《When I Was Your Age》歌词

[00:00:01] When I Was Your Age - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:31] Let me tell you sonny

[00:00:34] Let me tell you straight

[00:00:35] You kids today ain't never had it tough

[00:00:41] Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate

[00:00:45] You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

[00:00:49] Well nobody ever drove me to school

[00:00:52] When it was ninety degrees below

[00:00:55] We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow

[00:00:59] Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent

[00:01:04] Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent

[00:01:08] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:01:16] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:01:28] Let me tell you something you whiny little snot

[00:01:32] There's something wrong with all you kids today

[00:01:37] You just don't appreciate all the things you've got

[00:01:41] We were hungry

[00:01:42] Broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way

[00:01:46] There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box

[00:01:51] All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks

[00:01:56] Every night for dinner we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt

[00:02:01] If we were really good we didn't get dessert

[00:02:04] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:02:13] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:02:21] Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine

[00:02:29] All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string

[00:02:34] Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad

[00:02:38] Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had

[00:02:43] Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

[00:02:48] Didn't have Nintendo we just poured salt on snails

[00:02:53] Didn't have no water bed

[00:02:54] had to sleep on broken glass

[00:02:57] Didn't have no lawnmower

[00:02:59] We used our teeth to cut the grass

[00:03:21] What's the matter now

[00:03:22] Sonny you say you don't believe this junk

[00:03:25] You think my story's wearin' kinda thin

[00:03:30] I tell you one thing I never was such a disrespectful punk

[00:03:34] Back in my time we had a thing called discipline

[00:03:40] Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve

[00:03:44] Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves

[00:03:49] Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain

[00:03:54] And let me tell ya Junior you never heard me complain

[00:03:57] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:04:07] When I was your age When I was your age