《栾蒲包与丰泽园137集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 汪恩朴为了讨好孙殿英
[00:00:06] 在新丰楼时
[00:00:08] 圣牌艳艳
[00:00:11] 把这房间布置的相当熙影
[00:00:16] 相当富丽堂皇
[00:00:19] 还得非拉着栾蒲包作陪
[00:00:23] 栾婆婆120 个不愿意
[00:00:26] 但是一想
[00:00:27] 我也上了贼船了
[00:00:30] 他怕王恩浦刘坏水儿把事情弄砸了
[00:00:34] 硬着头皮也来到新丰楼
[00:00:38] 哎呀
[00:00:39] 帮着汪浦一检查星行可以
[00:00:41] 可以里里外外的孙子吗
[00:00:44] 子挑不出毛病来
[00:00:47] 上午九点
[00:00:49] 孙殿英盗了
[00:00:51] 今儿个换装啦
[00:00:53] 全身的戎装手枪配件
[00:00:57] 大马靴
[00:00:59] 披着倒吧
[00:01:01] 带折亲兵卫队几十人
[00:01:04] 威风凛凛
[00:01:05] 杀气腾腾来到新丰楼
[00:01:09] 车子停住了
[00:01:11] 副官把他搀扶下来
[00:01:14] 这小子也是个大块头儿
[00:01:16] 腆着肚子往里走
[00:01:19] 栾蒲包、汪恩朴、刘怀、水儿都在门前迎接
[00:01:26] 孙将军来了
[00:01:28] 孙将军来了
[00:01:29] 孙将军
[00:01:30] 你好好好好好
[00:01:34] 哎呀
[00:01:36] 行啊
[00:01:36] 跟到了花园儿差不多
[00:01:39] 少迎接孙子将军哪能不布置布置呢
[00:01:43] 此地并非讲话之所
[00:01:46] 里边请
[00:01:46] 里边请
[00:01:48] 前呼后用到了大牙尖儿
[00:01:52] 当然
[00:01:52] 他手下人都得安排了
[00:01:55] 今天对外不营业
[00:01:57] 怕干扰
[00:01:59] 专门服侍他
[00:02:01] 几十名伙计穿梭不断
[00:02:04] 让他坐在正座上
[00:02:07] 他一看栾蒲包也来了
[00:02:09] 来
[00:02:09] 老弟做做做做
[00:02:10] 就瞅着你我高兴
[00:02:12] 哈哈哈
[00:02:15] J 们
[00:02:15] 王恩浦下边儿是刘坏水儿
[00:02:19] 栾蒲包赶紧给介绍
[00:02:21] 孙佳君
[00:02:22] 您还记得
[00:02:23] 他就是新冯楼的掌柜
[00:02:25] 过去打过交道
[00:02:27] 他叫汪恩朴迟到
[00:02:31] 他挺大脑瓜子
[00:02:32] 我能忘得了
[00:02:34] 记得清清那位min 属马
[00:02:37] 那位姓刘
[00:02:38] 叫刘怀顺
[00:02:40] 过去是账房先生
[00:02:42] 以后呢
[00:02:44] P 度了
[00:02:45] 做了广济寺的和尚樊月和上
[00:02:49] 现在又还俗了
[00:02:51] 你没看吗
[00:02:52] 又穿上西装了
[00:02:54] 此人叫刘怀顺
[00:02:57] 啊
[00:02:59] 好像见过
[00:03:01] 好好好
[00:03:03] 刘怀顺赶紧过来给玛丽晚茶
[00:03:07] 孙将军
[00:03:09] 过去因为不经常打交道
[00:03:12] 所以难免呢
[00:03:13] 您对我们跟我姐夫有点儿误会
[00:03:17] 阿平
[00:03:17] 峦先生一说呢
[00:03:19] 您已经把误会打消了
[00:03:22] 哎呀
[00:03:22] 本人非常高兴啊
[00:03:24] 您就是我重生父母再造爹娘
[00:03:28] 您比我亲爹娘还亲呢
[00:03:32] 您这一来呀
[00:03:33] 哎呀
[00:03:33] 我太高兴了
[00:03:35] 来了
[00:03:35] 您先把茶喝了
[00:03:37] 而后我给您敬酒
[00:03:39] 嘿嘿
[00:03:41] 这小子不知道说点什么好
[00:03:44] 栾蒲包在这坐着都恶心
[00:03:47] 这没办法呀
[00:03:48] 时间不大
[00:03:49] 罗列杯盘
[00:03:51] 净好吃的孙殿英还真没出息
[00:03:55] 天天吃
[00:03:56] 天天缠
[00:03:58] 甩开腮帮子颠起大槽牙
[00:04:00] 挽起眼眉了是狼吞虎咽
[00:04:04] 轮番给他敬酒
[00:04:06] 敬说他爱听的
[00:04:08] 镜说他愿意接受的
[00:04:11] 他他就晕晕乎乎的
[00:04:14] 喝了几巡之后
[00:04:15] 他打开话匣子
[00:04:19] 哎哎
[00:04:19] 今天没外人儿
[00:04:21] 咱有什么说什么啊
[00:04:24] 可能你们敬我酒
[00:04:26] 请我吃饭
[00:04:28] 表面是这样
[00:04:30] 心里想骂我的祖宗
[00:04:33] 是这么回事儿
[00:04:34] 不a
[00:04:35] 孙佳君
[00:04:35] 您这哪里话来
[00:04:37] 怎么可能呢
[00:04:38] 咱们相见恨晚
[00:04:41] 我们想巴结你
[00:04:42] 怕巴结
[00:04:43] 不上拉倒
[00:04:46] 我记着哪个人跟我说那么一句话
[00:04:49] 说人这一辈子
[00:04:51] 台上是戏台
[00:04:53] 下世系
[00:04:54] 人人都在演戏
[00:04:57] 我看这话说的有道理
[00:04:59] Na 现在演时下
[00:05:01] 咱们几个人来说也在演戏
[00:05:04] 野在演戏啊
[00:05:06] 无非是各有不同的目的罢了
[00:05:10] 算啦
[00:05:11] 这且不说
[00:05:12] 哎我跟你们说一个问题
[00:05:16] 可能你们还怀疑
[00:05:18] 说孙殿英孙老爹
[00:05:21] 是大汉奸呢
[00:05:22] 卖国贼呀
[00:05:24] 怎么现在又成了抗日将领了呢
[00:05:28] 你们呢
[00:05:29] 别把眼光都落到我身上
[00:05:32] 你们就看一看
[00:05:34] 包括国民政府所有的接收大员
[00:05:39] 所有的郑耀君要
[00:05:42] 有几块好饼
[00:05:45] 包括我
[00:05:46] 我他妈也不是好东西a
[00:05:49] 哎
[00:05:50] 咱们就说这接收大员
[00:05:53] 前些日子
[00:05:55] 我穿上便装
[00:05:57] 我到前门外去听戏去了
[00:05:59] 嘿
[00:06:00] 我坐在第三
[00:06:01] 排戏还没开演呢
[00:06:04] 我就听两郎和包厢
[00:06:06] 有人骂骂列列的
[00:06:08] 我摘耳朵仔细一听
[00:06:11] 郑骂国民党的接收大员
[00:06:15] 我要听听她骂什么科
[00:06:18] 我就认真地听着he
[00:06:21] 人家给总结了五个字
[00:06:23] 说国民党的接收大员是五子登科呀
[00:06:29] 嗯
[00:06:30] 你明白吗
[00:06:30] 什么叫五子登科
[00:06:33] 栾蒲芳还真就没听说过
[00:06:37] 五子登科不明白
[00:06:39] 我明白了啊
[00:06:40] 林
[00:06:41] 我给你解释解释啊
[00:06:43] 就说这些接收大员离不开这几样
[00:06:47] 朴子
[00:06:49] 房子
[00:06:51] 车子面子五个字
[00:06:56] 这就叫五子登科
[00:07:00] 哦
[00:07:01] 这我们还是不太明白
[00:07:03] 不太明白
[00:07:04] 没关系
[00:07:05] 时间长的课
[00:07:07] 咱们今儿个消磨时间
[00:07:09] 听完老宋给讲讲啊
[00:07:11] 蜩子是什么金条啊
[00:07:15] 这汪掌柜的还不知道吗
[00:07:18] 接收大圆头一个最注意的就是金条
[00:07:22] 千方百计地收这东西啊
[00:07:26] 这是发财致富的根本
[00:07:29] 这叫条子
[00:07:31] 我向你们泄点儿密
[00:07:33] 哎
[00:07:34] 这接收大员都发了横财了
[00:07:38] 光只呼我老孙这么不地道
[00:07:40] 那么不对劲儿
[00:07:41] 他们比我肮脏的多的多呀
[00:07:46] 咱们举一个例子说
[00:07:48] 第三战区司令长官行辕主任叫张为人
[00:07:55] 嘿
[00:07:56] 这老家火为志的那个委任状就500多份
[00:08:02] 一份要卖五百两黄金
[00:08:07] 你哪怕是日本的走狗汉奸
[00:08:10] 只要你领了这么一份委任状
[00:08:13] 就说明你过去的事儿都不复存在
[00:08:17] 弥缝了
[00:08:18] 党国地安排你是曲线救国
[00:08:22] 你是抗日英雄
[00:08:24] 摇身一变就变了
[00:08:27] 据我所知
[00:08:28] 他这一晚上卖出500多张去
[00:08:32] 你们也算
[00:08:34] 一张就五百两黄金
[00:08:37] 这500多章多钱
[00:08:39] 几万两黄金
[00:08:41] 一夜之间
[00:08:42] 他成了巨富
[00:08:45] 我苏老店在不是东西
[00:08:47] 我比他比得了吗
[00:08:49] 我比不了嗨
[00:08:51] 他们那些例子是举不胜举
[00:08:55] 这是条仔
[00:08:57] 在说这房子旁的地方我不知道
[00:09:01] 就拿咱北京来说
[00:09:02] 嗯
[00:09:03] 敌伪时期私人的住宅
[00:09:06] 豪华住宅
[00:09:08] 14700 多所儿啊
[00:09:12] 就是14700 多栋那豪门大院
[00:09:18] 结果怎么样啊
[00:09:20] 这是政府一统计
[00:09:23] 才300多处a
[00:09:25] 怎么可能呢
[00:09:27] 1 万多处怎么变了300多处呢
[00:09:31] 显而易见
[00:09:32] 都叫接收大员给占啦
[00:09:35] 哎
[00:09:36] 都给私吞了
[00:09:39] 什么房子好
[00:09:40] 他们想吞什么房子
[00:09:42] 最可笑的是
[00:09:44] 说着话几天前
[00:09:46] 咱北平派了一个大室长幸烟
[00:09:49] 那烟是长啊
[00:09:50] 现在还没走马上任
[00:09:53] 他相中好一所德国人留下的公寓
[00:09:56] 贴上条子了
[00:09:57] 这是室长大人的公寓
[00:10:00] 哪知道被第三方面军参谋处相中这房子了
[00:10:05] 参谋长要站这房子两头骂起祖宗来了
[00:10:10] 兵戎相见
[00:10:11] 还开了好几枪
[00:10:14] 抢房子a
[00:10:16] 可笑不可笑
[00:10:18] 除了北京之外
[00:10:20] 全国各地举不胜举
[00:10:24] 所以说这是房子
[00:10:27] 在说这车子
[00:10:29] 日本人统治天下的时候
[00:10:31] 那好车多的是啊
[00:10:34] 光在海南一个地儿
[00:10:36] 留下的好车就数以万辆
[00:10:41] 结果怎么样
[00:10:41] 你统计的时候就剩下11部车
[00:10:45] 你们信吗
[00:10:47] 近吗
[00:10:47] 日本人就留下时一部车
[00:10:49] 那些车哪去了
[00:10:51] 都让接收大员以不同地手段全集为集
[00:10:56] 有啊
[00:10:58] 你们是知道的
[00:10:59] 汪精卫大汉奸在上海留下一部最豪华的轿车
[00:11:05] 据说内轿车价值万金
[00:11:08] 从外国进口来的
[00:11:10] A
[00:11:11] 接收大员一来
[00:11:12] 好吗这就抢上这部车了
[00:11:16] 后来我听说被带力
[00:11:18] 把这车给抢去了
[00:11:21] We 这件事情
[00:11:23] 还有一个叫钱大君的
[00:11:25] 钱大钧跟戴笠弄了个半红脸儿
[00:11:29] 钱在君
[00:11:30] 现在又是上海市的市长了啊
[00:11:33] 呃
[00:11:33] 这户曲司令官菲啊
[00:11:36] 内部车带力就不给
[00:11:38] 号全没动武啊
[00:11:40] 你说可笑不可笑
[00:11:45] 这还蛮de 了
[00:11:47] Ma
[00:11:47] 你们喜欢
[00:11:48] 我也喜欢
[00:11:49] 离不开女人呢
[00:11:51] 这接收大员好
[00:11:53] 不但说接收这接收na
[00:11:56] 连敌伪时期留下了三妻四妾
[00:12:00] 漂亮的女人一块儿接受啊
[00:12:03] 呃
[00:12:04] 都给接手过来了
[00:12:05] 成了他们第七切
[00:12:07] 嘿嘿
[00:12:09] 真叫人可发一笑
[00:12:10] 我举个例子来说
[00:12:14] 伪满洲国东北三省那个啊
[00:12:17] 什么叫满映电影公司有一个女主角啊
[00:12:22] 叫李香兰
[00:12:24] 嘿
[00:12:25] 我记得李香兰演过一个电影
[00:12:28] 叫万世流芳
[00:12:30] 小娘们儿
[00:12:31] 长得贼帅a
[00:12:34] 李香兰当时正在上海
[00:12:37] 所以说他没来得及跑
[00:12:40] 被接收大员就把他接收了
[00:12:43] JJ 人我不说
[00:12:44] 因为他是我好朋友
[00:12:46] 好朋友们
[00:12:47] 我不能泄密
[00:12:49] 就被我的好朋友给霸占了
[00:12:52] 我好朋友
[00:12:53] 同事跟我讲了
[00:12:54] 在头天晚上跟李香兰上床
[00:12:57] 哎呀
[00:12:57] 神魂颠倒
[00:13:00] 同时他还跟我说
[00:13:02] 那么接受
[00:13:03] 大约什么都接受
[00:13:04] 这种事不奇怪啊
[00:13:06] 那些女人都落在他们手里头
[00:13:10] 在说这个面子
[00:13:12] 我老孙不顾呢
[00:13:14] 你们爱说什么说什么
[00:13:16] 内一蒋介石为首手下这些人还得讲面子
[00:13:21] 哎
[00:13:21] 又想当又想立牌坊
[00:13:25] 明不是东西
[00:13:26] 还装正经人
[00:13:28] 都他妈神马东西
[00:13:30] 咱举一个例子来说
[00:13:32] 内内前的君
[00:13:34] 你们谁认识
[00:13:36] 栾蒲包认地
[00:13:38] 但是栾蒲包没表态
[00:13:40] 啊啊
[00:13:40] 您说钱在君怎么地怎么地落
[00:13:43] 刚一光复
[00:13:45] 蒋介石就派他二次到上海
[00:13:48] 又做了上海市市长兼着这户曲警备司令官
[00:13:54] 不到20 天啊
[00:13:57] 他就倒腾大烟土
[00:13:59] 十万多两
[00:14:01] 你们听听十万多两大烟土
[00:14:05] 国家严禁来台球杆杆
[00:14:08] 另外
[00:14:09] 绸缎被他垄断
[00:14:11] 统计数目能有40 几个亿
[00:14:14] 他都中饱了私囊啊
[00:14:17] 后来引起公愤
[00:14:18] 人们告到蒋主席那儿去了
[00:14:21] 您猜奖主席怎么说
[00:14:23] 蒋主席把脸往下一沉
[00:14:25] 说
[00:14:26] 钱德君是我的
[00:14:27] 四从五官长
[00:14:29] 我对此人非常了解
[00:14:31] 不要急我啦
[00:14:33] 啊
[00:14:34] 他让人家一句话
[00:14:36] 谁敢说旁的
[00:14:37] 嗯
[00:14:38] 这不就开了绿灯了吗
[00:14:40] 我说的是钱在君呢
[00:14:42] 实质上啊
[00:14:44] 多少个钱大钧
[00:14:46] 人家搞贪污还得有名堂
[00:14:49] 明明干了
[00:14:51] 还不能叫你抓住把柄
[00:14:53] 你算这个陈国富贪污以后说什么呢
[00:14:58] 我们要党费自理
[00:15:01] 我这钱不归我
[00:15:03] 归我们交党费
[00:15:04] 带利他Lu 了
[00:15:07] 人们一问
[00:15:08] 嗯
[00:15:08] 带利说了
[00:15:09] 我们军统
[00:15:11] 嗯
[00:15:11] 需要独立
[00:15:13] 不管政府要钱呐
[00:15:15] 筹措资金
[00:15:17] 哎
[00:15:17] 你们听都有借口啊
[00:15:20] 都是他娘的臭表子
[00:15:22] 还要立牌坊
[00:15:24] 都他妈神马东西
[00:15:26] 嗯
[00:15:28] 哎
[00:15:29] 无奈
[00:15:30] 老百姓不了解这些情况哦
[00:15:33] 就拿我孙殿英当盘儿菜了
[00:15:42] 哎哟
[00:15:43] 他这泄密
[00:15:45] 谁呀
[00:15:47] 栾蒲包来的
[00:15:48] 听着新说
[00:15:49] 虽然他是胡白活
[00:15:51] 不是没有理由的
[00:15:54] 肯定有原因呢
[00:15:55] 他说的这些都是实情啊
[00:15:58] 嗨
[00:15:59] 想中央盼中央
[00:16:02] 中央来了更遭殃
[00:16:06] 在某些地方来说
[00:16:08] 还赶不上日本人的时候
[00:16:11] 乌七八糟的群魔乱古老百姓可怎么能活呀
[00:16:19] 他不想再听下去
[00:16:21] 本来今天在这儿陪客人呢
[00:16:23] 就是勉勉强强凑合软铺包站起来
[00:16:28] 孙将军
[00:16:30] 您吃好喝好
[00:16:32] 小店里头有一点儿事儿
[00:16:34] 我去去就来
[00:16:36] 我陪着你
[00:16:37] 一醉方休
[00:16:38] 我先行一步
[00:16:40] 我告个假
[00:16:43] 我们啊
[00:16:43] 你不对
[00:16:45] 你把我这蹲着里走
[00:16:47] 不一会儿我就回来
[00:16:50] 小店里有点儿账目不太清
[00:16:52] 好吧
[00:16:53] 我马上就回来
[00:16:55] 你
[00:16:55] 你先坐会儿
[00:16:56] 200我先失陪了
[00:16:59] 就这么的
[00:16:59] 栾蒲包先走
[00:17:02] 实在做不下去
[00:17:04] 听孙老店这一介绍
[00:17:06] 把肚子都气裂了都
[00:17:08] 学出什么世道
[00:17:10] 这是啊
[00:17:11] 哎呀
[00:17:12] 心乱如麻呀
[00:17:15] 软不搬走
[00:17:16] 就剩下他们姐夫郎舅俩人儿在这儿频频敬酒
[00:17:20] 你想的王恩浦那是社会的老油条
[00:17:24] 专门打流虚
[00:17:26] 连曹锟都能溜着
[00:17:28] 何况是个孙殿英呢
[00:17:30] 拜年的话说的事太多太多了
[00:17:34] 连镜酒在说好听点
[00:17:37] 时间不大孙
[00:17:38] 殿英也有点醉了
[00:17:40] 哎
[00:17:40] 哎
[00:17:43] 哎
[00:17:43] 我觉着今儿个在酒席宴前好像少了点儿什么
[00:17:48] 您说少什么
[00:17:50] 少他妈老娘们儿
[00:17:52] 赶紧快去给我找
[00:17:55] 妓女
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