《三鞭子》歌词

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[00:00:09] 我说怎么还没人骂

[00:00:11] 怎么就没人呢

[00:00:13] 小吴啊

[00:00:14] 咱们自己想想吧

[00:00:15] 哎哟

[00:00:15] 你说这翻山越岗的

[00:00:17] 你让我想啥办法看看什么原因

[00:00:20] 哎

[00:00:21] 完了怎么啦

[00:00:22] 这车越陷越深啦啊

[00:00:24] 这排气管都让你呼住了

[00:00:26] 是啊

[00:00:26] 没得出来了

[00:00:27] 这是a 啊

[00:00:32] 你活着干什么

[00:00:34] 干什么玩意儿

[00:00:36] 这老破毛驴

[00:00:37] 你往哪儿赶呢

[00:00:38] 你啊往前赶呢

[00:00:39] 往前赶

[00:00:39] 你没看这儿缺人吗

[00:00:41] 这你别动

[00:00:42] 嗯过来

[00:00:44] 你来看看就这造型

[00:00:46] 谁能看出是人来差点没把毛又下毛毛雨

[00:00:51] 你这老头怎么这么能抬杠呢

[00:00:53] 你啊抬啥杠啊

[00:00:54] 黑灯瞎火你不走路你搁这干啥呢

[00:00:57] 这车不陷里头了吗车

[00:01:03] 哎哟

[00:01:05] 恢复了这部轿车吗

[00:01:07] 轿车咋的叫车回家见的好

[00:01:10] 这玩意儿好深啊

[00:01:13] 肯定是进城来

[00:01:16] 在城里来的进村

[00:01:17] 吃啥货了

[00:01:19] 赶快走啊

[00:01:19] 我还得等着回家呢

[00:01:20] 哎呀

[00:01:21] 我们正想办法呢

[00:01:22] 快点想AV

[00:01:23] 啥玩意儿啊

[00:01:24] 这刀在这摆着呢

[00:01:25] 没人拦着你了

[00:01:26] 一走走你咋这么说话

[00:01:28] 一共就这么宽

[00:01:29] 各道啊

[00:01:29] 往哪走啊

[00:01:30] 你乐意咋走咋走啊

[00:01:32] 你说的啊

[00:01:33] 我跟你车上赶过去

[00:01:34] 你敢把你卖了也赔不起

[00:01:36] 你怎么这么说话呢

[00:01:38] 我不跟你说

[00:01:39] 我不跟你

[00:01:41] 把我卖了

[00:01:42] 我听听多钱一斤

[00:01:44] 你干啥的

[00:01:45] 我干我四级

[00:01:46] 我干啥的我

[00:01:49] 整了半天

[00:01:49] 你是个司机啊

[00:01:51] 不是四机打的司机

[00:01:53] 司机不就是开车的吗

[00:01:54] 哎呀我是赶车的咱俩同行统称都是车老板子

[00:02:03] 饿了一大天了

[00:02:04] 谁愿意在这旮跟你扯这闲蛋似的

[00:02:06] 你饿了一天了

[00:02:08] 着急吃饭我那毛驴子一天啥也没吃了

[00:02:11] 你怎么说话呢

[00:02:12] 咋说话

[00:02:13] 你怎么这样呢

[00:02:13] 我打电话

[00:02:15] 啊

[00:02:15] 真不礼貌

[00:02:17] 可这事还真没戴礼帽

[00:02:20] 哎呀

[00:02:20] 嗯

[00:02:21] 你老师前面的村里吧

[00:02:23] 马上就到家了

[00:02:24] 正好我们也想上你们的村儿去我看出来了

[00:02:27] 你说我们的车出不来

[00:02:29] 你那个车也过不去

[00:02:31] 这条路啊

[00:02:32] 你老熟的前一半啊

[00:02:34] 没啥好办法

[00:02:35] 就这条破路啊

[00:02:36] 赶上这个破天儿啊

[00:02:38] 你得整这个破司机谁破你啊

[00:02:41] 我说你破还约你啦

[00:02:43] 你这样开车不合格哪不合格

[00:02:46] 你长得就违章啊

[00:02:49] 爽啊

[00:02:53] 咋的

[00:02:53] 你这样你开什么车呢

[00:02:54] 老近视眼

[00:02:55] 你感冒了

[00:02:56] 我都不用

[00:02:57] 这不是你明白

[00:02:59] 不明白这是平静

[00:03:00] 这是他家车开得这样你还平静你都平静了你能平静吗想办法办法都有啊嫌犯这种情况赶快找人往出抬啊你上哪儿找去啊车喇叭没电了连个人影都没有啊是不是啊

[00:03:19] 这些农村你按喇叭有啥用

[00:03:21] 一黑天儿都都睡觉了

[00:03:23] 啥时候啊

[00:03:24] 一会儿这都是啥病

[00:03:27] 对

[00:03:27] 这不熟不熟

[00:03:29] 第一次来啊

[00:03:31] 不知道这是哪

[00:03:33] 我告诉你

[00:03:35] 前边是高庄

[00:03:36] 嗯

[00:03:38] 那是赵庄恶

[00:03:40] 这儿是马家河子

[00:03:49] 这一代一句话是当年游击队的根据地啊

[00:03:54] 破地方

[00:03:56] 篮球没打招呼吧

[00:03:57] 没啊

[00:03:58] 那你白来了

[00:03:59] 怎么的啥也吃不着了

[00:04:00] 你不是你以为咱们上你这儿吃来了

[00:04:04] 可别装了

[00:04:05] 就你那腐败的肚子

[00:04:07] 你不吃谁相信你啦

[00:04:14] 哎呀

[00:04:15] 吃饭是小事儿

[00:04:17] 喝酒是大事儿

[00:04:19] 没那个意思

[00:04:20] 我说这条老破路

[00:04:22] 多少年了

[00:04:23] 老多年了

[00:04:24] 什么车到这都见了呀

[00:04:25] 毛驴车就限不住

[00:04:27] 人家问你的是机动车

[00:04:29] 我知道是机动车你老激动啥

[00:04:33] 我问你大炮

[00:04:34] 车是不是机动车话到这儿就没见住怎么的呢

[00:04:39] 那是当年拔露陷住了老百姓给他抬出来了

[00:04:47] 坦克厉害吧

[00:04:49] 到这儿就陷入了

[00:04:50] 为什么呢

[00:04:51] 小日本子的老百姓给他挖坑

[00:04:56] 哦

[00:04:58] 中午我就是游击队民兵排尖刀班挖坑组的彭长

[00:05:07] 真的啊

[00:05:08] 这一代的坑完全我是一手设计的

[00:05:11] 是啊

[00:05:11] 那时候对付日本鬼子

[00:05:12] 那是大坑套小坑小坑套老坑坑中还有水水中还有钉下去

[00:05:18] 朱英啊

[00:05:19] 我说今天这坑也是你挖的吧

[00:05:22] 你咋那么没长心呢啊

[00:05:24] 当时挖坑那是对付日本人的

[00:05:27] 现在咱们修还修不过来呢

[00:05:29] 还能挖坑

[00:05:30] 嗯大呀

[00:05:31] 嗯

[00:05:32] 听说咱们村儿有不少这个土特产品啊

[00:05:35] 满山都是宝

[00:05:36] 就是运不出去

[00:05:37] 嗯

[00:05:38] 我告诉你啊

[00:05:39] 前两天还外商来了

[00:05:40] 是啊

[00:05:41] 外伤啊

[00:05:43] 相中咱这土特产品了啊

[00:05:46] 他管咱这山上的玩意儿叫绿色食品

[00:05:48] 嗯

[00:05:48] 准备要在城里建厂呢

[00:05:50] 好事儿好事儿

[00:05:51] 是啊

[00:05:52] 人家实际一考察就完了

[00:05:54] 咋的

[00:05:54] 你说存在运输问题啊

[00:05:56] 用汽车往外运啊的给你

[00:05:59] 走路啊

[00:05:59] 用毛驴车往外运的绿色食品

[00:06:02] 到城里就得变成黑色

[00:06:04] 用直升飞机原地往前爬

[00:06:06] 不够油钱

[00:06:08] 结果怎么样

[00:06:09] 结果是外国人办事儿还是比较利索的

[00:06:12] 就说三句话

[00:06:13] 非常感人

[00:06:15] 事儿就办完了

[00:06:16] 所以说呢

[00:06:17] 让人深思说啥了

[00:06:19] 耐人寻味

[00:06:20] 哪三句话呀

[00:06:21] 拜拜

[00:06:22] 拜拜了

[00:06:30] 哎呀

[00:06:31] 看来这个路不好啊

[00:06:32] 是直接影响咱们的经济发展可不是吗

[00:06:36] 这些年来

[00:06:37] 就为了对付这条破路

[00:06:38] 所以说家家养鱼啊

[00:06:40] 嗯

[00:06:41] 拖拉机都不好使不敢买哎

[00:06:44] 就用毛驴能对付啊

[00:06:46] 大爷大爷大爷一提毛驴

[00:06:47] 我想起来了

[00:06:48] 你把那毛驴让他用他干啥呀

[00:06:50] 房子往出拉车呀

[00:06:52] 你太单纯了

[00:06:53] 咋的了

[00:06:54] 干一天活了

[00:06:55] 你让她休息休息吧

[00:06:56] 哎呀

[00:06:57] 你让他给咱加个班儿呗

[00:06:58] 你当时司机呢说加班就加班

[00:07:02] 我告诉你啊

[00:07:03] 这头驴是我和我老伴的心肝宝贝啊

[00:07:07] 平时在我们家的地位比我都高

[00:07:11] 让老伴给他惯出毛病来了啊

[00:07:13] 你让他拖个200斤呐

[00:07:15] 拒载啊

[00:07:17] 100斤以上

[00:07:18] 我得替他扛一把啊

[00:07:20] 老爸更心疼你啊

[00:07:22] 有一次买消炎就买20 斤

[00:07:25] 嗯

[00:07:26] 回来的路上吧

[00:07:27] 就看着驴驮吧

[00:07:28] 就心疼了啊

[00:07:29] 不让旅途了啊

[00:07:30] 自己又背着我老伴啊

[00:07:32] 其余回来的啊

[00:07:39] 你要实在心里的这个驴还花钱

[00:07:42] 调整的事儿啊

[00:07:44] 钱到这儿不一定好使

[00:07:47] 人都怎么了

[00:07:48] 办点儿啥事儿就钱钱钱钱

[00:07:51] 没钱就不办事了

[00:07:53] 你到底能给多少钱

[00:07:55] 开个玩笑给钱还不要今天白拉一趟让你看看老区人究竟是什么觉悟

[00:08:03] 哎呀谢谢你姥姥谢

[00:08:05] 我要谢赶紧帮我解驴妈妈给好好赶快吕涛给我解下来啊

[00:08:11] Re a

[00:08:14] A 走a

[00:08:16] 对对对来

[00:08:18] 于涛拴车上AAAAA 拴好了

[00:08:22] 听我一个人指挥好你啊过来好

[00:08:25] 嗯嗯

[00:08:27] 我说他

[00:08:27] 你下去干啥

[00:08:30] 嗯

[00:08:33] 妤妤a

[00:08:35] 我啊撒盐撒在前面转啥啥玩意儿

[00:08:39] 哦哦

[00:08:40] 我驴

[00:08:41] 你这不还在沙漠就在前面传好一啊

[00:08:46] 上车把方向这不行

[00:08:48] 你老这么大岁数哪能让你在前面拽呢

[00:08:51] 你把梦想呢

[00:08:53] 我看这个决定完全是正确的

[00:08:55] 来来来

[00:08:56] 不是老爷子

[00:08:57] 你会左打轮右打轮儿吗

[00:08:59] 你啊

[00:08:59] 你不放心你

[00:09:00] 王乐咱俩是同行啊

[00:09:02] 还左打轮右打轮

[00:09:03] 这跟感冒轮车有啥区别呀

[00:09:06] 鱼鱼就是往左火就是往右驾就是前进

[00:09:11] 造就是倒挡

[00:09:12] 一踩刹车啊

[00:09:18] 来来来

[00:09:19] 准备a 准备好哎

[00:09:23] 哒哒哒哒

[00:09:24] 哒哒哒哒

[00:09:25] 喊啥呢这是人

[00:09:26] 你咋这么事儿多呢

[00:09:28] 目前

[00:09:28] 你们仨的主力是驴

[00:09:30] 我说前进

[00:09:31] 他能等吗

[00:09:42] 只要车能出去喊啥都行

[00:09:44] 不这么喊确实缺乏点文明礼貌啊

[00:09:47] 这样啊

[00:09:48] 你啊上后边走走

[00:09:50] A 好

[00:09:50] 你怎么着你也过来玩

[00:09:57] 这车棚打开了

[00:09:58] 不能赶紧打开打开

[00:09:59] 你打它干啥呀

[00:10:00] 论编吗

[00:10:01] 不是你坐轿车轮什么鞭子里往轮边的前边儿打鱼喊口号

[00:10:06] 给你俩听

[00:10:07] 这不都明白了吗

[00:10:08] 好好

[00:10:08] 哎

[00:10:14] 哎哎哎

[00:10:16] 这还有凉快点UI

[00:10:22] You

[00:10:23] 两腿儿蹬后腿儿蹬

[00:10:26] 最近亏钱峰死人

[00:10:28] 性别放假灰灰

[00:10:36] 嗯

[00:10:39] 622

[00:10:41] 你这螃蟹吃多了你咋老往上推呢

[00:10:45] 屋里喊呢完一股子一股子的

[00:10:47] 谁知道在哪儿使劲呢

[00:10:48] 那玩意儿是不是喊点有节奏的气氛强的我们好使就是喊其软院我出来

[00:10:56] 哎呀跟我说一下啊

[00:10:58] 摔的啊

[00:10:59] 没问题

[00:11:00] 把裤子裹住点意a

[00:11:10] 准备好哎

[00:11:12] 建这条路啊

[00:11:14] 真难修啊

[00:11:15] 全是坎儿啊

[00:11:17] 竟是沟啊

[00:11:18] 叫汽车到这儿就打雾啊

[00:11:20] 全靠毛驴儿往出周啊

[00:11:23] 这条路是真特殊啊

[00:11:25] 这些年来没人铺啊

[00:11:27] 匆匆化肥运不进那山里的柿子进不出啊

[00:11:32] 老百姓急的哇哇哭啊

[00:11:34] 叫声大爷你别发怒啊

[00:11:36] 这回我心里有两束啊

[00:11:38] 要是不修这条路我们那算什么

[00:11:42] 跑站住啊

[00:11:46] 你刚才说要修路队

[00:11:49] 就这条路马上就修

[00:11:52] 你说话算数吗

[00:11:54] 这是他们袭来的时先生

[00:11:57] 老师啊

[00:11:58] 给他乡里修桥

[00:11:59] 那个妈就是妈妈呀

[00:12:05] 干实事来了

[00:12:09] 真给我们修路吗

[00:12:10] 媳妇儿

[00:12:11] 我就是特意来考察这条路a

[00:12:15] 嗯

[00:12:16] 这老少爷们要知道这件事儿

[00:12:21] 喂

[00:12:22] 我今天下来

[00:12:26] 嗯

[00:12:30] 刚才我跟你说那些话

[00:12:33] 千万千万没关系

[00:12:35] 没关系

[00:12:35] 你得往心里去

[00:12:39] 你老的话

[00:12:40] 我是牢牢的记在心

[00:12:43] 这条路要是再不行

[00:12:46] 这车陷里边

[00:12:47] 大伙能给它排出来

[00:12:49] 这人心要实现里边

[00:12:52] 今天有你这句话

[00:12:54] 咱就像当年台八路D 炮车一样把这车抬出来

[00:12:59] 好你等着

[00:13:01] 哎呀

[00:13:01] 你要喊人去啊

[00:13:02] 不用

[00:13:04] 我老赵三声鞭响

[00:13:06] 乡亲们立刻到场来接县长

[00:13:21] 啊

[00:13:23] 高冷米饭

[00:13:24] 大豆腐准备好

[00:13:25] 县长是来给咱修路来了来嗨歌

[00:13:34] 老老爷们配就配就散发

[00:13:39] 散发嗨就嗨就嗨起来呀

[00:13:43] 快叫快叫往前走啊

[00:13:47] 快叫快叫走下的路啊

[00:13:50] 快叫快叫看清楚啊嘿呦嘿呦

[00:13:55] 嘿咿呀嘿休嘿休

[00:13:57] 皇帝是图啊

[00:13:59] 快就快就瞎发瞎发

[00:14:02] 快叫快叫上山坡胎教胎教爬进呼啊

[00:14:06] 开就开就加油啊

[00:14:09] 开就开

[00:14:09] 就呼吸

[00:14:10] 哇啦喊叫

[00:14:11] 喊叫

[00:14:12] 喊叫

[00:14:12] 喊叫

[00:14:13] 喊叫

[00:14:13] 喊叫

[00:14:14] 喊叫

[00:14:14] 喊叫

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