《坐茶监》歌词

[00:00:00] 坐茶监 - 郑君绵/邓寄尘
[00:00:00] 词:佚名
[00:00:00] 曲:Y. Caesar
[00:00:13] 郑:
[00:00:17] Hello邓 Good Morning 亚生
[00:00:19] 邓:
[00:00:20] 喂老郑 吃早餐你请
[00:00:23] 郑:
[00:00:24] 无研究同你去华厦茶厅
[00:00:28] 邓:
[00:00:29] 个度有乜野好呀
[00:00:30] 郑:
[00:00:30] 等我教你啦
[00:00:31] 郑:
[00:00:31] 呢处啡最好 靓点心靓饼
[00:00:35] 邓:
[00:00:36] 粉面靓食西餐重靓
[00:00:39] 郑:
[00:00:40] 饮咖啡吃多士最好搽Jam
[00:00:45] 邓:
[00:00:45] 搽Jam 系
[00:00:46] 邓:
[00:00:48] 喂老郑 我憎死吃饼
[00:00:51] 郑:
[00:00:51] 贪吃鬼你偏偏抝颈 好啦
[00:00:55] 你随便你即管叫喇不惊
[00:01:00] 郑:
[00:01:01] 我大把钱 即管食啦
[00:01:02] 邓:
[00:01:03] 好 伙记 烧鸡半只蟹两件
[00:01:07] VO拔兰地沟梳打
[00:01:11] 蟹黄面牛柳要脾下骨炳
[00:01:15] 邓:
[00:01:16] 喂伙记照单拈嚟
[00:01:18] 哦 好呀 阿生
[00:01:20] 郑:
[00:01:21] 个只野咁识食吓
[00:01:23] 好 捻化他至得
[00:01:25] 邓:
[00:01:26] 喂 老郑呀 你走开去做乜野呀
[00:01:28] 拎左餐嚟啦噃 埋手喇噃
[00:01:31] 我唔拘先 啦吓
[00:01:33] 郑:
[00:01:33] 哎吔 哎吔
[00:01:34] 邓:
[00:01:34] 吓 做乜野呀 胃痛呀 胃痛呀
[00:01:36] 郑:
[00:01:36] 唔是胃痛呀 哎吔 弊啦
[00:01:39] 我肚痛呀 哎吔
[00:01:41] 我个肚作反添
[00:01:43] 你等我一阵
[00:01:44] 我去一去洗手间
[00:01:46] 我就番来架啦 就番来啦
[00:01:48] 邓:
[00:01:49] 好 你有你去到够
[00:01:51] 哈哈 我有我吃到够
[00:01:54] 邓生 郑生请你听电话
[00:01:56] 邓:
[00:01:57] 哦 乜话 郑生叫我听电话
[00:01:59] 哎吔 弊 呢趟领野啦
[00:02:01] 哎吔 死啦 喂喂
[00:02:03] 邓:
[00:02:04] Hello郑不见你我惊
[00:02:07] 郑:
[00:02:07] 喂老邓你今番碰钉呢
[00:02:11] 邓:
[00:02:12] 你无谓离去了华厦茶厅
[00:02:16] 邓:
[00:02:17] 唔好咁捻我丫吓
[00:02:19] 郑:
[00:02:19] 我请咖啡
[00:02:21] 你贪心食餐 餐是靓
[00:02:24] 吃监餐重靓
[00:02:27] 由你惊我松顶阔佬唔听
[00:02:32] 郑:
[00:02:32] 老邓 唔够再叫 唔饱再食
[00:02:35] 邓:
[00:02:35] 喂老郑你不应靠捻
[00:02:38] 郑:
[00:02:38] 抵你死你应该碰钉
[00:02:42] 我计奇妙
[00:02:44] 不怕你平日造人精
[00:02:47] 郑:
[00:02:47] 拜拜
[00:02:48] 邓:
[00:02:48] 喂 收线啦哎吔
[00:02:49] 郑:
[00:02:50] 整铺我叹确无命
[00:02:54] 一身蚁眼泪运成
[00:02:58] 蟹笼密成只蟹钳住装正
[00:03:02] 郑:
[00:03:02] 哎吔 无法
[00:03:03] 鬼叫自己贪心
[00:03:05] 唯有洗干净个八月十五 唉
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