《小五义 第300集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 蒋平吩咐在对面三盛车要了几桌酒席

[00:00:08] 再叫魏索牌摆开

[00:00:11] 给铁掌大侠方五爷接风

[00:00:15] 哎

[00:00:16] 一边吃着一边谈

[00:00:18] 方五爷就问

[00:00:21] 四老爷呢

[00:00:23] 白眉大侠徐良和玉面小达摩白云瑞怎么没在开封

[00:00:30] 他们上哪去了

[00:00:31] 哎

[00:00:31] 一言难尽呐

[00:00:34] 蒋平就把三教堂所发生的事情如实讲说一遍

[00:00:38] 说这俩人可能笨了三仙岛了

[00:00:42] 铁掌方五爷闻听此言

[00:00:44] 一哆嗦

[00:00:44] 糖糖酒杯落地

[00:00:47] 当时这脸就变了色儿了

[00:00:51] 讲评觉得这里头有文章无耶

[00:00:54] 怎么啦

[00:00:56] 莫非你听着什么不幸的消息了不成和姥爷

[00:01:02] 我知道多少

[00:01:03] 我说多少啊

[00:01:05] 我这次来虽然说送这俩孩子找老师

[00:01:10] 另外还有一件事情

[00:01:12] 我离开镇南镖局之时

[00:01:14] 路过武昌府

[00:01:16] 遇上过去我一个好朋友

[00:01:18] 此人提起来大概你也略有耳闻

[00:01:21] 人送绰号金刀峡

[00:01:24] 姓贾

[00:01:24] 叫贾大成

[00:01:27] 过去在我的镖局当过副总标识

[00:01:31] 后来他不干了啊

[00:01:34] 见着他怎么着

[00:01:36] 我们俩人一见面

[00:01:37] 从闲谈之中

[00:01:40] 我得这条消息啊

[00:01:43] 这股大成拿着一份请贴

[00:01:47] 是金灯剑客夏随良

[00:01:50] 和三仙观的三位观主曰

[00:01:54] 请他前去帮兵助阵

[00:01:57] 他呢

[00:01:58] 耐于情面

[00:01:59] 也就答应了

[00:02:01] 他对三仙岛和三仙观的事儿比较了解

[00:02:05] 据他对我说

[00:02:07] 这一次

[00:02:08] 金灯剑客夏遂良

[00:02:11] 要跟上三门

[00:02:12] 开封府是决一死斗

[00:02:16] 他们在三仙观布置下天罗地网

[00:02:21] 遍请武林高手

[00:02:24] 设下层层的埋伏

[00:02:27] 哇

[00:02:27] 下重重绚景啊

[00:02:29] 就等着你们往里头钻呢

[00:02:33] 你说他们拉着架子有多大

[00:02:35] 甚至把81 门总门掌普渡

[00:02:39] 要达到里边

[00:02:42] 只要进了3000贯

[00:02:44] 是有死无活呀

[00:02:47] 当然了

[00:02:48] 这股大城市这么跟我说的

[00:02:51] 我没有什么实际的把握

[00:02:53] 所以见着您呢

[00:02:55] 我没提这茬儿

[00:02:57] 既然说白眉大侠徐良和白芸瑞珍去了

[00:03:02] 岂不是凶多吉少啊

[00:03:07] 如果时间来得及

[00:03:08] 最好派人快把他们找回来

[00:03:11] 那是龙潭虎穴

[00:03:12] 去不得

[00:03:13] 去不得

[00:03:16] 像他这么一说不要紧

[00:03:18] 在场的人谁也吃不下去了

[00:03:21] 怎么办

[00:03:24] 看来金灯剑客夏遂良和三教堂这些人全都落到三星惯了

[00:03:30] 用不着去调查了

[00:03:34] 可是

[00:03:34] 徐良和白桂走了多日

[00:03:37] 现在死活不知啊

[00:03:39] 大家能不着急吗

[00:03:42] 把四爷蒋平急得倒背着双手滴溜溜直转呢后来

[00:03:48] 只好打定主意

[00:03:50] 立刻派人到三仙岛去找徐良和白芸瑞

[00:03:59] 这诙谐童子方宽多臂童子方宝儿在旁边一听

[00:04:04] 有点着急了

[00:04:05] 行吧行吧

[00:04:07] 这一说我老西要歪玩呢

[00:04:10] 还没等给我**磕头呢

[00:04:12] 就交代了

[00:04:13] 你说我们俩倒霉不倒霉耶

[00:04:17] 这么办得了

[00:04:18] 我们小哥俩赶奔三仙岛去找我老西和玉面小达摩、白云瑞来了

[00:04:26] 你们俩算个什么东西

[00:04:29] 就成了名的剑侠到那块儿都凶多吉少

[00:04:32] 何况你们呢

[00:04:34] 小孩子之家多什么嘴

[00:04:37] 房书安站起来

[00:04:38] 哎

[00:04:38] 我老人家

[00:04:39] 你也别这么说

[00:04:40] 小孩办大事儿

[00:04:42] 甘罗12 岁当过宰相没

[00:04:45] 周瑜12 岁带过水军都督没

[00:04:49] 您还别小瞧了他们

[00:04:51] 我说

[00:04:51] 那怎么办得了

[00:04:52] 大家不必着急

[00:04:53] 我老方自报奋勇

[00:04:56] 愿意带这俩孩子赶奔三仙岛

[00:04:59] 你找我干

[00:05:00] 老和玉面

[00:05:02] 小达摩

[00:05:03] 白云瑞

[00:05:06] 蒋四爷一拨楞脑袋

[00:05:08] 我酸钠四两

[00:05:11] 棉花纺一纺

[00:05:13] 没镜子没关系

[00:05:15] 尿泡尿

[00:05:16] 自己照着自己这副模样

[00:05:20] 就你还敢上三仙观找徐良

[00:05:26] 你还要领着俩孩子

[00:05:28] 你说你是不是活腻歪了

[00:05:30] 诶

[00:05:32] 死爷爷

[00:05:34] 这话要是别人说有情可原

[00:05:38] 哥您老嘴里这么说可就不对了

[00:05:41] 那你说

[00:05:43] 我发出

[00:05:43] 哎

[00:05:45] 什么场面没见过

[00:05:48] 大风大浪度过了多少

[00:05:52] 我出什么事儿了

[00:05:54] 哎

[00:05:54] 哪一件事儿你给我办得成

[00:05:58] 郭长达能耐不

[00:06:00] 你们谁抓住了那么多成了名的剑客

[00:06:05] 把他怎么地了

[00:06:08] 到头来还不是叫我姓方的给抓住了

[00:06:13] 孙爷爷

[00:06:15] 您可别拿我当省油灯

[00:06:18] 没事儿

[00:06:19] 我算了一卦

[00:06:20] 我是福将

[00:06:22] 福大命大

[00:06:24] 造化大吉

[00:06:25] 人自有天下

[00:06:28] 到时候我甭管

[00:06:29] 准有人给我帮忙

[00:06:31] 您说是这里

[00:06:33] 而不是这里

[00:06:35] 哎

[00:06:35] 他也别说

[00:06:36] 真是这么回事儿

[00:06:38] 好吧

[00:06:39] 就这样决定

[00:06:42] 你带着俩孩子先到三教堂

[00:06:46] 键的他们老四位先打个招呼

[00:06:50] 让他们赶紧发请贴

[00:06:53] 请高人

[00:06:55] 所有的人要聚会三仙岛

[00:06:59] 攻打三仙观

[00:07:02] 咱们在那儿是不见不散

[00:07:05] 你头脚走

[00:07:06] 马上我们就起身

[00:07:09] 好累

[00:07:09] 咱们一年没变

[00:07:13] 诙谐童子方宽

[00:07:16] 多臂童子方宝乐得倍儿倍儿直蹦

[00:07:19] 哎哟

[00:07:20] 我袭胸啊

[00:07:21] 你真行啊

[00:07:22] 我们小哥俩刚在

[00:07:24] 老西你就领着我们出去闯荡闯荡na

[00:07:29] 不闯荡多的也成不了材呀

[00:07:33] 你们就跟着师兄走

[00:07:36] 管保你们飞黄腾达

[00:07:40] 我就是呢

[00:07:41] 彩凤

[00:07:42] 你们俩就是呢

[00:07:43] 麻雀讲明说

[00:07:46] 别发贫嘴了

[00:07:47] 马上收拾东西起身

[00:07:51] 蒋平

[00:07:53] 带着小七杰小五义怎么处理善后

[00:07:57] 什么时候起身

[00:07:59] 怎么样请人

[00:08:01] 到后文书咱在交代

[00:08:04] 单说房书安和二小起身赶奔三掉它

[00:08:10] 这一路上

[00:08:11] 这房书安呢

[00:08:12] 就刷开坏了

[00:08:13] 可把俩小孩折腾坏了

[00:08:16] 动不动房书安说头迷糊

[00:08:19] 叫俩小孩儿换班儿

[00:08:21] 被他动不动说肚子疼

[00:08:24] 叫俩小孩儿一边儿一个抬着他

[00:08:28] 吃饭的时候他往这儿一坐

[00:08:30] 摆谱

[00:08:30] 俩小还得端到他眼前

[00:08:34] 甚至到了晚上还得给他拿热水烫脚

[00:08:39] 动不动房书安就要挟他们

[00:08:41] 我告诉你啊

[00:08:42] 不听话我告诉你呗

[00:08:44] 老师

[00:08:44] 这事儿可黄了啊

[00:08:46] 我在我干老儿面前一句话

[00:08:48] 你们俩就休想美式人家小孩就怕这事儿暗气暗憋

[00:08:55] 只好服侍这位方大师兄

[00:09:01] 另外最使人可气的这一路上方术

[00:09:04] 哎

[00:09:06] 一文钱也不花全这俩小孩请客

[00:09:11] 还在想

[00:09:12] 还想

[00:09:12] 真行啊

[00:09:14] 这可真应了他那句话了

[00:09:16] 贼吃贼

[00:09:16] 越吃越肥

[00:09:18] 我们在清泉茶楼偷了他二十两银子

[00:09:22] 一算这帐

[00:09:23] 现在反倒搭进去二十两

[00:09:26] 哦

[00:09:26] 还是他合适啊

[00:09:29] 光说俺心里暗笑

[00:09:30] 小兔仔子姜是老的辣

[00:09:35] 想在我身上找便宜

[00:09:36] 没门儿

[00:09:38] 我非得找回来不可

[00:09:41] 他是暗中得意

[00:09:43] 这一天到了三教堂

[00:09:46] 方书安到了里边就吵吵人

[00:09:48] 有人没有

[00:09:49] 戴哥带腿儿的都出来一个

[00:09:51] 云中鹤味道也正好从角门儿在这儿路过哟

[00:09:56] 说完

[00:09:58] 你怎么来了

[00:09:59] 哎呀

[00:09:59] 我当谁爷爷在上

[00:10:01] 小孙有礼

[00:10:03] 过来过来过来给爷爷磕头

[00:10:06] 说完这俩孩子谁我干老徐良新收的徒弟

[00:10:11] 一个叫方宽

[00:10:12] 一个叫方宝儿

[00:10:14] 孩子听说没蓉蓉喝胃真胃

[00:10:17] 倒也堂堂的剑客

[00:10:19] 你们亲师爷磕头

[00:10:21] 俩孩子真听话

[00:10:22] 趴地就磕头

[00:10:25] 为榛也愣

[00:10:26] 叔爱徐良没在家

[00:10:30] 什么时候收俩徒弟

[00:10:31] 哎

[00:10:32] 我替我干老收的

[00:10:34] 您呢

[00:10:34] 就甭问了

[00:10:35] 我的师爷爷大事不好了

[00:10:38] 难道我说去

[00:10:41] 进了屋

[00:10:42] 霹雳狂风

[00:10:43] 水上浮舟

[00:10:44] 诸葛元英震北海

[00:10:46] 恶面昆仑

[00:10:47] 走上官风

[00:10:48] 肩担日月

[00:10:49] 携昆仑陈仓

[00:10:52] 听说开封来人了

[00:10:53] 也来到了

[00:10:55] 大伙儿凑一块儿方砖

[00:10:56] 就把始末缘由地经过讲述一遍

[00:10:59] 老自慰闻听

[00:11:02] 别傻哦

[00:11:05] 这么说

[00:11:05] 夏遂良领着他这些爪牙

[00:11:07] 果真落到三仙岛

[00:11:11] 对

[00:11:12] 岛上有个庙叫三仙观

[00:11:14] 都在那藏着呢

[00:11:18] 哎呀

[00:11:19] 小梁子跟芸瑞走的日子可不短啦

[00:11:23] 但愿这两个人可别出差错

[00:11:25] 谁说不是呢

[00:11:27] 我们家里的人全没这事儿

[00:11:30] 担心我师妹啊

[00:11:32] 我可把话讲清楚了啊

[00:11:34] 我四爷蒋平说的明白

[00:11:37] 求你们四位赶紧发请贴

[00:11:40] 请高人不要上三教堂这儿来了

[00:11:43] 全都赶奔三仙岛

[00:11:46] 同心协力去破三仙观

[00:11:50] 咱们在那儿不见不散

[00:11:52] 交代完了

[00:11:53] 我现在还就起身

[00:11:54] 我得找我干老去

[00:11:59] 房书安就住了一晚上

[00:12:01] 第二天临行之时

[00:12:04] 陈仓就问

[00:12:05] 方老爷

[00:12:07] 你们就这么走了

[00:12:08] 真叫人担心呢

[00:12:09] 还有什么困难没有

[00:12:11] 哎呀

[00:12:12] 要说别的困难倒是没有

[00:12:14] 就是兜里的觉着空

[00:12:15] 你给拿俩钱儿吧

[00:12:18] 用多少

[00:12:19] 你想这一路上能少花得了吗

[00:12:21] 我们仨人三张嘴呢

[00:12:23] 怎么也得对付个三百两二百两的

[00:12:26] 好

[00:12:27] 我现在就准备

[00:12:30] 陈仓给凑了二百五十两银子

[00:12:33] 方川包到包里

[00:12:35] 背在身上

[00:12:36] 等三小离开三教堂

[00:12:38] 起身赶奔三仙岛

[00:12:42] 一路上方宽就问大胸啊

[00:12:48] 你怎么瞪眼说瞎话呢呢

[00:12:50] 我我什么地方说瞎话

[00:12:53] 明明你兜里内银子连一两都没花

[00:12:58] 你怎么说空虚无钱呢

[00:13:00] 哎呀

[00:13:00] 师弟呀

[00:13:02] 你这就是短练

[00:13:06] 呢

[00:13:06] 钱还怕扎手啊

[00:13:08] 种了点儿就比少点儿强

[00:13:10] 另外不怕湿地笑话

[00:13:13] 大师兄今年50 有六了

[00:13:15] 还没有加考呢

[00:13:17] 早晚我不得给你们娶嫂子

[00:13:20] 娶嫂子不得用钱吗

[00:13:23] 离开这玩意儿能行吗

[00:13:25] 我呀

[00:13:26] 就得零打碎敲

[00:13:28] 极少成多

[00:13:30] 哎

[00:13:30] 就得用这种办法多存俩钱儿

[00:13:33] 我心胸你这可够损的

[00:13:36] 我们小哥俩这么清白

[00:13:38] 跟你在一起非他妈学坏了不可

[00:13:42] 孩子

[00:13:43] 你们俩呀

[00:13:44] 别说这话

[00:13:46] 脚正不怕鞋尾

[00:13:48] 你们学我的长处

[00:13:49] 可别学我的短处

[00:13:51] 听没听见

[00:13:52] 往往这种事儿甭问啊

[00:13:54] 心里明白就得好累

[00:13:58] 就这样

[00:13:59] 他们仨人儿一边谈着

[00:14:01] 一边说着

[00:14:02] 一边赶路

[00:14:03] 路上无话

[00:14:05] 这一天坐船漂洋过海就来到三仙岛

[00:14:10] 无巧不成书

[00:14:12] 到了岛上之后

[00:14:13] 他们先到了蓟县村打折村口儿

[00:14:17] 就是那招商店

[00:14:18] 方砖他们就住到这儿

[00:14:21] 一打听

[00:14:22] 掌柜的听说是开封府来的啊

[00:14:26] 我们这儿还住着一个姓白的

[00:14:28] 叫白芸瑞

[00:14:30] 你看店铺子上还登着系呢

[00:14:32] 他说

[00:14:33] 帐还没结

[00:14:35] 去办事儿吗

[00:14:36] 还要回来

[00:14:37] 日日马可把房书安了坏了

[00:14:41] 我说

[00:14:41] 还有个白眼没地看见没有

[00:14:45] 压根儿就没看见

[00:14:47] 就这么一个姓白的一个人

[00:14:50] 嗨

[00:14:50] 后来他收了个叫饭

[00:14:53] 叫山药蛋

[00:14:54] 他们敢跟三星观去办事儿去了

[00:14:57] 哎

[00:14:58] 我三星观在哪

[00:15:00] 三星观可不好找啊

[00:15:02] 我给你画个草图吧

[00:15:04] 掌柜的给画个草图

[00:15:06] 房书安那么草草的吃了口饭

[00:15:09] 率领二小按to

[00:15:13] 就来到落魂桥

[00:15:16] 这一路上什么事也没遇上

[00:15:20] 幸亏白芸瑞和山药蛋在前面的扫清障碍

[00:15:25] 所以房书安他们仨人才得以顺利通过

[00:15:30] 等进了树林了

[00:15:31] 房书安提前都吵吵他俩小孩儿在这儿等着

[00:15:35] 他探出大脑袋仔细听着

[00:15:37] 一边听一边学了

[00:15:41] 正赶上白云瑞、陆小英、山药蛋

[00:15:47] 南海鼻祖陆天林在这儿发生了争吵

[00:15:52] 老三仔细一听是为婚姻大事

[00:15:56] 他心里头暗笑

[00:15:58] 哎呀

[00:15:59] 那小白脸子事儿是多

[00:16:01] 要像我这模样

[00:16:02] 谁也不理我

[00:16:04] 你看我老叔这张脸长得靓

[00:16:07] 起这风波啊

[00:16:09] 怎么办呢

[00:16:10] 后来

[00:16:11] 方砖大脑袋一晃

[00:16:12] 有了主意了

[00:16:14] 他恐怕发生意外

[00:16:16] 这才大喊一声

[00:16:18] 带俩孩子冲出树林

[00:16:21] 这就是以往的经过

[00:16:25] 咱们前文书说了

[00:16:27] 白芸瑞

[00:16:28] 一开始房书安来了

[00:16:30] 内心里的两扇门都开

[00:16:32] 拉住他的手

[00:16:33] 不知道说什么好了

[00:16:36] 房书安一摆手

[00:16:37] 老叔啊

[00:16:39] 您那个新原来在什么地方

[00:16:42] 您还把他放到什么地方

[00:16:45] 这事儿您就交给我好了

[00:16:49] 莫老师

[00:16:50] 您可得听我的啊

[00:16:51] 不行

[00:16:52] 您插嘴

[00:16:53] 我怎么说你怎么听

[00:16:57] 行

[00:16:58] 白瑞知道房山到得多呀

[00:17:00] 老方一点

[00:17:01] 首先把俩孩子叫过来

[00:17:03] 过来过来

[00:17:03] 我先给介绍介绍

[00:17:05] 知道他是谁吗

[00:17:07] 知道啊

[00:17:08] 这就是大名鼎鼎的玉面小达摩

[00:17:11] 白云呆着

[00:17:13] 你俩漱口呢

[00:17:14] 牙酸口臭

[00:17:16] 也敢说我老叔地观念过去

[00:17:18] 给老叔磕头

[00:17:20] 俩孩子啪地就磕头

[00:17:22] 芸瑞不认识

[00:17:24] 这俩孩子谁AT

[00:17:26] 我干老儿

[00:17:27] 徐良新收的俩小宝贝徒弟

[00:17:30] 您瞅这黑脸的

[00:17:31] 长得黑不溜秋的

[00:17:33] 哎

[00:17:33] 这个叫方宽

[00:17:35] 人送绰号诙谐童子

[00:17:37] 这红脸儿

[00:17:38] 这孩子叫多臂童子方宝儿

[00:17:41] 他们是铁掌大侠方姆爷的孙子

[00:17:45] 我现在开封府替我感受的哦

[00:17:50] 孩子起来

[00:17:50] 起来起来

[00:17:52] 这俩孩子起来在旁边垂手站立

[00:17:55] 方书安告诉

[00:17:57] 你们俩不负责保护老叔啊

[00:18:00] 倘若我们老叔有个三长两短

[00:18:03] 我唯你们是问

[00:18:05] 谢啦

[00:18:05] 您放心吧

[00:18:06] 交给我们了

[00:18:08] 房书安一转身

[00:18:10] 来到打仗这地方

[00:18:12] 这是仗也不打了

[00:18:15] 山药蛋看了看

[00:18:18] 你是哪位

[00:18:20] 嗯

[00:18:20] 在下姓房双

[00:18:22] 名书安

[00:18:24] 人送绰号细脖大头鬼

[00:18:27] 我干老儿就是白眉大侠

[00:18:29] 徐良看见后面那个漂亮小伙白芸瑞是我弟亲老叔

[00:18:34] 我是他弟弟大侄儿

[00:18:36] 哈哈哈

[00:18:39] 听说过

[00:18:40] 听说过

[00:18:41] 久闻大名

[00:18:42] 今幸得见

[00:18:44] 你长得还真够难看的呢

[00:18:47] 您甭高抬

[00:18:48] 我说您长的也不算调皮

[00:18:50] 哎

[00:18:51] 咱俩缺驴对破磨

[00:18:53] 碰到一块儿了

[00:18:55] 我老人家

[00:18:57] 模内二位呢

[00:18:59] 是谁你不认得

[00:19:02] 那老头儿就南海派九世传人

[00:19:06] 乾坤颠倒

[00:19:07] 颠倒乾坤叫麓景路天琳呢

[00:19:12] 内饰他孩子叫陆小英

[00:19:16] 都明白了

[00:19:17] 明白了行不行

[00:19:18] 其实我心里有数

[00:19:20] 我再问一遍

[00:19:22] 扎实扎实

[00:19:24] 那么过去说两句话啊

[00:19:26] 您先歇一下

[00:19:28] 哎

[00:19:28] 老爷子您好啊

[00:19:30] 我老婶你好

[00:19:33] 陆小英

[00:19:34] 还没见过这么没脸没过门呢

[00:19:38] 哪来的老婶儿啊

[00:19:39] 嫂在这里坑就红了呀

[00:19:41] 讨厌我

[00:19:44] 刚才我介绍你们二位听见没

[00:19:47] 我是开封府五品带刀御前地笑妹

[00:19:50] 我叫房书安

[00:19:51] 啊

[00:19:52] 别的零碎儿我就不说了

[00:19:54] 我说你们为什么发生争吵

[00:19:57] 哎

[00:19:58] 不就是为那个婚姻地事情

[00:20:01] 我这一来

[00:20:03] 算逆天云彩散了

[00:20:07] 这事儿成了

[00:20:10] 所以我才叫老沈

[00:20:11] 老沈

[00:20:12] 我给您道喜了

[00:20:14] 我什么时候喝你跟我老叔弟媳九陆小英呢

[00:20:20] 虽然说心地良善

[00:20:23] 口快心直

[00:20:25] 从来没遇上过房书安这样的蘑菇头

[00:20:28] 这玩意当着这么多人

[00:20:30] 老沈常老婶儿短

[00:20:31] 一提这事儿

[00:20:32] 也有点儿羞臊

[00:20:35] 这

[00:20:36] 这这

[00:20:37] 哎呀

[00:20:38] 我的老婶儿

[00:20:39] 你怎么啦

[00:20:41] 咱娘俩有缘呢

[00:20:43] 可我早不来晚不来

[00:20:45] 单赶这个时候来

[00:20:46] 你说有缘没

[00:20:48] 您能当面向我老叔求亲

[00:20:51] 您跟我还有什么不能说的呢

[00:20:54] 刚才我喊那嗓子你听见没

[00:20:57] 没人到了

[00:20:59] 我是没人呢

[00:21:01] 你们这件事儿成与不成全在我身上说

[00:21:05] 老爷子

[00:21:06] 您说对不对

[00:21:09] 陆天林看看陆小英

[00:21:12] 丫头

[00:21:13] 事已至此

[00:21:16] 你还有什么可怕的

[00:21:19] 你还有抹不开的事儿吗

[00:21:21] 有什么话你就跟方老爷说吧

[00:21:25] 是

[00:21:27] 放老爷

[00:21:30] 我跟白芸瑞虽然初次相识

[00:21:35] 但是我发现他是个英雄

[00:21:38] 我非常喜爱他

[00:21:40] 我暗地之中已经以身相许

[00:21:45] 不达到这个目的我是决不罢休啊

[00:21:49] 可是白将军再三推测

[00:21:52] 故此我们才发生了芥豆啊

[00:21:55] 这我知道不

[00:21:57] 老头儿

[00:21:58] 你是不是就一心一意啊

[00:22:00] 分下给我老叔不可

[00:22:03] 那是自然

[00:22:04] 婚姻大事

[00:22:05] 焉有儿戏之理

[00:22:07] 妥了妥了

[00:22:09] 你就是我老婶儿了

[00:22:11] 这事儿交给我身上

[00:22:14] 我老叔不答应

[00:22:16] 我也不答应他

[00:22:18] 这个你放心

[00:22:19] 我在我老叔面前说一半儿

[00:22:22] 我给他当半拉架

[00:22:24] 这事儿我就给定下来

[00:22:26] 要方言

[00:22:28] 白玉瑞可跟我说过

[00:22:30] 他已经有了妻室

[00:22:32] 叫什么草上红姑盖飞侠

[00:22:37] 这件事儿怎么办

[00:22:38] 哎呀

[00:22:39] 那算什么好汉娶三妻

[00:22:43] 就冲我老叔这小模样多娶几个媳妇儿算什么呢

[00:22:47] 一个羊也赶着

[00:22:49] 俩羊也放着