《Everything You Know Is Wrong》歌词

[00:00:01] Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:00:09] I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
[00:00:12] With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
[00:00:16] When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat
[00:00:19] Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[00:00:21] I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
[00:00:24] Is it Bob or Joe or Walter
[00:00:27] Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed
[00:00:28] Or Bernie or Steve
[00:00:29] I probably would have kept on guessing
[00:00:31] But about that time we crashed into a truck
[00:00:33] And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
[00:00:36] Finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer
[00:00:41] Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
[00:00:45] Everything you know is wrong
[00:00:48] Black is white up is down and short is long
[00:00:51] And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
[00:00:56] Everything you know is wrong
[00:01:00] Just forget the words and sing along
[00:01:03] All you need to understand is
[00:01:05] Everything you know is wrong
[00:01:09] I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
[00:01:13] When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
[00:01:17] And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
[00:01:19] Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
[00:01:21] The sucked out my internal organs
[00:01:23] And they took some Polaroids
[00:01:25] And said I was a darn good sport
[00:01:27] And as a way of saying thank you
[00:01:28] They offered to transport me back to any point in history
[00:01:31] That I would care to go
[00:01:33] And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
[00:01:36] So I could pay my phone bill on time
[00:01:38] But then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
[00:01:44] Everything you know is wrong
[00:01:47] Black is white up is down and short is long
[00:01:50] And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
[00:01:56] Everything you know is wrong
[00:01:59] Just forget the words and sing along
[00:02:02] All you need to understand is
[00:02:05] Everything you know is wrong
[00:02:44] I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
[00:02:48] When I got a nasty paper cut
[00:02:51] And well to make a long story short
[00:02:53] It got infected and I died
[00:02:55] So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates
[00:03:00] And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
[00:03:04] He tells me that they've got a dress code
[00:03:08] Well he lets me into Heaven anyway
[00:03:10] But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and
[00:03:16] Every day he runs by screaming
[00:03:19] Everything you know is wrong
[00:03:23] Black is white up is down and short is long
[00:03:26] And everything you used to think was so important
[00:03:28] Doesn't really matter anymore
[00:03:30] Because the simple fact remains that
[00:03:32] Everything you know is wrong
[00:03:35] Just forget the words and sing along
[00:03:38] All you need to understand is that
[00:03:41] Everything you know is wrong
[00:03:42] Everything you know is wrong
[00:03:44] Everything you know is wrong
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