《Planning & Scheming》歌词

[00:00:00] Now look You can't look like you're trying to get

[00:00:02] Her outta here before Christian Simonson shows up

[00:00:04] But you gotta get her outta here before

[00:00:05] Christian Simonson shows up

[00:00:07] What's the point

[00:00:08] They're going to Shanna's daddys house

[00:00:09] At Lake L B J and it's no guys

[00:00:11] Absolutely no guys

[00:00:13] Okay

[00:00:14] So after we bring the girls drinks

[00:00:16] In fairly rapid order but not obvious

[00:00:19] We order two more rounds of shots

[00:00:21] She ain't gonna fall for that

[00:00:23] We'll be very convincing

[00:00:26] And now's the time to turn up the volume

[00:00:27] No more f**kin' around

[00:00:29] We go to Jager shots

[00:00:31] Man they're not gonna drink Jager shots

[00:00:33] Dude as long as a guy's buying the booze

[00:00:35] A f**kin' bitch'll drink anything

[00:00:37] C'mon we can at least get one shot of

[00:00:38] Jager down these f**kin' bitces throats

[00:00:39] After that

[00:00:40] We'll see if they get another Jager shot in them

[00:00:42] You never know

[00:00:43] That could be the shit that puts them

[00:00:44] Past the point of f**k-it

[00:00:46] Then all of a sudden no guys at the lake house

[00:00:48] Turns into a couple of guys at the lake house

[00:00:49] My point exactly

[00:00:51] And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana"

[00:00:53] To do a f**king Buttery Nipple shot

[00:00:54] What's Julia's sweet shot

[00:00:57] Key Lime Pie

[00:00:58] Oh come on dude

[00:00:59] Even f**king Leroy Brown

[00:00:59] Would do one more for dessert