《水浒全传286集》歌词

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[00:00:02] 兵法云骄者必败

[00:00:05] 这话说的是千真万确

[00:00:09] 个人也好

[00:00:10] 团体也好

[00:00:12] 要骄傲了就容易失败

[00:00:15] 就拿童贯来说

[00:00:18] 统领10万大军觉着人多势众

[00:00:22] Na 对付梁山的草寇不成问题

[00:00:26] 结果太自大了

[00:00:28] 这不就是骄傲吗

[00:00:30] 没想到吃了大亏

[00:00:34] 到了金沙江的江边前

[00:00:37] 有大江拦路

[00:00:38] 后头被人家抄了后路

[00:00:41] 是腹背受敌呀

[00:00:43] 往哪退啊

[00:00:45] 潼关这回真害了她

[00:00:48] 额头上的汗滴滴答答往下直淌

[00:00:51] 问两旁的耐喝耐喝小麦

[00:00:56] 这手下大将100来元

[00:00:59] 大概大帅莫要干净

[00:01:03] 有我们就没有关系

[00:01:05] 我们保着大帅突围

[00:01:08] 潼关点点头

[00:01:09] 好快些

[00:01:11] 冲快些冲出去

[00:01:15] 他手下四员大将赵胜、孙山、薛坤礼包

[00:01:20] 四匹马四口大刀当先开道

[00:01:24] 双方就展开混战

[00:01:28] 这玩意儿坐着直升飞机在上头航拍

[00:01:32] 这场面太

[00:01:35] 兵对兵将对将打得是天昏地暗

[00:01:39] 日月无光不断有人倒下去

[00:01:50] 就是梁山义军受伤的人不太多

[00:01:54] 可也不少呢

[00:01:56] 关军就更甭提了

[00:01:58] 成片成片的倒下

[00:02:01] 童贯抱着脑袋声嘶力竭在后头督战高

[00:02:06] 无论如何

[00:02:07] 突出简冲冲在前面的游赏落在后边的定斩不饶

[00:02:15] 别做

[00:02:15] 怕死鬼冲啊冲啊

[00:02:21] 刚到聚宝山附近

[00:02:24] 就听见对面炮响

[00:02:26] 三声裂开

[00:02:27] 奇门为首一员大将正是豹子头林冲

[00:02:34] 上垂首大刀关胜下垂手美髯公朱仝马前三员大将黑旋风李逵花和尚鲁智深行者

[00:02:46] 武松苦二郎林冲大吼一声

[00:02:51] 呔

[00:02:52] 同关你叉翅沿南非豹子头李逵在此

[00:03:02] 小子你逃不了了

[00:03:06] 再看着李逵光着脑瓜脱了个大光膀子

[00:03:11] 一沙板儿带青色蹲

[00:03:13] 裆鼓裤

[00:03:14] 光着脚丫子手提一对车轮大斧

[00:03:19] 真是杀人的凶神恶煞

[00:03:21] 一般官兵一看是屁股尿流

[00:03:26] 但是逼着J 看劲儿不完木不行

[00:03:30] 赵晟答疑

[00:03:31] 马龙大都是直奔林冲

[00:03:34] 没等到进钱呢

[00:03:36] 李逵就冲上来了

[00:03:38] 小子

[00:03:39] 咱俩多衣服多衣服把你休走

[00:03:42] 找死了

[00:03:44] 跟赵圣斗在一处

[00:03:47] 两人打了个难解难分

[00:03:49] 一个马上一个不下玩儿了命苏珊

[00:03:54] 恐怕哥们有时拍马舞刀前来助阵

[00:03:58] 豹子头林冲催马一枪把孙山给逼住了

[00:04:04] 薛坤礼包

[00:04:05] 二码期初前来帮忙

[00:04:08] 结果被行者武松花和尚鲁智深给拦住了

[00:04:13] 八个人打了四顿

[00:04:19] 也就是千克之间没超过三分钟

[00:04:23] 就听见李逵大吼一声

[00:04:26] 姑父

[00:04:27] 孙子

[00:04:27] 我的儿

[00:04:28] 你下来吧

[00:04:29] 咔嚓一斧子把马腿给砍折了

[00:04:35] 这马空修一卧在地上

[00:04:37] 把大将赵胜整个一个倒栽葱

[00:04:41] 从马上摔下来了

[00:04:43] 这小子没等爬起来

[00:04:45] 李逵一个健步飘着进钱

[00:04:47] 大斧子高高举起荤类

[00:04:51] 在什么衣服的把人头砍落照

[00:04:57] 剩死在两军阵前

[00:05:00] 与此同时

[00:05:01] 聂苏珊娜被豹子头金冲第一蛇矛枪扎了个透心凉

[00:05:08] 从前心扎进去后

[00:05:10] 心露出半尺多长的墙边

[00:05:13] 临潼后把一样钱把一台去啊

[00:05:19] 孙山是高高举过头顶

[00:05:22] 梁碧莹催你怎么日哇

[00:05:29] 怒扎又摔

[00:05:30] 那还活什么劲儿

[00:05:32] 孙山的小牧师

[00:05:34] 吴宓木削空一看

[00:05:38] 俩人完了魂都飞了

[00:05:41] 是跑呢是打呢

[00:05:42] 这一犹豫

[00:05:44] 被花和尚鲁智深之一

[00:05:46] 铁铲正拍脑袋长打了个万朵桃花开

[00:05:54] 薛坤用手一摸

[00:05:55] 脑袋都没了

[00:05:56] 活个什么劲儿

[00:05:57] 怎么他也死了呢

[00:06:00] 礼包也没得好

[00:06:02] 被武松大吼一声

[00:06:04] 是劈为两半

[00:06:06] 顷刻之间

[00:06:08] 四员大将Ning song 疆场

[00:06:12] 官军一看我的妈呀

[00:06:15] 哇

[00:06:16] 四散奔逃就稳不住劲儿了

[00:06:20] 潼关

[00:06:21] 然后他看得清清

[00:06:22] 哎

[00:06:23] 哎哎

[00:06:24] 这得如何是好快保护本帅

[00:06:29] 还有人呢

[00:06:30] 丰田夏侯轻下侯山豪车

[00:06:34] 张超马原密保的图片

[00:06:38] 闯透重围

[00:06:40] 转过聚宝山呢

[00:06:42] 是直奔锦州的方向

[00:06:45] 这个惨

[00:06:47] 什么也顾不了了

[00:06:48] 后面还有多少官兵还剩下多少人童贯全都不顾了自己能跑

[00:06:56] 这是上策

[00:06:58] 他那意思退回济州好好休息休息

[00:07:03] 把残兵败将聚拢起来再想下一步怎么办

[00:07:08] 但是离这几周还有十里地

[00:07:10] 对面一声炮响

[00:07:15] 裂开奇门为首的有几员大将正是梁山的头领急先锋索超、霹雳火秦明小李广花荣等人胜宋江之命

[00:07:31] 在此截杀

[00:07:34] 双方见面并不答话

[00:07:39] 又是一场混战呢

[00:07:42] 冠军呢

[00:07:43] 没有战斗力

[00:07:45] 跟没头的苍蝇差不多

[00:07:47] 就知道抱着脑袋跑

[00:07:50] 一追上去就是一刀

[00:07:52] 粘上去就是一枪

[00:07:54] 跟穿蛤蟆雪萝卜差不多少

[00:07:58] 哎呀

[00:07:59] 潼关一看这袋如何是好快给我冲啊

[00:08:03] 冲啊

[00:08:04] 好不容易床透重围

[00:08:07] 太阳往西边转

[00:08:10] 通关一想

[00:08:11] 约上几周了

[00:08:13] 此路不通啊

[00:08:15] 干脆退回东京去吧跑吧

[00:08:19] 咱就这么说吧

[00:08:20] 跑一段儿打一针

[00:08:22] 跑一段打一阵

[00:08:24] 好不容易跑到半夜

[00:08:27] 听不见含沙的声音

[00:08:29] 嗯

[00:08:32] 潼关把马皮逮住

[00:08:34] 两条腿一个劲儿的突突摸摸裤子怎么这么湿啊

[00:08:39] 不知道什么时候吓得都尿了裤子了

[00:08:46] 好在身边还有几十元大将

[00:08:50] 一个个盔白甲懈怠

[00:08:52] 狼抛鬃通关就想起来了

[00:08:56] 想当年曹操兵败华容道

[00:09:00] 我就是那会儿的曹操太惨了

[00:09:05] 哎呀

[00:09:06] 后头可有追兵走回答说

[00:09:10] 我把追兵给甩下了

[00:09:12] 呃

[00:09:13] 感谢上苍保佑

[00:09:15] 扎下营盘大帅帐篷全丢了

[00:09:21] 没地方扎营

[00:09:22] 盘子就得露宿了

[00:09:24] 因为缺缺到树林里头歇歇

[00:09:28] 哎

[00:09:28] 太惨了好不好

[00:09:30] 实在走不动了

[00:09:31] 找了片树林扫了

[00:09:33] 快干净了

[00:09:34] 有人把马鞍子搬起来

[00:09:37] 把绿套铺上

[00:09:39] 让童贯呢

[00:09:40] 做些休息

[00:09:41] 潼关靠着树做到麻木

[00:09:44] 趟眼泪飙起来

[00:09:49] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:09:52] 什么原因没法回去交代呀

[00:09:55] 10万大军

[00:09:57] 功亏一亏

[00:09:59] 你说见到皇上如何交代

[00:10:02] 这我呀

[00:10:04] 也别受那种羞辱了

[00:10:07] 每秒见人了

[00:10:09] 干脆吧

[00:10:12] 他仓把宝剑带出来了

[00:10:14] 要抹脖子

[00:10:16] 幸好两旁人眼尖手快

[00:10:20] 大帅你要干什么别拦我

[00:10:23] 拿拿我的人头

[00:10:25] 你们回京交旨吧

[00:10:27] 我没脸面活着了

[00:10:30] 撒手脚脖子

[00:10:32] 大帅大帅

[00:10:34] 大帅不可

[00:10:37] 胜败兵家之常事啊

[00:10:40] 我们没有经验吃亏上当了

[00:10:44] 我想万岁

[00:10:46] 皇爷通情达理

[00:10:48] 也不至于治咱们的罪啊

[00:10:51] 请大帅宽心

[00:10:53] 您别忘了还有高太尉还有蔡太师

[00:10:57] 还有杨太尉

[00:10:59] 能不给人说好话吗

[00:11:02] 留着您御品

[00:11:03] 留着您的虎威

[00:11:05] 将来还有用啊

[00:11:07] 呃

[00:11:08] 这样说

[00:11:09] 您干嘛呀

[00:11:10] 您今年才50 干磨就如此轻生吗

[00:11:14] 你还早呢

[00:11:15] 你能活100多岁

[00:11:19] 哎呀

[00:11:20] 多谢猪猪

[00:11:23] 我不该死

[00:11:24] 别死好朋友

[00:11:26] 再活两天

[00:11:28] 谁想死

[00:11:30] 这是做个样子给大伙看

[00:11:32] 收起宝剑

[00:11:33] 擦

[00:11:34] 眼泪就就看看还能收集多少残军败将

[00:11:40] 他们耗着天亮

[00:11:42] 后面的败兵陆续都归拢来了

[00:11:45] 有三五十人的有百80 人的大队

[00:11:49] 还有一千两千的a 到这来集合等集合完了一看呢

[00:11:55] 还剩下4 万多人

[00:11:58] 还跟不上损失了

[00:12:00] 大战通过下了决心收兵没法拿

[00:12:05] 军心涣散一蹶不振

[00:12:09] 就在拼也拼不了

[00:12:12] 打仗的

[00:12:12] 拼的是士气

[00:12:14] 没有士气

[00:12:15] 怎么打通关下了决心回京复旨

[00:12:21] 睦畅无话

[00:12:23] 到了京都扎好的硬盘

[00:12:26] 让这些带兵的官儿和军兵都听信他领着亲兵卫队

[00:12:32] 白天不敢进城

[00:12:34] 快关城门的时候

[00:12:36] 他进了城

[00:12:38] 先找太尉高俅

[00:12:40] 因为他俩关系不错

[00:12:42] 高酋已经同伴回来了

[00:12:44] 怎么这么快就知道情况不妙啊

[00:12:48] 行

[00:12:50] 等两个人相见之下

[00:12:51] 高球一看呀

[00:12:54] 分别才几天呐

[00:12:56] 这潼关整个变成俩人了

[00:12:59] 全部高耸

[00:13:01] 两腮深陷的眼窝都塌进去了

[00:13:05] 面色无光

[00:13:07] 跟孙猴他二叔差不多

[00:13:09] 少变量图书

[00:13:13] 哎

[00:13:13] 你怎么饿成这般模样啊

[00:13:17] 一言难尽

[00:13:18] 哪高变帅啊

[00:13:21] 我没脸活着

[00:13:23] 别难过

[00:13:24] 别难过

[00:13:25] 坐下慢慢的说

[00:13:28] 童贯毫不掩饰

[00:13:30] 把经过如实地讲述了一遍高俅诘

[00:13:34] 一个皱眉

[00:13:36] 哎哎哎

[00:13:38] 好啊

[00:13:40] 我说怎么样

[00:13:41] 嗯

[00:13:42] 这梁山的草寇不是好对付的

[00:13:45] 哎呀

[00:13:46] 这是天意啊

[00:13:47] 这是天意啊

[00:13:49] 不把梁山这会儿贼剿灭

[00:13:51] 这是朝廷的心思

[00:13:53] 大换同书院

[00:13:57] 你尽管放心

[00:13:58] 嗯

[00:13:59] 皇上不会怪罪的

[00:14:01] 一旦震怒

[00:14:03] 我一定替你说好话

[00:14:05] 拜托

[00:14:06] 拜托

[00:14:07] 那我下一步怎么办

[00:14:09] 这咱俩去拜会老太师

[00:14:13] 跟老太师说一说

[00:14:15] 他肯定能帮咱的忙

[00:14:18] 如此说来

[00:14:19] 有劳三思变帅

[00:14:22] 两个人骑着马连夜来找蔡军

[00:14:26] 蔡晶晶

[00:14:28] 俩人来了就知道有事儿

[00:14:30] 他也知道前方的消息

[00:14:33] 这个老家伙

[00:14:34] 我们在这儿等着

[00:14:35] 然后咱们接来两个人并排来到里边参拜太师高球

[00:14:42] 没什么说的了

[00:14:43] 老蔡已经看了看

[00:14:45] 童贯好像没了出来

[00:14:48] 你是同冠彤的人呢

[00:14:51] 怎么不使我哎哟变了样了

[00:14:55] 变了样了

[00:14:56] 辛苦啊

[00:14:57] 辛苦做些讲话

[00:14:59] 来人泡茶没你们的事儿都退了出去

[00:15:05] 不让旁人听

[00:15:07] 历史之中

[00:15:08] 就剩下三个大奸贼同冠号没隐瞒

[00:15:14] 把经过又讲述一遍

[00:15:16] 蔡京眯着眼儿捋着胡子在这儿听着

[00:15:20] 嗯嗯

[00:15:23] 哦哦

[00:15:24] 哦哦

[00:15:24] 是这么回事儿

[00:15:26] 行了

[00:15:27] 明白了

[00:15:27] 明白了

[00:15:28] 还剩下多少人

[00:15:30] 我差点了

[00:15:31] 剩下45810

[00:15:34] 二元那么牺牲了多少员大将一共70 多人

[00:15:42] 全都壮烈牺牲了

[00:15:44] 还有郭林高赠

[00:15:46] 俩人被梁山抓了

[00:15:48] 父母生死不明

[00:15:53] 哎呀

[00:15:54] 通达人

[00:15:56] 你这个楼子可不小啊

[00:15:59] 这无实的禀报天子

[00:16:02] 你这命还保得住狮途冠扑通就跪下了

[00:16:08] 请太师帮忙

[00:16:09] 请太师就啊

[00:16:12] 起来起来

[00:16:13] 起来才是自家人

[00:16:16] 咱先商量好了

[00:16:19] 这事儿不能不禀报

[00:16:20] 皇上也不能不说

[00:16:23] 但是怎么说

[00:16:25] 咱得合计合计三个奸贼商量来商量去

[00:16:30] 最后编了套瞎话

[00:16:32] 财经书

[00:16:33] 怎么办啊

[00:16:34] 刚要问你怎么回问你别说打了败仗

[00:16:38] 如此惨败你就说水土不服

[00:16:43] 士兵到那儿上吐下泻天气炎热

[00:16:47] 没法交战

[00:16:49] 故此先行退兵

[00:16:52] 另外缺少战船等战传奇

[00:16:56] 为了在征讨梁山的草寇黄

[00:17:00] 如果再追问

[00:17:01] 有老夫和三思变帅给你担着

[00:17:05] 嗯

[00:17:06] 多谢太师

[00:17:07] 多谢变帅

[00:17:09] 别太累了

[00:17:11] 先下去休息吧

[00:17:13] 明天歇一天

[00:17:14] 后天

[00:17:15] 皇上早朝我们在去见驾

[00:17:18] 是

[00:17:18] 是是

[00:17:18] 是是

[00:17:20] 也太晚了

[00:17:21] 童贯恢复休息去了

[00:17:24] 是提心吊胆的

[00:17:26] 第二天他睡了一天的觉

[00:17:28] 第三天

[00:17:29] 皇上生做早朝的日子

[00:17:32] 文武大员全

[00:17:34] 来事奉三声静鞭讲

[00:17:38] 皇上生做八宝金殿坐在九龙口老是内套词儿变头冠

[00:17:46] 高声喊话

[00:17:49] 有本早奏

[00:17:50] 无本卷帘朝散码

[00:17:54] 为什么老是这套词儿

[00:17:56] 这拔碧辉总有一线之路不乐意生变理事就位的后宫写点字啊

[00:18:06] 画点画啊

[00:18:08] 让那些道士再传给他长生不老之术

[00:18:13] 再有机会跟那李师师约会约会多好啊

[00:18:18] 就是捏着鼻子生变

[00:18:20] 所以医生便就着急

[00:18:22] 如果比如说无事无事退朝他嘶溜

[00:18:26] 他就走了

[00:18:27] 您说这个国家好得了

[00:18:30] 今天也不例外

[00:18:32] 他皱着眉坐在九龙口

[00:18:34] 我都着急散朝呢

[00:18:36] 甘寒文化班不知终老

[00:18:40] 蔡京跪倒施礼

[00:18:42] 吾皇万岁万万岁

[00:18:45] 臣有本上奏

[00:18:48] 呃把这回头一看

[00:18:51] 老太师怎么不耐烦

[00:18:54] 对太师不利外

[00:18:57] 老爱亲

[00:18:58] 平身免礼

[00:19:00] 赐座谢座财经坐下来

[00:19:05] 太史有何文章从速奏来地下讨伐梁山兵马大元帅同冠冠朝红换回来了胜负如何呃

[00:19:23] 启奏陛下呃

[00:19:26] 距同观讲士兵力气很足

[00:19:30] 但是出到山东水土不足

[00:19:34] 多有病者

[00:19:36] 另外也缺少战船

[00:19:38] 无法渡过金沙江

[00:19:41] 故此双方并未展开大战

[00:19:44] 稍一接触就撤了兵潼关自制为情旨意

[00:19:51] 先行退兵

[00:19:52] 犯下不赦之罪

[00:19:54] 故在宫门外等候处罚

[00:19:59] 八里湖没说话

[00:20:01] 哇

[00:20:01] 那脸沉下来全通关

[00:20:05] 全铜罐

[00:20:07] 铜罐的腿肚子都发颤

[00:20:10] 好不容易来到金街之下

[00:20:13] 双膝跪倒

[00:20:14] 山呼万岁

[00:20:16] 罪臣叩拜圣主万岁万岁万万岁

[00:20:22] 哪里回功能有三分钟没说话

[00:20:26] 瞪着眼睛

[00:20:28] 大殿之上

[00:20:29] 空气呢中充满了杀机

[00:20:34] 潼关成分

[00:20:38] 你没有奉我的旨意

[00:20:40] 忙反徒劳

[00:20:43] 花费了多少军饷啊

[00:20:47] 杀了多少人力物力

[00:20:49] 你就这么就回来了吗

[00:20:52] 你好大的胆子

[00:20:54] 竟敢自作主张

[00:20:56] 嗯

[00:20:57] 可见你目无煮上啊

[00:21:00] 地下雍鼎地下拥屏

[00:21:04] 他又把研究灭他瞎话说了一遍吧

[00:21:08] 这回都这回真发火儿不往下

[00:21:11] Pin ba Lu 书案拍得啪啪直响

[00:21:15] 这

[00:21:15] 这这

[00:21:16] 这啪啪啪

[00:21:17] 你你

[00:21:19] 你好大的胆子站不停站不停

[00:21:27] 你领着10万大兵没有奉旨李思思就溜回来了

[00:21:32] 就冲这一条就可杀而不可留啊

[00:21:38] 来人潼关在下顾着一听就知道玩

[00:21:45] 这皇上从来不发脾气

[00:21:47] 对我可好了

[00:21:49] 今儿个盛怒了

[00:21:51] 完了小命保不住

[00:21:54] 高球一看

[00:21:55] 赶紧出版跪倒

[00:21:57] 陛下息怒陛下新臣有本上奏

[00:22:03] 他也是皇上面前的宠臣

[00:22:06] 皇上把火往下压压

[00:22:08] 卿有本奏来