《龙虎风云会第96回》歌词

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[00:00:01] 四月18

[00:00:03] 白云瑞要结婚

[00:00:06] 这事儿接二连三就不断

[00:00:10] 其实啊

[00:00:11] 白瑞心里头想过这件事儿

[00:00:15] 得罪的仇人太多

[00:00:17] 他们能不能利用这个机会前来捣乱

[00:00:22] 但又想不可能

[00:00:24] 在天子脚下

[00:00:26] 谁那么大

[00:00:27] 胆子敢跑到这撒野

[00:00:30] 出来他发了

[00:00:31] 封了

[00:00:33] 要不就有神经病

[00:00:35] 所以呢

[00:00:36] 稍微想了想就过去了

[00:00:40] 还真没想到

[00:00:42] 不怕1万

[00:00:43] 就怕万一

[00:00:45] 世界上什么人都有

[00:00:48] 果然就发生事儿

[00:00:51] 书接着前门房书安把刀给他取了

[00:00:55] 如同刁夫生意

[00:00:58] 刘瑞

[00:00:59] 在掌中一横

[00:01:01] 金丝龙鳞闪电劈

[00:01:04] 新本能下来了

[00:01:06] 心说卖出六个

[00:01:07] 60个我也不进

[00:01:11] 但是因为又一想

[00:01:13] 能治衣服

[00:01:15] 不置一府法宽就是个典型的例子

[00:01:20] 我大喜的日子

[00:01:22] 看到七个八个

[00:01:24] 府门前娟是写这玩意

[00:01:27] 也不吉利啊

[00:01:29] 完事儿图个顺序

[00:01:31] 云瑞达定主意

[00:01:33] 把刀一横

[00:01:35] 冷笑了一声

[00:01:37] 朋友

[00:01:39] 我还算了吧

[00:01:41] 咱们园日无冤

[00:01:43] 近日无仇

[00:01:45] 这又何苦呢

[00:01:47] 你们送棺材也罢

[00:01:48] 送哭丧棒也罢

[00:01:51] 吴飞呢

[00:01:52] 叫我难堪难堪

[00:01:54] 这也算不了什么

[00:01:56] 我白毛是交朋友的人

[00:01:59] 我绝不会经官动府以势压人

[00:02:04] 朋友

[00:02:05] 我看适可而止

[00:02:07] 啊呸

[00:02:09] 小白脸子

[00:02:11] 你真是咬人的狗不露齿

[00:02:15] 打一巴掌给个甜枣儿吃

[00:02:18] 你杀了多少路的人呢

[00:02:20] 就这样

[00:02:21] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇

[00:02:23] 白活几句就算拉倒了

[00:02:26] 天子脚下有什么了不起

[00:02:28] 开封府有什么了不起

[00:02:32] 在我们哥们的眼里都是屁

[00:02:36] 我告诉你

[00:02:37] 你也看得出来

[00:02:39] 天使王大我是王二伸手五指令

[00:02:42] 拳手就要命

[00:02:44] 再过这么些年

[00:02:46] 还这么大个儿

[00:02:47] 死又何惧啊

[00:02:50] 来了

[00:02:51] 我没想活着回去

[00:02:53] 但是你可听明白了

[00:02:56] 临死也得抓你个垫背

[00:02:59] 棺材都给你准备好了

[00:03:02] 你说这些话全都没用

[00:03:04] 挺白的

[00:03:06] 既然有人给你送刀来吧

[00:03:09] 你还等什么

[00:03:12] 云瑞遗憾

[00:03:14] 遇上蛮不讲理的

[00:03:16] 这是滚刀肉

[00:03:19] 对待这种人

[00:03:20] 你讲多少道理也白费

[00:03:24] 只好用武力对待

[00:03:27] 余味实在忍无可忍

[00:03:29] 好吧

[00:03:30] 既然如此

[00:03:31] 你进招吧

[00:03:32] 晋朝就近朝华路兵

[00:03:37] 赵青

[00:03:38] 这小子是龙棍变大

[00:03:40] 于瑞上步闪身用刀压他的三节棍刚要进朝

[00:03:46] 后脑海这儿一又是一棍瑞

[00:03:51] 赶紧使了黄蓉道

[00:03:53] 转身抓一闪一跪法空

[00:03:57] 就觉得腿这儿刮风

[00:03:59] 一又是一棍

[00:04:02] 云瑞脚尖点地腾身

[00:04:04] 刚送起来就去一找

[00:04:08] 又是一棍

[00:04:10] 刚把这两棍躲开

[00:04:12] 左右插花

[00:04:13] 数数又是两棍

[00:04:16] 六条虎尾

[00:04:18] 三节棍把

[00:04:19] 云瑞是困在当中

[00:04:23] 白云瑞还得真认真对待

[00:04:26] 稍有疏忽

[00:04:28] 今儿个还就够呛

[00:04:30] 一看这六个小子

[00:04:31] 比下山的猛虎还猛

[00:04:34] 每一招

[00:04:35] 每一式都下了决心啊

[00:04:38] 房书安害怕了

[00:04:40] 老叔啊挺牛神

[00:04:43] 只是六个王命重

[00:04:46] 蒋平气的踢了防摔一脚

[00:04:49] 你扎呼什么呢

[00:04:51] 一心不可二用

[00:04:53] 哎呀

[00:04:53] 一走神儿出了事儿

[00:04:54] 你负责吗我

[00:04:56] 我不是好心吗

[00:04:58] 云瑞心里有底

[00:05:00] 对付几个蟊贼

[00:05:02] 用不着咱们担心

[00:05:05] 蒋平说的有道理啊

[00:05:08] 在和白云瑞

[00:05:09] 认真是认真打过几个照片儿

[00:05:13] 之后一看也不过就是如此

[00:05:17] 仗着年轻

[00:05:18] 又把它立起

[00:05:20] 没有什么特殊D 决议

[00:05:22] 想在这心血画下一平

[00:05:25] 云瑞使巧招跟他们格斗用刀尖儿找他们三节棍接头的环子

[00:05:34] 为什么呢

[00:05:35] 把他们冰着给破坏了

[00:05:37] 他们就没多大的能耐了

[00:05:40] 因此

[00:05:40] 应瑞打着打着冷不丁手腕的移动挂灯赵青

[00:05:47] 这三节课变成两节

[00:05:49] 有一节掉地上啥我

[00:05:52] 你凭什么保证英国的结婚

[00:05:55] 两节儿也能使

[00:05:58] 因为能用两个照面插一刀

[00:06:00] 用刀尖把环子给削弱

[00:06:04] 两节棍变成一节棍哈

[00:06:07] 哇白瑞

[00:06:09] 这赵青拿着一截

[00:06:11] 还往上冲呢

[00:06:13] 云瑞申精一转

[00:06:14] 苍苍苍苍

[00:06:16] 苍苍冰冰

[00:06:17] 啪啪乒乒啪啪啪

[00:06:21] 你以为说什么是乱七八糟的

[00:06:23] 专学三节棍六条三节棍

[00:06:27] 所以才这么热闹

[00:06:28] 63 级棍全给雪落了

[00:06:32] 这六个小子有点儿吃惊啊

[00:06:36] 正在这时候

[00:06:38] 意想不到的事儿发生

[00:06:41] 咱没说吗

[00:06:42] 车上拉着一口白茶

[00:06:44] 大棺材

[00:06:45] 就见了棺材盖飞起来啊

[00:06:53] V 观的人

[00:06:54] 开封府的办差官吓得可不轻啊

[00:06:58] 师傅这怎么回事

[00:06:59] 诈尸了

[00:07:00] 里边还有人儿吗

[00:07:02] 棺材盖飞出多远

[00:07:04] 这螳螂一声落在地上

[00:07:06] 从棺材里头蹦出一个人来

[00:07:11] 这人喊了一声

[00:07:13] 饭桶跟饭桶啊

[00:07:16] 给我闪在一旁吗

[00:07:19] 你们六个都白给

[00:07:23] 在看黑煞神谈锋白沙神许量顶破天加踏地扳倒山扳倒井

[00:07:32] 这六个人往左右一分

[00:07:36] 棺材里蹦出那位走在前面

[00:07:41] 众人皆灯光砍货

[00:07:44] 闹了半天

[00:07:45] 是个年迈苍苍的老太婆

[00:07:49] 牙都没了

[00:07:52] 这人要没牙

[00:07:53] 你显得脸短了一截儿

[00:07:57] 满头的白发

[00:07:59] 梳着个小嘴儿

[00:08:02] 头发也不多呀

[00:08:03] 满头的白发

[00:08:05] 也就是几百根儿吧

[00:08:08] 用红头绳拴着

[00:08:10] 网申上观看穿着又肥又大的白布袍子

[00:08:17] 腰里系着马涛

[00:08:19] 脚下蹬着一双白色的靴子

[00:08:23] 往脸上官桥

[00:08:25] 这张脸是窗户纸白

[00:08:28] 胡窗户纸什么颜色

[00:08:30] 他这脸什么颜色没牙了

[00:08:33] 一张嘴显得一个大黑窟窿

[00:08:37] 脑门突出

[00:08:39] 两眼深陷大鹰钩鼻子Du Lu Sai 是皱纹堆垒

[00:08:48] 这俩眼睛都闪的兰博

[00:08:52] 简直就是个活鬼

[00:08:56] 要到了

[00:08:56] 半夜走的黑道

[00:08:57] 你看一眼就把你吓趴下

[00:09:01] 真跟诈尸差不多少

[00:09:04] 这老太婆手里拿着龙头拐杖

[00:09:09] 蹬蹬蹬几步

[00:09:10] 到了白云瑞进钱

[00:09:13] 我说小猴仔子啊

[00:09:17] 你还挺厉害呢

[00:09:19] 来来来

[00:09:20] 跟老奶奶伸伸手

[00:09:25] 云哥一看

[00:09:27] 倒吸了一口冷气

[00:09:28] 准知道这不是一般的人

[00:09:32] 不认识

[00:09:34] 因为单手提刀

[00:09:37] 用手一只待

[00:09:40] 老太太

[00:09:41] 你是何人

[00:09:44] 敢倒个班儿吗

[00:09:46] 没啥不敢的

[00:09:49] 刚才赵青

[00:09:50] 他们说的一点儿不假

[00:09:53] 既来之则安之

[00:09:56] 怕就不来来了呢就不怕

[00:10:00] 要问你老奶奶是谁

[00:10:03] 一切听了

[00:10:05] 我是从熊耳山碧月山庄来的江湖人给我送个绰号

[00:10:13] 叫独守po po

[00:10:16] 我叫韩艳艳

[00:10:19] 独守婆婆韩艳艳呢

[00:10:23] 云柜一批

[00:10:24] 脑子嗡了一声

[00:10:26] 擦

[00:10:27] 是不是坏了

[00:10:29] 今年遇上劲敌了

[00:10:33] 听老师跟自己说过

[00:10:35] 五宗13 派

[00:10:38] 人家熊耳山碧月山庄的毒手

[00:10:41] 婆婆就站着一派

[00:10:44] 属于协商pi

[00:10:46] 有磨山pi Lu Shan pi 协商派

[00:10:51] 这位是协商派D 教主

[00:10:54] 江湖人称毒手婆婆

[00:10:58] 一狠心读经

[00:11:00] 干死茬子

[00:11:03] 其他门户的人

[00:11:05] 对于他

[00:11:06] 都敬而远之

[00:11:08] 不敢得罪

[00:11:11] 云瑞达练舞那天开始就知道有这么个人儿

[00:11:15] 从来就没见过有人说他年岁太大早死

[00:11:21] 有人说

[00:11:22] 没有他隐居山林

[00:11:24] 不愿露面儿了

[00:11:26] 没想到今儿个在东京出现了

[00:11:30] 瑞啊

[00:11:31] 心里的吃惊

[00:11:33] 表面上很镇定

[00:11:36] 想到这

[00:11:37] 把刀收起来

[00:11:39] 报one 丙数哦

[00:11:42] 我当是谁呢

[00:11:44] 闹了半天

[00:11:45] 是老前辈

[00:11:47] 属弟子眼拙

[00:11:49] 多有得罪前辈

[00:11:51] 在上受魔一半

[00:11:56] 于瑞真不错

[00:11:59] 据说咱先礼后兵

[00:12:01] 我便失礼叫你抓着把柄

[00:12:05] 给独守婆婆韩艳艳看了看

[00:12:09] 哎哎呀

[00:12:12] 小猴仔子挺乖呀

[00:12:16] 白云瑞啊

[00:12:18] 你认为你跟我来这一手我就能饶得了你吗

[00:12:24] 你错了

[00:12:26] 我这人呢

[00:12:27] 是直肠子

[00:12:28] 有啥说啥

[00:12:31] 为什么今儿个找你

[00:12:34] 为什么今儿个跟你见面

[00:12:37] 我把这个道理摆一摆啊

[00:12:41] 对啊

[00:12:43] 你到底为什么呢

[00:12:44] 你是吃饱了撑的还是犯神经了

[00:12:49] 嗯

[00:12:50] 你待着

[00:12:51] 我系脖大头鬼里

[00:12:53] 等着我跟白云瑞算完账

[00:12:56] 我再跟你算账

[00:13:00] 房书安

[00:13:00] 一听它还知道我是谁

[00:13:03] 这是有备而来

[00:13:05] 吓得赶紧躲到讲评身边去了

[00:13:09] 房书安心里的盘算

[00:13:12] 我那块儿有个老祖宗

[00:13:15] 老祖宗要在我的身边

[00:13:17] 我谁都不怕

[00:13:19] 无奈

[00:13:20] 老祖宗前些时跟我说了

[00:13:22] 他还有点私人的事去办

[00:13:26] 最近一个时期不能在我近前

[00:13:29] 那我心里就没底了

[00:13:32] 所以方书安躲在讲评身边

[00:13:36] 单说白云瑞

[00:13:38] 听完了寒烟烟的话点了点头

[00:13:42] 前辈

[00:13:44] 请讲当面

[00:13:46] 好吧

[00:13:47] 那我就说一说啊

[00:13:50] 我也不怕你笑话

[00:13:54] 你们抓住一个飞云道长道篇真人叫郭长达呀

[00:14:01] 政治

[00:14:02] 他奶莲花观的

[00:14:04] 观主莲花门的

[00:14:07] 总门长

[00:14:08] 是老虎

[00:14:10] 听说这一波长达挨了刀了

[00:14:14] 早死多时了

[00:14:16] 正是他已经伏法了

[00:14:20] 好累

[00:14:21] 我就从国厂拿来的

[00:14:24] 实不相瞒

[00:14:27] 在若干年之前呢

[00:14:30] 佛长达是我的未婚夫

[00:14:33] 我是他的未婚妻

[00:14:37] 我们俩自小就青梅竹马

[00:14:41] 嘿嘿

[00:14:43] 后来鸭遇上点儿特殊的事儿

[00:14:47] 我们两个天南地北

[00:14:50] 各占一方

[00:14:52] 就再也没露面

[00:14:54] 这也是缘分呐

[00:14:57] 我们光有夫妻之名

[00:14:59] 并无夫妻之实

[00:15:03] 老陈

[00:15:03] 我一赌气

[00:15:05] 搬到熊耳山碧月山庄

[00:15:09] 我终身不嫁

[00:15:12] 到现在还是个黄花大闺女

[00:15:17] 我就苦练无意啊

[00:15:20] 结果把我这武艺练成了闯荡江湖

[00:15:24] 几十年没打过败仗

[00:15:27] 威震武林没有对手

[00:15:32] 前些时

[00:15:33] 我听说了我长达

[00:15:36] 先是大脖筋断了

[00:15:39] 而后教你们给杀了

[00:15:41] 我挺难过

[00:15:43] 尽管我们没有夫妻之实

[00:15:46] 毕竟还有夫妻之名啊a

[00:15:51] 因此呢

[00:15:52] 我要给郭长达报仇雪恨

[00:15:57] 这才领着我几个徒孙不远千里来到东京

[00:16:04] 在住店的时候啊

[00:16:05] 听店主跟我们介绍

[00:16:08] 你白云瑞大喜的日子

[00:16:11] 四月18 奉旨完婚

[00:16:15] 好啊好啊

[00:16:18] 我们来的是太巧了

[00:16:20] 因此呢

[00:16:21] 在你的婚礼上替你祝贺这不啦了一口白茬棺材

[00:16:28] 白瑞啊

[00:16:29] 你别叫我费事

[00:16:31] 最好呢

[00:16:32] 你是自行了结

[00:16:35] 你先抹了脖子

[00:16:37] 我把你装到棺材里拉回熊耳山

[00:16:42] 哎

[00:16:42] 找个地方把你一埋

[00:16:45] 我就算给郭长达呀

[00:16:47] 二仇雪了

[00:16:48] 恨

[00:16:49] 这就是呢

[00:16:50] 以往D 经过不知道你听明白没听明白

[00:16:56] 啊

[00:16:59] 听明白了

[00:17:02] 你想给郭长达报仇

[00:17:04] 为了一点都不假

[00:17:08] 老人家

[00:17:08] 您错了

[00:17:11] 郭长达该死

[00:17:13] 该死

[00:17:15] 犯下十恶不赦之罪

[00:17:18] 所以当今天子御笔亲批

[00:17:23] 把它仿佛云阳市口开刀

[00:17:27] 问斩

[00:17:28] 他所做的坏事是罄竹难书啊

[00:17:33] 老人家是

[00:17:35] 您跟他有缘份

[00:17:38] 有夫妻之名

[00:17:40] 但是你也得分一分是非曲直啊

[00:17:45] 就这么糊了八度

[00:17:47] 替他报仇

[00:17:49] 我觉得是个遗憾呢

[00:17:52] 您老人家是剑客的身份

[00:17:57] 你应该明白事理呀

[00:18:00] 老人家

[00:18:01] 看您偌大年纪的份上

[00:18:04] 白毛独家计较老人家

[00:18:08] 如果您累了

[00:18:09] 请到府里休息休息

[00:18:11] 我是双手欢迎呆子

[00:18:15] 小兔崽子耍滑是不

[00:18:19] 哦

[00:18:20] 想给我个糖球吃

[00:18:23] 就此你就没事儿了

[00:18:25] 你休想

[00:18:28] 今天老奶奶来了

[00:18:30] 就是要你的命

[00:18:32] 听说徐良白脸梅梅在家

[00:18:35] 算他捡了便宜

[00:18:36] 叫他多活两天

[00:18:38] 他要在家

[00:18:39] 你们俩一对儿都好不了

[00:18:44] 于瑞还是别扭

[00:18:46] 跟他不能耽误的时间长了

[00:18:49] 爸爸

[00:18:52] 该动手的时候就得动手啊

[00:18:56] 老人家

[00:18:58] 您不要强人所难呢

[00:19:01] 如果鄙人太甚休怪

[00:19:04] 白哥瑞要以小凡上了

[00:19:09] 哎

[00:19:10] 哎哎

[00:19:12] 你说什么

[00:19:14] 预表反唱了

[00:19:16] 好吧好吧

[00:19:18] 来来来来

[00:19:20] 我倒要开开眼

[00:19:22] 瞅瞅怎么样

[00:19:23] 给玉面小达摩

[00:19:26] 我听说了

[00:19:27] 你是白云剑客D 老杂毛儿呃

[00:19:31] 他的徒弟还有个老秃驴

[00:19:34] 叫临空也交给你

[00:19:36] 你小子挺厉害a

[00:19:38] 来来来

[00:19:39] 我瞅瞅厉害到什么程度

[00:19:42] 说话之间隆起龙头

[00:19:45] 拐杖是愣头变大

[00:19:48] 于瑞往旁边一闪身和刀动手

[00:19:53] 跟着韩艳艳就斗在一处

[00:19:57] 你以前正好

[00:19:58] 就这一看不行

[00:20:01] 干脆结不了帐

[00:20:04] 就见你独守婆婆深情乱转龙头拐杖

[00:20:09] 呼呼刮风

[00:20:10] 呼前就Hu Hu 左就右

[00:20:13] 跟那个魔鬼的影子差不多

[00:20:16] 少啪啪啪

[00:20:18] 嚓嚓

[00:20:20] 十几个照面儿白云

[00:20:22] 为这汗就冒出来了

[00:20:25] 房书安

[00:20:26] 你看我四爷爷

[00:20:29] 咱别卖不了的书

[00:20:30] 该戳在这儿动手吧

[00:20:32] 各位动手吧

[00:20:34] 我老叔娘盯不住了

[00:20:36] 就在这儿紧关节要的节骨眼儿上

[00:20:40] 看热闹

[00:20:41] 老百姓当中有人说话了

[00:20:46] 这人呢

[00:20:46] 还有点哑

[00:20:47] 脖子公鸭嗓

[00:20:54] 嘎嘎兄弟

[00:20:55] 没想到这老妖婆跑这撒野来了

[00:21:00] 来来来

[00:21:01] 咱哥儿俩闲着也是闲着

[00:21:04] 逗逗他

[00:21:05] 逗逗他啊

[00:21:07] 解放解放解放

[00:21:10] 说话之间

[00:21:11] 从人虫之中

[00:21:13] 走出俩老头儿a

[00:21:16] 这俩老头儿长得一般高

[00:21:19] 五短身材两个矮胖子

[00:21:23] 一个红脸

[00:21:25] 一个白脸

[00:21:28] 头上都带着一把抓的随风倒

[00:21:31] 身穿黄渤的歌不刨

[00:21:35] 每人地脚上

[00:21:37] 都等着大红福字履

[00:21:40] 肩头上都扛着钱搭子

[00:21:44] 每人手里都拄着一根拐杖

[00:21:48] 往脸上看

[00:21:49] 都是一张娃娃脸

[00:21:52] 你别那么大年纪了

[00:21:54] 那脸色极好

[00:21:57] 红扑扑带一层亮光

[00:22:01] 仍然飘洒前行

[00:22:04] 条条透风

[00:22:05] Gen gen Lu ru

[00:22:07] 咱就这么说吧

[00:22:08] 这一对老者

[00:22:11] 长得几乎一样

[00:22:14] 好像是双胞胎

[00:22:16] 其实啊

[00:22:17] 还真就这么回事儿

[00:22:18] 真是双胞胎

[00:22:21] 就是皮色不一样

[00:22:24] 连的举止动作几乎一致

[00:22:29] 就见那白脸的老头儿眯着笑眼儿拄着拐杖在前边

[00:22:36] 那个红联儿的

[00:22:37] 在后

[00:22:38] 边儿跟着分人群来到老太太近前

[00:22:44] H 我们说两句啊

[00:22:48] 我说别打了

[00:22:50] 别打了

[00:22:51] Aa 助手助手

[00:22:54] 瑞虚晃一刀

[00:22:56] 跳出圈来

[00:22:58] 你看

[00:22:58] 这谁也不认识

[00:23:00] 但这俩老头儿不讨厌

[00:23:04] 因为擦了一把汗

[00:23:07] 二位老人家

[00:23:08] 你想干什么

[00:23:10] 干什么呢

[00:23:11] 来救你

[00:23:14] 你哪是他的对手啊

[00:23:16] 她是个疯婆子

[00:23:19] 你还没把他惹急呢

[00:23:21] 你要把他惹急了

[00:23:23] 他什么特殊手段都有啊

[00:23:26] 他是吃人饭不拉人屎的货

[00:23:30] 白将军你穿新鞋别踩狗屎白将军闪退硬盘

[00:23:40] 把这老妖婆教育我们哥儿俩