《龙虎风云会第205回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接上文

[00:00:02] 咱们说了

[00:00:04] 老剑客万年古佛露了面

[00:00:10] 在这一套书当中

[00:00:12] 咱们只输过他几次

[00:00:15] 那还是白眉大侠

[00:00:17] 还不是龙虎风云会

[00:00:20] 为什么

[00:00:22] 这大和尚很少露面

[00:00:25] 出家人吗

[00:00:27] 不问世事

[00:00:30] 但这次没什么露面了

[00:00:32] 喂

[00:00:32] 宝贝徒弟

[00:00:33] 王源

[00:00:34] 前些时

[00:00:36] 他刚听说王源出了事儿

[00:00:39] 当师傅的能不着急吗

[00:00:43] 尤其王源的身世

[00:00:46] 跟一般人很不一样

[00:00:49] 咱们在白眉大侠当中曾经做过介绍

[00:00:53] 王源呢

[00:00:54] 是黑猩猩养的

[00:00:57] 哎呀

[00:00:58] 身世凄惨

[00:01:00] 因此

[00:01:01] 万年古佛动了恻隐之心

[00:01:04] 把它将养成人传授他全部D 5 E

[00:01:08] 爱如珍宝

[00:01:10] 王源要出点儿事儿

[00:01:12] 老和尚得后悔一辈子

[00:01:14] 死不瞑目

[00:01:17] 所以千里迢迢赶到中原

[00:01:20] 好不容易来到连云山通天河

[00:01:25] 你看

[00:01:25] 这大和尚虽然不露面

[00:01:28] 名声可不小

[00:01:31] 练武的当中要提起万年古佛呢

[00:01:34] 无人不知

[00:01:35] 无人不晓

[00:01:38] 今天大和尚被逼的没招了

[00:01:41] 还得练手绝活

[00:01:44] 要不硅业不放人

[00:01:48] 因此和上提出来

[00:01:50] 我要喝点水

[00:01:53] 喝完水

[00:01:54] 我再练个D 君

[00:01:57] 就在厂的人都不明白什么决议

[00:02:02] 包括金灯剑客夏随良在内也疑惑不解

[00:02:08] 就这样让道士

[00:02:11] 到山间准备了三大桶水

[00:02:16] 那时候都是木桶啊

[00:02:18] 挑那大号儿的

[00:02:21] 这一桶水

[00:02:22] 少说也得有60 斤

[00:02:26] 这三桶水提到比武台上

[00:02:30] 夏学良一看

[00:02:31] 一切就绪啦

[00:02:32] 问万年古佛

[00:02:36] 圣桑还需要什么吗

[00:02:38] 不需要啦

[00:02:40] 这就够了

[00:02:43] 哎呀

[00:02:43] 多年不练

[00:02:45] 不定练好练不好

[00:02:47] 也许当众出丑

[00:02:51] 真要闹出笑话来

[00:02:54] 那人我也就不要啦啊

[00:02:58] 这就叫时也运也运也

[00:03:04] 说着

[00:03:05] 万联古佛迈大步噔噔噔上了比武台

[00:03:12] 咱们说了

[00:03:14] 几万人在这观看

[00:03:17] 男的女的

[00:03:18] 老的少的

[00:03:19] 什么样的人都有啊

[00:03:22] 人们注目往台上一看

[00:03:28] 全校了

[00:03:30] 笑什么

[00:03:32] 这万年古佛d GE 也太大点

[00:03:36] 平顶身高没有一丈二尺五也差不多少

[00:03:43] 高人一头乍人1 B

[00:03:45] 是膀大腰圆

[00:03:47] 贴大脸蛋子都嘟噜着

[00:03:50] 三层下巴壳

[00:03:52] 脑袋是锃明刷亮肉乎乎的一个大肉球

[00:03:57] 但是五官端正

[00:04:00] 相貌慈祥

[00:04:02] 在看这个肚子

[00:04:04] 真出了浩

[00:04:06] 那肉都噔楞噔楞的

[00:04:08] 跟大粉坨差不多少

[00:04:11] 甭说旁的

[00:04:13] 就万年古佛这俩**

[00:04:16] 比女人要大得多得多

[00:04:20] 一个没有时间也差不多

[00:04:24] 所以说老百姓没见过这个

[00:04:27] 这才像

[00:04:29] 哥哥

[00:04:29] 兄弟

[00:04:30] 你说这位有多少斤

[00:04:33] 毛炮也得有400不止

[00:04:37] 我看少说也得450

[00:04:41] 当然了

[00:04:42] 这大伙儿胡乱猜测

[00:04:46] 安姐这些人怎么议论暂且不提

[00:04:50] 金刚见和夏雪莲跟着也上了台子

[00:04:54] 这还不算正式的比武

[00:04:57] 这是前奏曲

[00:04:59] 为了要王源

[00:05:01] 所以人们一看呢

[00:05:03] 就等于上饭馆吃饭多加了一道菜

[00:05:06] 而且这道菜相当精彩

[00:05:10] 再说开封府的老少英雄

[00:05:13] 人们往台上注目观瞧

[00:05:16] 大部分人心里都有底

[00:05:19] 他知道万年古佛这个人

[00:05:21] 轻易不说话

[00:05:23] 说出话来就得算数

[00:05:26] 说绝活

[00:05:27] 那肯定是绝活

[00:05:29] 要一般人能做得到的

[00:05:31] 那就不叫绝艺

[00:05:34] 再说万年古佛

[00:05:36] 稳当当来到比武台上

[00:05:40] 你看

[00:05:41] 三桶水准备好了

[00:05:44] 醒了

[00:05:46] 京东大件

[00:05:49] 在我没练之前

[00:05:51] 咱有言在先

[00:05:54] 说话算数不

[00:05:58] 你什么意思哦

[00:06:00] 我问

[00:06:02] 我为什么要练D 决议呢

[00:06:05] 为我徒弟王源

[00:06:08] 刚才说这话意思很简单

[00:06:11] 我练完了

[00:06:13] 果然成绝活儿

[00:06:15] 能不能即刻放人呢

[00:06:18] 当然

[00:06:20] 圣僧

[00:06:21] 这个你只管放弃

[00:06:23] 我当着天下这么多人说话

[00:06:26] Yan 有实性之义

[00:06:28] 但是有个条件得承认

[00:06:30] 的确的决议谁也不会念

[00:06:33] 包括我在内

[00:06:35] 我先数个对数

[00:06:37] 我要能连上

[00:06:39] 对不起

[00:06:40] 这个事情还有改变

[00:06:42] 好

[00:06:44] 太好了

[00:06:45] 我要的就是这句话

[00:06:48] 现在我要当众献丑啦

[00:06:54] 再说大和尚

[00:06:56] 把Y 1 闪掉了

[00:06:58] 把带子松开了

[00:07:00] 里边一身短松D

[00:07:03] 在台上转了那么三圈运气

[00:07:07] 然后一伸手提起一桶水

[00:07:11] 这叫嘴对嘴长流水

[00:07:16] 这桶啊

[00:07:18] 就对着嘴下边

[00:07:20] 你知道这点

[00:07:22] 嗯

[00:07:24] 等等等等等等等等等

[00:07:27] 噔噔咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:07:32] 他就喝开

[00:07:34] 一桶水啊

[00:07:36] 人们瞪眼看着

[00:07:38] 时间不大

[00:07:41] 就叫万年古佛

[00:07:43] 把这桶第三个底儿朝天

[00:07:46] 让大伙儿看清楚和谐啦

[00:07:52] 底下是掌声雷动

[00:07:56] 人能喝这么多水

[00:07:58] 这真新鲜

[00:07:59] 他往哪儿装啊

[00:08:01] 哦

[00:08:01] 对了

[00:08:02] 他肚子大

[00:08:04] 肯定的

[00:08:05] 味也大

[00:08:06] 所以才喝这么多的水

[00:08:09] 万年古佛把嘴擦了擦

[00:08:12] 哎呀

[00:08:13] 着急赶路

[00:08:15] 一口水都没喝

[00:08:17] 还真有点儿渴

[00:08:20] He j 1 桶水

[00:08:22] 没觉出解渴

[00:08:24] 再来一桶啊

[00:08:27] 说着

[00:08:27] 把第二种拎起来了

[00:08:30] 依然是嘴对嘴吨吨吨吨吨吨吨

[00:08:38] 嗯

[00:08:39] 又喝几天

[00:08:42] 夏随良心说

[00:08:44] 起步

[00:08:46] 这个得个头大小个儿的人受人办不到

[00:08:52] 啊

[00:08:52] 他练什么绝活呢

[00:08:55] 瞪眼在这看着

[00:08:56] 一句话也没说

[00:08:59] 书说简短

[00:09:00] 三桶水都是如是和谐

[00:09:04] 等喝完了

[00:09:04] 大伙儿一看

[00:09:06] 肚子也没显着大

[00:09:09] 听说这三桶水装哪去了

[00:09:13] 掉到了缸里

[00:09:14] 过一宿干了啊

[00:09:16] 嗨

[00:09:16] 真邪门

[00:09:18] 搬出万年古佛

[00:09:20] 喝完了

[00:09:22] 把嘴角的水擦了一擦

[00:09:25] 阿金灯

[00:09:26] 大剑

[00:09:28] 我开始练结业啦

[00:09:31] 也许不是什么决议

[00:09:33] 请

[00:09:35] 大家一看到节骨眼上

[00:09:37] 注目看之

[00:09:39] 就钓半天骨折

[00:09:41] 在台上又转了三圈

[00:09:44] 翻眼

[00:09:46] 往四外看着

[00:09:48] 他寻摸什么呢

[00:09:50] 踅摸目标呢

[00:09:53] 可以看的比舞台的犄角

[00:09:56] 挂着灯笼都是大红绸子的

[00:10:00] 宫灯挂的那么一溜啊

[00:10:03] 数了数十八盏

[00:10:06] 这个高度呢

[00:10:08] 离着台

[00:10:10] 不是最底下离着台面

[00:10:13] 起码说在两杠二尺左右

[00:10:17] 犄角儿的就更远一些

[00:10:21] 万年古佛说

[00:10:23] 金曾大姐看着呢

[00:10:26] 我喝了一肚子水

[00:10:28] 我还要把它倒出来

[00:10:30] 怎么个倒法呢

[00:10:32] 我利用这股水把这18 盏灯击落

[00:10:38] 你说是不是决议啊

[00:10:40] Go 不

[00:10:40] Go 决议呢

[00:10:42] 什么

[00:10:44] 你应该把这水吐出来

[00:10:46] 把18 盏灯接入对

[00:10:50] 击不中也不觉觉一

[00:10:54] 这就是功夫当中的水溅

[00:10:59] 大哥

[00:10:59] 你听说过吧

[00:11:02] 金灯剑客一愣是啊

[00:11:06] 我的确听说过

[00:11:08] 我约不了

[00:11:10] 当年我老师武圣于和曾经跟我讲过

[00:11:14] 我还从来没听说有个人会这种功能

[00:11:18] 这玩意儿的确叫水电

[00:11:21] 哎呀

[00:11:21] 今儿个睁开了眼了

[00:11:24] 金灯大剑点了点头

[00:11:27] 圣僧那希望你当场谢意

[00:11:31] 我可真D 开开眼

[00:11:33] 一饱眼福

[00:11:35] 好累

[00:11:37] 现在咱们闲话少

[00:11:38] 说说练就练呢

[00:11:41] 诶

[00:11:42] 在看了骑马蹲裆式8万的一仗

[00:11:46] 开始运用原理

[00:11:50] J 功夫用的哪在哪

[00:11:53] 这口气教她怎么使怎么使

[00:11:56] 气发于丹田

[00:11:58] 往上一提七

[00:12:01] 肚子医生把嘴一粘

[00:12:04] 啊

[00:12:06] 就见了从嘴里喷出一道白线

[00:12:11] 一股水见式直奔红灯

[00:12:15] 赶上了高压水枪啪啪啪

[00:12:28] 18 盏大红灯

[00:12:30] 认生击落

[00:12:33] 全场的人看着亲戚

[00:12:36] 哪见过这个啊

[00:12:39] 哦

[00:12:39] 这水还能吐出来

[00:12:41] 是这么个吐法

[00:12:44] 而且那水出来是圆筒形的

[00:12:47] 好想办法

[00:12:50] 把这个准劲儿就甭提了

[00:12:53] 红灯干的落地

[00:12:55] 掌声雷动

[00:12:59] 好啊好啊

[00:13:06] 联金灯大剑

[00:13:07] 下雪量都发傻

[00:13:11] 啊

[00:13:12] 哎哟

[00:13:14] 看来这万年古佛名不虚传啊

[00:13:18] 这位海外太的圣僧的确有两下子

[00:13:24] 万年古佛气

[00:13:26] 不长图面不更色

[00:13:29] 爬着爬着胸脯

[00:13:33] 累死我啦

[00:13:34] 老也不练

[00:13:36] 我佛慈悲

[00:13:39] 保佑我成功啊

[00:13:41] 说着把长大的衣服又穿上了

[00:13:44] 转回身问下水凉

[00:13:47] 老剑客

[00:13:48] 您看怎么样

[00:13:50] 我就会这点能耐够不够决1 go

[00:13:56] Go

[00:13:57] 太逗了

[00:13:59] 我要说不够稳心

[00:14:03] 让天下的人说一说中国呀

[00:14:07] 上层练得够不够决议

[00:14:10] 我问一问

[00:14:11] 你们哪位会练

[00:14:14] 甚至比他练得还好流泪啊

[00:14:18] 没有

[00:14:20] 这的确是决议

[00:14:23] 我们福气啦

[00:14:28] 五宗

[00:14:28] 13 派

[00:14:29] 81 门的门人

[00:14:31] 成林的侠剑客

[00:14:32] 异口同饮

[00:14:35] 今当大件一笑

[00:14:37] 胜算我说话算数

[00:14:40] 你在这儿等着

[00:14:41] 我马上就放人

[00:14:43] 让你们师徒团聚

[00:14:47] 说着话

[00:14:47] 一转身

[00:14:49] 官人哪

[00:14:51] 通天上人一起先ku 量过来

[00:14:55] 老间隔有何吩咐

[00:14:58] 去

[00:14:58] 马上领人到万仙洞

[00:15:01] 把老剑客王源是发请到这里来

[00:15:07] 终止

[00:15:09] 说

[00:15:09] 这怎么叫遵旨啊

[00:15:12] 新增大件下水

[00:15:13] 凉了不的代表武胜

[00:15:15] 鱼和鱼和说话叫法尺

[00:15:19] 跟圣旨还有区别

[00:15:22] 所以他代替武圣

[00:15:25] 他说出话就是只

[00:15:29] 一汽监控亮带了几个人

[00:15:31] 转身刚要走

[00:15:33] 仿佛按跳起来

[00:15:37] 留不留不

[00:15:39] 说着

[00:15:39] 他上了台

[00:15:41] 金灯大剑看了看他方言

[00:15:45] 你有何话说

[00:15:46] 哎

[00:15:47] 老健康啊

[00:15:48] 咱这么慢

[00:15:50] 光你派人去请人啊

[00:15:52] 我有点儿不放心

[00:15:55] 我可不是监视啊

[00:15:57] 因为王源王老剑客呢

[00:15:59] 也是我们的朋友

[00:16:02] 因此说呢

[00:16:03] 我们也得去迎接迎接

[00:16:06] 大概这个要求不过分哦

[00:16:11] 不过分

[00:16:13] 那你们都谁去啊

[00:16:15] 那我当然得跟着了

[00:16:17] 我说

[00:16:18] 圣僧啊

[00:16:19] 你还去吗

[00:16:21] 弥陀佛老哪不去

[00:16:25] 我就在这儿等着就可以了

[00:16:28] 好累

[00:16:29] 您把这活儿交给B 组

[00:16:33] 我干嘛啦

[00:16:35] 您那是不是得跟着

[00:16:37] 嗯

[00:16:37] 那是自然

[00:16:39] 因为张淑安知道

[00:16:41] 徐良跟王源的关系超出一般

[00:16:45] 徐良为这件事恼火大

[00:16:49] 英杰王源能不跟着吗

[00:16:52] 方山的一提

[00:16:54] 徐良马上答应了

[00:16:56] 我跟着

[00:16:58] 还有一个人站起来

[00:17:00] 谁呀

[00:17:01] 就是自称天帝派的二当家的吴英杰

[00:17:07] 吴英杰这人好动

[00:17:09] 不好静

[00:17:10] 哪有热闹上哪去

[00:17:13] 吴英杰想开开眼

[00:17:15] 瞅瞅one 先动是怎么回事儿

[00:17:18] 他早就听说王源这个人挺了不起

[00:17:20] 今天也想开开眼

[00:17:22] 他是自告奋

[00:17:24] 那也算一个

[00:17:26] 金刚见客点了点头

[00:17:28] 行行行

[00:17:29] 欢迎谁去都可以

[00:17:33] 其实接人群去那么多人有什么用啊

[00:17:37] 有三位代表足矣

[00:17:40] 一气先苦呀

[00:17:42] 一转身

[00:17:44] 带了几个人

[00:17:45] 这几个人谁啊

[00:17:47] 卧佛

[00:17:48] 昆仑僧

[00:17:50] 家长

[00:17:50] 天绝僧

[00:17:52] B 角僧人

[00:17:53] 倔僧

[00:17:54] 还有龙绝僧

[00:17:56] 五个大合同陪着

[00:17:58] 一个老大领五个和尚

[00:18:01] 还有几个小道士

[00:18:04] 离开后

[00:18:05] 珊奔前边儿

[00:18:07] 敢问万千路

[00:18:10] 这一路上走着

[00:18:12] 房书安就刷屏啊

[00:18:16] 我空老剑客

[00:18:18] 虎粮不累啊

[00:18:21] 一见到桑树

[00:18:22] 安全的火大

[00:18:24] 媳妇儿

[00:18:24] 小子

[00:18:25] 你甭美

[00:18:26] 你的寿命顶多也就是七天

[00:18:31] 我全把你们收十

[00:18:35] 但是呢

[00:18:35] 大庭广众之下

[00:18:38] 你就是不言语

[00:18:40] 也不是那么回事儿

[00:18:42] 忍气吞声用三角眼瞪了他一眼啊

[00:18:47] 方爷

[00:18:48] 楼花请讲

[00:18:50] 嘿嘿

[00:18:51] 我是真行啊

[00:18:52] 你说咱这次盛会

[00:18:55] 阿寞凉D 是个什么结果

[00:18:58] 嗯

[00:18:59] 选拔那个状元

[00:19:02] 你说得是谁

[00:19:04] 这个还很难说

[00:19:07] 那就看符合不符合那三个条件

[00:19:11] 是啊

[00:19:12] 我自己啊盘算了一下

[00:19:15] 我可也不是吹

[00:19:17] 我就符合这仨条件

[00:19:20] 什么

[00:19:22] 你怎么符合

[00:19:23] 你瞧啊

[00:19:24] 话是你说的吧

[00:19:26] 啊

[00:19:27] 同一个

[00:19:28] 得有德行

[00:19:31] 品德高尚

[00:19:33] 我这人就品德高尚

[00:19:36] 自从我出事以来

[00:19:37] 到现在

[00:19:39] 杀富济贫替天行道

[00:19:42] 除暴安良

[00:19:45] 跟那些贼

[00:19:47] 解不开的仇

[00:19:48] GE

[00:19:49] 嗯

[00:19:50] 像你们连花门的昆仑的那些歪毛淘气儿打杂的20 P

[00:19:58] 只要遇上房租按

[00:20:00] 他算倒了血霉了

[00:20:02] 您说是不是我收拾老了

[00:20:06] 这不得说是品德高尚吗

[00:20:09] 再说武艺超群

[00:20:12] 我方传递能力不敢称盖世绝伦

[00:20:17] 可我吃这碗饭也几十年了

[00:20:20] 哪个伤了我一根汗毛呢

[00:20:23] 所以说我才是第一个高人

[00:20:28] J 状元是非我莫属

[00:20:32] 我也不是吹

[00:20:34] 我内决议超过半年不佛

[00:20:39] 他就吐水滋儿

[00:20:40] 滋儿

[00:20:41] 那算什么

[00:20:42] 嗯

[00:20:42] 要把我气急了

[00:20:45] 不管他是多高的高人

[00:20:47] 对面站好

[00:20:49] 我房书安把巴掌一举

[00:20:52] 我说

[00:20:53] 高涨趴对面就得趴下a

[00:20:58] 我苦了你服气

[00:21:00] 不不服气式一式五联佛

[00:21:06] 洪亮一瓶

[00:21:07] 还真有这么回事儿

[00:21:09] 过去啊

[00:21:10] 听他们给我介绍过

[00:21:13] 的确是防传

[00:21:15] 把郭长达等人抓住

[00:21:17] 他怎么能有这功夫

[00:21:20] 哎

[00:21:20] 邪门儿啊

[00:21:22] 世界之大

[00:21:23] 简直是无奇不有

[00:21:27] 说到这儿了

[00:21:28] 仿佛安想心事

[00:21:30] 他说

[00:21:31] 爱情说

[00:21:32] 在暗地之中给我帮忙呢

[00:21:35] 老头儿

[00:21:37] 怎么老也没露面儿

[00:21:39] 我光顾奔东海碧霞宫了

[00:21:42] 把这茬给忘了

[00:21:44] 如今万人盛会

[00:21:47] 这老爷子要漏了呀

[00:21:50] 我岂不是打一提起

[00:21:53] 当着金灯剑客夏随良我

[00:21:55] 我练练我内百步神拳无影掌

[00:21:59] 啪一巴掌把他打个跟头

[00:22:02] 那可较劲儿哎

[00:22:05] 哎呀

[00:22:06] 老爷子

[00:22:07] 老爷子你在哪呢

[00:22:09] 希望咱姐俩早点见面呢

[00:22:13] 房书安想到这儿

[00:22:15] 所以他嘴才说出来

[00:22:18] 闲言少叙

[00:22:20] 他们边说边往前走

[00:22:23] 书说简短就来

[00:22:24] 在万仙洞

[00:22:27] 力气先苦凉

[00:22:28] 站住了

[00:22:29] 各位留步

[00:22:31] 就这

[00:22:32] 看看上面仨大字

[00:22:34] 万仙洞

[00:22:36] 王源就在这闷着呢

[00:22:39] 嗯哪

[00:22:41] 王老健康健康情况如何

[00:22:44] 放心

[00:22:45] 一日三餐吃得好还吃得饱

[00:22:50] 我们绝没有亏待

[00:22:52] 说着

[00:22:54] 他掰进一块石头

[00:22:56] 把手伸进去

[00:22:59] 里边有八棱的螺丝

[00:23:01] 他朝着左面Ning Le 3 ku

[00:23:05] 感觉

[00:23:06] 杂志

[00:23:08] 嗯

[00:23:08] 嗯

[00:23:08] 嗯

[00:23:11] 然后往前一推

[00:23:14] 再看那石头自动的一幢GE

[00:23:18] 嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎

[00:23:21] 开了一扇门

[00:23:22] 里边黑乎乎

[00:23:24] 显出一个山洞