《Monorail Song， The》歌词

[00:00:00] Lyle Lanley:You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel.

[00:00:04] No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

[00:00:08] Homer:Heh-heh, mule.

[00:00:12] Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.

[00:00:14] And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.

[00:00:18] Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.

[00:00:25] Mayor Quimby:Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.

[00:00:29] Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

[00:00:31] Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.

[00:00:36] I give you the Springfield Monorail!

[00:00:42] I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,

[00:00:44] And North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!

[00:00:48] Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!

[00:00:53] What'd I say?

[00:00:54] Ned Flanders:Monorail!

[00:00:55] Lyle Lanley:What's it called?

[00:00:56] Patty and Selma:Monorail.

[00:00:56] Lyle Lanley:That's right!

[00:00:57] Monorail!

[00:00:58] Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...

[00:01:01] Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.

[00:01:03] Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.

[00:01:05] Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?

[00:01:07] Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

[00:01:09] Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?

[00:01:11] Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.

[00:01:13] Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?

[00:01:15] Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.

[00:01:17] Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.

[00:01:19] Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.

[00:01:21] I swear, it's Springfield's only choice!

[00:01:23] Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

[00:01:25] All:Monorail...

[00:01:27] Lyle Lanley:What's it called?

[00:01:27] Monorail...

[00:01:28] Once again!

[00:01:29] MONORAIL!

[00:01:33] Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.

[00:01:35] Bart:Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

[00:01:37] All:Monorail...

[00:01:39] Monorail!!!!!!!!!

[00:01:41] MONORAIL!!

[00:01:44] MONORAIL!!!!!

[00:01:46] Homer:Mono—D'oh!