《Lisa’s Life Story》歌词

[00:00:00] Lisa's Life Story - Frank Zappa

[00:00:08] Hello My name is Lisa Popeil

[00:00:12] Ha ha Ever seen one of these

[00:00:16] My father who's filthy rich made this

[00:00:19] It's a Pocket Fisherman

[00:00:21] Ha ha And he also made the Veg-O-Matic

[00:00:23] Which works about as well

[00:00:25] And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco

[00:00:28] I'm sure you've heard of him

[00:00:30] He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on I know

[00:00:36] Now I'm here to tell you my life story

[00:00:44] When I was young

[00:00:47] I was a skinny neurotic bitch

[00:00:53] (Doo-doo-da-dee-ha )

[00:00:58] But it didn't matter

[00:00:59] (E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh )

[00:01:01] Because the ego was so large

[00:01:10] It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing

[00:01:13] Or seen nothing in my life ow

[00:01:18] Trapped in a sexless body I always knew

[00:01:24] (Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)

[00:01:26] That I was an oversexed hussy

[00:01:33] So my next task was to find someone who could

[00:01:43] Satisfy my every desire

[00:01:57] (Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood

[00:01:59] Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)

[00:02:04] Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials

[00:02:10] So I went out to get me some

[00:02:15] Of what I needed all along

[00:02:19] A pair of titties just like mom

[00:02:23] (Ah Ah Ah Ah )

[00:02:27] I went to a Catholic school

[00:02:32] With all those nerds

[00:02:35] I swear a good Catholic girl

[00:02:38] Can't go anywhere these days

[00:02:45] Well then there was a quest for the perfect hunk

[00:02:53] I spell that h-u-n-k hunk

[00:02:58] You know I like them tall and blonde