《第017集_大河风流》歌词

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[00:00:00] 冯子祥闯进打更防

[00:00:04] 把二丫那小内衣

[00:00:07] 他发现了

[00:00:09] 因为人荒

[00:00:10] 实质二丫着急穿衣服的小内衣落到房子里了

[00:00:16] 人跑了

[00:00:17] 东西在这儿呢

[00:00:19] 虽然冯子祥不敢断言是二丫的

[00:00:22] 但是女孩儿的这是千真万确的

[00:00:25] 这冯子祥啊

[00:00:26] 马上想到这小内衣是二丫的

[00:00:31] 因为街面上风言风语传到他耳朵里了

[00:00:35] 他知道这得全跟二丫不错呀

[00:00:39] 他可没想到两人同床共枕

[00:00:43] 今儿一发现的内衣

[00:00:45] 疯子想眼前一发黑啊

[00:00:49] 新说话罢了

[00:00:51] 我终日打雁

[00:00:53] 叫雁把我眼前了

[00:00:56] 一朵鲜花插在狗屎上了

[00:01:01] 到底这小子先行我一步这

[00:01:05] 这

[00:01:05] 这

[00:01:06] 这口气我出不来

[00:01:08] 我一定弄个水落石出

[00:01:11] 这老小子

[00:01:12] 别看六十来岁了

[00:01:13] 体格挺棒

[00:01:16] 他就像疯了似的抓住德全就问

[00:01:20] 这是谁的

[00:01:22] 这怎么回事儿

[00:01:23] 你说你说呀

[00:01:27] 德全一句话也没说

[00:01:30] 德路就明白了

[00:01:31] 埋怨兄弟

[00:01:33] 你怎么干这事儿

[00:01:34] 哎

[00:01:35] 德双桶的那楼子还小

[00:01:38] 骂那件事还没过去

[00:01:41] 你又续补上了

[00:01:43] 咱家这日子还能过得了吗

[00:01:47] 这是要坐实了

[00:01:49] 连米在二丫一个也活不了啊

[00:01:53] 天呐

[00:01:54] 老天爷不睁眼呢

[00:01:57] 怎么把这些囊是包全降生到俺们家了

[00:02:03] 得得撸扑通就跪下了

[00:02:05] 东家东家

[00:02:07] 我求求你了

[00:02:08] 东家我兄弟还小

[00:02:11] 他不懂事儿您了

[00:02:12] 不用问了

[00:02:13] 董监高高手把俺们饶了吧

[00:02:17] 东姐我尽心给您效力啊

[00:02:21] 冬季我求求你了

[00:02:22] 付钱

[00:02:24] 今天跟我说清楚

[00:02:26] 究竟怎么回事儿

[00:02:28] 这内衣是谁的

[00:02:31] 到了这会儿

[00:02:32] 德全也豁出去了

[00:02:35] 把心一横

[00:02:36] 牙一咬

[00:02:37] 脑袋一不楞

[00:02:39] 爱谁谁的

[00:02:40] 你管不着啊

[00:02:43] 我是组长

[00:02:45] 我要是村长我咋都管不着

[00:02:48] 你说是谁的爱谁谁的

[00:02:51] 我就不说

[00:02:52] 你能咋地好小兔崽子

[00:02:56] 翻天啦

[00:02:57] 翻天啦

[00:02:59] 哈哈

[00:03:00] 我可不是吓唬你小子

[00:03:03] 前几年发生的事情

[00:03:05] 你也不小了

[00:03:06] 大概你有耳闻

[00:03:09] 刘寡妇

[00:03:10] 偷汉子

[00:03:12] 骑木驴游街

[00:03:15] 后来那个寡妇没脸见人了

[00:03:18] 上吊死了

[00:03:21] 男汉子

[00:03:22] 你们也认得是谁装到麻袋里让我扔进大辽河喂了王八

[00:03:28] 有没有这事儿

[00:03:29] 嗯

[00:03:30] 你们犯了族规了

[00:03:33] 小兔崽子

[00:03:34] 我岂能容娆

[00:03:36] 我现在就集合人去

[00:03:38] 我现在就命人敲钟

[00:03:41] 我要实行家法

[00:03:45] 真把冯子祥气坏了

[00:03:47] 转身往外就走

[00:03:49] 一个没留神

[00:03:50] 扑通又翻了个跟头

[00:03:52] 把迎面骨也摔破了

[00:03:54] 胳膊肘也摔破了

[00:03:57] 这老家火卖不就到了院儿里了

[00:04:01] 德路一看

[00:04:02] 要不把他拦住

[00:04:03] 一场大祸难以避免

[00:04:07] 这得路一直跟着院里抱住冯子祥两条大腿

[00:04:12] 老人家饶命

[00:04:13] 老人家饶命啊

[00:04:15] 老人家息怒啊

[00:04:17] 老人家我给你磕头啦

[00:04:19] 您别急

[00:04:19] 和您别敲钟啊

[00:04:21] 董姐我求你了

[00:04:25] 德全也跟着出来了

[00:04:28] 德路就说

[00:04:29] 这拳头还不赔个

[00:04:31] 不是说几句软话

[00:04:35] 这得全眼睛一瞪

[00:04:37] 一看他哥那个样儿又心疼又可气

[00:04:41] 先说俺们穷人怎么活的这么窝囊

[00:04:45] 哥

[00:04:45] 你起来

[00:04:47] 别给他磕头求饶

[00:04:50] 咱犯法的

[00:04:51] 不做犯逮的没吃

[00:04:53] 怎么的呀

[00:04:54] 我就偷女人

[00:04:56] 跟他有什么关系啊

[00:04:59] 要问我是谁

[00:05:00] 我就告诉你

[00:05:01] 内小内衣非是旁人的二丫的

[00:05:05] 昨天晚上我替我哥打京

[00:05:08] 我跟二丫在这屋睡了

[00:05:10] 你说咋地吧啊

[00:05:15] 方才

[00:05:17] 冯子祥毕竟是猜测

[00:05:20] 现在这事落实了

[00:05:23] 看来孙子这门婚事彻底玩完了

[00:05:26] 嗯

[00:05:28] JJ 俩人做出这种胆大包天的事儿

[00:05:32] 那冯子祥能善罢甘休吗

[00:05:35] 但是他着急

[00:05:36] 一生气腿就发软了

[00:05:38] 哭求坐在地上嚎嚎嚎

[00:05:43] 冯德全你有种

[00:05:45] 你真有种啊

[00:05:47] 我要治不了你个小兔崽子

[00:05:50] 我我就没脸见人

[00:05:53] 你等着我的

[00:05:56] 这小子想缓把劲起来

[00:05:58] 德全冷笑了一声

[00:06:01] 我告诉你

[00:06:01] 冯子祥

[00:06:03] 你别欺人太甚

[00:06:05] 你想干嘛

[00:06:07] 你想叫二丫骑木驴

[00:06:09] 你想把我装到麻袋里

[00:06:11] 扔河里喂王八

[00:06:13] 你错打了算盘

[00:06:15] 我在没死之前

[00:06:17] 我放把火把你们家给烧了

[00:06:20] 我把你们家的人全宰了

[00:06:23] 你看我冯德全说话算数

[00:06:26] 不以命抵命

[00:06:28] 我他妈也活够了

[00:06:31] 哎

[00:06:32] 你还真别说

[00:06:34] 恶人自有恶人行

[00:06:37] 就这几句话不要紧

[00:06:39] 真好像冷水泼头

[00:06:42] 又好像尖刀扎到冯子祥的心上

[00:06:46] 冯子祥一阵

[00:06:49] 就有点清醒了

[00:06:52] 哎呀

[00:06:54] 冯子祥

[00:06:54] 你得琢磨

[00:06:55] 好汉不吃眼前亏啊

[00:06:58] 看这小子这样

[00:07:00] 雪观同人

[00:07:02] 两眼透出凶光

[00:07:05] 我这中午还没等敲响呢

[00:07:08] 他那刀子就得给我续上啊

[00:07:10] 她真要跟我玩命啊

[00:07:14] 他说就出来干的出来呀

[00:07:17] 怎么冯老大这几个儿子一个赛过一个都他妈不是好东西啊

[00:07:24] 我真要下毒手对付冯德全第一

[00:07:30] 我这分房糟践了

[00:07:33] 这座坟地技术我没掌握

[00:07:37] 到那时候

[00:07:37] 这粉房啊

[00:07:38] 彻底关张

[00:07:40] 我的财路断了

[00:07:43] 另外

[00:07:43] 我真要对付冯德全

[00:07:46] 在外边的冯德双岂能善罢甘休啊

[00:07:49] 哎

[00:07:50] 冯德全死了

[00:07:52] 不能把我们家怎么样

[00:07:54] 冯德双也不能饶我那小子荣幸

[00:07:59] 就得备不住

[00:08:00] 把我们全家都宰了

[00:08:03] 犯得上吗

[00:08:05] 嗯

[00:08:06] 哎呀

[00:08:07] 冷静冷静啊

[00:08:09] 千万不能因小失大呀

[00:08:13] 姜是老的辣

[00:08:16] 在看冯子祥脑瓜

[00:08:18] 快如闪电

[00:08:19] 唰唰唰转了几圈

[00:08:22] 不怎么太生气了

[00:08:25] 郝德权呢

[00:08:26] 哈哈哈

[00:08:29] 你们家在危难关头

[00:08:31] 我挺身而出

[00:08:33] T 你们家摆平了

[00:08:35] 你这样对付我好好小子好小子

[00:08:39] 人可得讲良心呢

[00:08:42] 哎

[00:08:42] 你别看这么说话就软下来了

[00:08:46] 德路一听行了

[00:08:49] 扑通跪下了

[00:08:50] 懂家

[00:08:51] 我求你大慈大悲高个手放我兄弟一马吧

[00:08:57] 我愿意一辈子跟你老人家做牛做马呀

[00:09:01] 东家呀

[00:09:03] 算啦算啦

[00:09:06] 冯子祥也清醒地站起来

[00:09:08] 把身上土掸了掸

[00:09:11] 哎

[00:09:12] 500年前是一家

[00:09:16] 一笔写不出俩疯字

[00:09:19] 算了吧

[00:09:21] 不过你们哥俩可听好了啊

[00:09:25] 这事儿不能就这么完了

[00:09:28] 你们家必须

[00:09:30] 把肉粉D 技术

[00:09:32] 传给我孙子

[00:09:33] 大宝

[00:09:35] 如果保守

[00:09:36] 秘密不传

[00:09:38] 我也不答应

[00:09:40] 听见没听见

[00:09:40] 行

[00:09:41] 我今儿个就教我

[00:09:43] 今儿个就教啊

[00:09:45] 德全一瓶咯

[00:09:48] 不能交给他

[00:09:49] 他们要会了

[00:09:50] 就不用砸了

[00:09:52] 咱脖子就得扎起来

[00:09:53] 哎

[00:09:54] 你少说两句吧

[00:09:56] 东家一言为定

[00:09:57] 今儿个我手把手交给大宝少爷

[00:10:02] 冯子祥一甩

[00:10:04] 袖子离了歪斜

[00:10:05] 回了家了

[00:10:07] 一场风波才过去

[00:10:10] 但是冯子祥也想好了

[00:10:12] 等我把技术掌握了

[00:10:14] 自己能漏粉

[00:10:16] 能赚钱了

[00:10:16] 我再收拾你们

[00:10:20] 他走了

[00:10:21] 可这事儿可没结束啊

[00:10:24] 再说212

[00:10:25] 跑回家去之后能玩吗

[00:10:28] 又惊又吓

[00:10:29] 一头栽到炕上

[00:10:31] 是昏迷不醒了

[00:10:34] 第二天

[00:10:36] 这两家都知道发生什么事儿

[00:10:39] 刘老抠一听啥

[00:10:42] 这丫头片子背着父母不知道

[00:10:46] 跟德全睡了呀呀呀

[00:10:48] 呀呀呀呀呀

[00:10:49] 丢死人啊

[00:10:50] 丢死人呐

[00:10:53] 刘老抠气的自己拍自己的嘴巴子

[00:10:57] 拎着棒子

[00:10:58] 非要打死二丫不可

[00:11:00] 但是一看二丫病成这样子

[00:11:03] 也不忍心下手了

[00:11:05] 老伴又哭又喊呢

[00:11:08] 这是命啊

[00:11:09] 这是老天爷给定的

[00:11:12] 不是人能说话算的

[00:11:15] 当家的

[00:11:16] 你别趁火泼油辣

[00:11:19] 孩子的命是主要的

[00:11:21] 不行不行

[00:11:23] 我跟他妈老冯也玩不了

[00:11:27] 给刘老抠啊

[00:11:29] 来找德双娘来了

[00:11:31] 好进了屋了

[00:11:32] 又拍桌子又摔板凳

[00:11:34] 是不依不饶

[00:11:36] 你们家得全把我们家丫头给祸害了

[00:11:40] 你说咋办咋办

[00:11:42] 我跟你们家没完

[00:11:46] 可到了现在得双良

[00:11:48] 格外的冷静

[00:11:50] 竟倒霉的事儿

[00:11:53] 要说冷不丁来一次

[00:11:55] 招架不住

[00:11:57] 可来的次数多了

[00:11:59] 左一宗又一件

[00:12:00] 反倒把他锻炼成钢了

[00:12:04] 老太太格外的冷静

[00:12:07] 就凭着他闹

[00:12:10] 刘老抠闹了半天

[00:12:11] 解了活的时候

[00:12:14] 得说吗才说话

[00:12:16] 我说老扣啊

[00:12:18] 咱是多年的邻居了

[00:12:21] 孩子闷不懂事儿

[00:12:23] 做出这种事儿来是个错不假

[00:12:27] 但是

[00:12:28] 你能挽回的了

[00:12:29] 是我能挽回得了啊

[00:12:32] 老人古语说的正好儿

[00:12:35] 大不由爷

[00:12:37] 是这个理儿不啊

[00:12:40] 既然发生这种事儿了

[00:12:42] 你家知道我家明白

[00:12:45] 要不就是冯子祥家织的

[00:12:48] 没有

[00:12:49] 第四家知道这个事儿

[00:12:51] 你闹啥

[00:12:53] 你还不嫌丢人呢

[00:12:55] 我说老抠

[00:12:57] 愿意闹你就闹

[00:12:58] 越热闹越好

[00:13:00] 我在这儿停着

[00:13:02] 你家是女孩儿

[00:13:03] 你都不怕丢人

[00:13:04] 我家男孩儿我还怕什么

[00:13:07] 我接二连三倒霉

[00:13:09] 快倒到头儿了

[00:13:10] 你折腾吧

[00:13:11] 我听着你现在就去闹去我的

[00:13:15] 你去闹去喂

[00:13:19] 这几句话把老头给僵住了

[00:13:23] 老抠一想

[00:13:24] 真是这么个理儿

[00:13:26] 古人言

[00:13:27] 家丑不可外扬啊

[00:13:30] 我家的姑娘这要传扬出去还嫁人不

[00:13:34] 谁还敢要

[00:13:36] 我这老脸往哪儿搁呀

[00:13:38] 你说就这么的就放下了

[00:13:41] 这口气又出不来

[00:13:43] 这不很显眼吗

[00:13:45] 现在得罪了冯子祥了

[00:13:47] D 也甭租了

[00:13:49] 人家肯定也不租给我了

[00:13:51] 把我脖子给卡住了

[00:13:54] 就就这么就完了呃

[00:13:57] 要了我的命啦

[00:13:59] 哈哈

[00:14:02] 老抠捶着大腿

[00:14:04] 老泪纵横

[00:14:07] 得双良也深表同情啊

[00:14:10] 我老抠啊

[00:14:12] 这样吧

[00:14:13] 过哪河脱哪些

[00:14:16] 我只能交给你一个比

[00:14:19] 孩子闷做出这事儿

[00:14:21] 说明俩孩子以身相许

[00:14:24] 真心实意

[00:14:27] 我不知道你怎么想的

[00:14:29] 我喜欢二丫二丫

[00:14:32] 就是我的儿媳妇

[00:14:34] 我压到任何时候我都承认

[00:14:37] 二丫

[00:14:38] 病好之后

[00:14:40] 咱们挑良辰宅吉日

[00:14:42] 明媒正娶

[00:14:44] 我把二丫接过来

[00:14:47] 别看我们日子很难

[00:14:49] 但是我相信肯定迟早有出头

[00:14:52] 那天我绝不会亏待了孩子

[00:14:56] 这样呢

[00:14:57] 咱就把事儿给压住了

[00:15:00] 就即使二丫的并不好

[00:15:03] 说句倒霉的话

[00:15:05] 他一直就这样疯疯癫癫

[00:15:07] 卧床不起

[00:15:10] 他也是我家的人

[00:15:11] 生

[00:15:13] 是冯德全的媳妇

[00:15:15] 死是我们老冯家的鬼

[00:15:17] 你看怎么样

[00:15:19] 这孩子的一切一切

[00:15:22] 都包在俺们家身上

[00:15:24] 你拿不出钱来

[00:15:26] 我拿得出来

[00:15:27] 我头拱地也养活这孩子

[00:15:31] 你看怎么样

[00:15:32] 喂

[00:15:35] 哎

[00:15:38] 刘老扣钱后

[00:15:39] 理想事到如今

[00:15:41] 也只好如此了

[00:15:45] 好

[00:15:45] 爸

[00:15:47] 那就听你的

[00:15:49] 不过这孩子现在卧床不起呀

[00:15:53] 演示下

[00:15:53] 请大夫给看

[00:15:56] 都得离不开钱呢

[00:15:58] 我刚才说了

[00:15:59] 我包一下多少钱

[00:16:01] 我掏

[00:16:02] 你看怎么样

[00:16:03] 现在马不停蹄

[00:16:05] 马上请大夫给孩子治病

[00:16:09] 那就这样吧

[00:16:11] 老婆也不闹腾了

[00:16:13] 要不怎么叫话是开心锁的

[00:16:16] 不说不清楚

[00:16:17] 说透了

[00:16:18] 这怨气都没了

[00:16:21] 简短解说

[00:16:23] 请了几个大夫给看

[00:16:25] 全无能为力

[00:16:27] 二丫倒不是卧床不起了

[00:16:30] 到时候起来盘腿炕上一坐

[00:16:33] 两眼发直

[00:16:35] 那嘴里头也不知叨咕些什么

[00:16:37] 得不得得

[00:16:38] 不得得不得

[00:16:39] 一阵哭一阵笑

[00:16:42] 你说这玩意吓人不

[00:16:44] 一看这孩子着了魔了

[00:16:46] 中了邪了

[00:16:48] 哎哟

[00:16:49] 把刘老头两口子急得

[00:16:52] 又找得双娘

[00:16:54] 那个人呢

[00:16:55] 人呢

[00:16:55] 迷信

[00:16:57] 新说备不住

[00:16:58] 撞着什么邪魔了

[00:17:01] 看来这大夫治不了了

[00:17:03] 就得请大神给跳跳绳

[00:17:07] 驱魔出轨

[00:17:09] 这孩子才能好

[00:17:12] 就这样

[00:17:12] 他们商量做出决定来了

[00:17:15] 请谁呀

[00:17:16] 河西有个著名的大神也姓田

[00:17:19] 叫田小仙

[00:17:22] 可是个男的啊

[00:17:24] 田小仙

[00:17:25] 她们家这大神也是祖传的

[00:17:28] 一半儿接着一半儿

[00:17:30] 田小仙的父辈

[00:17:32] 那可了不得红得发紫

[00:17:35] 方圆百80 里套着轿车

[00:17:39] 来接他爹了

[00:17:41] 现在

[00:17:42] 田小仙继承了父亲全盘的能耐

[00:17:46] 而且发扬光大

[00:17:48] 比他爹跳的还好还灵

[00:17:52] 所以就更红火了

[00:17:55] 田小仙今年才37 岁

[00:17:59] 狙神驱鬼

[00:18:01] 唉

[00:18:02] 治病什么他都会

[00:18:05] 什么拔罐的

[00:18:06] 扎针灸

[00:18:07] 样样精通

[00:18:09] 说他驱鬼跳大神

[00:18:12] 百灵百验

[00:18:14] 可有一种

[00:18:15] 一般人请不起啊

[00:18:17] 价钱昂贵

[00:18:19] 一杠子把你砸死

[00:18:23] 但是为了救二呀

[00:18:26] 到了现在也顾及不了许多了

[00:18:29] 刘老抠儿找得双苗

[00:18:32] 你看咋办是请是不请请

[00:18:36] 钱我拿

[00:18:38] 你张罗请人吧啊

[00:18:40] 缺钱上我这儿来

[00:18:42] 我便卖点东西

[00:18:44] 这钱也能供得上行了

[00:18:47] 有你这句话就可以了

[00:18:50] 刘老扣

[00:18:51] 过了河

[00:18:52] 到了河西

[00:18:54] 先请大神后

[00:18:56] 请二审

[00:18:57] 一切安排妥迭定好了日子

[00:19:02] 回来找得双娘

[00:19:04] 这钱呢

[00:19:04] 就得往外拿呀

[00:19:07] 要不说人无远虑

[00:19:08] 必有近忧呢

[00:19:10] 得双娘

[00:19:11] 真是理财的好手

[00:19:14] 还有点过河

[00:19:15] 钱没拿出来

[00:19:16] 压箱子底儿的

[00:19:18] 还有那么30 多块光洋

[00:19:22] 于咬牙也拿出来了

[00:19:24] 花吧

[00:19:26] 破财免灾吗

[00:19:29] 有钱好办事啊

[00:19:31] 到了日子

[00:19:32] 这大神坐着

[00:19:33] 车来了

[00:19:34] 二神陪着

[00:19:36] 到刘老抠家里头

[00:19:38] 头天晚上溜了抠

[00:19:39] 把家都收拾好了

[00:19:41] 愿收拾的倍儿干净

[00:19:43] 屋里也收拾的倍儿干净

[00:19:46] 这个消息是不胫而走

[00:19:48] 缝加摆子的都知道了

[00:19:51] 说那儿押中了邪了

[00:19:54] 请田小仙来驱邪治病

[00:19:57] 忽悠

[00:19:58] 人们都想开开眼呢

[00:20:00] 男的女的

[00:20:01] 老的少的

[00:20:03] 把这刘老头儿这家围了个水泄不通啊

[00:20:07] 等车子到门前了

[00:20:09] 田小先下了车

[00:20:11] 田晓娴长得还行

[00:20:13] 呢30 多岁

[00:20:15] 细皮嫩肉

[00:20:16] 流光水滑

[00:20:18] 穿着长衫

[00:20:20] 脸沉沉着

[00:20:21] 倒也仙风道骨

[00:20:24] 二神陪着到了屋里头

[00:20:26] 那还用问吗

[00:20:27] 先茶后酒

[00:20:30] 肉山酒海盛情款待

[00:20:33] 到了晚上才去学呢

[00:20:36] 掌灯之后

[00:20:37] 喝这屋里

[00:20:38] 把供桌准备好了

[00:20:40] 摆好了武功

[00:20:43] 准备的桃木宝剑

[00:20:45] 黄钱纸

[00:20:46] 一大箩

[00:20:47] Y 带朱砂

[00:20:49] 按照田小仙的吩咐

[00:20:51] 应有尽有

[00:20:53] 再看这田小仙穿着长衫

[00:20:57] 往桌旁一坐

[00:20:59] 二郎腿一站

[00:21:01] 一句话不说

[00:21:03] 开场的时候你这儿审

[00:21:06] 在看着二神

[00:21:09] 忙活上了

[00:21:10] 漱口

[00:21:11] 净手焚香

[00:21:14] 然后请示大神

[00:21:17] 田小仙注目观瞧病人

[00:21:21] 刘老头儿夫妻一边一个架着二丫在炕上盘腿坐着

[00:21:28] 这田小仙

[00:21:29] 注目一看呀

[00:21:31] 啊

[00:21:31] 这就叫二牙

[00:21:33] 这是病人呢

[00:21:34] 这小丫头片子

[00:21:35] 长得挺标致

[00:21:37] 细皮嫩肉的

[00:21:39] 别看脸上没有血色儿

[00:21:41] 长得真白呀

[00:21:44] 哎哟

[00:21:44] 我看病看了那么多人

[00:21:47] 还没见过这么漂亮的丫头

[00:21:49] 哎

[00:21:50] 他心就一动

[00:21:52] 但是她不失为

[00:21:53] 仙风道骨

[00:21:55] 看了一会儿

[00:21:57] 吩咐二审

[00:22:00] 把这灵幡交给他

[00:22:02] 叫他举着a

[00:22:05] 有个疏肝呀

[00:22:06] 外头用白纸裹着

[00:22:08] 前头挂着翻都拿纸做的

[00:22:11] 这玩意怪慎人的

[00:22:12] 二神拿过来叫二丫

[00:22:14] 举着二丫不干

[00:22:17] 他娘就劝好孩子听话

[00:22:19] 听话呀啊

[00:22:21] 举着听娘的话

[00:22:23] 这位给你看病

[00:22:25] 二丫没办法接过地址

[00:22:27] 翻在炕上坐着举着

[00:22:31] 大神一看

[00:22:32] 一切就绪了

[00:22:34] 从二神一点头

[00:22:36] 二神

[00:22:37] 这就开始了

[00:22:38] 腰里系着串铃

[00:22:41] 手里拿着古莲桥五再扭再唱

[00:22:45] 哗楞哗楞楞楞哗楞哗楞

[00:22:50] 咱不必细说

[00:22:52] 您看电影

[00:22:53] 看电视剧

[00:22:54] 大概您瞅过这样的场面

[00:22:57] 这纯属是一种迷信

[00:23:00] 呢过去的人他信

[00:23:02] 这可是坚信不疑啊

[00:23:04] 你要说这玩意儿不灵

[00:23:06] 他敢跟你玩命

[00:23:08] 你就得信

[00:23:10] 院儿里

[00:23:10] 人抻着脖子瞪眼

[00:23:12] 看着鸦雀无声

[00:23:15] 这二神跳着跳着开始问话

[00:23:18] 问谁啊问大神

[00:23:21] 阿呆

[00:23:24] 你是神

[00:23:25] 你是仙

[00:23:27] 你是鬼

[00:23:28] 你是怪

[00:23:29] 赶紧从实对我将来啪啪

[00:23:34] 哎

[00:23:34] 你说怪不

[00:23:36] 就见田小仙一蹦多高

[00:23:39] 模样也变了

[00:23:41] 开口这才讲话