《电灯泡2》歌词

[00:00:00] 电灯泡2 - 康康
[00:00:09] 词:方文山
[00:00:19] 曲:周杰伦
[00:00:28] 八字眉一脸鬼祟问他是谁
[00:00:32] 天生的坏胚幼稚园刚毕业
[00:00:35] 穿运动裤坚持配皮鞋
[00:00:38] 个性阴险虚伪不叫我爸
[00:00:41] 偏学电视叫爹还不到六岁
[00:00:45] 居然学会假装憔悴
[00:00:48] 邻居玻璃乒乓全碎
[00:00:50] 棒球棒乱挥在外专惹事非
[00:00:54] 谁知他又哪跟筋不对接着
[00:00:57] 研究星座说他魔羯
[00:01:00] 专克金牛的爹我口吐鲜血
[00:01:03] 倒了八辈子霉跟我说蟑螂
[00:01:08] 最怕拖鞋乌龟怕铁鎚 铁鎚
[00:01:14] 怕爹不详的预感
[00:01:17] 开始作祟接着就往我头上槌
[00:01:26] 我问他是否需要弟弟来陪
[00:01:30] 他缺了门牙的嘴想要姐姐
[00:01:35] 我说只能生弟弟或是妹妹
[00:01:40] 他斜眼一脸不屑硬要姐姐
[00:01:44] 昨瞑乎你吵甲困袂去
[00:01:47] 恁母仔越想煞越生气
[00:01:49] 越头放阮作伊去
[00:01:51] 怨叹恁爸无志气
[00:01:54] 阮是堂堂的六尺四
[00:01:56] 熊熊煞来吐大气
[00:01:58] 白白来演这出戏
[00:02:01] 想来想去放袂记
[00:02:03] 邻居玻璃乒乓全碎
[00:02:06] 棒球棒乱挥在外专惹事非
[00:02:09] 谁知他又哪跟筋不对接着
[00:02:12] 研究星座说他魔羯
[00:02:15] 专克金牛的爹我口吐鲜血
[00:02:19] 倒了八辈子霉跟我说蟑螂
[00:02:23] 最怕拖鞋乌龟怕铁鎚 铁鎚
[00:02:29] 怕爹不详的预感
[00:02:33] 开始作祟接着就往我头上槌
[00:02:41] 我问他是否需要弟弟来陪
[00:02:45] 他缺了门牙的嘴想要姐姐
[00:02:50] 我说只能生弟弟或是妹妹
[00:02:55] 他斜眼一脸不屑硬要姐姐
[00:03:00] 我解释好几百回
[00:03:02] 哄他入睡
[00:03:04] 他梦中流着口水
[00:03:07] 说要姐姐
[00:03:09] 他最后干脆直接叫我姐姐
[00:03:14] 我一脸崩溃想哭却没眼泪
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