《续集 第84集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:07] 程咬金被徐茂公赶出唐营

[00:00:11] 怪谁

[00:00:12] 怪他自己

[00:00:15] 谁让他没事儿找事儿来的

[00:00:18] 这程咬金一开始不服

[00:00:21] 不忿

[00:00:22] 骂徐茂公这牛鼻子老道

[00:00:26] 转眼无恩

[00:00:28] 翻脸无情

[00:00:30] 这个白眼狼

[00:00:32] 当初我对你不错呀

[00:00:34] 多方关照

[00:00:36] 你说变脸你就变脸诶

[00:00:41] 等时间一长了

[00:00:42] 他也有点后悔

[00:00:45] 程咬金一想

[00:00:46] 啊

[00:00:46] 也怪自己

[00:00:47] 你说我不是吃饱了撑的

[00:00:50] 放觉不睡

[00:00:52] 非得鼓捣秦王

[00:00:54] 偷看白帝关

[00:00:56] 要不是我

[00:00:58] 怎么能发生后来的事儿呢

[00:01:01] 哎

[00:01:02] 看来不怪人家呀

[00:01:04] 再者一说就是怪我

[00:01:06] 你告诉告诉我不就得了吗

[00:01:10] 把我给撵出来了

[00:01:12] 还限我三天的时间

[00:01:14] 呃

[00:01:15] 得食万石粮草

[00:01:17] 那不吹气儿呢

[00:01:19] 穷

[00:01:20] 白话什么呢

[00:01:22] 这就叫借口

[00:01:23] 嘿嘿

[00:01:24] 管姑子要孩子

[00:01:26] 我根本就办不到

[00:01:29] 哎呀

[00:01:29] 我上哪儿去

[00:01:30] 我呀

[00:01:32] 现在连饭都吃不上了

[00:01:34] 摸了摸兜里头大铜板都没有

[00:01:38] 怎么办呢

[00:01:39] 一文钱憋到英雄汉

[00:01:42] 他一看这地方出来深山就是老林

[00:01:46] 也不知道归哪管辖

[00:01:48] 叫什么名

[00:01:50] 他心里正在胡思乱想的时候

[00:01:53] 可了不得

[00:01:55] 就听见对面一棒锣响

[00:01:58] R 铃铃铃铃铃

[00:02:01] 紧跟着呼哨声

[00:02:03] 滋喽喽喽滋这滋滋这哟哟鱼鱼

[00:02:09] 老程把马带住了

[00:02:11] 手托大斧子

[00:02:13] 做好了准备

[00:02:14] 往对面观瞧

[00:02:16] 山后边儿

[00:02:17] 山坡上

[00:02:19] 出现了三四百人呢

[00:02:23] 为首的四匹马

[00:02:25] 马上

[00:02:26] 四个小伙子

[00:02:28] 长得是高矮胖瘦

[00:02:30] 黑白丑俊

[00:02:32] 为首的这是个黑脸儿的

[00:02:34] 20 多岁

[00:02:36] 诶这人长得身材高大

[00:02:39] 挺胖

[00:02:41] 挺精神

[00:02:42] 手里头端着一口刀

[00:02:44] 第二个使枪

[00:02:46] 第三个使斧子

[00:02:48] 第四个使唱

[00:02:50] 四个头儿

[00:02:51] 带着好几百人

[00:02:53] 就听这黑脸的口念山歌

[00:02:57] 在

[00:02:58] 此山是我开

[00:03:01] 此树是我栽

[00:03:03] 要从此处过

[00:03:05] 留下买路财牙崩半个说不字

[00:03:10] 你来看

[00:03:12] 我这一刀砍下脑袋

[00:03:14] 是管杀不管埋

[00:03:18] 后边就咋呼

[00:03:20] 我那蓝电壳

[00:03:22] 把马匹留下

[00:03:23] 把衣裳脱下

[00:03:25] 把身上的银钱全都留下

[00:03:28] 放你不死

[00:03:30] 牙崩半个不字儿

[00:03:32] 把你乱刃分尸

[00:03:34] 听见没有

[00:03:35] 听见没

[00:03:37] 嘿

[00:03:38] 程咬金不但不害怕

[00:03:41] 乐了

[00:03:43] 心说真有吃生米的诶

[00:03:45] 看见他们想起自己来了

[00:03:48] 要说劫道

[00:03:50] 要说占山为王

[00:03:52] 我堪称是祖师爷

[00:03:54] 想当初

[00:03:55] 在长叶林小孤山

[00:03:57] 我接过黄冈

[00:03:59] 还有吃生米的敢接我

[00:04:01] 嘿嘿

[00:04:03] 老程冷笑多时啊

[00:04:05] 不但不怕

[00:04:06] 相反的马往前蹄把草包肚子一舔

[00:04:11] 我说龟孙子们

[00:04:13] 你们听着

[00:04:15] 你们是劫道的吗

[00:04:17] 啊

[00:04:17] 正是

[00:04:18] 啊

[00:04:19] 要我的马

[00:04:21] 要我的衣服

[00:04:22] 要我的金银财宝

[00:04:24] 对

[00:04:26] 那我要不给呢

[00:04:28] 你你不想活了是吗

[00:04:32] 诶

[00:04:33] 未曾劫道之前

[00:04:35] 你们打听打听

[00:04:36] 四两棉花也纺一纺

[00:04:39] 知道我是谁吗

[00:04:42] 你你是谁能怎么的诶那可不一样

[00:04:45] 想知道知道我姓字名谁吗

[00:04:48] 那你就说说吧

[00:04:50] 诶

[00:04:51] 听着啊

[00:04:53] 不过你们哥儿几个在马上可坐稳当

[00:04:57] 为啥

[00:04:58] 为啥我名气太大

[00:05:01] 一报名吓得你们坐不住再摔下来诶诶

[00:05:06] 蓝靛壳

[00:05:06] 你真会吹牛

[00:05:08] 你有什么名气

[00:05:10] 我们也不至于那么胆小啊

[00:05:12] 你究竟是谁

[00:05:14] 听着啊

[00:05:16] 毛家住山东兖州府东鄂县小耙子村的人

[00:05:24] 姓程

[00:05:25] 名叫程咬金

[00:05:28] 想当初在河南瓦岗山做过混世魔王

[00:05:32] 大德天子

[00:05:34] 难道你们就没听说过程咬金不成吗

[00:05:39] 天下无敌的大将军师爷

[00:05:45] 程咬金真能唬人

[00:05:47] 诶

[00:05:48] 您还真别说

[00:05:49] 老程这一报通名信

[00:05:52] 这四个小伙子倒吸了一口冷气

[00:05:55] 每个人都揉揉眼睛

[00:05:57] 倒提兵刃

[00:05:58] 上下打量

[00:06:00] 一看这程咬金

[00:06:03] 顶盔

[00:06:03] 掼甲

[00:06:04] 罩袍、束带

[00:06:05] 系甲

[00:06:06] 蓝裙

[00:06:06] 全身的戎装

[00:06:08] 人高马大手提车轱辘

[00:06:11] 大斧子变脸

[00:06:13] 朱眉

[00:06:13] 阔口咧腮

[00:06:15] 说话声音洪亮

[00:06:18] 我哥哥

[00:06:18] 兄弟

[00:06:19] 难道真是他吗

[00:06:21] 看这样儿像那黑脸的就说

[00:06:24] 哎

[00:06:24] 我朋友你可不行

[00:06:26] 唬人呢

[00:06:27] 你真是程咬金放屁

[00:06:31] 大丈夫

[00:06:32] 坐不更名

[00:06:33] 立不改姓啊

[00:06:35] 有随便胡说八道的吗

[00:06:38] 我就是程咬金

[00:06:40] 那么天底下有几个叫程咬金的胡说八道

[00:06:45] 我是蝎子粑粑独一份儿

[00:06:48] 没有第二位

[00:06:49] 哎哟

[00:06:51] 哥四个同时把兵刃挂起来

[00:06:54] 滚鞍下马

[00:06:56] 一字排开

[00:06:57] 跪在老城的马前

[00:07:00] 哎呀

[00:07:00] 闹了半天

[00:07:01] 您真是程将军老师在上给祖师爷磕头了

[00:07:08] 您真是我们的祖师爷

[00:07:11] 蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦

[00:07:13] 笨笨蹦蹦

[00:07:16] 以头杵地

[00:07:17] 真好像是几千碎米

[00:07:21] 程咬金想唬唬他们

[00:07:23] 真就虎对了

[00:07:25] 这叫人的名

[00:07:26] 树的影

[00:07:28] 程小金一看

[00:07:29] 高兴了

[00:07:30] 把大斧子也挂上

[00:07:32] 从马上跳下来

[00:07:34] 诶

[00:07:34] 起来起来起来

[00:07:35] 年轻人起来去

[00:07:36] 哎呀

[00:07:37] 你们这是干什么

[00:07:39] 跟你们开句玩笑

[00:07:41] 诶

[00:07:41] 不不

[00:07:42] 这玩笑开不得

[00:07:43] 您是不是程咬金

[00:07:44] 那错不了

[00:07:46] 既然如此

[00:07:47] 您就是我们的老师

[00:07:49] 您就是我们的祖师爷

[00:07:51] 实不相瞒呢

[00:07:53] 当今这世界上

[00:07:55] 我们最羡慕的就是您老人家呀

[00:08:00] 你是我们心目之中的圣神呢

[00:08:03] 是吗

[00:08:05] 程咬金就爱听这个

[00:08:08] 眉飞色舞

[00:08:09] 把忧愁一扫耳光

[00:08:11] 啊

[00:08:12] 诶

[00:08:12] 起来起来起来

[00:08:13] 我你们哥儿四个叫什么名

[00:08:16] 这黑白丑俊说话了

[00:08:19] 我叫猫三

[00:08:21] 我叫狗四

[00:08:22] 我叫牛七

[00:08:23] 我叫马八

[00:08:24] 嗨

[00:08:25] 真有这名啊

[00:08:27] 猫三狗四

[00:08:28] 牛七马八

[00:08:29] 好名字

[00:08:30] 好名字

[00:08:31] 其实名儿好听不好听的没啥区别

[00:08:34] 这就是个代号呗

[00:08:36] 好好

[00:08:37] 我记住了

[00:08:37] 我记住了

[00:08:38] 祖师爷

[00:08:39] 师傅

[00:08:41] 您不是保了大堂了吗

[00:08:44] 您不在唐营效力

[00:08:46] 怎么到这儿来了

[00:08:48] 他说

[00:08:50] 程咬金到这儿就不愿意说了

[00:08:53] 能说吗

[00:08:54] 我叫人撵出来了

[00:08:55] 不要我了

[00:08:56] 要把我除名

[00:08:58] 那不丢人现眼吗

[00:09:00] 所以老程编了个瞎话

[00:09:02] 哦哦

[00:09:03] 这是属于军中秘密

[00:09:06] 不能对旁人演讲

[00:09:08] 对了

[00:09:10] 军事秘密不能对别人说

[00:09:13] 四个人不敢审问了

[00:09:15] 要那么的老师能否屈尊大驾

[00:09:18] 请到我们山上

[00:09:20] 你们山在哪儿

[00:09:21] 诶

[00:09:21] 就前边就这家大山

[00:09:24] 名叫棋盘山啊

[00:09:25] 这方圆百里都归我们管

[00:09:28] 您请个棋盘山上吧

[00:09:31] 还不过来见过祖师爷

[00:09:34] 三四百喽啰兵赶紧跪倒

[00:09:37] 一片祖师爷

[00:09:38] 欢迎祖师爷

[00:09:40] 迎接祖师爷

[00:09:42] 程咬金心说

[00:09:44] 怪不得人家都说我福大命大造化大一点儿都不假呀

[00:09:49] 走到哪儿都有人缘

[00:09:51] 走到哪儿都有人捧场

[00:09:54] 好

[00:09:56] 众星捧月一般把程咬金请上棋盘山

[00:10:02] 闹了半天

[00:10:03] 这半山腰啊

[00:10:04] 是块平地

[00:10:05] 有一座大庙

[00:10:06] 叫送子奶奶庙

[00:10:08] 也不知道哪个朝代

[00:10:10] 何年何月修的

[00:10:13] 庙宇啊

[00:10:13] 已经坍塌倒坏了

[00:10:16] 后来这些喽啰兵经过修缮

[00:10:19] 房子也不漏了

[00:10:21] 里面也没有任何神像

[00:10:23] 诶

[00:10:24] 把那神台变成聚义厅

[00:10:27] 这哥四个就在这儿办公

[00:10:29] 换句话说

[00:10:31] 这就是贼窑贼窝

[00:10:35] 把程咬金请到里头

[00:10:36] 接马的接马

[00:10:38] 摆椅子的摆椅子

[00:10:40] 程咬金是居中而坐

[00:10:42] 猫三狗四

[00:10:43] 牛骑马八分站两旁

[00:10:47] 师傅

[00:10:48] 你

[00:10:48] 你看我们这地儿怎么样

[00:10:51] 哎呀

[00:10:53] 将就

[00:10:54] 凑合吧

[00:10:56] 比我那块儿占山那差的多的多

[00:10:59] 当然了

[00:11:00] 跟您了怎么比您了是祖师爷

[00:11:04] 嗯

[00:11:04] 行行行行诶

[00:11:07] 我告诉你们啊

[00:11:08] 因为军务太忙啊

[00:11:11] 我光顾忙活了

[00:11:13] 还没吃饭呢

[00:11:15] 哎哟嘿

[00:11:16] 哎呀

[00:11:16] 徒儿罪该万死

[00:11:18] 来人

[00:11:20] 告诉厨师傅

[00:11:21] 祖师爷来了

[00:11:23] 要盛排筵宴

[00:11:25] 款待祖师爷

[00:11:27] 让他做点好吃的

[00:11:29] 明白了

[00:11:32] 等了一会儿的功夫

[00:11:34] 罗列杯盘

[00:11:36] 调开桌椅

[00:11:38] 程咬金一看

[00:11:39] 烧鸡扒鸭子

[00:11:40] 大块肉

[00:11:42] 应有尽有

[00:11:44] 有道是饥不择食

[00:11:47] 程咬金真饿了

[00:11:49] 甩开腮帮子

[00:11:51] 掂起大槽牙

[00:11:52] 这顿造

[00:11:55] 猫三狗四

[00:11:56] 牛七马八在旁边陪着

[00:11:59] 吃完了

[00:12:00] 有人就给盛上

[00:12:02] 嘿

[00:12:02] 程咬金吃的这个香劲儿啊

[00:12:05] 最后吃了个沟满豪评啊

[00:12:08] 呃呃

[00:12:11] 罢了

[00:12:11] 罢了

[00:12:12] 罢了

[00:12:12] 罢了

[00:12:13] 你们吃好了吗

[00:12:14] 师傅

[00:12:15] 我们也吃好了残席撤下撤下撤下

[00:12:18] 咱们谈点正事儿

[00:12:20] 诶诶

[00:12:20] 撤下撤下

[00:12:22] 残席撤下去

[00:12:24] 有人把茶泡上来了

[00:12:27] 别看这地儿不怎么地

[00:12:29] 什么都不缺

[00:12:31] 程咬金提着牙

[00:12:33] 品着茶

[00:12:35] 这猫三就问

[00:12:37] 师傅

[00:12:38] 我们这么称呼您

[00:12:40] 您不介意吧

[00:12:42] 怎么能呢

[00:12:43] 叫老师还有挑吗

[00:12:45] 本来我就是你们的老师

[00:12:47] 是啊

[00:12:48] 您又是祖师爷

[00:12:49] 又是我们的老师

[00:12:51] 像我们占山为王

[00:12:53] 您就是祖师爷

[00:12:55] 您是头子

[00:12:56] 谁不得听您的

[00:12:58] 是啊

[00:12:59] 诶师傅

[00:13:01] 呃

[00:13:01] 当然我不敢问了

[00:13:03] 您说是军事秘密

[00:13:06] 那么您一个人怎么能办的了呢

[00:13:10] 我们那哥儿四个

[00:13:11] 闲着也是闲着

[00:13:12] 待着也是待着手下还有470 多人

[00:13:16] 不到500您随便调用

[00:13:20] 有用我们的时候

[00:13:22] 赴汤蹈火

[00:13:23] 万子不辞啊

[00:13:25] 您尽管吩咐

[00:13:27] 常跃金一听

[00:13:28] 这倒是实话

[00:13:30] 我一个人能行吗

[00:13:32] 诶

[00:13:32] 众人捧柴火焰高

[00:13:35] 你看这四五百人可顶了大用了

[00:13:38] 这猫三狗四

[00:13:39] 牛骑马八

[00:13:40] 说不定也有大用场

[00:13:44] 遇上我了

[00:13:45] 我拎着你们的耳朵也得提拔你们

[00:13:48] 是是是

[00:13:49] 诶

[00:13:50] 我问你们点事

[00:13:52] 你们怎么占山为王干这一行呢

[00:13:55] 怎么当了贼了

[00:13:57] 几个人长叹了半天

[00:14:00] 哎

[00:14:01] 师傅

[00:14:03] 谁生下来就是贼呀

[00:14:06] 谁愿意干这玩意儿

[00:14:09] 不过师傅您是明白人呢

[00:14:11] 您看一看

[00:14:12] 天下大乱

[00:14:14] 刀兵四起

[00:14:16] 分封割据

[00:14:19] 老百姓的日子没法过呀

[00:14:22] 拿我们这一代来说

[00:14:24] 今儿个这个来了

[00:14:26] 明儿个那来了

[00:14:27] 这个来了也要睡

[00:14:29] 那个来了也要凉

[00:14:32] 我们到哪儿拿去

[00:14:35] 地呀

[00:14:36] 也没法种了

[00:14:37] 买卖也没法做了

[00:14:39] 走投无路

[00:14:41] 铤而走险呢

[00:14:42] 故此

[00:14:43] 彼得占了山了

[00:14:46] 您别看我们占了山了

[00:14:47] 我们都是种地的农民

[00:14:49] 没做过伤天害理的事儿

[00:14:52] 你挨个去问去

[00:14:53] 如果谁无缘无故就杀了人了无缘无故就害了命了

[00:14:58] 没有

[00:14:59] 有我们也不要

[00:15:00] 说我们是公道大王

[00:15:03] 这话也不敢说

[00:15:04] 咱也没那么大能耐

[00:15:06] 就占据着棋盘山呢

[00:15:08] 无非混口饱饭吃

[00:15:11] 等待时机

[00:15:13] 将来天下太平了

[00:15:15] 我们还得回家

[00:15:17] 一家人团聚

[00:15:19] 我们还得种地去

[00:15:21] 对

[00:15:23] 对呀

[00:15:24] 人得走正路啊

[00:15:26] 你看我不也改行了吗

[00:15:28] 当初在长叶林小孤山接黄冈

[00:15:32] 为啥也是逼的

[00:15:34] 那隋炀帝无道啊

[00:15:36] 坑害天下的百姓

[00:15:38] 光山东那银子不知他搂了有多少

[00:15:42] 那都是老百姓的虚汗呢

[00:15:44] 我没办法了

[00:15:46] 跟尤俊达在长叶林小孤山结黄冈劫了

[00:15:51] 那些钱我们没有挥霍呀

[00:15:54] 还是还给老百姓

[00:15:56] 让老百姓吃顿饱饭

[00:15:59] 因此

[00:15:59] 你们这么做

[00:16:00] 也是对情有可原

[00:16:03] 不过话又说回来了

[00:16:06] 人得走正路啊

[00:16:08] 做贼

[00:16:09] 你再好也是贼

[00:16:11] 是不是呢

[00:16:12] 嗯

[00:16:13] 这样吧

[00:16:14] 如果你们真要立了什么功劳

[00:16:17] 我在秦王面前

[00:16:20] 在军师大帅面前

[00:16:22] 替你们多加美言

[00:16:24] 呃

[00:16:24] 给你们封个衣官半职的

[00:16:27] 将来吃粮当兵啊

[00:16:29] 为国家效力

[00:16:30] 那才光明正大呢

[00:16:32] 你们愿意吗

[00:16:33] 愿意就怕人家不要啊

[00:16:35] 有师傅您提拔

[00:16:37] 那没得说的了

[00:16:38] 我们就是为国家效力

[00:16:41] 死了我们也心甘情愿

[00:16:43] 好嘞

[00:16:44] 好嘞

[00:16:45] 有这句话就行了

[00:16:47] 不过那方才我说了

[00:16:49] 我这次出来

[00:16:50] 是军事秘密执行公务

[00:16:54] 不能随便跟你们讲

[00:16:56] 你们也得理解啊

[00:16:58] 呃

[00:16:59] 我先问问你们这个棋盘山

[00:17:02] 装备都怎么样

[00:17:04] 地形都如何

[00:17:06] 我们也说不上来

[00:17:08] 如果老师感兴趣的话

[00:17:11] 我们陪着您溜达溜达

[00:17:13] 看看这地势

[00:17:14] 诶

[00:17:14] 我倒有这意思

[00:17:16] 现在我就想溜达

[00:17:17] 那好我们陪着

[00:17:19] 猫三狗四

[00:17:21] 牛七马八哥四个陪着

[00:17:23] 程咬金把前山后山、左山右山转了那么一圈

[00:17:27] 一看这地方不错呀

[00:17:29] 棋盘山

[00:17:31] 像下棋

[00:17:32] 那棋盘差不多

[00:17:33] 左一条道右一条道

[00:17:35] 乱的是蒙噔转向

[00:17:37] 转到后山了

[00:17:39] 这哥儿四个说话

[00:17:41] 师傅

[00:17:42] 您看着这片树林没

[00:17:44] 哪没树林诶不这树林跟别的地方不一样

[00:17:49] 这是属于棋盘山的棋盘林

[00:17:53] 怎么叫棋盘林

[00:17:55] 您看

[00:17:56] 这树林呢

[00:17:58] 都是经过我们开发的

[00:18:01] 一眼望不到边儿

[00:18:03] 不仅如此

[00:18:05] 这树林还能迷惑人呢

[00:18:08] 你要认路的

[00:18:10] 在里边随心所欲

[00:18:12] 进得去出得来

[00:18:14] 你要不认的路

[00:18:16] 你就是天高的本事

[00:18:18] 进了树林

[00:18:19] 你转一个月你也出不来

[00:18:22] 和

[00:18:24] 这么神啊

[00:18:26] 其实也不神秘

[00:18:29] 里边有标志

[00:18:30] 咱自己的人看着标志走就没事儿

[00:18:34] 外来人他不懂的

[00:18:36] 标志也不懂什么意思

[00:18:38] 非迷糊了不可

[00:18:40] 不信师傅

[00:18:41] 咱转转试试

[00:18:43] 这四个人陪着程咬金进了树林了

[00:18:46] 果然转不出去

[00:18:48] 你看着像你走吧

[00:18:50] 越走越迷糊

[00:18:51] 你怎么转也离不开这树林

[00:18:54] 后来猫三用手一指树上的标志

[00:18:59] 师傅

[00:18:59] 您看着没顺这标志走就没错

[00:19:03] 咱走一回试试啊

[00:19:05] 领着程咬金转了那么几趟

[00:19:07] 果然

[00:19:08] 进去就出来了

[00:19:10] 诶审美好

[00:19:12] 好地方

[00:19:13] 这玩意赶上八卦阵了

[00:19:15] 好好好好好

[00:19:16] 诶

[00:19:17] 你们哥四个还有点儿道道

[00:19:19] 哎呀

[00:19:19] 这也是逼出来了

[00:19:21] 我们以防万一万一官军抓我们

[00:19:25] 我们没地方跑了怎么办

[00:19:27] 又跑进树林去

[00:19:29] 官兵不敢追

[00:19:30] 追进去

[00:19:31] 我们出得去

[00:19:32] 他们出不去

[00:19:33] 不就能脱身了吗

[00:19:35] 呃

[00:19:35] 狡兔三窟啊

[00:19:38] 有理

[00:19:39] 有理

[00:19:40] 行行行

[00:19:41] 这树林就叫他八卦林

[00:19:44] 可以呀

[00:19:45] 师傅

[00:19:45] 您叫他什么名都行

[00:19:48] 溜达了一天

[00:19:49] 回到山上又饿了

[00:19:51] 接茬吃

[00:19:52] 晚上程咬金住在后边

[00:19:55] 好家伙

[00:19:56] 这哥儿四个轮流在这儿服侍着

[00:20:00] 那是尽心尽职

[00:20:01] 无可无不可呀

[00:20:03] 程咬金可享了福了

[00:20:05] 光阴似箭

[00:20:07] 日月如梭

[00:20:09] 程咬金掐着他一算

[00:20:11] 到了棋盘山

[00:20:13] 两天两夜了

[00:20:16] 他一琢磨

[00:20:17] 徐茂公

[00:20:18] 给我三天时间

[00:20:19] 这牛鼻子够多狠呢

[00:20:22] 让我得10万担粮草

[00:20:25] 简直是胡说八道

[00:20:28] 看这样儿我也办不成

[00:20:30] 我呀

[00:20:31] 也不回去了

[00:20:32] 我就住到棋盘山

[00:20:34] 实在不行还干老本行

[00:20:37] 我还做山王

[00:20:40] 反正有这四五百人听我调度

[00:20:42] 这不也能混口饭吃吗

[00:20:45] 我还不回去了

[00:20:46] 嗯

[00:20:48] 诶

[00:20:50] 第三天

[00:20:51] 头上报事的喽啰兵来了

[00:20:55] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔报

[00:20:58] 报祖师爷

[00:20:59] 报四位寨主爷

[00:21:01] 山下过军兵

[00:21:03] 我们打听清了

[00:21:04] 是鸡冠子王刘武周的人马

[00:21:08] 人数不超过300带着不少粮车

[00:21:13] 我们也调查清楚了

[00:21:15] 一共是粮草十万石呢

[00:21:19] 这10万担粮草要送到前敌两军镇白壁关

[00:21:26] 诶这买卖咱做不做

[00:21:28] 这粮草咱结还是不结

[00:21:32] 程咬金在当中坐着

[00:21:34] 听的真真的心里就一翻个哎呦呦呀

[00:21:38] 这牛鼻子老道徐茂公可真是能掐会算呢

[00:21:43] 他逼着我要劫10万担粮草

[00:21:47] 真送到鼻子底下来了

[00:21:49] 莫非他真是活神仙

[00:21:52] 诶

[00:21:53] 这事儿怎么这么巧啊

[00:21:55] 要劫尉迟恭的东西

[00:21:58] 那不太应该了

[00:22:00] 哦

[00:22:00] 程咬金明白了

[00:22:02] 尉迟恭要坚守白璧关

[00:22:04] 跟我们打持久战呢

[00:22:07] 整这么多的粮草

[00:22:09] 看这样至少要坚持一年呢

[00:22:14] 我我得做这买卖

[00:22:15] 我真做到手

[00:22:17] 成功了

[00:22:18] 立下特大功劳一件

[00:22:20] 我还回唐营

[00:22:22] 我看你牛逼的老道徐茂公见我什么德行

[00:22:26] 你还撵我不撵我

[00:22:29] 我让你知道知道

[00:22:30] 我程咬金非等闲之人

[00:22:33] 什么事我都能办到

[00:22:36] 老程高兴了

[00:22:37] 问猫三狗四

[00:22:39] 你们哥儿几个说

[00:22:41] 这买卖做不做

[00:22:42] 师傅听您的

[00:22:44] 不过这数目太大了

[00:22:47] 猫三就问

[00:22:49] 呃

[00:22:50] 押粮运草的是谁呀

[00:22:52] 皂袍大将、尉迟恭哥四个一听是倒吸了一口冷气