《Secret Prestrictions from the Past(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Secret Prestrictions from the Past - Jed Davis

[00:00:32] Dude so the other night i'm at this house party

[00:00:35] Dude and dude

[00:00:36] There is this dude there who looks kind of like a douchebag dude

[00:00:39] Like dude

[00:00:40] Hes walking around with one of those black and white marble composition notebooks

[00:00:45] Dude dude you know what i'm talking about dude

[00:00:48] And dude hes reading from it to all these different girls dude

[00:00:52] So dude i go over to this dude and i'm like

[00:00:54] Dude let me see this book dude

[00:00:56] And dude upon the cover dude

[00:00:58] This dude has inscribed the title secret prestrictions from the past dude

[00:01:30] Dude i'm like what the hell is this crap supposed to be dude

[00:01:34] And dude hes like oh well dude

[00:01:36] This is my poetry dude

[00:01:37] And dude he opens the book to a poem called the rose dude

[00:01:42] Alls i'm gonna say is this poems called the rose dude

[00:01:45] So dude i'm like really dude

[00:01:47] This sucks its totally cliché dude and dude he says

[00:01:52] Dude you clearly do not get it dude dude

[00:01:54] This is a metaphor dude—the rose is about a girl

[00:01:59] The girl is the rose dude

[00:02:02] Dude i don't even know what to say at this point

[00:02:05] Dude so dude

[00:02:06] I'm just like

[00:02:07] Dude i regret to inform you that you are probably

[00:02:10] Not the first person to ever compare a girl to a rose in a poem

[00:02:16] Dude and dude furthermore

[00:02:19] If your intention is to get girls to have sex with you

[00:02:22] Dude you might want to consider not reading them poetry that is stupid and bad

[00:02:26] Dude and also dude prestrictions is not an actual word dude

[00:02:31] And hes like dude of course it is dude

[00:02:33] So i'm like

[00:02:34] Okay then dude what does it mean

[00:02:36] What does prestrictions mean dude and he says oh dude well you know dude

[00:02:40] Its like when something is prestricted dude

[00:02:42] And i'm like

[00:02:43] Dude you cannot define a word using the word itself dude

[00:02:48] In fact dude

[00:02:49] The only thing anyone can say about

[00:02:51] These prestrictions is that they already happened and nobodys supposed to know dude

[00:02:55] Because apparently they are secret prestrictions from the past dude

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