《《混世魔王程咬金》第36回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 徐茂公带领英雄会攻打瓦岗山

[00:00:05] 瓦刚山的大债主叫翟让

[00:00:09] 外号人称小霸王

[00:00:13] 这个人呐

[00:00:14] 有勇有谋

[00:00:16] 能攻善守

[00:00:18] 把瓦岗山治理得井井有条

[00:00:22] 山上的老百姓在这儿丰衣足食

[00:00:27] 这座瓦刚山

[00:00:28] 固若磐石

[00:00:31] 今天喽

[00:00:32] 兵来报

[00:00:33] 说英雄会人工山来了

[00:00:37] 谁让勃然大怒

[00:00:40] 吩咐来人

[00:00:41] 抬枪备马

[00:00:42] 我到山下一站

[00:00:45] 在旁边

[00:00:46] 京东一个人谁呀

[00:00:48] 这人叫董平大哥写吧

[00:00:52] 我听说英雄会这帮人挺厉害呀

[00:00:57] 前者他们接皇杠反山东走马取金的

[00:01:03] 谁不知道金迪观花加二弟兄的厉害都丧在他们手

[00:01:08] 码段因刘四员偏将

[00:01:11] 号称六把大刀手巾的都受不住

[00:01:15] 你若下山一战吃了

[00:01:16] 亏咱这瓦刚山可就完了

[00:01:20] 翟让听了也犹豫

[00:01:23] 学历啊

[00:01:24] 一你说咱们怎么办

[00:01:26] 不能等着让人家打呀

[00:01:29] 大哥

[00:01:31] 咱哥几个到山口看看

[00:01:33] 再布置些滚木擂石灰瓶炮慈命喽兵守住围墙和各个山口

[00:01:41] 他们就是有强兵猛将也难攻下瓦刚山

[00:01:46] 这就以逸待劳

[00:01:48] 冯强制胜

[00:01:51] 大哥

[00:01:51] 你看如何

[00:01:54] 粘上听了点点头咯

[00:01:56] 五个起身来到了山口

[00:01:59] 往山下一看

[00:02:02] 吃了一惊啊

[00:02:03] 之间英雄会的军卒正在安营扎寨

[00:02:08] 只见条战壕啦

[00:02:11] 鹿角内按五行外

[00:02:14] 按八卦

[00:02:15] 井井有条续

[00:02:18] 这可不是一般路人干的活儿

[00:02:22] 这是有明白人熟读兵书战策的人

[00:02:27] 在这执掌兵权

[00:02:31] 谁让不是绿林的贼

[00:02:34] 他是南城的大将

[00:02:37] Show 南陈陈后主的信宠

[00:02:41] 才叫他带好几万人建瓦刚山

[00:02:45] 他对领兵带队都熟悉

[00:02:50] 摘让下英雄会深得民心

[00:02:53] 看山下的阵势

[00:02:55] 好几万人

[00:02:57] 哎呀

[00:02:58] 这不是一般的响马

[00:03:01] 翟让传令教喽兵

[00:03:04] 在高高的寨墙后边埋伏

[00:03:07] 弓箭手在山道上堆放滚木擂石火炮灰屏

[00:03:12] 以防英雄会钳工瓦刚山

[00:03:17] 不出站了

[00:03:19] 再说英雄会

[00:03:21] 安全的大营

[00:03:22] 围住瓦冈山

[00:03:24] 薛冰三日

[00:03:28] 徐茂功升坐大帐中为弟兄

[00:03:32] 咱们到这三天劳乏已过

[00:03:34] 马上亮对和翟让

[00:03:35] 借以高低波瓦

[00:03:36] 刚山夺过来

[00:03:37] 我们好有立足之地

[00:03:40] 布置完毕

[00:03:41] 徐茂功、秦琼等人带3000人马来到东山口

[00:03:45] 列开阵势向山上跑调镇

[00:03:49] 骂了半天不见有人下山

[00:03:52] 只好收兵回营

[00:03:53] 第二天还截查

[00:03:55] 觉镇一连骂了好几天不见

[00:03:57] 山上一兵一将下山

[00:04:00] 这一来大营里议论纷纷

[00:04:04] 秦琼说

[00:04:04] 三力啊

[00:04:05] 你看咱们叫了好几天镇人家就是不下山

[00:04:10] 这如何是好

[00:04:12] 徐茂公沉吟半晌

[00:04:15] 二哥看来

[00:04:16] 翟让知道咱们兵强将勇怕下山吃亏

[00:04:21] 不敢下山涧镇

[00:04:23] 咱们已经来了多日了

[00:04:25] 粮草消耗不少

[00:04:27] 绝不能这么耗着

[00:04:29] 得赶紧弓删

[00:04:31] 不然隋兵来到我们腹背受敌

[00:04:34] 可就麻烦了

[00:04:36] 于是吊起5000人全日步兵长枪短刀

[00:04:41] 首相瓦刚山进攻

[00:04:44] 当将逝者在后

[00:04:46] 边儿都对杀呀

[00:04:48] 这些兵们工的挺快

[00:04:51] 不大会儿就跑到了半山腰

[00:04:54] 山上还是没有动静

[00:04:57] 秦琼徐茂公可犯了嘀咕

[00:05:01] 难道翟让弃商而逃吗

[00:05:04] 就在这一阵

[00:05:06] 就听山上一阵梆子响

[00:05:11] 帮声响过

[00:05:13] 从哪围墙的见孔搜搜

[00:05:18] 见色飞蝗

[00:05:20] 又如雨点一样射往山下紧跟着山上

[00:05:24] 扔下滚木擂石灰瓶

[00:05:26] 炮子公山的兵丁

[00:05:29] 既没有拿房间盾牌

[00:05:31] 又没有思想准备

[00:05:34] 就这一阵乱箭和滚木啊

[00:05:38] 死伤五鼠

[00:05:40] 伤亡惨重

[00:05:42] 哭天喊地5000人

[00:05:44] 只剩下一半儿叫喊着哇

[00:05:48] 退下来

[00:05:50] 许诺工业级了

[00:05:52] 重整队伍有二次公山

[00:05:56] 秦琼可着急了

[00:05:58] 他一看死伤过半

[00:05:59] 忙说3D

[00:06:02] 赶紧鸣金收兵

[00:06:04] 徐茂公一脸的不高兴

[00:06:06] 二哥

[00:06:07] 怎么不供了呢

[00:06:08] 要打就打到底

[00:06:10] 要不然就不打a

[00:06:14] 兄弟啊

[00:06:15] 你看我这5000人死了这么多人

[00:06:18] 你不心疼吗

[00:06:19] 啊不能打了

[00:06:22] 二哥俗话说

[00:06:24] 养兵千日用兵一时

[00:06:26] 用着他们了

[00:06:27] 怎么能V 投币键呢

[00:06:29] 秦琼说

[00:06:30] 3D 啊

[00:06:31] 当兵地不该为刀笔剑

[00:06:34] 也不能做无辜的伤亡啊

[00:06:37] 我们这些兵可不像随军都是抓来的

[00:06:42] 而是自愿到英雄

[00:06:44] 会来事穷苦百姓

[00:06:46] 为的是推翻杨广

[00:06:48] 怎么能死在

[00:06:50] 绿林英雄手呢3D 快达罗

[00:06:55] 徐茂公无奈

[00:06:57] 反腐明晋公山的军

[00:07:00] 卒听了心说

[00:07:01] 这可是救命罗呀

[00:07:03] 呼啦一下子拖腔拉刀往下撤

[00:07:08] 瓦缸寨的楼顶

[00:07:09] 一看把身子

[00:07:11] 探出墙的豁口

[00:07:13] 冲着山下跑a 跑咯

[00:07:15] 我们赢喽

[00:07:17] 徐茂公垂头丧气

[00:07:19] 领众人回了大营

[00:07:21] 回到中军大帐

[00:07:23] 大伙儿落座谈论公山的事儿

[00:07:26] 程咬金不高兴

[00:07:28] 徐三啊

[00:07:29] 在金鸡冠的时候

[00:07:30] 你夸下海口

[00:07:32] 说什么拿下瓦

[00:07:33] 冈山不费吹灰之力唾手可得

[00:07:36] 你怎么没拿下来呢

[00:07:38] 别说不费吹灰之力啊

[00:07:41] 伤了这么多兵将你还没得过来呢

[00:07:45] 今后啊

[00:07:45] 你就别跟我吹了

[00:07:48] 徐茂公的脸

[00:07:49] 挂不住灯就红了

[00:07:51] 哎

[00:07:52] 程咬金

[00:07:53] 你别嘲笑我

[00:07:55] 你三哥再说句大话

[00:07:57] 这不是公布开瓦刚山吗

[00:08:00] 我去说服翟让

[00:08:02] 让他把山寨拱手相让

[00:08:05] 你信不信

[00:08:06] 对对对许三瑞

[00:08:09] 你也不怕风大闪了舌头打都打不下来

[00:08:14] 人家还能拱手相让

[00:08:15] 啊啊啊

[00:08:17] 哈哈哈我不信

[00:08:19] 徐茂公再也不理他了

[00:08:21] 冲着外边喊

[00:08:22] 赶紧军兵进来

[00:08:25] 徐守岭有什么吩咐

[00:08:27] 给我备马

[00:08:28] 我这就上瓦岗山

[00:08:30] 这军兵转身出去被马秦琼急忙拦住3D 啊

[00:08:36] 你不能去

[00:08:37] 白天咱们公山打了一天

[00:08:39] 这会儿去了凶多吉少

[00:08:42] 你呀

[00:08:43] 再想想

[00:08:45] 徐茂公没动

[00:08:48] 程咬金放话了

[00:08:50] 哎哎

[00:08:51] 刚才咱俩可说笑啊

[00:08:54] 我说你别去

[00:08:55] 三哥你现在一句准叫人给宰了

[00:09:00] 徐茂公说冲

[00:09:01] 你说这话我非去不可

[00:09:04] 谁也不许抢我

[00:09:05] 我走了

[00:09:06] 疼疼疼

[00:09:07] 他出来了

[00:09:08] 单说徐茂公

[00:09:10] 跨上马奔瓦刚山来到山口

[00:09:13] 李远军卒又喊

[00:09:14] 站住

[00:09:15] 再往前走

[00:09:16] 开工房间啦

[00:09:18] 徐茂公带着马冲着喽兵打一吉首

[00:09:23] 无良天尊

[00:09:24] 各位辛苦

[00:09:25] 我是英雄会的首领

[00:09:27] 我叫徐茂公请

[00:09:29] 你们转告翟让就说我来求见

[00:09:35] 你等着

[00:09:36] 我们报告一声

[00:09:38] 老兵让人看住了徐茂公

[00:09:40] 他自己亲自到翟让府衙报告

[00:09:45] 这阵宅让领着众人正谈论白天的事儿

[00:09:49] 军兵一说

[00:09:51] 翟让众人大吃一惊什么

[00:09:55] 打了一天仗

[00:09:58] 又来求见这个徐茂公

[00:10:01] 他要干什么

[00:10:03] 有些说不见

[00:10:06] 怕人耻笑

[00:10:07] 胆儿太小了

[00:10:09] 咱们见不见呢

[00:10:11] 无技术哥哥

[00:10:13] 咱们还是见的好

[00:10:15] 咱们看看

[00:10:16] 他安的什么心

[00:10:18] 探探他们的虚实完了

[00:10:21] 再研究怎么办吧

[00:10:23] 好把徐茂公街道山寨

[00:10:27] 就这样

[00:10:28] 有人领徐茂公来到山上

[00:10:30] 进了寨门寨门

[00:10:32] 吱呀呀呀关上

[00:10:35] 徐茂公回头看看这寨门

[00:10:37] 心想说好了我能出去

[00:10:40] 说不好

[00:10:41] 我得死在这

[00:10:43] 她往两旁看看

[00:10:45] 只见高大的寨墙后

[00:10:47] 边儿无数的弓箭手半山腰

[00:10:50] 堆积如山的古墓

[00:10:52] 累时火药灰屏心说

[00:10:54] 怪不得我们军卒攻上山呢

[00:10:57] 原来这里是一夫当关

[00:10:59] 万夫莫开

[00:11:03] 当她们来到山顶

[00:11:05] 这块儿是一马平川

[00:11:07] 有座城池出现

[00:11:09] 眼前四门

[00:11:10] 四关城门上有箭楼和城池无疑

[00:11:16] 娄冰领着徐茂公进了城里边

[00:11:19] 三街六市啊

[00:11:21] 人来人往

[00:11:22] 你看外边儿打了一天

[00:11:24] 那里边啊

[00:11:25] 什么事儿没有

[00:11:26] 他们来到总兵衙门

[00:11:29] 娄兵进礼拜有信儿

[00:11:30] 时间不大

[00:11:31] 翟让领着董平

[00:11:33] 薛永无记张签迎了出来

[00:11:38] 翟让一看

[00:11:39] 徐茂公八尺

[00:11:41] 身材细腰

[00:11:42] 乍臂头戴九梁道冠

[00:11:44] 身穿八卦嫌疑

[00:11:47] 腰系丝绦

[00:11:48] 足蹬牛皮造鞋往脸上看

[00:11:51] 面如冠玉

[00:11:52] 鼻直口阔大耳有轮棵下三礼物

[00:11:57] 漠然

[00:11:59] 好一表人才啊

[00:12:01] 我以为响马都是青面獠牙之辈

[00:12:05] 却不知是这等文雅风流

[00:12:09] 请问

[00:12:10] 您就是徐首领吗

[00:12:12] 翟让有礼了

[00:12:15] 哎呀

[00:12:16] 翟将军久闻阁下大名

[00:12:20] 只恨无缘相见

[00:12:22] 今日频道到山寨

[00:12:25] 给你添麻烦了

[00:12:27] 不要客气

[00:12:28] 里边儿请

[00:12:30] 让这楼大厅分宾主落座

[00:12:33] 从人献上茶来

[00:12:35] 茶罢搁盏

[00:12:37] 这样说

[00:12:39] 我以为啊

[00:12:40] 徐首领是绿林强盗

[00:12:44] 没想到你是一位遁入空门之人

[00:12:48] 你即使出家人跳出三界外

[00:12:51] 不在五行中

[00:12:52] 不知为何扯旗造反

[00:12:55] 胎瓷杀戒

[00:12:58] 徐浩空叹了口气

[00:13:00] 翟将军剑问徐某

[00:13:03] 惭愧啊

[00:13:05] 我姓徐

[00:13:06] 名籍字懋功

[00:13:08] 祖籍河南

[00:13:09] 人称南阳秀

[00:13:11] 是出家在山西潞州天堂县

[00:13:14] 昏君杨广篡位

[00:13:16] 害得天下百姓

[00:13:17] 民不聊生徐某系入空门

[00:13:21] 出家人以慈悲为本

[00:13:23] 看见百姓惨遭涂炭居心

[00:13:26] 不忍有心救百姓出水火

[00:13:29] 推倒杨广

[00:13:30] 寻找有德之人治理山河

[00:13:35] 徐茂公这嘴比我的嘴还灵呢

[00:13:38] 说得清清楚楚

[00:13:40] 明明白白

[00:13:41] 翟让等人

[00:13:43] 新竹佩服

[00:13:44] 暗暗点头

[00:13:46] 徐茂公接着说

[00:13:48] 为此我们系聚天下英雄

[00:13:52] 在山东劫皇杠曲金迪三挡

[00:13:56] 杨林九战

[00:13:57] 魏文通来到瓦岗山

[00:14:00] 鱼和将军共图大业

[00:14:03] 推倒昏君

[00:14:05] 以救百姓出水火

[00:14:08] 翟长听了心想

[00:14:09] 这牛鼻子还真会说话

[00:14:11] 白天打了一天

[00:14:13] 愣说要和我共图大业

[00:14:15] 其反昏君于是笑了笑

[00:14:19] 徐手里

[00:14:22] 翟毛一生洗英雄

[00:14:25] 爱豪杰

[00:14:27] 你们的大旗上写的英雄会你又说聚天下英雄

[00:14:33] 不知贵会有何等英雄

[00:14:37] 我愿闻其详说

[00:14:39] 这话是瞧不起

[00:14:41] 哎

[00:14:41] 你们有什么能人呢

[00:14:43] 徐茂公说

[00:14:45] 翟将军要问

[00:14:46] 那我就随便说几位

[00:14:50] 你看可够英雄

[00:14:52] 我会里有碱打山东六府马踏黄河

[00:14:57] 两岸交友似孟尝孝母赛专诸的山东好汉

[00:15:03] 秦琼秦蜀有神斧将劫皇杠的程咬金尤俊达大刀

[00:15:10] 王君可小灵官善雄信

[00:15:13] 翟将军

[00:15:14] 你可知秦琼和程咬金的先人是谁

[00:15:19] 摘让晃晃脑袋

[00:15:23] 徐茂公说

[00:15:24] 秦琼的祖父乃是南陈的太宰秦旭、秦东明

[00:15:29] 他的父亲是马鸣关总管

[00:15:33] 秦怡程咬金的父亲乃是长春观总管

[00:15:38] 承泽辰呢

[00:15:40] 翟将军

[00:15:42] 当年你在南

[00:15:43] 陈为将可知道我说这几个人

[00:15:47] 噢

[00:15:49] 翟让文婷站了起来

[00:15:52] 徐首领亲太在

[00:15:55] 程总

[00:15:56] 镇之后是你会之人

[00:15:59] 徐茂公点头

[00:16:01] 这些事情

[00:16:02] 徐毛怎么能够胡说呢

[00:16:05] 接着

[00:16:05] 他把程咬金劫皇杠秦琼染面闹登州返山东的事儿说了一遍

[00:16:12] 把个翟让等人听得是目瞪口呆

[00:16:17] 贾将军

[00:16:18] 我英雄会人来到这儿没有别的意思

[00:16:22] 就是贺将军兵和一处将打一家共反昏君

[00:16:27] 你别看

[00:16:27] 白天打了一天仗

[00:16:29] 有道是不打不成交

[00:16:31] 越打越亲热望将军三思

[00:16:38] 翟让听了这番话

[00:16:40] 真有点儿为难拒绝吧

[00:16:43] 嘿

[00:16:44] 他们号称英雄汇绿林的总瓢bug

[00:16:48] 善雄信也在这里得罪她就等于得罪天下所有绿林人

[00:16:56] 也会叫人耻笑啊

[00:16:58] 接他们上山

[00:17:00] 没那回事儿

[00:17:02] 我惨淡经营的瓦缸寨

[00:17:04] 就让他们啦

[00:17:06] 那也太便宜了

[00:17:08] 你别看你徐茂功能说

[00:17:10] 在瓦刚山

[00:17:12] 你过不去

[00:17:14] 哎

[00:17:15] 徐少林

[00:17:16] 你刚才说了英雄会的几位英雄所作所为

[00:17:20] 翟某佩服的五体投地

[00:17:24] 也愿意和桂慧兵和一处将打一家共图反隋大业

[00:17:32] 怎奈瓦冈山弹丸之地

[00:17:36] 容不下这许多人马呀

[00:17:38] 如果贵会缺粮少草

[00:17:42] 翟让愿拿出来支援英雄会的反隋大业

[00:17:48] 请贵会

[00:17:49] 别寻吉地以图大业

[00:17:54] 再说了

[00:17:55] 瓦刚山都是子弟兵

[00:17:57] 号以武会友

[00:17:59] 前者有很多绿林人想占瓦刚山

[00:18:04] 不下工

[00:18:05] 山上不来

[00:18:06] 马上打不了

[00:18:08] 我宅帐都转到而去

[00:18:11] 如今贵会非要兵和一处将达一家

[00:18:16] 那就请徐首领下山挑选贵会出色的英雄和马上一站

[00:18:24] 如果把我打下马

[00:18:27] 我情愿让出瓦刚山

[00:18:29] 共同反隋

[00:18:32] 那意思说

[00:18:34] 我没有本事被他们打败了

[00:18:36] 那没办法

[00:18:37] 你要把我杀了呢

[00:18:38] 瓦刚山归你可是如果你们受不了我

[00:18:43] 请贵会拔营起寨

[00:18:45] 另奔他处

[00:18:47] 不知徐首领一家如何

[00:18:52] 徐茂公闻听心说

[00:18:55] 翟让啊

[00:18:56] 你可是自己网格套自己钻呢

[00:18:59] 你别以为你自己武艺高强

[00:19:02] 天下无双

[00:19:03] 你错了

[00:19:05] 冲你这一说

[00:19:07] 瓦刚山得过来了

[00:19:10] 想到这儿忙说

[00:19:12] 翟将军

[00:19:12] 吻你之言

[00:19:13] 真乃豪杰

[00:19:14] 也可是我想马上一战

[00:19:18] 兵刃交锋

[00:19:19] 怕有伤亡啊

[00:19:21] 能不能啊

[00:19:23] 咱们点到为止

[00:19:24] 落马就为输呢

[00:19:28] 好哇

[00:19:29] 徐州091 离君子一言

[00:19:33] 驷马难追来呀

[00:19:37] 将军有何吩咐

[00:19:38] 备下酒宴款待

[00:19:40] 徐朝玲是

[00:19:43] 闲言少叙徐茂公

[00:19:45] 吃喝完毕

[00:19:46] 约好明天山下一站

[00:19:49] 有喽罗兵送他下山

[00:19:53] 他是走了

[00:19:54] 在山上连吃带喝的

[00:19:56] 山下秦琼、魏征、程咬金等人都跟着着急啊

[00:20:02] 生怕他回不来

[00:20:04] 你这个老程跟徐茂公拌嘴

[00:20:06] 其实哥俩交情最好

[00:20:08] 这是军兵报徐首领回来了

[00:20:12] 大家高兴

[00:20:14] 一起出营迎接

[00:20:16] 啊呀

[00:20:17] 你可回来了

[00:20:18] 辛苦了

[00:20:19] 辛苦啦

[00:20:20] 众星捧月

[00:20:21] 一般把徐茂公迎进大营

[00:20:24] 徐茂公心里琢磨

[00:20:27] 明天和翟让交战

[00:20:30] 谁去能打赢呢

[00:20:34] 谁能上去就能把翟让打下马呢

[00:20:39] 善雄信不行善

[00:20:42] 雄信是猛将

[00:20:43] 翟让也力大无穷啊

[00:20:46] 秦琼也不合适

[00:20:50] 秦琼的外号交友似孟尝

[00:20:53] 我们德瓦刚山呢

[00:20:55] 这也是捡便宜人家经营的山寨

[00:20:59] 咱们来了

[00:21:01] 愣要挤进去

[00:21:03] 还得叫人家心服口服

[00:21:05] 还得顺气儿不容易

[00:21:08] 那么谁行呢

[00:21:11] 程咬金

[00:21:12] 你在看程咬金呢

[00:21:14] 大字不认识几个

[00:21:16] 能耐就那两下子

[00:21:19] 他可有个猛劲儿

[00:21:21] 但他挺近

[00:21:22] 她不能去呀

[00:21:24] 我怎么能叫他去呢

[00:21:27] 我何不这么这么这么说

[00:21:29] 思思想想来得到保障

[00:21:33] 众人落座

[00:21:35] 秦叔宝就问

[00:21:37] 到山上怎么个情况

[00:21:39] 徐茂公大概的说了一遍

[00:21:41] 最后说

[00:21:43] 呃

[00:21:44] 咱让请我吃酒

[00:21:46] 在酒席钱呢

[00:21:47] 他问我英雄会

[00:21:51] 进入什么样的英雄

[00:21:53] 我说英雄会的

[00:21:54] 英雄分四等

[00:21:57] 程咬金嘴欠他钱打叉了啊

[00:22:00] 三哥都分哪四等啊

[00:22:02] 我说啊

[00:22:03] 英雄会的人呢

[00:22:04] 分特等头等

[00:22:06] 二等三等

[00:22:08] 翟让说徐州零

[00:22:09] 你先说说这三等的都是谁

[00:22:13] 我说英雄会里有一位英雄

[00:22:16] 此人姓王

[00:22:17] 名伯党

[00:22:18] 人称勇三郎

[00:22:19] 胯下马掌中素英抢

[00:22:21] 英勇善战他后三等

[00:22:25] 翟让说

[00:22:25] 嗯

[00:22:26] 听说过这个人够英雄

[00:22:28] 那儿整啊

[00:22:29] 我说二整啊

[00:22:30] 姓甚名通字雄信华下马掌中一条钉钉狼牙槊无人敢敌

[00:22:37] 詹嚷说

[00:22:38] 嗯

[00:22:38] 此人名声如雷贯耳

[00:22:40] 真乃英雄也

[00:22:42] 程咬金一听三等二等没有他

[00:22:45] 他着急了

[00:22:46] 哎

[00:22:47] 三哥这三等英雄

[00:22:49] 二等英雄里都说了没有我

[00:22:51] 那你把我割稻机等了呢

[00:22:54] 斯蒂啊唱戏都是大人物呀

[00:22:58] 咒我得把你搁到最高的地方

[00:23:02] 三哥我就那几下子你也别把我捧得太高了

[00:23:07] 你啊

[00:23:07] 就把我搁到头等就行了

[00:23:10] 哎

[00:23:12] 你哪能放在头等呢

[00:23:14] 北方特等啊

[00:23:17] 徐茂公定系演出一段程咬金三斧自定瓦缸