《大长今(歪唱搞笑)》歌词

[00:00:00] 大长今 (歪唱搞笑) - 开山怪

[00:00:12] 词：开山怪

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[00:00:49] 嘿呀嘿呀厨艺属我最强

[00:00:55] 看你的清口水流向远方

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[00:01:55] 五子粥骆驼粥开胃爽口

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[00:02:20] 嘿呀嘿呀厨艺属我最强

[00:02:26] 看你的清口水流向远方

[00:02:31] 嘿呀嘿呀看你们吃得香

[00:02:36] 开山怪三个字美名远扬