《清官册094集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 灶王爷

[00:00:01] 杜克熊大战蛤蟆峰这傻家伙

[00:00:08] 怎么叫灶王爷呢

[00:00:11] 老也不洗脸

[00:00:13] 三天五日的这脸都是花花绳儿

[00:00:17] 所以咱们给他送了这么个绰号

[00:00:20] 另外这边还爱吃糖

[00:00:23] 据说灶王爷就爱吃糖

[00:00:26] 他这都里头老离不开糖

[00:00:29] 一把一把的吃吃完了

[00:00:31] 他就有精神了

[00:00:32] 不吃他就发粘

[00:00:35] 今天在这大战哈莫森

[00:00:39] 他一看这个图和上比自己矮了一半

[00:00:42] 小了一圈

[00:00:44] 他就一脸都看不起

[00:00:47] 他瞅着他直笑笑的

[00:00:49] 什么意思

[00:00:50] 我早点把你拍趴下

[00:00:52] 然后那小脑瓜好

[00:00:54] 给我大饼卷肉吃

[00:00:56] 要不拍趴下我什么也吃不着

[00:01:00] 嘿嘿一笑

[00:01:01] 把哈莫森笑蒙了哈

[00:01:04] 陌生的仰脸看着他

[00:01:06] 一瞅

[00:01:06] 这什么货

[00:01:07] 这是怎么这么大块头

[00:01:10] 手里拿的什么假把事儿不大

[00:01:13] 铁锹吗

[00:01:15] 这玩意也是兵器吗

[00:01:18] 看罢多时用

[00:01:20] 娃娃说

[00:01:20] 遗址在弥陀佛

[00:01:27] 来者报名再战

[00:01:30] 问我招募耶杜科雄啊

[00:01:33] 小名叫熊二

[00:01:36] 你说什么啊

[00:01:38] 你也是官人

[00:01:40] Aa 你说对了

[00:01:41] 我也是官人噢

[00:01:43] 我原来商量商量

[00:01:45] 你听话

[00:01:46] 乖乖的

[00:01:47] 我把你两下砸趴下

[00:01:50] 把皇子砸出来

[00:01:51] 然后那小脑瓜

[00:01:53] 嗯

[00:01:53] 给我大饼卷肉吃

[00:01:55] 我们不拍趴下

[00:01:57] 不把皇子砸出来

[00:01:58] 啥也不给我抹

[00:02:00] 给我吃

[00:02:01] 我饿得慌

[00:02:02] 什么玩意儿

[00:02:03] 说的这是蛤蟆峰一听哪国话的讲

[00:02:06] 听不明白

[00:02:08] 好小子不傻

[00:02:10] 装傻不愣装愣啦

[00:02:13] 明来蹦起来就一把吧数

[00:02:18] 杜克熊一看可急眼了

[00:02:20] 噢

[00:02:20] 小子

[00:02:21] 你不听话

[00:02:23] 大饼卷肉吃不着了

[00:02:25] 我娃娃说

[00:02:28] 这一砸他

[00:02:28] 他拿大铁锹

[00:02:30] 以下是上使了个海底捞月

[00:02:34] 往上一都靠

[00:02:40] 斗了个正着

[00:02:43] 大铁锹108 斤

[00:02:46] 文铁凝钢制造的

[00:02:48] 头条是个大铲子

[00:02:50] 头后面是长杆儿

[00:02:52] 就这玩意

[00:02:53] 论起来这兵刃可真特殊

[00:02:56] 娃娃说

[00:02:57] 正拍着上

[00:02:58] 硬碰硬

[00:03:01] 把蛤蟆森给震手臂发麻

[00:03:05] 骨头节嘎巴嘎巴直响

[00:03:08] 这娃娃说就攥不住了

[00:03:09] 你知道我一下就飞了

[00:03:13] 飞起了十几丈高

[00:03:15] 翻着个儿掉到墙外头去了

[00:03:18] ri ri ri

[00:03:22] 砸到人身上

[00:03:23] 不断金蛇

[00:03:25] 蛤蟆森还剩下左手一只

[00:03:29] 哎呀

[00:03:31] 阿弥陀佛

[00:03:34] 论起来

[00:03:35] 砸灶爷的双腿

[00:03:38] 三打两纵烫

[00:03:40] 又碰上蛤蟆僧

[00:03:42] 一抖着手

[00:03:43] U ri la 了

[00:03:46] 又给崩飞了

[00:03:49] 这回蛤蟆森可好

[00:03:51] 成了净手了

[00:03:52] 转身就跑

[00:03:53] 啊

[00:03:54] 干嘛去找家吧事儿去啊

[00:03:57] 空手怎么打

[00:03:59] 灶王爷一看他要跑

[00:04:00] 可着急了

[00:04:01] 你跑了没人管

[00:04:03] 大饼卷肉

[00:04:04] 你在这拿大铁锹

[00:04:07] 凭着往下拍

[00:04:08] 正好拍到蛤蟆森后脑勺上

[00:04:12] 你说蛤蟆森虽然练的是十三太保衡量刀砍上一个白印枪

[00:04:18] 扎上一个白点

[00:04:20] 这都能B 得住

[00:04:22] 渴敝不住这大铁锹的分量

[00:04:25] 太沉了这玩意儿

[00:04:28] 这下拍了个实时灰灰的啊

[00:04:35] 这回真变成蛤蟆了

[00:04:38] 趴在地上是七窍流血

[00:04:41] 手刨脚蹬

[00:04:42] 不动人

[00:04:44] 玩儿吧

[00:04:45] 这滋味怎么样

[00:04:46] 嘿嘿

[00:04:48] 有大饼吃喽

[00:04:50] 扛铁锹

[00:04:50] 他回来了

[00:04:52] 见着照毖把手一伸给我才行啊

[00:04:57] 光打他一个不行啊

[00:04:59] 那么一大半呢嘛

[00:05:01] 都得拍死

[00:05:02] 那才能给大饼卷肉呢

[00:05:04] 可劲儿造一个

[00:05:06] 步行回去

[00:05:08] 哦哦都交给我了

[00:05:10] 都交给你了

[00:05:11] 快回去拍

[00:05:13] 傻子还真就听他的

[00:05:15] 伦大铁锹又回来了

[00:05:17] 哪个还要拍哟

[00:05:21] 蛤蟆僧这已死

[00:05:23] 大莲花侍魂飞天外

[00:05:26] 心想这仗他妈没法打了

[00:05:29] 黄田坝在哪整的这么个硬家伙

[00:05:31] 这家伙是人吗

[00:05:33] 这是

[00:05:34] 干脆群殴吧

[00:05:36] 单打独斗是不行的

[00:05:39] 大连华把掌中三岔鬼头刀一晃

[00:05:42] B 手慢

[00:05:43] 充吧

[00:05:44] 别看热闹了

[00:05:50] 打了筇杖娄山上好几百号

[00:05:54] 山下来了好几百号

[00:05:57] 这家着兵对兵将对将打乱了套

[00:06:03] 平躺着又差

[00:06:05] 哎呀哎呀哎呀

[00:06:07] 啪啪啪

[00:06:10] 武器的撞击声

[00:06:12] 人们的叫骂声

[00:06:15] 惨叫声

[00:06:17] 炮不生混做一团

[00:06:21] 这回这灶王爷可得搂了

[00:06:24] 这大铁锹轮开着盾拍

[00:06:27] 一拍就躺下

[00:06:29] 五六个横扫

[00:06:31] 一片树扫一片杜克

[00:06:35] 熊市越打越高兴

[00:06:36] 大饼卷肉

[00:06:38] 大饼卷肉

[00:06:39] 垮垮垮垮垮

[00:06:42] 小老坦黑世杰拿着顺刀在后面捡漏

[00:06:47] 有呢

[00:06:47] 躺下的

[00:06:48] 没死

[00:06:48] 他过去给补一刀

[00:06:50] 还捡个便宜照

[00:06:51] B 在旁边咯咯之乐

[00:06:53] 欣说

[00:06:53] 咱爷俩差不多

[00:06:55] 要不你怎么拜我为师呢

[00:06:57] 我也去内检漏

[00:06:59] 咱说黄田坝就盯着大莲花一看

[00:07:04] 大莲花这个架势

[00:07:06] 这小子想跑

[00:07:08] 他利用大伙做挡箭牌啊

[00:07:11] 黄田坝西说

[00:07:12] 要叫你跑了

[00:07:13] 见着诗的人我没法交代

[00:07:15] 在跑了100片

[00:07:17] 破案300片也破不了了

[00:07:21] 他是惊弓之鸟

[00:07:22] 要找地方一米哪找他去

[00:07:26] 没地方找去

[00:07:27] 因此天吧就盯着他

[00:07:29] 大连华大名来大连

[00:07:33] 华一看

[00:07:33] 也豁出去了

[00:07:35] 转回身直奔黄天霸

[00:07:38] 双刀并举

[00:07:40] 两个人玩的命

[00:07:43] 这大莲花可不是等闲之辈

[00:07:46] 绿功夫一点儿不刺激

[00:07:49] 黄田坝、黄田坝站翘

[00:07:53] 一个是关着

[00:07:54] 二一个年轻

[00:07:56] 大连华贪*好色

[00:07:58] 身体太虚弱了

[00:08:00] 要不也偏吧

[00:08:01] 还真就不是他的对手

[00:08:04] 即使这样

[00:08:05] 两个人打了个旗鼓相当

[00:08:08] 难分胜负

[00:08:09] 30 多个回合未见输赢

[00:08:14] 但是大连花心里没底

[00:08:16] 打着打着用眼角偷着观看

[00:08:19] 山上的人逐渐走下风头

[00:08:23] 官军占着上风头儿

[00:08:26] 山寨的人不断有人投降

[00:08:28] 不断有人倒下去

[00:08:31] 大连花心

[00:08:32] 想要都等完了

[00:08:33] 我再跑可来不及了

[00:08:36] 36计

[00:08:38] 走为上策

[00:08:40] 到了现在

[00:08:41] 我谁也不顾了

[00:08:42] 就是顾我自己啊

[00:08:44] 人不为己

[00:08:45] 天诛地灭

[00:08:48] 想到这儿

[00:08:49] 他虚晃一刀

[00:08:50] 一转身

[00:08:52] 他背后背着双筒的袖箭

[00:08:55] 紧背低头花装弩

[00:08:58] 要不说他不好抓呢

[00:09:01] 这家功夫还高

[00:09:03] 还会打暗器

[00:09:05] 一转身对准了黄田坝

[00:09:08] 干嘛吃

[00:09:10] 三支袖箭头一只打脑门子挂双眼

[00:09:16] 第二只达哽嗓褂两肩

[00:09:19] 第三只打胸口挂两类快速闪电

[00:09:25] 黄天霸早就留上神了

[00:09:28] 知道打电话会打暗器

[00:09:31] 第一次他跑

[00:09:32] 就是这么跑的

[00:09:34] 因此

[00:09:35] 一边打着

[00:09:36] 一边住着

[00:09:36] 一一看你

[00:09:37] 一转身

[00:09:38] 黄天霸赶紧使那个金刚铁板桥双脚在地上一蹬地

[00:09:44] 身子冷不丁往后一躺

[00:09:47] 罗锅型的

[00:09:50] 这三支袖箭全都打空

[00:09:53] 幸好黄天霸身后没人

[00:09:56] 要有人打到旁人身上

[00:09:59] 三支袖箭打空了天吧

[00:10:01] 一纵身站起来

[00:10:03] 再看大莲花已经上了西厢房

[00:10:06] 摸身就跑了

[00:10:09] 因为是黑天

[00:10:11] 他一上房一晃

[00:10:12] 再找就找不着片吧

[00:10:15] 急的你跑不了

[00:10:18] 先把名刀在后面追

[00:10:22] 照B 和黑世界看得清楚

[00:10:25] 哎呀老师

[00:10:25] 哦

[00:10:26] 我老叔别出事儿了

[00:10:28] 快点跟着我追

[00:10:31] 他们保护着黄天霸

[00:10:33] 耶撒上了房

[00:10:34] 在后头紧追打电话

[00:10:38] 单说这大连话

[00:10:40] 急急如丧家之犬

[00:10:42] 忙忙似漏网之鱼啊

[00:10:45] 奔东北方向就跑下去了

[00:10:49] 一边跑

[00:10:50] 一边回头观看

[00:10:51] 再看

[00:10:52] 黄天霸是紧追不舍

[00:10:55] 哎呀

[00:10:56] 大连华信说呀

[00:10:57] 能把黄田坝给甩掉就妥了

[00:11:00] 这附近哪有水呢

[00:11:04] 那个说什么意思

[00:11:06] 他就怕江河湖海

[00:11:10] 水越宽越绅士越好

[00:11:12] 因为大莲花的水性超人

[00:11:17] 他盼的就是曹科

[00:11:19] 黄田坝就追着不放

[00:11:22] 跑来跑去到一座悬崖边儿

[00:11:25] 上天呐

[00:11:26] 就似亮似不亮

[00:11:29] 已经能看见附近的景色

[00:11:32] 大量挖

[00:11:33] 跑着跑

[00:11:34] 你看

[00:11:34] 哎哟

[00:11:36] 为什么悬崖绝壁

[00:11:41] 脚下云雾缭绕

[00:11:43] 这一脚蹬空下去

[00:11:46] 摔成柿饼子

[00:11:49] 转回身

[00:11:49] 右回身

[00:11:50] 黄田坝追上来了

[00:11:53] 打电话啊啊啊嗯嗯嗯

[00:12:00] 大连华一看到了

[00:12:02] 现在就得玩命

[00:12:05] 要不就

[00:12:06] 我就得投崖

[00:12:08] 要不然就把黄天霸直接死的

[00:12:11] 我们俩反正得剩一个呀

[00:12:14] 说什么不能叫他逮活的

[00:12:17] 要交这十不全

[00:12:19] 我就受着洋罪了

[00:12:21] 转回身来

[00:12:23] 它就像一头受伤的野兽一样

[00:12:26] 吼叫一声是直奔黄天马

[00:12:30] 黄天霸并不言语

[00:12:32] 论刀便砍

[00:12:33] 两个人在悬崖头上展开一场决斗

[00:12:42] 转来转去转去转来黄田坝就挡着道

[00:12:46] 就往悬崖边上逼他

[00:12:50] 不让他夺路而走

[00:12:52] 以黄天霸的武功

[00:12:54] 还真就做得到大连华脑门子都绿了

[00:12:59] 都说什么也跑不了了

[00:13:01] 怎么这时候照B 黑世界感到了赵云一看

[00:13:07] 行了行了行了行了

[00:13:10] 我田坝呀盯住

[00:13:13] 别让他跑了

[00:13:15] 我们爷俩来给你帮兵助阵

[00:13:19] 老鼠为放心吧

[00:13:21] 我们爷俩来了

[00:13:22] 我在旁边用土炮助你一臂之力

[00:13:27] 说着这黑世界就奔树根

[00:13:30] 下去了

[00:13:32] 把包袱皮儿抖了开

[00:13:34] 在这划了土面的和沙子

[00:13:37] 一会儿划了好几斤

[00:13:39] 整个一包

[00:13:40] 他拎着回来了

[00:13:42] 老鼠为你往旁边闪一闪

[00:13:45] 我给他一吐泡泡

[00:13:50] 这么大莲花就扑来了

[00:13:52] 大莲花一闪

[00:13:54] 没打着

[00:13:56] 架不住这黑世界老整啊

[00:13:58] 黄田坝在这打着黑世杰又划了吐去了

[00:14:02] 照B 一看

[00:14:03] 孩子我帮你划了爷俩划了一人

[00:14:08] 拎着一包站着

[00:14:09] 左右脚啊

[00:14:10] 土炮a 照B 呢还

[00:14:13] 这还有土炮冲突

[00:14:17] 打电话倒了霉了

[00:14:19] 还得对付黄田坝

[00:14:21] 还得小心这爷俩冒坏水儿

[00:14:24] 有道是一心不可二用

[00:14:28] 本来黄天霸都对付不了

[00:14:31] 打着打着

[00:14:31] 一个没留神

[00:14:33] 叫黄田把刀里夹脚正踹在心口上

[00:14:37] 把他蹬了个阳面

[00:14:39] 朝天哭通躺那儿刚想起来

[00:14:43] 哎哟

[00:14:43] To pop to

[00:14:47] 二三斤土面的和沙子

[00:14:49] 粒儿全铺的大莲花

[00:14:51] 脸上眼睛

[00:14:53] 鼻子嘴

[00:14:55] 耳朵眼儿全是沙土

[00:14:56] 面子哎呀

[00:15:00] 赵泌冲上去啪啪

[00:15:02] 就几个盖被子砍到大连华后背上

[00:15:07] 大连花在响动是势必登天

[00:15:11] 此刻黄天霸也过来了

[00:15:13] 一抬腿把大莲花脖子给踩住了

[00:15:18] 别动

[00:15:20] 照B 他们腾携手把大连划破腰带

[00:15:25] 丝带全给截下来

[00:15:28] 宁波胳膊给捆上

[00:15:31] 恐怕呢ku 还发送了和静嘞哎呀

[00:15:37] 哎呀娟

[00:15:39] 勒得跟猪爪似的

[00:15:41] 都不过血了

[00:15:42] 这照b he hey 世界才撒手

[00:15:45] 大莲花吐了半天呢

[00:15:48] 啊啊啊

[00:15:51] 眼泪哗哗往下淌

[00:15:55] 照B 拿小刀指挥他

[00:15:56] 哎

[00:15:58] 我说彭坤你放聪明点

[00:16:02] 现在我们爷几个全对着你呢

[00:16:05] 你小子胆敢不老实

[00:16:07] 我一刀一刀把它刮落

[00:16:10] 黄田坝说

[00:16:11] 带着他走奔前山

[00:16:14] 这爷俩拿刀

[00:16:16] 然后逼着他给大连华身上拴条绳

[00:16:20] 能有两丈来长

[00:16:22] 在后头牵着不走

[00:16:25] 拿小片刀扎屁股

[00:16:27] 要不扎脚后跟处啊

[00:16:30] 噔噔噔噔噔往前走几步

[00:16:33] 估计就差黄天霸心里暗笑

[00:16:36] 心说这大莲花作恶多端

[00:16:39] 落到这恶人的手里头也该遭溧阳最么

[00:16:44] 看见就假装没看见

[00:16:46] 该这爷俩高高兴兴牵着他一直奔千山千山

[00:16:53] 现在打斗的如何还不得而知呢

[00:16:56] 黄田坝心悬两地

[00:16:59] 正往回走

[00:17:00] 还没到钱摆平

[00:17:02] 前面有个小山包

[00:17:04] 山包一块平地

[00:17:06] 在看平地上做这个人

[00:17:09] 五心朝天式闭目养神

[00:17:14] 大眼皮逼吹

[00:17:17] 旁边放着长条的包袱

[00:17:21] 这日日出东方

[00:17:23] 霞光万道照在这个人身上

[00:17:27] 跟金甲天神相夫看得特清

[00:17:32] 要想往前走

[00:17:34] 就得赚过这个人笨钱的皮

[00:17:38] 黄天坝西说

[00:17:39] 我瞅这人咋这么眼熟

[00:17:42] 怎么这么眼熟

[00:17:43] 在哪儿见过呀

[00:17:45] 说着越走越近

[00:17:46] 越走越近

[00:17:47] 到了近前

[00:17:48] 不看则可一看

[00:17:52] 黄天霸脑袋是嗡嗡只响

[00:17:56] 暗道不好

[00:18:01] 照B 和黑世界还没有这种感觉

[00:18:04] 因为他俩不认识

[00:18:06] 就见前面这个人

[00:18:08] 就在那坐着

[00:18:10] 比一般人的个都不的

[00:18:12] 要站起来的块头有多大头上戴着砸金殡茶黄红球丙梁文道

[00:18:22] La 3 坚辞归他

[00:18:25] 要不动容求不动他要移动绒球

[00:18:28] 是突出烂掺上

[00:18:29] 碰额脚下打肩头

[00:18:33] 往身上一看

[00:18:35] 穿着一套蓝色的箭袖袍

[00:18:39] 勒着十字盘大袋砂一

[00:18:43] 起码差敦当地滚裤蹬着一双抓地虎的快削英雄场

[00:18:51] 没穿着在旁边放着

[00:18:54] 往脸上光看一张大方脸

[00:18:58] 面色栏边栏的都起保色

[00:19:03] 两道朱砂梅非同两鬓

[00:19:07] 里边还有几根白的大秤砣

[00:19:10] 鼻子往外鼓鼓着

[00:19:12] 眼珠子下边是一部红色的胡须

[00:19:20] 那个说人还长这么难看呢啊

[00:19:22] 跟凶神恶煞相似

[00:19:25] 为什么黄田坝心里没底儿

[00:19:28] 他一看来者是谁啊

[00:19:30] 做梦都没想到

[00:19:32] 来得正是江湖上鼎鼎大名的铁罗汉窦尔敦

[00:19:41] 就这波铁罗汉豆炖

[00:19:45] 跟老黄家世代的冤家对头

[00:19:51] 黄田坝一开始他心头就一凉

[00:19:54] 他怎么还活着

[00:19:57] 他怎么到这儿来了

[00:19:59] 难道没就大连花儿来

[00:20:03] 要真是这样

[00:20:04] 今天可够呛遇上硬币了

[00:20:11] 正在思索之时

[00:20:13] 就见窦军两眼睁开

[00:20:17] 看了看黄天霸

[00:20:19] 又丑丑照B 和黑世杰又看看大莲花

[00:20:23] 双腿一飘

[00:20:25] 站起身来

[00:20:26] 大哥

[00:20:28] 上主天下主地

[00:20:31] 稳如泰山一般

[00:20:34] 对面来吧

[00:20:36] 是天霸吗

[00:20:39] 哎哎

[00:20:39] 特亲热

[00:20:41] 黄田坝没有办法把刀收起来

[00:20:44] 照这个时节

[00:20:47] 看芽大莲花

[00:20:49] 别让他跑了

[00:20:50] 我说他是谁呀

[00:20:53] 窦尔东

[00:20:55] 这仨字一出口

[00:20:57] 照壁二话没说放了个粗Lu p 少窦尔墩

[00:21:05] 坏了坏了坏了坏了

[00:21:08] 人的名树顶黄田坝

[00:21:11] 让他爷俩看着大莲花卖不过来

[00:21:15] 恭恭敬敬的是义工

[00:21:17] 扫地干爹

[00:21:22] 干爹从哪里来

[00:21:24] Er

[00:21:25] 黄田坝ku 拜干爹

[00:21:29] 咚咚咚咚磕仨头

[00:21:35] 那说你说错了

[00:21:38] 黄天霸无缘无故的怎么管窦尔敦叫干爹

[00:21:43] 没说错

[00:21:46] 这里面有一段渊源

[00:21:51] 豆腐也没客气

[00:21:54] 眼见着黄天霸磕头也没拦着

[00:21:58] 黄天霸磕完头等站起来了

[00:22:02] 斗轮这才说话

[00:22:04] 天吧

[00:22:06] 今天我不问你旁的

[00:22:09] 我就问你一件事儿

[00:22:12] 在你们家你爹的床前

[00:22:17] 你怎么跟我发的誓

[00:22:20] 你怎么说的

[00:22:23] 现在你兑现没兑现

[00:22:27] 哎

[00:22:28] 到底怎么回事儿

[00:22:29] 如果兑现了怎么样

[00:22:31] 不兑现又如何

[00:22:33] 我想这话你记得清清楚楚

[00:22:37] 黄天霸点头

[00:22:39] 干爹

[00:22:40] 我没忘我记得清清楚楚

[00:22:44] 我在干爹面前发了誓

[00:22:47] 我至死投身武林

[00:22:51] 闯荡江湖绝不保官府

[00:22:56] 我要口不应心

[00:22:58] 说话不算数

[00:22:59] 干爹随时随地可以摘我的脑袋

[00:23:05] 嗯

[00:23:05] 豆豆点点头

[00:23:06] 对啊

[00:23:08] 这话是亲口说的

[00:23:11] 话犹在耳

[00:23:14] 就像昨天发生的事儿一样

[00:23:17] 那么结果如何呢

[00:23:20] 你背信弃义

[00:23:21] 说话不算

[00:23:22] 休怪干爹我今日无情