《Everything You Know Is Wrong》歌词

[00:00:01] Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:09] I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane

[00:00:12] With a rabid wolverine in my underwear

[00:00:16] When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat

[00:00:19] Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

[00:00:21] I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie

[00:00:24] Is it Bob or Joe or Walter

[00:00:27] Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed

[00:00:28] Or Bernie or Steve

[00:00:29] I probably would have kept on guessing

[00:00:31] But about that time we crashed into a truck

[00:00:33] And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt

[00:00:36] Finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer

[00:00:41] Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

[00:00:45] Everything you know is wrong

[00:00:48] Black is white up is down and short is long

[00:00:51] And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter

[00:00:56] Everything you know is wrong

[00:01:00] Just forget the words and sing along

[00:01:03] All you need to understand is

[00:01:05] Everything you know is wrong

[00:01:09] I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams

[00:01:13] When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension

[00:01:17] And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space

[00:01:19] Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

[00:01:21] The sucked out my internal organs

[00:01:23] And they took some Polaroids

[00:01:25] And said I was a darn good sport

[00:01:27] And as a way of saying thank you

[00:01:28] They offered to transport me back to any point in history

[00:01:31] That I would care to go

[00:01:33] And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night

[00:01:36] So I could pay my phone bill on time

[00:01:38] But then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

[00:01:44] Everything you know is wrong

[00:01:47] Black is white up is down and short is long

[00:01:50] And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter

[00:01:56] Everything you know is wrong

[00:01:59] Just forget the words and sing along

[00:02:02] All you need to understand is

[00:02:05] Everything you know is wrong

[00:02:44] I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin

[00:02:48] When I got a nasty paper cut

[00:02:51] And well to make a long story short

[00:02:53] It got infected and I died

[00:02:55] So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates

[00:03:00] And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing

[00:03:04] He tells me that they've got a dress code

[00:03:08] Well he lets me into Heaven anyway

[00:03:10] But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and

[00:03:16] Every day he runs by screaming

[00:03:19] Everything you know is wrong

[00:03:23] Black is white up is down and short is long

[00:03:26] And everything you used to think was so important

[00:03:28] Doesn't really matter anymore

[00:03:30] Because the simple fact remains that

[00:03:32] Everything you know is wrong

[00:03:35] Just forget the words and sing along

[00:03:38] All you need to understand is that

[00:03:41] Everything you know is wrong

[00:03:42] Everything you know is wrong

[00:03:44] Everything you know is wrong