《水浒0125》歌词

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[00:00:00] 神情

[00:00:01] 太保

[00:00:02] 戴宗

[00:00:04] 到了牢城营了

[00:00:06] 很快就找着宋江了

[00:00:10] 哥哥别提了

[00:00:13] 真热闹啊

[00:00:15] 宋江大吃一惊

[00:00:19] 戴宗一看

[00:00:20] 宋江急得直冒汗

[00:00:21] 在屋里来回直转

[00:00:23] 也没词儿了

[00:00:24] 戴宗急得直跺脚

[00:00:25] 大哥

[00:00:27] 要不你跑了吧

[00:00:28] 不行不行不行

[00:00:31] 现在是天罗地网

[00:00:33] 我能跑到哪去啊

[00:00:35] 要一跑更是罪上加罪

[00:00:38] 你还得受牵连

[00:00:40] 这这不是上策

[00:00:43] 那么哥哥

[00:00:43] 你说应该怎么办

[00:00:45] 我方寸已乱也没主意了

[00:00:48] 哎

[00:00:50] 既然这样

[00:00:51] 我就等着挨抓吧

[00:00:53] 不行不行啊

[00:00:56] 我听那意思

[00:00:57] 把你抓去

[00:00:58] 得砍脑袋

[00:01:00] 哎

[00:01:02] 哥哥这样的

[00:01:04] 我出个馊主意

[00:01:07] 按照咱们大宋朝的利率有规律

[00:01:12] 这个疯子、傻子、精神失常的人

[00:01:17] 不负任何法律责任

[00:01:21] 你能不能装疯啊

[00:01:24] 要这一关

[00:01:25] 能闯过去

[00:01:26] 什么事儿都没有了

[00:01:28] 哥哥

[00:01:29] 你看这主意如何

[00:01:31] 哎呀

[00:01:31] 闲B 好办法

[00:01:34] 好办法

[00:01:35] 这玩意我还没装过疯

[00:01:38] 你还没见过疯子

[00:01:40] 就混造呗

[00:01:41] 我可走啦

[00:01:43] 哥哥从速准备

[00:01:46] 时间耽误长了

[00:01:48] 那能行吗

[00:01:49] 戴总跑了

[00:01:52] 哎呀

[00:01:53] 宋江一看这怎么装疯

[00:01:56] 哎呀

[00:01:57] 为了保住这条命

[00:02:00] 把脸往下一

[00:02:01] 妈的就干吧

[00:02:05] 先把尿桶弄屋来了

[00:02:08] 这骚劲儿把尿桶搁到墙角儿呢

[00:02:12] 尿泼得满地都是

[00:02:15] 然后还有主意

[00:02:19] 又到厕所

[00:02:21] 拿那勺儿大粪勺儿买了两勺大粪

[00:02:26] 甩在台阶上

[00:02:28] 门槛儿上、屋里、桌子里

[00:02:30] 哪儿都是

[00:02:31] 宋江把衣服撕的一条一条的

[00:02:35] 又活了两把呢

[00:02:37] 又抓了点锅

[00:02:38] 灰往脸上一抹

[00:02:41] 把头发破开了

[00:02:43] 揉着点儿草沫子

[00:02:46] 把鞋脱掉

[00:02:47] 一只挽起一只裤腿儿来

[00:02:51] 宋江对着古铜镜一照

[00:02:54] 他自己也吓一跳

[00:02:56] 嗯

[00:02:57] 的确像峰峰

[00:03:00] 哎呀

[00:03:00] 光外表像不行啊

[00:03:02] 还得有一个套词儿呢

[00:03:05] 他正想着就在外头咚咚咚响起脚步的声音

[00:03:12] 牢城营的管营

[00:03:14] 本城的差博

[00:03:17] 还有本城的官人陪着戴宗领着抓人的来了

[00:03:23] 戴宗回去那帮人就聚集了

[00:03:25] 马上领着他们就赶到了

[00:03:28] 说这话前后没有20 分钟吧

[00:03:31] 这戴宗还得假戏真唱

[00:03:35] 不能被人看出来

[00:03:37] 他跟宋江有交情

[00:03:40] 还沉着

[00:03:40] 脸跟真的一样

[00:03:42] 你们的油箱加满了

[00:03:44] 它泛滥了

[00:03:45] 他抓他

[00:03:48] 差拨和管营

[00:03:49] 也不知道这是怎么回事儿

[00:03:51] 吓得腿肚子转筋呢

[00:03:53] 陪着来到宋江的房里

[00:03:57] 嗯

[00:03:58] 推门往屋一看

[00:04:00] 戴宗深感满意

[00:04:01] 嗯

[00:04:02] 行

[00:04:04] 我哥装的真像

[00:04:07] 那些刚拆的

[00:04:08] 全傻眼了

[00:04:10] 你瞅不见

[00:04:12] 这是个什么人呢

[00:04:13] 蓬头垢面露着潜心露着大腿

[00:04:19] 光着脚丫

[00:04:21] 脸上抹的那是什么玩意儿

[00:04:24] 觉着脚底下软软乎乎的一看呀

[00:04:28] 踩了一脚大粪

[00:04:32] 这屋里的味儿

[00:04:35] 能把人呛死当差的蹬蹬倒退

[00:04:40] 戴宗把鼻子也捂着了

[00:04:42] 哼

[00:04:44] 怎么回事儿这是

[00:04:46] 我是疯子

[00:04:48] 这么一说

[00:04:49] 宋江啊

[00:04:50] 就装开封了

[00:04:51] 哈哈哈哈

[00:04:55] 你们是什么人

[00:05:00] 我乃玉皇大帝磕头的把

[00:05:04] 兄弟

[00:05:05] 王母娘娘是我二嫂

[00:05:10] 我方玉王大帝所差来

[00:05:13] 在人间要专杀世上的恶人

[00:05:19] 你们看

[00:05:21] 大头鬼、小头鬼、屈死鬼、吊死鬼都来了

[00:05:25] 而往哪里跑

[00:05:30] 宋江说着一蹦而起

[00:05:34] 笨

[00:05:34] 这些人就扑了

[00:05:37] 戴宗假装害怕

[00:05:39] 陌生就跑

[00:05:41] 当差的都跟着跑

[00:05:44] 这宋江追出一段哈哈大笑

[00:05:47] 在院儿里蹦蹦蹦

[00:05:49] 还蹦了三圈

[00:05:51] 从地上捡去块砖头来塞

[00:05:54] 嘴里嘎嘣嘎嘣就嚼

[00:05:56] 好香好香啊啊

[00:06:00] 来来

[00:06:00] 各位吃点儿不

[00:06:02] 谁吃那玩意儿

[00:06:04] 刚才他就问戴总

[00:06:06] 这这院长

[00:06:07] 这是个疯子

[00:06:10] 这样带到公堂

[00:06:12] 上去把大人吓着

[00:06:14] 谁能负得了这个责任

[00:06:16] 是啊

[00:06:18] 我看咱们利率有规定

[00:06:21] 疯子

[00:06:22] 傻子

[00:06:23] 不犯法

[00:06:25] 他本身精神失常了

[00:06:27] 干脆咱别带他了

[00:06:29] 回去禀明抚台大人也就算了

[00:06:32] 对对对院长说的对

[00:06:34] 走走走走

[00:06:37] 一窝峰似的离开老城

[00:06:39] 盈回到知府衙门

[00:06:43] 这菜当蔡九知府陪着黄文炳说话

[00:06:47] 正等着这事儿呢

[00:06:49] 一看戴宗领人回来了

[00:06:51] 参见抚台大人的棉

[00:06:55] 把宋江抓来了吗

[00:06:57] 回复

[00:06:58] 太大人的话

[00:06:59] 我们到了牢城营

[00:07:01] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:07:03] 宋江不是个正常的人

[00:07:06] 疯得很非常厉害的

[00:07:09] 语无伦次

[00:07:10] 浑身污垢呢

[00:07:13] 简直惨不可言了

[00:07:15] 大人不信可以问我手下的弟兄是啊

[00:07:18] 是啊大人

[00:07:19] 他的确是个疯子

[00:07:21] 还吃砖头

[00:07:22] 屋里全是饭店

[00:07:24] 哎呀

[00:07:25] 都下不去脚

[00:07:27] 嗯

[00:07:32] 腿在爬

[00:07:34] 转回身

[00:07:35] 他跟黄文炳说

[00:07:38] 黄酮哌听见没

[00:07:40] 呵呵

[00:07:42] 我说这人呢

[00:07:43] 他没这么大胆子

[00:07:44] 谁正常人

[00:07:46] 干这种事儿

[00:07:48] 除非精神有毛病

[00:07:50] 算了吧

[00:07:52] 一个疯子何必跟他计较呢

[00:07:56] 你呢

[00:07:58] 要按着蔡得章的意思

[00:08:00] 这事儿就完了

[00:08:01] 宋江什么事儿都没了

[00:08:04] 刚才咱不说了

[00:08:05] 不怕没好事

[00:08:06] 就怕没好人呢

[00:08:09] 黄文炳

[00:08:10] 这小子一心想往上爬

[00:08:14] 一新呢

[00:08:15] 给朝廷立点功

[00:08:17] 好作为升官发财的本钱

[00:08:21] 他妈

[00:08:21] 这小子揪住不怕

[00:08:24] 赶紧站起来

[00:08:25] 一包全府台冥界抚台大人

[00:08:30] 你千万不要上当

[00:08:33] 哦

[00:08:33] 此话怎讲

[00:08:35] 抚台大人请想

[00:08:38] 这个宋江

[00:08:40] 他怎么能是疯子

[00:08:42] 您再看看他写的诗句

[00:08:46] 这诗句入木三分

[00:08:49] 四六成行啊

[00:08:52] 笔力苍劲

[00:08:55] 一点儿都不像风眼

[00:08:58] 他根本就不是方法

[00:09:02] 可能听说你要抓他

[00:09:05] 这小子故意演戏

[00:09:07] 装疯卖傻

[00:09:10] 逃避罪责呀

[00:09:13] 临时上班了

[00:09:17] 能骂

[00:09:19] 这一个人装傻可不容易大人这么版本

[00:09:23] 你要不信

[00:09:25] 您把牢城营的管营差拨或者其他人

[00:09:30] 您找来问问

[00:09:33] 一问就清楚了

[00:09:34] 如果这些人说送将来的那片就是疯子

[00:09:40] 那看来他是真疯

[00:09:43] 如果他来那天根本不疯

[00:09:45] 头几天也没风

[00:09:46] 现在突然疯了

[00:09:48] 这就是假的

[00:09:51] 这还有什么说的

[00:09:53] 嗯

[00:09:54] 通判所言极是

[00:09:58] 戴宗萨

[00:10:00] 回家嗯

[00:10:02] 把那差拨他们给我找来

[00:10:06] 欢迎拆波都来了

[00:10:09] 敢说瞎话

[00:10:11] 蔡九知府把脸一沉

[00:10:13] 说实话

[00:10:15] 宋江刺配到江州那天

[00:10:18] 或者是前些日子

[00:10:20] 他疯了

[00:10:21] 回答人不疯

[00:10:23] 哦

[00:10:24] 什么时候封

[00:10:26] 我们也不清楚

[00:10:27] 头两天挺好

[00:10:28] 昨天好像还挺好的

[00:10:30] 也不怎么突然就犯病了

[00:10:36] 哎呀

[00:10:36] 同派

[00:10:38] 看来你是十分精细

[00:10:41] 这宋江肯定装疯无疑

[00:10:45] 戴宗

[00:10:47] 两个人把他给我抓来

[00:10:49] 他要不来用框也得把他给我开了

[00:10:54] 在综艺抖了手

[00:10:56] 完了完了

[00:10:56] 完了完了

[00:10:57] 完了完了

[00:11:00] Jay 冠呢

[00:11:01] 没混过去

[00:11:03] 戴总没办法

[00:11:04] 二次领人到了牢城营

[00:11:06] 宋江一看又回来了

[00:11:08] 就知道事情不妙

[00:11:10] 在屋蹦蹦正喊叫着呢

[00:11:13] 玉皇大帝是我磕头的

[00:11:16] 把兄弟带中心说什么也不好使啦

[00:11:22] 就看唐僧怎么样了

[00:11:24] 吩咐一声

[00:11:25] 拿箩筐抬着他走

[00:11:29] 这宋江

[00:11:30] 奔奔之梦

[00:11:32] 不让旁人靠近那不白扯吗

[00:11:36] 上来时

[00:11:37] 几个棒

[00:11:37] 小伙子掐胳膊拽大腿

[00:11:41] 把它塞框里

[00:11:43] 左右倒又一倒

[00:11:44] 拿绳子把他捆结实了抬到制服衙门

[00:11:48] 戴宗回话

[00:11:50] 大人

[00:11:51] 罪犯宋江被抬来了啊

[00:11:56] 妈呀

[00:11:58] 传点手下几股

[00:12:02] 升糖

[00:12:04] 大仁堂玉击鼓升堂

[00:12:09] 嗯

[00:12:14] 嗯

[00:12:21] 800人一呐喊

[00:12:23] 唐薇

[00:12:25] 蔡得章满身朝服

[00:12:28] 生作功倍

[00:12:32] 呢黄文炳

[00:12:35] 过去是铜牌

[00:12:36] 现在狗屁不是

[00:12:39] 这他没资格待

[00:12:41] 躲到屏风后面去了

[00:12:45] 三班人

[00:12:46] 一个方师爷站立在两旁

[00:12:48] 蔡德刚把桌子一拍

[00:12:50] 呗

[00:12:51] 罪犯在罪犯

[00:12:55] 把宋江带上来

[00:12:57] 那宋江也不能无缘无故就好了

[00:13:00] 不到这什么病都没有了

[00:13:03] 那怎么交代

[00:13:04] 还接茬装疯

[00:13:07] 你别看捆着呢

[00:13:08] 两条腿能卖不这宋江一蹦多高哈哈大笑

[00:13:13] 哈哈哈哈

[00:13:16] 这是什么地方谁请我吃饭呢啊

[00:13:22] 我在凌霄宝殿吃的是仙桃

[00:13:26] 喝的是鲜酒

[00:13:29] 今天我看看这工我什么好吃的

[00:13:33] 哈哈哈哈

[00:13:34] 哎哟

[00:13:35] 牛头马面

[00:13:37] 阎王小鬼儿

[00:13:39] 这不是阴司地府吗

[00:13:42] 哈哈哈哈

[00:13:45] 蔡得章在上面坐着

[00:13:47] 眼盯着宋江就一皱眉

[00:13:52] 这站着拍这这门儿

[00:13:55] 浓眉味儿在窗口下站住

[00:13:59] 嗯

[00:14:01] 你是何人报上名来

[00:14:04] 哈哈哈哈

[00:14:06] 我乃玉皇大帝磕头的把兄弟王母娘娘是我二嫂

[00:14:13] 蔡德刚一听这什么词儿这是

[00:14:17] 让他跪下

[00:14:19] 两旁人一踹宋江的双腿

[00:14:22] 把她摁倒在地

[00:14:23] 怎么问他也满嘴胡说八道

[00:14:27] 把这蔡九知府搞得蒙灯转向

[00:14:30] 顺着鬓角往下淌汗

[00:14:34] 黄文炳在屏风后头呢

[00:14:37] 隔着呢

[00:14:38] 双儿给蔡九知府出主意

[00:14:41] 大人

[00:14:43] 大人

[00:14:45] 我看出来了

[00:14:46] 他装蒜

[00:14:49] 真要是疯子和傻子俩眼发直

[00:14:54] 您注意瞅瞅

[00:14:55] 他那眼睛不发直壁溜溜直转

[00:15:00] 那是想词儿呢

[00:15:03] 咋了

[00:15:04] 别跟他动嘴了

[00:15:06] 打吧

[00:15:08] 不打他

[00:15:09] 他不能老是不哦

[00:15:12] 对对对对

[00:15:14] 蔡得章文平此言

[00:15:16] 把桌子一拍

[00:15:18] 胆大罪犯布冯装疯不傻

[00:15:22] 装傻竟敢大闹公堂

[00:15:25] 师奶罪上加罪

[00:15:27] 来人妈的吓的重达80 嘉利达

[00:15:37] 其实知府衙门呢

[00:15:39] 有不少当差的

[00:15:41] 跟宋江不错

[00:15:44] 没事儿

[00:15:45] 就上牢城营啊

[00:15:46] 跟宋江谈天论地说古论今没事儿呢

[00:15:52] 得几个零花钱

[00:15:54] 宋江挥金似土

[00:15:57] 别看来的日期不长

[00:15:59] 还交了不少朋友

[00:16:01] 长形的人

[00:16:03] 也跟他不错

[00:16:04] 但是今天

[00:16:06] 蔡九知府在这盯着

[00:16:09] 谁也不敢徇私舞弊

[00:16:12] 你想不使劲

[00:16:14] 咋不敢呢

[00:16:15] 众目睽睽都瞪眼看着呢

[00:16:19] 只好把宋江喇下去

[00:16:22] 嗯

[00:16:22] 胳膊摁腿的

[00:16:25] 把中医给吞下两条毛竹大板

[00:16:29] 互相拍打

[00:16:31] 啪啪啪啪

[00:16:40] 一开始

[00:16:41] 宋江咬牙还挺着呢

[00:16:46] 打了六板子

[00:16:47] 没吭声

[00:16:49] 还真有两下子

[00:16:52] 打了十板子

[00:16:53] 实在扛不了了

[00:16:55] 那玩意儿真疼啊

[00:16:57] 那玩意儿

[00:16:59] 板子往下一撤就一溜皮呀

[00:17:04] 板子一落一抬就一道领子

[00:17:07] 使板子的时候把屁股给揍开花了

[00:17:10] 鲜血迸流

[00:17:12] 宋江实在顶不住了

[00:17:15] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:17:20] 叫吧

[00:17:24] 家里的大

[00:17:27] 疯子还知道疼吗吧

[00:17:31] 30 板子过后

[00:17:32] 把宋江打的是人事不省

[00:17:37] 回大人

[00:17:38] 罪犯死过去了

[00:17:42] 用火纸熏过来

[00:17:45] 本府

[00:17:46] 我接茬未来

[00:17:48] 火纸一熏走

[00:17:49] 五官通七窍

[00:17:50] 宋江明着来

[00:17:53] 啊哈哈哈哈

[00:17:57] 可疼坏了

[00:17:59] 这回也不敢装疯了

[00:18:03] 怎么办呢

[00:18:04] 说实话吧

[00:18:07] 带出来蔡得章疑问

[00:18:11] 你是不是有一些烦Shi Shi

[00:18:16] 你对朝廷为什么不满

[00:18:20] 宋江把心一横

[00:18:23] 抬起头来

[00:18:24] 哈哈哈

[00:18:26] 制服大人

[00:18:28] 你比我清楚

[00:18:31] 天子舞蹈

[00:18:34] 权臣误国

[00:18:37] 老百姓痛苦不堪

[00:18:41] 怨声载道

[00:18:44] 我宋江也是个人呐

[00:18:47] 我有心杀贼

[00:18:50] 无力回天

[00:18:53] 故策我对朝廷才不满

[00:18:57] 我在写下反诗呀

[00:19:00] 哈哈

[00:19:02] 行行

[00:19:03] 行行行行

[00:19:05] 你还敢作敢当啊

[00:19:08] 难道你就不怕死吗

[00:19:12] 大人

[00:19:13] 怕死我就不写了

[00:19:16] 我既写了

[00:19:18] 我就不怕死

[00:19:20] 好哇莫

[00:19:24] 当唐华路

[00:19:27] 砸上25 斤大脚镣

[00:19:31] 脖子上加上28 斤的长家

[00:19:35] 把宋江就投入死囚牢

[00:19:41] 蔡得章

[00:19:41] 退堂了

[00:19:44] 到了书房

[00:19:45] 里边儿把黄文炳请来

[00:19:49] 哎呀

[00:19:50] 菜得长这个了呀

[00:19:52] 看来通判

[00:19:55] 料事如神果然不假

[00:19:59] J 1 糖

[00:20:00] 我问出他实话了

[00:20:03] 大人明鉴

[00:20:04] 那卑职有何德能之处还是大人问得清楚嗯

[00:20:13] 同盼哪

[00:20:15] 你说下一步应该怎么办J

[00:20:21] 事关重大

[00:20:23] 全屏抚台作主

[00:20:26] 卑职不敢妄言

[00:20:29] Baby

[00:20:31] 本官有一

[00:20:33] 给我爹写封信

[00:20:36] 这件事情禀报

[00:20:38] 我爹掌朝太师

[00:20:41] 看看他老人家

[00:20:43] 他怎么说而后再做决定

[00:20:47] 大人明白您说的至关重要

[00:20:51] 在情在理

[00:20:53] 嗯

[00:20:54] 好吧

[00:20:55] 晚上啊

[00:20:57] 准备文房四宝

[00:20:59] 笔墨准备好了

[00:21:02] 姓黄的

[00:21:03] 这小子一手搂着袖子亲自给淹没

[00:21:08] 蔡得章把纸铺好

[00:21:10] 提起笔来廖家思索

[00:21:13] 给他爹

[00:21:14] 蔡京写了封信

[00:21:17] 首先问好

[00:21:20] 而后介绍了宋江前后的经过以及供词

[00:21:26] 问他爹怎么处置

[00:21:29] 最后告诉他爹

[00:21:32] 而在江州准备了一份薄礼

[00:21:36] 已经派人给你老人家送去

[00:21:39] 还需要什么

[00:21:41] 您只管说话

[00:21:43] 而在江州候命

[00:21:47] 佛

[00:21:48] 带上把黄文炳这个事儿给介绍一下

[00:21:53] 说这个人如何如何聪明

[00:21:56] 如何如何有才干

[00:21:59] 恳请老爹爹破格提拔等等等

[00:22:05] 写完了

[00:22:08] 让黄文炳看看

[00:22:10] 这小子不注意别的

[00:22:13] 就注意最后这一条儿一看

[00:22:16] 把自己的名儿写上了

[00:22:18] 趴地上给蔡得章磕了个响头

[00:22:21] 多谢抚台枇杷

[00:22:24] 哎呀

[00:22:24] 免了

[00:22:26] 我说黄童盼

[00:22:27] 那你就等喜信儿

[00:22:30] 升官发财全在我爹一句话试试

[00:22:35] 老太师执掌权衡

[00:22:38] 一言九顶

[00:22:40] 呃

[00:22:40] 我非常钦佩好

[00:22:44] 呃

[00:22:45] 把戴宗叫来

[00:22:48] 戴宗赶紧走进书房

[00:22:51] 不知大人有何裁判

[00:22:53] 呃

[00:22:54] 戴宗啊

[00:22:55] 马上起身赶奔京城太师府小人

[00:23:01] 明白

[00:23:03] 戴宗财ri

[00:23:04] 引来杀身之货