《第065集_三侠剑》歌词

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[00:00:01] 书接前文

[00:00:04] 圣婴24 人被困萧金台鬼燕川

[00:00:12] 又上了当了

[00:00:15] 咱不止一次说过

[00:00:18] 正人君子往往上当受骗

[00:00:23] 奸邪的小人往往衣食能够得逞

[00:00:29] 人哪

[00:00:31] 故数要忠厚老实

[00:00:35] 但也别过分

[00:00:36] 过分了就成为废物了

[00:00:41] 圣婴呢

[00:00:42] 就过于忠厚老实

[00:00:43] 太相信旁人总是吃亏上当

[00:00:49] 拿眼前的事儿来说

[00:00:52] 24 人被活活困住

[00:00:56] 求生不能欲死不得

[00:00:59] 怎么办

[00:01:02] 圣婴气急了用手指着闵德俊

[00:01:06] 娃娃

[00:01:08] 迷副现在何处

[00:01:11] 我要见民是穷

[00:01:14] 叫他跟我搭话

[00:01:17] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:01:20] 商鞅啊办不到

[00:01:24] 我爹没工夫跟你说话

[00:01:28] 有什么事

[00:01:29] 你跟我说吧

[00:01:32] 声音一看他玩儿横的

[00:01:33] 怎么办呢

[00:01:35] 正在这时

[00:01:36] 气坏了

[00:01:37] 今头大老虎假名啊

[00:01:40] 哎呀

[00:01:42] 玩儿三

[00:01:43] 大爷干脆把他们整下来咱就玩儿命就得了

[00:01:50] 孩子

[00:01:51] 人家在上边不下来

[00:01:53] 咱也上不去

[00:01:55] 想要拼命也做不到啊

[00:01:58] 是啊

[00:01:59] 哎

[00:02:00] 您在旁边儿歇歇

[00:02:03] 您把这活儿交给我了

[00:02:05] 我想什么办法也得把他们鼓捣下来

[00:02:09] 不整死他们两个嗯磨出不来这口气

[00:02:15] 看假名的吧

[00:02:17] 在看金头大老虎养着麻子脸

[00:02:21] 腆着草包肚子迈着罗圈腿儿手提一字镔铁杵

[00:02:27] 来到时喇叭下面

[00:02:30] 人家弓箭够不着的地方know 呆

[00:02:37] 我说兔崽子们

[00:02:40] 你们的心都是黑的玩儿的什么烟炮鬼吹灯

[00:02:46] 嗯

[00:02:47] 把我们爷们给困在这儿了

[00:02:49] 哎哎

[00:02:51] 有种的

[00:02:51] 你们下来分上下论输赢

[00:02:56] 那才叫光棍

[00:02:57] 才叫好汉

[00:03:00] 玩儿这损招儿

[00:03:02] 这是小人

[00:03:04] 敢不敢下来

[00:03:07] 贾明喊半天没人理他

[00:03:11] 人家就吵着他不言语

[00:03:13] 哎

[00:03:13] 哎呀耍烟笋呐

[00:03:17] 哎哎

[00:03:19] 王敏德骏你旁边站那大个儿那家是谁

[00:03:24] 卖不了的书

[00:03:26] 该戳起来了

[00:03:27] 你挺大块头儿

[00:03:29] 你小子敢下来不

[00:03:32] 敢跟假的耶大战30 0合不

[00:03:36] 你要赶下来

[00:03:38] 你算你爹娘生的

[00:03:40] 你小子不敢下来你你是狗生的狗养的

[00:03:48] 这个假名这嘴没把门儿的说的比我这难听的多呀

[00:03:54] 什么解恨

[00:03:55] 他说什么

[00:03:58] 这下激怒了那条大汉

[00:04:02] 站在闵德俊身旁

[00:04:04] 那个非是旁人

[00:04:06] 是玉面小如来闵德俊的亲兄弟叫闵德润

[00:04:13] 这这名儿起得有点儿咬嘴抿得润

[00:04:19] 就好像金甲天神手使金柄龙头硕那位

[00:04:25] 这个二公子敏德润

[00:04:28] 可不是一般的人

[00:04:29] 那是销金台地应台柱

[00:04:34] 掌中这条冰刃146 斤沉

[00:04:38] 勇冠三军

[00:04:41] 刚刚奉师之命下山来辅佐他爹

[00:04:46] 这家伙性如烈火一看假名儿在底下骂她

[00:04:51] 而且指着鼻子他有点儿受不了了

[00:04:55] 大哥

[00:04:57] 我下去一龙头硕把这个丑鬼给拍死

[00:05:02] 看他还敢猖狂不猖狂

[00:05:05] 唉

[00:05:06] 胸大

[00:05:08] 你刚回山

[00:05:10] 你不了解外部地情况

[00:05:13] 这小子使得叫激将法你懂不懂

[00:05:18] 这叫激将法

[00:05:20] 怕咱不下去

[00:05:22] 他故意说这难听的积攒的火儿

[00:05:25] 咱要沉不住气就上了当了

[00:05:29] 帮理他

[00:05:30] 叫他吵吵他爱说什么说什么困他三天三夜他吃不着她喝不着

[00:05:38] 甭打它

[00:05:39] 它自己就完了

[00:05:41] 顶多七天头上咱下去拿绳捆人那有多好啊

[00:05:48] 瞅他怎么活受罪

[00:05:51] 甭勒他

[00:05:52] 哎哎哎

[00:05:55] 这小子说话太难听了别理他

[00:05:58] 假装没听见

[00:06:01] 所以二公子敏德润大火才压下去

[00:06:06] 假名儿吵吵了半天

[00:06:08] 累得口干舌燥

[00:06:10] 一看石蜡子上的人无动于衷

[00:06:14] 心想这怎么办呢

[00:06:16] 接茬骂非把你骂起来不可耳

[00:06:23] 我那个大个子你听着

[00:06:26] 你爹多娘少的货你装什么大瓣儿

[00:06:31] 蒜你赶下来不啊

[00:06:35] 你装什么聋子你你敢跟假的也大战80 0合不

[00:06:42] 你不敢吧

[00:06:44] 因为什么呢

[00:06:45] 因为你爹多娘少

[00:06:48] 我就是你爹你是我儿

[00:06:52] 你爸爸是我孙子

[00:06:55] 你们一家子是我的大佬孙儿

[00:07:00] 圣婴众人一瓶

[00:07:01] 嘿嘿

[00:07:02] 这都什么词儿

[00:07:03] 这都是

[00:07:06] 可现在也都急了

[00:07:08] 所以圣经也没管束假名

[00:07:11] 这假名儿一边骂一边跺脚

[00:07:16] 后来二公子实在是忍无可忍

[00:07:20] 哎哎嘎嘎不行啊

[00:07:24] 我得下去把它拍死

[00:07:27] 2 D 别上当

[00:07:30] 方才我没说吗

[00:07:32] 这叫激将法

[00:07:35] 只有你才上当受骗的甭理他叫他吧

[00:07:40] 看他能骂出什么花儿来

[00:07:43] 哎呀

[00:07:43] 我实在受不了了

[00:07:46] 受不了你也得受

[00:07:49] 甭理他

[00:07:49] 把耳朵堵上

[00:07:51] 人家还不下来

[00:07:55] 假名又骂半天

[00:07:57] 人家还不下来

[00:07:59] 可把假名给急坏了

[00:08:02] 光阴似箭呢

[00:08:04] 一眨眼的功夫天就快黑了

[00:08:08] 也就是说

[00:08:10] 假名众人被困鬼燕川已经一天的时间

[00:08:17] 没吃没喝呀

[00:08:18] 那哪受得了假名儿一转

[00:08:21] 回身来到圣樱进监

[00:08:24] 哎呀

[00:08:24] 三大爷我要不骂呀

[00:08:27] 还能挺一会儿这句骂骂得肚子都空了

[00:08:32] 老长的老肚子一个劲儿打仗

[00:08:35] 可把我饿死了

[00:08:36] 哈哈哈哈

[00:08:39] 他爸爸贾斌酒过来啊

[00:08:41] 别给他一巴掌

[00:08:43] 我说你小子怎么没出息

[00:08:45] 走哪儿都惦记着吃

[00:08:47] 呃

[00:08:48] 大伙儿谁不饿

[00:08:49] 哎

[00:08:49] 可谁不可忍着点儿

[00:08:52] 我忍不住去了

[00:08:54] 哎

[00:08:55] 假名说的是抬头往石砬子上一看

[00:09:00] 人家萧金台的人开饭了

[00:09:04] 故意馋他们就在石砬子上边儿排摆酒席

[00:09:12] 再看那二公子敏德润一伸手抄起一只烧鸡来特为举过头顶

[00:09:22] 让贾明儿他们看

[00:09:24] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:09:27] 嘿嘿

[00:09:29] 这只烧鸡真香啊

[00:09:32] 嗯

[00:09:33] 嘿嘿

[00:09:34] 又烂乎又香二公子正好饱餐一顿

[00:09:41] 说着话拽起一条烧鸡大腿儿吭吭他就肯开了一边儿啃着一边儿就着烧酒

[00:09:51] 嗯

[00:09:52] 好酒好肉

[00:09:54] 哈哈哈哈

[00:09:58] 哎呀

[00:09:58] 把假名给馋的哎呀

[00:10:01] 馋死家得了

[00:10:03] 唉

[00:10:04] 这帮假的可够损的

[00:10:08] 假名拎着镔铁杵又到了十喇叭下头扬着脸就骂

[00:10:13] 哎

[00:10:14] 小子们你们****飞得耶格不可一口不顺当

[00:10:22] 把你们噎死

[00:10:26] 民德就乐了

[00:10:28] 贾明儿你馋啦啊

[00:10:31] 我们宁愿做撑死鬼

[00:10:34] 也不做饿死鬼

[00:10:36] 哎

[00:10:36] 你看我们有吃有喝你就吃不着

[00:10:41] 馋死你

[00:10:42] 哎呀

[00:10:43] 馋死我啦

[00:10:44] 哈哈哈哈

[00:10:47] 你说这辈子多没出息

[00:10:50] 贾明一暗骂

[00:10:52] 接茬骂老敏去把祖坟骂翻了哥儿了

[00:10:58] 后来她骂的太难听了哎

[00:11:01] 那大个子

[00:11:03] 我说你你知道怎么回事儿吗

[00:11:07] 你娘啊

[00:11:08] 早就嫁给我啦

[00:11:10] 你是我儿你知道不

[00:11:13] 你小子大逆不道

[00:11:16] 你气你爹儿哎

[00:11:18] 你太不孝顺啦

[00:11:23] 浙

[00:11:24] 闽德运小如烈火

[00:11:27] 实在忍无可忍了

[00:11:29] 气的王八羔子

[00:11:31] 你敢骂我

[00:11:32] 我打死你

[00:11:35] 他一着急啊

[00:11:36] 把烧鸡扔起来奔假名脑袋变杂贾明一闪身

[00:11:42] 伸手接住

[00:11:43] 哎哎

[00:11:44] 谢谢谢谢而AJ 你还挺孝顺

[00:11:48] 给你憋一只烧鸡正好我馋得要命

[00:11:52] 哎我先吃了不

[00:11:54] 哎呀

[00:11:54] 这多好敏德瑞一看

[00:11:57] 哎呀哎呀气糊涂了

[00:12:00] 怎么把烧鸡扔下去了

[00:12:02] 小贝你等等我教你怎么吃怎么给我吐出来

[00:12:08] 他哥哥怎么拦也拦不住了

[00:12:11] 嗷一嗓子命人取过绳子拴在他腰上

[00:12:17] 在石蜡子上天鹅下蛋把它细下来了

[00:12:22] 那么老高

[00:12:23] 他上不去也下不来啊

[00:12:25] 要往下蹦得摔死

[00:12:29] 玉面小如来一看兄弟兄弟哎呀

[00:12:33] 小心这小子竟坏水儿

[00:12:38] 说话之间

[00:12:40] 敏德润来到石拉子下头把腰里的绳子解开喽喽兵把绳子收回去

[00:12:48] 暂且不提单说

[00:12:50] 敏德瑞手提金柄龙头硕迈大步是直奔假名

[00:12:58] 这会儿这假名儿三下五除二把烧鸡也吃完了啊

[00:13:04] 再来一只还差不多

[00:13:06] 哎哎

[00:13:07] 小子你到底儿下来了啊

[00:13:12] 丑鬼拿命来

[00:13:18] 敏德润论起筋饼

[00:13:21] 龙头硕奔贾明便伐

[00:13:25] 这假名双脚叉开横一字镔铁杵往外招架

[00:13:31] 哎

[00:13:31] 吃完烧鸡有劲儿了

[00:13:33] 开呀

[00:13:36] 啦啦啦啦

[00:13:41] 龙头硕正砸到镔铁杵上的

[00:13:46] 把假名给震的我的妈呀

[00:13:49] 日他奶奶的

[00:13:51] 把镔铁杵震得落了地

[00:13:56] 贾明儿就地支转圈儿只小狗叫

[00:13:59] 哎呀哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:14:01] 我的手哇

[00:14:04] 翻过手心里看把虎口都震破了

[00:14:10] 贾明的脑袋嗡嗡直想伸手咬着牙把兵撇除捡起来

[00:14:16] 人家第二束就砸起来了

[00:14:19] 丑怪我叫你骂我

[00:14:25] 这回假名不敢碰人家的病人往旁边一闪身龙头硕杂倥诤拍在地上打着石块乱飞

[00:14:36] 把地砸了个坑

[00:14:38] 你说这家多大的劲儿

[00:14:41] 假名这坏水儿就冒上来了啊

[00:14:43] 等一等

[00:14:44] 嗯你先等等我把话说完你再动手行不啊

[00:14:50] 丑鬼有话讲来

[00:14:54] 哎

[00:14:54] 我你叫什么名民德润阿敏德润

[00:15:01] 哎

[00:15:02] 我说你小子跟我打咱得有个讲究什么讲究是君子战还是小人战是英雄战还是狗熊站

[00:15:17] 你说的什么我不懂你说清楚点

[00:15:21] 哎我我说清楚点啊

[00:15:25] 君子战小人站怎么解释呢

[00:15:29] 比如说君子债就是你跟我咱俩人儿

[00:15:35] 别人不准插手单对单各对各这叫君子战小人债

[00:15:43] 你看我后面还有一大帮人呢

[00:15:47] 他们全都参加

[00:15:49] 不管三七二十一一起动手

[00:15:53] 您时喇叭上面也有人在跳下几个来啊

[00:15:57] 大家一团混战

[00:16:00] 也不分个数

[00:16:01] 那叫小**

[00:16:04] 不知你希望哪种战术

[00:16:07] 哈哈哈

[00:16:10] 爷爷向来就赞成君子赞成英雄自然喜欢君子债好嘞

[00:16:19] 好嘞

[00:16:20] 你跟我想到一块儿

[00:16:22] 咱们君子战

[00:16:25] 君子战跟君子战还有区别

[00:16:30] 不知你采用哪种菌子寨

[00:16:35] 杨祥武一听乐坏了

[00:16:38] 洋洋我在后头观战呢

[00:16:41] 就跟黄三泰众人说

[00:16:44] 师兄听见没这大个子要倒霉

[00:16:48] 贾明儿要冒坏水儿

[00:16:51] 现在拿话套他套来套去一使劲儿他就玩完了

[00:16:59] 众人谁也没言语就听假名

[00:17:02] 这钱都白花

[00:17:04] 哎

[00:17:05] 君子战跟君子战还不同

[00:17:08] 敏德润不明白这些哪那么多废话

[00:17:12] 你说到底怎么打

[00:17:14] 哎

[00:17:14] 我说咱俩一对三下你砸我三下我砸你三下

[00:17:23] 你看这多好多文明啊

[00:17:25] 哎

[00:17:27] 你拿你那手里呢

[00:17:28] 大树咣咣咣砸我三下

[00:17:31] 要把我给拍死

[00:17:34] 愿我京师不到学艺不高

[00:17:37] 我没能耐死了活该

[00:17:41] 如果没砸动我我再砸你三下把你砸死啊

[00:17:47] 愿你倒霉

[00:17:48] 你这这多好啊

[00:17:50] 你敢不敢应战

[00:17:53] 好就玉米

[00:17:55] 咱俩谁先打谁

[00:17:58] 我出的主意

[00:18:00] 当然你得先砸我了

[00:18:02] 对不咱讲理骂

[00:18:05] 好小薇你站好了

[00:18:09] 结束拿命来

[00:18:15] 在看敏德瑞契机了

[00:18:19] 运足了气力

[00:18:21] 把大树高高举过头顶消灾

[00:18:25] 拿命来

[00:18:28] 刚要杂贾明说话儿等等

[00:18:33] 你这把民德润给气的还有什么话说

[00:18:37] 嗯

[00:18:37] 当然有人没说完呢

[00:18:40] 刚才我说话你听清没你先砸我123 砸三下

[00:18:48] 不能白砸完了

[00:18:50] 我还得砸你呢

[00:18:52] 你别砸完了

[00:18:53] 你跑了我上哪儿找你去废话某家不是那样的人

[00:18:59] 哎

[00:18:59] 对了

[00:18:59] 咱先小人后君子撒吧

[00:19:05] 我要砸了

[00:19:07] 拿命来

[00:19:10] 敏德瑞二次运气把金鼎龙头硕高高举过头顶

[00:19:16] 小镇子结说你为

[00:19:21] 刚使了半截劲儿等等

[00:19:26] 哎呀

[00:19:27] 明天润气的这气儿又废了

[00:19:31] 我说你哪那么多废话等什么呢话没说完呢

[00:19:35] 你这人怎么着急呢

[00:19:38] 这玩意儿是这么回事儿

[00:19:41] 但是你先砸我对不对呢

[00:19:44] 你杂满我我还得砸呢

[00:19:47] 我听清了

[00:19:49] 不就这几句话骂

[00:19:52] 当然我砸完你

[00:19:53] 你可以砸我

[00:19:55] 而是你急什么眼呢

[00:19:57] 对不对呢

[00:19:58] 你得站好了

[00:19:59] 我砸你

[00:20:02] 我到底是怎么回事

[00:20:03] 乱七八糟的

[00:20:05] 你看你这人一点儿都不客气

[00:20:08] 是我出地主意不假

[00:20:09] 我教你砸我这不是客气话吗

[00:20:14] 你呢也得客气点儿

[00:20:16] 你说别借了呃

[00:20:17] 你出的主意

[00:20:18] 那你先砸我得了我不得先砸你妈

[00:20:23] 到底谁先砸谁

[00:20:25] 哎

[00:20:27] 说吧

[00:20:27] 到底怎么的好

[00:20:29] 我得先砸你啊

[00:20:30] 对不对呢

[00:20:31] 砸你一下

[00:20:33] 你再砸我一下就这么第123 对123 哦

[00:20:38] 这么个123

[00:20:39] 对123 1 对一下啊

[00:20:41] 对啊

[00:20:41] 一共一人砸三下看我都听糊涂了

[00:20:46] 好好好你就先砸我

[00:20:49] 哎

[00:20:49] 这不就得了吗

[00:20:51] 准备啊我我气立可大

[00:20:55] 我叫恨天无霸恨地无环地铁霸王

[00:20:59] 这下可够你呛

[00:21:01] 嗯

[00:21:02] 我可攒劲了啊

[00:21:03] 准备好

[00:21:05] 在看敏德瑞骑马蹲裆式战壕守恒金柄龙头硕眼观鼻鼻问口口问心

[00:21:15] 拉出挨打的架子

[00:21:18] 这假明儿先运气呃来喽来喽里了一口气外练筋骨皮啊

[00:21:30] 赵崇茂

[00:21:33] 假名也积了一蹦蹦起多高了双手轮贴出搂头盖饼就砸

[00:21:43] 他恨不得这一下把敏德润发成馅儿饼了

[00:21:49] 哪知道人家横筋饼

[00:21:52] 龙头树旺盛

[00:21:53] 衣架开咔咔咔

[00:22:00] 贾明儿再找处都找不着了

[00:22:02] 飞起来十五六丈高蹦出去20 多丈远

[00:22:07] 把假名好像没震死

[00:22:11] 他这乐子大了站立不稳摔了个仰面朝天

[00:22:17] 要不是金钟罩铁布衫护身呢

[00:22:20] 把假名得摔死

[00:22:21] 哎哟我的妈呀

[00:22:24] 我这家不是肉的是铁葫芦

[00:22:28] 哎呀

[00:22:29] 真死我了

[00:22:32] 贾明缓了半天才爬起来

[00:22:35] 把处捡回来再看敏德润

[00:22:40] 稳如泰山

[00:22:42] 温丝儿没动

[00:22:44] 呵呵呵呵呵呵

[00:22:49] 假没啊啊

[00:22:51] 这回该我砸你了吧啊

[00:22:55] 你还有何说

[00:22:57] 一对一下你站好

[00:23:01] 假名儿一响

[00:23:02] 我的妈呀

[00:23:03] 他要砸我

[00:23:05] 我算倒了霉了

[00:23:07] 先说话后边儿站那些人怎么不过来帮帮忙

[00:23:11] 你们离得挺远都在那看热闹

[00:23:15] 把假名豁出去了

[00:23:16] 哎哎

[00:23:19] 贾明儿回头直看扬翔舞坏水儿冒上来了

[00:23:24] 明儿啊

[00:23:25] 甭看我知道你这人打仗啊

[00:23:29] 有个规矩

[00:23:30] 你要伸手不希望别人帮忙

[00:23:34] 别人一帮忙你骂别人的祖宗对不对呢

[00:23:38] 这是你的个性

[00:23:39] 我各位啊

[00:23:40] 甭管他就看假名儿的

[00:23:43] 他肯定能胜利

[00:23:45] 贾明一听

[00:23:46] 哎呀干不急

[00:23:47] 你全乱套了

[00:23:49] 你等着我的

[00:23:51] 我要叫人拍死变成鬼

[00:23:53] 我先把你掐死啊

[00:23:57] 小明想不行

[00:23:59] 不能叫他砸我还得穷对付我抿得润

[00:24:05] 有话请讲行真够个英雄一般人架不住假的也得益处

[00:24:15] 哎

[00:24:15] 你看你没事儿

[00:24:17] 我服你了

[00:24:18] 哈哈哈哈

[00:24:20] 你服不服

[00:24:21] 又能怎样

[00:24:23] 哎

[00:24:24] 见着英雄了

[00:24:25] 咱俩商量商量省事儿

[00:24:28] 干脆我再砸你俩处不就完了吗

[00:24:32] 干净利索

[00:24:34] 你呢啊

[00:24:34] 砸我三硕你看这多省事儿

[00:24:37] 省着一替一下的脑筋不好

[00:24:41] 还记不准数

[00:24:43] 敏德润一瓶的话

[00:24:45] 这小子真是个无赖啊

[00:24:47] 你也没什么了不起的

[00:24:50] 你杂我能怎么地好

[00:24:53] 还有两下你就砸吧

[00:24:55] 哎

[00:24:55] 这才是英雄呢

[00:24:57] 来来来

[00:25:00] 假名儿出头

[00:25:02] 不敢砸人家

[00:25:04] 哎

[00:25:04] 眼珠一转是计上心头