《白眉大侠0178》歌词

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[00:00:00] 飞云道长郭长达
[00:00:05] 一句话把走老剑客给叫住了
[00:00:10] 老姜和心中暗想
[00:00:11] 这怎么办
[00:00:12] 你说答应不答应
[00:00:15] 不然的话房书安这条命真保不住了
[00:00:19] 干啥呀
[00:00:21] 我能不能接住郭长达三长人家的金连长威震武林堪称一绝
[00:00:29] 那家子弟功夫是最厉害的
[00:00:33] 可是事到如今要不答应这跟头就算栽了
[00:00:40] 甭伸手现在就丢了人了
[00:00:44] 就凭自己是长发道人雪珠帘的师弟能叫他给交的住吗
[00:00:53] 这老头也挺倔呀
[00:00:56] 把牙关一咬心一横学说
[00:01:00] 我就接他三张
[00:01:03] 我看看郭长达的掌力究竟有多么厉害
[00:01:09] 想到这儿
[00:01:10] 他点点头好
[00:01:13] 咱这买卖还算做长嘞
[00:01:18] 我就接你三掌
[00:01:22] 你发了房书安怎么样啊
[00:01:26] 老虎涧
[00:01:28] 你这不是开玩笑吧
[00:01:31] 你看红嘴白牙当着这么多人的面哪能开玩笑呢
[00:01:39] 这是真的
[00:01:41] 好累
[00:01:45] 那你请过来吧
[00:01:47] 我现在就砸你三张当当当当
[00:01:52] 那我可得把丑话说前边
[00:01:55] 你砸我哪我得听清楚
[00:02:00] 如果砸这地方不合适一巴掌继续把我拍死
[00:02:06] 对不对呢
[00:02:08] 国长达一笑
[00:02:09] 当然了
[00:02:11] 我一定打金奏的地方
[00:02:14] 我揍你的后背
[00:02:17] 你看怎样好嘞
[00:02:19] 这地方选的还真不错
[00:02:21] 哎呀
[00:02:22] 大概我能有六年没洗澡儿了
[00:02:25] 这两天这身上刺痒的要命
[00:02:29] 真叫人锤一锤还真减伺养好了就打后背吧
[00:02:37] 不过
[00:02:38] 国产大
[00:02:40] 说话算数不
[00:02:42] 打完了三场肯定放人哪
[00:02:46] 别打完了
[00:02:47] 你把脸一绷不承认
[00:02:50] 那怎么办
[00:02:51] 无量天尊
[00:02:54] 我关长达是联华门的总门长烟有说话不算之理
[00:03:01] 如果我打过你三掌不放房书安我宁围不得善终
[00:03:08] 好了别往下说了
[00:03:10] 我相信我相信
[00:03:13] 等等啊
[00:03:14] 我做做准备
[00:03:16] 邹华昌回归本队
[00:03:19] 白瑞大伙儿都听得清醒
[00:03:23] 全体走花场担心
[00:03:27] 老人家
[00:03:29] 您觉着心里有底吗
[00:03:31] 嗯差不多
[00:03:34] 我这人挨揍挨惯了
[00:03:37] 没短的叫人家拳打脚踢
[00:03:41] 哎
[00:03:41] 试试看吧
[00:03:44] 那万一阿
[00:03:46] 万一也没关系
[00:03:48] 你们的意思是说万一他把我砸死砸死就砸死呗
[00:03:53] 还能活103 码
[00:03:56] 哎
[00:03:57] 我也活够了
[00:03:59] 再者一说还不至于吧
[00:04:02] 先救人一君呐
[00:04:06] 方舒安娜是个人才流血
[00:04:09] 对开封府有用
[00:04:12] 至于我骂老糟头子一个活着死了都一样
[00:04:21] 尤其我把话都说绝了万无钢铠之力啊
[00:04:28] 给我看着J 猪肝啊
[00:04:30] 可别丢喽
[00:04:32] 把竹竿也放弃了
[00:04:34] 他把破袋子紧了紧
[00:04:37] 迈步来到郭长达近钱
[00:04:40] 然后一转个儿往后背朝着郭长达骑马蹲裆式往这一蹲从表面上看
[00:04:49] 谈笑自然实则不然呢
[00:04:53] 那里他就遇上气功了
[00:04:57] 如果扒光了她的衣服显而易见
[00:05:01] 走化成这后背比平时能高起来
[00:05:06] 两寸
[00:05:09] 就好像气垫儿一样
[00:05:12] 做好了
[00:05:13] 挨打的准备
[00:05:17] 国长达几问
[00:05:19] 老健康
[00:05:21] 准备的如何啦
[00:05:23] 我可要伸手了
[00:05:25] 请吧
[00:05:27] 我长达细说
[00:05:29] 咱们俩可没交过手
[00:05:32] 今儿个我算捡了个便宜
[00:05:35] 我这一场我就把你砸死
[00:05:39] 你走话场有什么能耐
[00:05:41] 感激我的金连长
[00:05:44] 郭长打响的咯噔噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:05:48] 往下倒退了十几步
[00:05:51] 把秀面儿
[00:05:52] **胳膊一轮很很嗯
[00:06:00] 运生丹田力就看郭长达这胳膊也粗了八针也扎了个儿冷不丁往前一蹿蹦起来
[00:06:11] 三尺多高连人在哇着拼命的就是一涨
[00:06:18] 哎哟
[00:06:26] 三侠五义的人吓的把眼睛都闭上了
[00:06:33] 行啊
[00:06:33] 这一巴掌下去走化成窟嗵摔倒一口血就喷出来
[00:06:40] 哪知道
[00:06:42] 打得可够狠的
[00:06:44] 邹化昌的身子稍微摘歪了一下
[00:06:49] 脚下莲步都没错
[00:06:53] 给停住了
[00:06:56] 走佬间隔就觉着这心哪
[00:06:59] 翻了俩下子
[00:07:01] 嗓子眼儿有点儿发热
[00:07:04] 梁肋有点儿发炸这条脊椎骨就像串了
[00:07:10] 变了似的
[00:07:15] 哎呀
[00:07:16] 走老间可一想告诫儿啊
[00:07:18] J 1 巴掌可够重的
[00:07:21] 总算叫我给闭住了
[00:07:25] 想到这
[00:07:26] 他把身子转过来
[00:07:29] 过了建卡
[00:07:31] 行这一巴掌打得真过瘾
[00:07:35] 把这六年没洗澡儿这个劲儿全给我姐过来了
[00:07:41] 还有两项不良天尊
[00:07:45] 我长达一个真紧凑啊
[00:07:48] 这回再加把劲儿
[00:07:51] 老虎请你站好爸接我第二张
[00:07:55] 哎呀
[00:07:55] 好累
[00:07:57] 左滑肠粘好
[00:08:00] 这回老头儿利用员工
[00:08:06] 到了现在他没成亲
[00:08:09] 从小就练功
[00:08:11] 可以说是童子功器叫单天单天发育几倍
[00:08:17] 有几倍友通的后背从后脑瓜勺儿到屁股垂儿全都较上劲儿
[00:08:27] 在这儿等着接第二张郭长达退出一丈多远往前一抢哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:08:39] 又是一张
[00:08:42] 走化糖
[00:08:42] 这回身子一摘被蹬蹬蹬往前抢了三部
[00:08:48] 可是没爬起
[00:08:51] 虽然说没趴下
[00:08:54] 走话长就觉着
[00:08:57] 这俩眼睛往外鼓
[00:08:59] 嗓子眼儿呼呼冒热气
[00:09:04] 五脏六腑就好像开了锅了似的
[00:09:09] 老头儿预感到不妙
[00:09:12] 可能要吐血
[00:09:14] 她赶紧气叫丹田往下一压啊
[00:09:22] 好不容易把这口血压下去了
[00:09:27] 缓了半天劲儿走老剑客才把身子转回来两下拉
[00:09:36] 还有一下
[00:09:38] 郭章达别忘了现在就做好准备得把房租安放了
[00:09:45] 那是自然
[00:09:47] 你不用操心
[00:09:49] 打完这下我马上就放人好累
[00:09:54] 来吧
[00:09:56] 别看走话长嘴这么说
[00:09:59] 心里有点发慌了
[00:10:02] 为什么他总觉着这第三张
[00:10:07] 有点儿支持不住了
[00:10:10] 倘若郭长达还使那么大的劲儿
[00:10:14] 我这口血肯定得喷出来
[00:10:18] 虽然说把房书安救了我这条老命就得搭上
[00:10:24] 哎呀
[00:10:25] 这可怎么办
[00:10:27] 可事到如今不挨打不行勒话已经说绝了就健走化成舌尖一顶上牙膛较丹田一粒混元气
[00:10:38] 运用天花补钙
[00:10:41] 闭气功
[00:10:42] 连晃脑袋在摇身子
[00:10:46] 做好准备
[00:10:49] 国长达也看出来了
[00:10:51] 心想走花场啊
[00:10:53] 你甭美
[00:10:56] 别看你躲过两掌这第三张
[00:11:00] 你是躲不过去
[00:11:03] 我敢说这一长要下去
[00:11:06] 我把你的肺子都能给你震出来
[00:11:11] 这锅长达从来没使过这么大的劲儿
[00:11:16] 在看他
[00:11:18] 就好像下了山的猛虎相似
[00:11:23] 等等等等
[00:11:26] 冲到走画昌背后
[00:11:30] 把右转往空中一粒
[00:11:34] 都单天喊一声啊
[00:11:46] 这一张这个香劲儿就甭提了
[00:11:51] 连郭长达都一闭眼
[00:11:55] 为什么
[00:11:57] 他心说这一场我肯定得把走画昌打个骨断筋折
[00:12:05] 随着长利
[00:12:08] 他的心肝脾胃肾都得吐出来
[00:12:14] 当然知道感觉到有点儿奇怪
[00:12:18] 这走华长的后背怎么变软乎了
[00:12:24] 好像这一掌拍到面盆里头
[00:12:28] 肉乎乎软乎乎
[00:12:32] 这怎么查呢
[00:12:33] 这是
[00:12:35] 难道把他打烂了
[00:12:39] 可他睁眼一看是大吃一惊
[00:12:44] 不但她吃惊
[00:12:47] 在场的人无不惊骇
[00:12:52] 原来人们
[00:12:54] 全神贯注
[00:12:57] 光看这第三章了
[00:13:00] 莲花观的贼T 国昌达使劲儿
[00:13:05] 三侠五义的人替老剑客走化成担心
[00:13:11] 谁也没注意周围的变化
[00:13:16] 就在郭长达举起第三章的时候
[00:13:21] 墙上来俩和尚
[00:13:25] 这俩和尚一个比一个怕
[00:13:31] 内坨最大的煤40 0斤也差不多少
[00:13:38] 这俩出家人是谁呀
[00:13:41] 头一个
[00:13:43] 就是河南登封嵩山少林总院的老三当家的
[00:13:51] 风声醉菩提
[00:13:55] 灵空长老
[00:13:58] 在凌空的后面
[00:14:01] 就是北峡保送罗汉欧阳坤
[00:14:07] 看这两位赶到
[00:14:11] 原来欧阳春
[00:14:14] 在两个月以前
[00:14:17] 跟零工老何正结伴到辽东朝圣
[00:14:24] 据说这辽东
[00:14:26] 有不少名胜古迹
[00:14:29] 最著名的就是千朵莲花山
[00:14:35] 这一块儿
[00:14:36] 有一个道德高深的老当家的
[00:14:41] 此人人送绰号叫滨北神佛
[00:14:48] 10 0多岁
[00:14:51] 讲经说法
[00:14:53] 超出一般
[00:14:54] 而且武艺绝伦
[00:14:57] 林红和欧阳春跟人家一谈的话
[00:15:03] 觉着长了不少知识
[00:15:06] 因此
[00:15:07] 就在山上住了一个月零四天
[00:15:13] 后来
[00:15:14] 人家莲花山的事情也忙
[00:15:17] 这老二位才起身告辞
[00:15:22] 港奔中军
[00:15:26] 刚走的新郑一带
[00:15:30] 突然听见东京的消息
[00:15:34] 白云瑞摊了官司
[00:15:37] 三国就被杀了
[00:15:40] 霸王爷找的房子丢了
[00:15:45] 这两位高僧是大吃了一惊
[00:15:51] 凌空细心哪
[00:15:53] 找着不少人一了解情况
[00:15:57] 就知道了个大概
[00:16:00] 他跟欧阳春去商议
[00:16:02] 咱们回来的正是时候
[00:16:05] 干脆
[00:16:07] 我也不回少林寺
[00:16:09] 你也别回相国寺
[00:16:12] 咱们二人结伴赶奔莲花观
[00:16:17] 按住各位英雄一臂之力
[00:16:21] 其实凌空啊
[00:16:23] 是担心徒弟白云瑞
[00:16:27] 就这样他们来的
[00:16:30] 来早了
[00:16:31] 不如来瞧了
[00:16:34] 二位高僧在墙上往起一看
[00:16:39] 就明白是怎么回事儿
[00:16:42] 凌空一瞅心中暗降走话长啊走话长
[00:16:48] 你这是不要命
[00:16:51] 国长达这第三张再砸下去烟有你的命在
[00:16:58] 在说话已经来不及了
[00:17:01] 灵公这人也灰气
[00:17:04] 他也没跟欧阳春打个招呼
[00:17:08] 把大肚子一甩肉
[00:17:12] 他跳起来
[00:17:14] 用自己庞大的身躯挡住走画昌
[00:17:20] 就接了郭长达的第三章
[00:17:25] 由于他身上的肉太厚
[00:17:28] 所以郭长达感觉好像这一掌拍的面缸里头
[00:17:37] 两个睁眼一看
[00:17:39] 下的吸了口冷气
[00:17:42] 我两天都你
[00:17:46] 阿弥陀佛
[00:17:48] 哎哟
[00:17:50] 喝这一仗打得真舒服啊
[00:17:53] 呵呵
[00:17:58] 国唠剑客
[00:17:59] 久违了he ran Shi pin Sheng 哪
[00:18:08] 国长达蹬蹬蹬倒退了几步
[00:18:12] 就傻的那
[00:18:15] 他真没想到临空来得这么凑巧
[00:18:20] 这时
[00:18:21] 欧阳春也跳得120
[00:18:26] 三侠五义的人一看
[00:18:28] 这俩大和尚一来可真是帮了大忙啦
[00:18:35] 真好比汉苗遇上了春雨
[00:18:40] 众人全围拢过来
[00:18:44] 凌空老和尚10 0首
[00:18:47] 各位啊
[00:18:48] 现在不是谈话的时候
[00:18:52] 嗯
[00:18:54] 你们大家都在旁边歇歇
[00:18:58] 我跟郭长达有几件事情交代
[00:19:04] 这时候
[00:19:05] 玉面小达摩
[00:19:07] 白云瑞也过来了
[00:19:09] 师傅起来吧
[00:19:11] 哼
[00:19:12] 无用的东西
[00:19:15] 经因为你身上叫人操心
[00:19:20] 完了
[00:19:21] 我再跟你算账
[00:19:24] 周华昌也过来了
[00:19:27] 满面赔笑老罗汉
[00:19:31] 你可帮了我的大忙替我挨了第三章有没有您大概我这条老命可够呛
[00:19:43] 至于那么厉害吗
[00:19:45] 嘿嘿
[00:19:46] 我这人天生就爱挨打
[00:19:51] 这第三章揍的还挺舒服
[00:19:54] 老剑客
[00:19:56] 您图什么价的造林啊
[00:19:59] 我为的是救房书安这三张打过之后
[00:20:04] 他必须得把房书安放
[00:20:07] 呃
[00:20:08] 原来如此
[00:20:10] 那好吧
[00:20:12] 我就把这些事儿替您给办了啊
[00:20:16] 说着凌空点手唤郭长达
[00:20:21] 老剑客
[00:20:22] 你愣什么呢
[00:20:24] 难道不认识贫僧吗
[00:20:27] 其实郭长达能不认识他
[00:20:31] 方才是又羞又恼
[00:20:35] 心说秃驴啊
[00:20:38] 你又不来
[00:20:40] 我就要了
[00:20:41] 走滑肠的命
[00:20:43] 谁让你替结账来着
[00:20:47] 把自己的手腕子震得又酸又麻
[00:20:51] 谦恭进气
[00:20:53] 但是他可不敢得罪凌空
[00:20:57] 他知道这是少林八大名僧的第三位
[00:21:02] 那功夫太高了
[00:21:06] 因此
[00:21:07] 郭长达心里不满意
[00:21:10] 表面上还得陪笑
[00:21:13] 无量天尊
[00:21:16] 老罗汉原来是您您可真爱开玩笑
[00:21:22] 刚才把频道我吓了一跳
[00:21:25] 是马
[00:21:27] 属贫僧冒昧
[00:21:30] 我也不知道你们是为什么
[00:21:33] 恐怕出人命
[00:21:36] 因此用我的渐趋接了老见可疑长
[00:21:42] 老见可可海涵哪
[00:21:45] 刚才我听邹华长说
[00:21:48] 你们演的这出戏主要为旧房书案
[00:21:53] 那好吧
[00:21:55] 我相信郭老间可说话算数啊
[00:21:59] 现在就把人给放了这
[00:22:05] 国长达就赢了
[00:22:07] 觉得这个事儿有点儿不服气
[00:22:10] 临潼老和尚不错
[00:22:14] 但是我跟邹化昌打得赌没您老人家的事儿
[00:22:20] 我得揍他三掌他能接得住我才能放人
[00:22:25] 不然我不能放
[00:22:27] 哎哎
[00:22:30] 郭长达
[00:22:32] 难道你想**往回坐
[00:22:37] 你可别忘了你的身份哪
[00:22:40] 你是莲花门的总门长
[00:22:43] 10 0挂零的人啦
[00:22:46] 德高望重
[00:22:48] 当着这么多人的面要言而无信
[00:22:53] 我岂能与你扇儿干清
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