西啊

[00:07:59] 像暗器一样能打出很远

[00:08:03] 他头上有夜明宝亏、珠光耀眼

[00:08:07] 身披柳叶、绵竹博凯刀枪渣不头

[00:08:12] 当出头拿瓦刚山时

[00:08:15] 是我们用计策散布流言说要攻打虎牢关

[00:08:21] 他怕他的母亲有闪失悄悄走了

[00:08:25] 我们没和他交战

[00:08:28] 这个人为人正直

[00:08:30] 文武全才

[00:08:31] 现在到了虎牢关

[00:08:32] 最好能收降过来

[00:08:36] 徐茂公说

[00:08:36] 咱哥俩的心事儿想到一块儿了

[00:08:40] 这哥俩说着投钱呢

[00:08:43] 老城开路

[00:08:45] 你别忘了他是前部正印先锋官山上还有先锋官是谁呢

[00:08:51] 翟让翟让一直是镇守瓦刚山

[00:08:55] 就是现在的金融城

[00:08:58] 老陈在前边逢山开道

[00:09:00] 遇水搭桥

[00:09:01] 一边走挺乐呵

[00:09:03] 跟大伙儿开玩笑

[00:09:04] 咧着嘴说

[00:09:05] 对我这皇上刚解为你们欺负

[00:09:09] 寡人可不成闹翻了

[00:09:12] 我不玩儿了

[00:09:13] 大伙儿得了

[00:09:14] 四哥

[00:09:15] 你这皇上没了

[00:09:16] 就别再耍着皇上派头了

[00:09:18] Aa

[00:09:19] 皇上没了

[00:09:20] 这派头可改不了

[00:09:23] 说着笑着

[00:09:24] 大军非止一日这一天来到虎牢关外

[00:09:29] 秦琼传力安营扎寨

[00:09:32] 内按五行外安八卦啦

[00:09:36] 陆绝支帐篷

[00:09:37] 霎时间把营盘安顿好竖起

[00:09:42] 大到企业上秀西魏国大旗迎风招展

[00:09:50] 然后秦琼抽出金皮大力先锋官程咬金听力这

[00:09:59] 程咬金傻了什么

[00:10:02] 第一站叫我打丧尸图是四宝大将

[00:10:07] 你们打不了叫我去啊

[00:10:09] A 这个呃

[00:10:13] 二哥呀

[00:10:14] 他当皇上年头多了

[00:10:17] 我也不会打仗了

[00:10:19] 呃

[00:10:20] 军令如山

[00:10:22] 你敢抗令吗

[00:10:24] 违令者斩a

[00:10:27] 租赁啊

[00:10:30] 老诚心的话

[00:10:31] 嘿嘿

[00:10:32] 当皇上我闲呐

[00:10:35] 闷得慌

[00:10:36] 这回好有事干露接令

[00:10:39] 在手点齐人马响炮出兵

[00:10:44] 来到了虎牢关外

[00:10:47] 距离城池还得有五里地

[00:10:50] 为什么要摆战场啊

[00:10:52] 告诉君主

[00:10:53] 曹振选这么100多个人

[00:10:56] 离着护城河不太远

[00:10:59] 一起往上边喊呀

[00:11:03] 胡老板的军卒停针往里面给你加主帅送信

[00:11:08] 就说我家先锋也讨调任

[00:11:12] 尔等速到江场交战

[00:11:14] 要不然要杀进城内杀你个鸡犬不留

[00:11:17] 额呀不胜啊

[00:11:23] 时间不大

[00:11:24] 就听城里炮声隆隆

[00:11:27] 人还马扎

[00:11:28] 城门开放

[00:11:30] 吊桥陈平大

[00:11:31] 里边冲出一哨人马

[00:11:34] 这是人马雄赳赳

[00:11:36] 气昂昂一看

[00:11:39] 这是主帅治军有方

[00:11:42] 二阵对圆了老城

[00:11:45] 抬头一看

[00:11:47] 隋军队伍中冲出一员大将

[00:11:50] 这个人岁数在30 几岁壮年

[00:11:55] 头戴镔铁荷叶盔

[00:11:57] 身穿镔铁锁子连环甲

[00:11:59] 足蹬虎头战靴

[00:12:01] 胯下一匹乌骓马掌中一条大铁枪

[00:12:06] 此人不是别人

[00:12:08] 正是虹霓关元帅八马将新文礼

[00:12:13] 那位说了

[00:12:14] 这是虎牢关

[00:12:15] 那怎么虹霓关的元帅新闻里出来呢

[00:12:20] 原来新闻里和尚师徒是磕头弟兄

[00:12:26] 听说西魏军南下伐五关

[00:12:30] 从虹霓关到这儿打听消息

[00:12:33] 和尚师徒商量

[00:12:35] 咱们怎么能够

[00:12:38] 狄住西魏军

[00:12:40] 没想到正碰上西魏军兵困虎牢关尚师徒本想出站

[00:12:46] 新闻里说不用你

[00:12:48] 我今天要报仇

[00:12:50] 等我到江场啊

[00:12:52] 报载瓦刚山下挨棍的

[00:12:55] 这个仇恨

[00:12:57] 尚师徒听了点点头

[00:12:59] 贤弟

[00:13:01] 西魏军的将官个个不要命

[00:13:05] 又冲又愣

[00:13:07] 又哼

[00:13:08] 你可小心了

[00:13:10] 知道

[00:13:12] 就这样

[00:13:13] 新闻里出战

[00:13:14] 他抬头一瞧

[00:13:15] 哟

[00:13:16] 这谁呀

[00:13:17] 咋这么威风

[00:13:19] 头戴哲亏这亏呀

[00:13:22] 嘿嘿

[00:13:23] 蓝不蓝绿不绿的身穿锁子连环甲外罩绿征袍

[00:13:30] 蓝靛壳大脑袋大眼珠子努出框外

[00:13:35] 高鼻梁

[00:13:36] 大嘴叉红胡须

[00:13:39] 手里拿着把大斧子

[00:13:43] 哎呀

[00:13:43] 这身子这么威风啊

[00:13:44] 怎么看着眼熟呢

[00:13:46] 提战马到近前拍

[00:13:50] 对面来者什么人啊

[00:13:53] 哈哈哈我都不认识你

[00:13:56] 都白活呀

[00:13:58] 谁不知毛家接过黄杠当过18 国总盟主

[00:14:03] 我是瓦冈寨大魔国的混世魔王

[00:14:09] 潜伏正定先锋官程咬金这一报

[00:14:14] 新闻

[00:14:14] 你傻啦

[00:14:16] 程咬金

[00:14:17] 程咬金是皇上啊

[00:14:19] 怎么成了先锋官呢

[00:14:21] 哦

[00:14:22] 他们国家特殊

[00:14:23] 皇上也出站a

[00:14:26] 我说

[00:14:27] 程咬金当皇上也出生

[00:14:30] 不怕死

[00:14:31] 我愿意

[00:14:31] 你谁八马将新文礼啊

[00:14:36] 我想起了小子

[00:14:39] 你是我们打败的鹌鹑战败的鸡

[00:14:43] 你不是被罗失信砸趴下了吗

[00:14:45] 怎么又来了

[00:14:47] 说到这儿

[00:14:48] 新闻里脸腾就红了

[00:14:51] 嗯

[00:14:53] 那是某家一时没注意

[00:14:57] 今天就要报

[00:14:59] 当初之仇啊

[00:15:02] 罗士信

[00:15:03] 哪罗士信na aa

[00:15:06] 不用他

[00:15:07] 你成爷爷就能养你说说话

[00:15:12] 程咬金突然想起来当几年皇上把斧子朝王乐对上阵

[00:15:18] 历来都是我先伸手后

[00:15:20] 伸手准输投一招

[00:15:22] 啊对

[00:15:24] 点你眨眼睛

[00:15:26] 想到这儿一拱当马往前去

[00:15:29] 用符纂创一点新闻里的眼镜呢

[00:15:37] 新闻里吓一跳哟

[00:15:38] 这打上了赶紧冰着往外磕

[00:15:42] 还没等碰到了福嘴程咬金的斧头唰就下来了

[00:15:48] 哈哈哈P 你

[00:15:50] 说个屁

[00:15:51] 你笨

[00:15:52] 新闻里的面门

[00:15:54] 新闻里用刀赶出往外崩

[00:15:59] 躲过这一道

[00:16:01] 新闻理想

[00:16:02] 哎呀

[00:16:02] 这幅字好快呀

[00:16:03] 怎么这么特殊啊

[00:16:05] 嗯

[00:16:06] 二马一错镫

[00:16:08] 程咬金想坏了

[00:16:11] 这一招劈完脑袋下招是什么呢

[00:16:15] 我觉得我会五六下呢

[00:16:17] 你别看我说三斧子实际那是五下

[00:16:21] 哎呀

[00:16:22] 二马一错镫啊

[00:16:23] 过去了

[00:16:25] 在一旁观阵的徐茂功、秦琼都着急

[00:16:30] 哎呀

[00:16:30] 不对呀

[00:16:32] 程咬金劈完脑袋后

[00:16:34] 还有左削右削

[00:16:35] 他怎么用呢

[00:16:37] 哦

[00:16:37] 八成王了

[00:16:39] 当皇上养尊处优

[00:16:42] 不上疆场

[00:16:43] 把招都王乐疆场上

[00:16:45] 你要把招都亡了

[00:16:46] 你脑袋可就没了

[00:16:48] 徐茂公说

[00:16:49] 别着急

[00:16:50] 那是佛教

[00:16:52] 他是真高人

[00:16:53] 咱也谁学不了

[00:16:55] 看着吧

[00:16:56] 二马一碰面

[00:16:57] 没等新闻里动手

[00:17:00] 他又是

[00:17:01] 点

[00:17:03] Pi 又这两下

[00:17:05] 二马一错镫

[00:17:08] 他合计什么招儿呢

[00:17:11] 哦

[00:17:12] 对了

[00:17:13] 应该是左削右削他拿手啊

[00:17:17] 刷刷笔画

[00:17:19] 这一笔画想起来

[00:17:21] 对呀

[00:17:22] 哪知道他比划想起那两招来新闻里也看明白了

[00:17:28] 等他再碰面

[00:17:29] 左肖右肖新闻里都闪开了

[00:17:33] 秦琼一看这气儿大了程咬金

[00:17:35] 那你这招该怎么使怎么使你在那穷比划什么呢

[00:17:40] 你那一笔画新闻里面看不见嘛

[00:17:44] 就这老成啊

[00:17:45] 又在那比划呢

[00:17:46] A

[00:17:47] 还有什么左肖右肖H 还有个掏耳朵呢

[00:17:53] 超啊

[00:17:54] 对呀

[00:17:55] 他手由下往上一笔了

[00:17:59] 随后再碰面

[00:18:01] 他用主子一都新闻里急忙一闪

[00:18:04] 这招也躲过去了

[00:18:06] 坏了这招也不好使

[00:18:10] 油没抹着

[00:18:11] 二马冲锋过镫晒胸器一看

[00:18:14] 不对呀

[00:18:15] 我四哥

[00:18:17] 摩玛脑袋后边儿还有张处呢

[00:18:20] 他怎么不用啊

[00:18:22] 山兄弟

[00:18:23] 哪知道程咬金把斧子朝王乐圈马回来

[00:18:27] 心里还纳闷

[00:18:29] 哎呀

[00:18:30] 王长玉见谁砍谁

[00:18:32] 今天这招怎么不灵了呢

[00:18:35] 墨后边儿还有一招是什么来历呢

[00:18:39] 呃

[00:18:39] 对处

[00:18:41] 再次见面还是点

[00:18:45] Pi 左肖右肖掏耳朵

[00:18:49] 摩玛都过去之后

[00:18:52] 二马一搓的正当两匹马各奔东西

[00:18:57] 马伟哎

[00:18:58] 马伟的时候

[00:18:59] 程咬金在前伏转在后

[00:19:02] 两手一攥

[00:19:03] 大幅的中心感

[00:19:04] 使劲往后一锄锄

[00:19:06] 你新闻里早就看明白了

[00:19:10] E Bai ma 躲开了

[00:19:11] Fu 转老城

[00:19:13] 这几张没用上

[00:19:15] 被人躲过去

[00:19:16] 它可慌了

[00:19:16] 神儿了

[00:19:17] 回头说吧

[00:19:18] 马剑类

[00:19:20] 我打不过你

[00:19:21] 回头见不说着也不圈回马他

[00:19:25] 他就跑下去了

[00:19:27] 程咬金自己也生气啊

[00:19:29] 开开当皇上太误事了吧

[00:19:32] 把斧子朝王乐打败仗了

[00:19:35] 我这辈子头回打败仗了

[00:19:38] 哎

[00:19:39] 心里火大了

[00:19:41] 还算打了半天

[00:19:42] 你静下守了我一招没打你呢

[00:19:46] 我看你往哪跑

[00:19:48] 我非把你宰了不可

[00:19:49] 两脚踹蹬手端大枪紧追不舍

[00:19:54] 嘴里喊着程咬金

[00:19:56] 我看你往哪里跑哇

[00:19:58] 上天追你

[00:20:00] 凌霄殿入地

[00:20:01] 追你水进攻

[00:20:03] 今天非要你命不可

[00:20:07] 程咬金应该回本部军队

[00:20:10] 又因为不上浆

[00:20:13] 长三年的时间

[00:20:15] 他都懵了

[00:20:16] 斜插花

[00:20:18] 战马落荒就跑了

[00:20:21] 秦琼喊呐

[00:20:24] 程咬金似地往这边来啊

[00:20:29] 听不见

[00:20:31] 哎呀

[00:20:32] 新闻里追来了

[00:20:34] 快跑

[00:20:35] 就这样

[00:20:37] 两人离开疆场

[00:20:38] 多没有走出有七八里地

[00:20:42] 秦琼一看在喊

[00:20:44] 没有用

[00:20:45] 疆场还得打呀

[00:20:47] 所以顾不得老城老城一看

[00:20:50] 很快就追上一招几把大斧子

[00:20:52] 杨晓Z 招拔刀

[00:20:56] R ri

[00:20:58] 他把斧子扔了

[00:21:00] 把新闻里吓一跳

[00:21:02] 赶紧往旁一闪身

[00:21:04] 用大枪一挑仓啷一声

[00:21:07] 八卦开山斧落在地上

[00:21:12] 啊

[00:21:12] 程咬金

[00:21:14] 你把病人扔啦

[00:21:15] 你还想活

[00:21:17] 是啊

[00:21:17] 这是大忌

[00:21:19] 打仗扔了兵刃

[00:21:21] 你赤手空拳怎么办呢

[00:21:24] 在干程咬金也不在乎继续往前跑

[00:21:27] 很快又追生

[00:21:29] 程咬金一看怎么办呢

[00:21:32] 嗯

[00:21:33] 她甩了马镫

[00:21:34] 伸手把马镫摘下来

[00:21:36] 新闻里不要追

[00:21:39] 看法宝喔

[00:21:41] 日把马镫给扔出去了

[00:21:44] 希望你一天投吧

[00:21:46] 马镫掉下来继续追

[00:21:48] 把右手邓也摘下来

[00:21:50] 反正差不多能扔的

[00:21:53] 都扔进了

[00:21:55] 追来追去

[00:21:56] 前面一片大树林的

[00:21:59] 很快来到树林着

[00:22:01] 程咬金想想要活命

[00:22:03] 我进树林里穿身而过

[00:22:06] 对我从哪块儿走呢

[00:22:09] 树林很茂密

[00:22:10] 就在这边就听里边扑通

[00:22:14] 扑通扑通啊

[00:22:17] 有人有人许救我一命

[00:22:20] 顺着小道打马进树林

[00:22:23] 来到里边一瞧啊

[00:22:25] 中间有很大一块地方没有数

[00:22:29] DR 用三合土砸地

[00:22:32] 溜平溜平的

[00:22:34] 有一个人在那练功呢

[00:22:37] 这个人骑着一匹浑身黄色白圈儿码

[00:22:43] 皇马身上带轩一个一个白圈手拿一对带龙头的银锤正在使劲儿砸树桩子啊扑通扑通扑通程咬金一看

[00:22:58] 诶这是练武的啊

[00:23:00] 小子

[00:23:01] 你是谁

[00:23:02] 快帮帮老城忙

[00:23:04] 舅舅价位

[00:23:05] 这个人抬头一看

[00:23:07] 嗯

[00:23:08] 是你