《The Humpty Dance》歌词

[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance (LP Version) - Digital Underground
[00:00:11] All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
[00:00:13] The image and the style that ya used to
[00:00:15] I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see
[00:00:18] So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:00:20] Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
[00:00:22] And my sound's laid down by the Underground
[00:00:25] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:00:27] So just let me introduce myself
[00:00:29] My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty
[00:00:32] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
[00:00:35] And all the rappers in the top ten
[00:00:36] Please allow me to bump thee
[00:00:38] I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:00:41] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:00:43] I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
[00:00:46] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:00:48] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
[00:00:51] But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:00:53] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:00:55] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
[00:00:57] Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
[00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettin' busy
[00:01:02] I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
[00:01:04] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[00:01:07] I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
[00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[00:01:11] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
[00:01:13] And I even got my own dance
[00:01:15] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[00:01:19] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[00:01:25] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[00:01:30] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
[00:01:35] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[00:01:38] People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"
[00:01:41] That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
[00:01:44] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
[00:01:47] But ya can't get near me
[00:01:48] I give 'em more see and on the floor B
[00:01:51] All the girls they adore me
[00:01:52] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere
[00:01:55] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[00:01:57] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[00:02:00] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid
[00:02:02] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
[00:02:04] Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
[00:02:06] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid
[00:02:09] I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid
[00:02:11] I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it
[00:02:14] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[00:02:16] Also told ya that I like to bite
[00:02:18] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
[00:02:21] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[00:02:23] And now I'm gonna do my dance
[00:02:25] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[00:02:29] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[00:02:34] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[00:02:39] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
[00:02:45] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[00:02:50] Oh yeah that's the break y'all
[00:02:52] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[00:02:58] Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[00:03:02] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[00:03:04] It's real easy to do check it out
[00:03:07] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[00:03:09] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
[00:03:12] Crazy wack funky
[00:03:14] People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty
[00:03:17] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[00:03:19] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[00:03:21] Anyone can play this game
[00:03:23] This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
[00:03:25] No two people will do it the same
[00:03:28] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[00:03:30] Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump
[00:03:35] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
[00:03:37] Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump
[00:03:39] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[00:03:45] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[00:03:50] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[00:03:54] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
[00:03:59] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:03] Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:07] White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:12] Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump
[00:04:17] Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:24] Let's get stoopid
[00:04:27] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:31] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:37] Doin' the Humpty Hump
[00:04:41] Doin' the Humpty Hump
[00:04:45] Oh yeah come on and break it down
[00:04:53] Once again the Underground is in the house
[00:04:56] I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
[00:04:59] Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies
[00:05:03] Peace and humptiness forever
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