《The Laird of Inversnecky》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laird Of Inversnecky - Momus

[00:00:37] I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes

[00:00:39] On than you in your best suit

[00:00:41] I said to my dummy at the winter gardens rothesay isle of bute

[00:00:46] While the manager praying for rain watched the 50 gray clouds

[00:00:50] Rolling in

[00:00:53] Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds

[00:00:58] Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds

[00:01:13] Born in greenock 'the tall drole' was known to all

[00:01:17] Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall

[00:01:22] Maidie played the accordion she was 'the small doll'

[00:01:27] We could bring the hoose doon nae bother at a'

[00:01:32] It all seems like yesterday though you weren't alive

[00:01:36] The panopticon the trongate Glasgow 1935

[00:01:41] In the name of the wee man here comes funny Clive

[00:01:46] God it made you glad to be alive

[00:01:51] It's the laird of inversnecky here aye you ken me weil

[00:01:56] With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real

[00:02:00] Cold today aye that's why we're by the seaside

[00:02:05] Everybody come

[00:02:08] To the Aberdeen beach pavilion

[00:02:10] Every single night is fun

[00:02:24] I began as the panto tea boy became the canny Scot

[00:02:29] Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top

[00:02:34] Synonymous for many with my famous character

[00:02:39] The reverend I'm jolly the morose minister

[00:02:44] The character comedians that you may see today

[00:02:48] Where'd they get their talent for remarkable mimicry

[00:02:53] It's plain to see it came from me I saw them scribbling away

[00:02:58] They all laughed like crazy at my hoity toity ladies

[00:03:03] The flag at the castle is half mast high

[00:03:06] Let's all go down to mackie's for a wee cup of tea

[00:03:10] It's the laird of inversnecky here back to make you greet

[00:03:15] The portobello pierrots they cannae compete

[00:03:20] At the Aberdeen beach pavilion sixteen bloody years we've run

[00:03:25] And every single night of it's been fun

[00:03:30] Every single bloody night's been fun