《儿子大了》歌词

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[00:00:53] 古人云

[00:00:54] 鸡抱窝鸭下蛋谁的活谁去干

[00:00:59] 小时候儿算命先生说我是埋在土里的珍珠

[00:01:03] 迟早会灿烂

[00:01:09] 已经被淹没62 年地老人参突然被官方发现今天我是代表我们村里老少爷们的心愿

[00:01:20] 找我

[00:01:21] 儿子刘百万进行一次合作项目的重要谈判

[00:01:26] 只许成功不许失败

[00:01:31] 到了

[00:01:33] 哎呀

[00:01:33] 看我儿子门前在家还修这么大台阶呢

[00:01:39] 这台阶整灯泡干啥多费电这玩意儿

[00:01:50] 老头儿

[00:01:52] 你找谁

[00:01:54] 不找谁

[00:01:55] 我想亲自接见一下你们总经理你要见我们老总老总有我在这儿他就是小种你是谁呀

[00:02:08] 谁这乌龟水管是不是六百万一人是600万支跌刘老根不信呢

[00:02:21] 这是我的片子

[00:02:26] 哎呀

[00:02:27] 是大叔啊

[00:02:28] 我这里找刘总去你老是记不住啊

[00:02:31] 我气就来

[00:02:33] 小丫头还不让我进多会认名片了

[00:02:37] 不然还把我拽出去了

[00:02:39] 小样让你让啊我儿子房间这么气着我的妈

[00:02:45] 这大场面

[00:02:46] 这家比你们村委会大多了

[00:02:51] 这些光子

[00:03:07] 找谁姓刘啊找我

[00:03:12] 我的小猫咪

[00:03:14] 你是我的小猫咪

[00:03:17] 哥哥

[00:03:18] 我把你王乐让你有了

[00:03:24] 有啥嘞

[00:03:25] 我不是装糊涂

[00:03:26] 我听糊涂了

[00:03:29] 生了就给我报了我家孩子你可整明白了

[00:03:32] 我不是我的那啥

[00:03:33] 我刚到这屋

[00:03:35] 我不是我儿子

[00:03:36] 我儿子是我爹啊啊啊

[00:03:43] 我是我爹不是我是我儿子他爹啊

[00:03:46] 我刚到这屋没人接电话

[00:03:48] 我就拿起来了

[00:03:49] 是咋的

[00:03:50] 有啥的大牌啦

[00:03:52] 那什么你看他来了啊

[00:03:55] 你电话啊

[00:03:58] 说出你的小猫咪试试

[00:04:04] 有了就报了

[00:04:08] 受累你

[00:04:11] 哦哦

[00:04:12] 大姐啊

[00:04:12] 哎

[00:04:13] 对对是我是我刚才是我爹才刚来啊啊

[00:04:19] 怎么没有了呢

[00:04:21] 做好了那收了给我送过来啊

[00:04:23] 好嘞

[00:04:23] 哎哎

[00:04:24] 谢谢啊

[00:04:25] 好再见a 啊

[00:04:27] 怎么回事儿哈

[00:04:29] 我托人买个波斯猫仔子有了把我吓一跳

[00:04:34] 我说什么玩意儿

[00:04:39] 你再不穿这玩意干啥

[00:04:40] 这天老冷了

[00:04:41] 这两天好像要变天了似的

[00:04:43] 哎哎

[00:04:44] 爹啊你看

[00:04:46] 来时候咋也不换身衣服呢

[00:04:49] 换衣服干啥

[00:04:50] 哎

[00:04:50] 我不是让你给弄一套西服收到了啊

[00:04:53] 你也真能拯救你爹这体型是穿洋服的吗

[00:04:57] 不合身儿给村长你咋给他了呢

[00:05:00] 给她俩是皮卡单子呢

[00:05:02] 可不卡

[00:05:03] 当咋的

[00:05:03] 我穿卡当村长穿上也卡

[00:05:05] 当你快去吧

[00:05:15] 怎么称呼老爹你是管他叫王姨吧

[00:05:18] 什么不是这么大吗

[00:05:21] 我叫王一

[00:05:23] 你得叫姨奶吧

[00:05:26] 你误会啦

[00:05:27] 我名字叫王姨那个仪式受先那个一当快乐假

[00:05:32] 那你就叫王快乐

[00:05:34] 王姨你快去吧

[00:05:35] 王宇啊

[00:05:37] 很别扭呢

[00:05:38] 你要觉得别扭你就管他叫小王小王一你看我这辈儿还上不来了

[00:05:44] 我就不穿

[00:05:47] 衣服了

[00:05:47] 不要说啥

[00:05:49] 那个我衣服呢

[00:05:50] 我目的不是来整衣服来了

[00:05:52] 我这次来有重要事儿

[00:05:54] 狗剩子

[00:05:56] 你看我给你带啥了

[00:06:00] 哎呀

[00:06:00] 爹你大老远带这破玩意干啥啊

[00:06:03] 你说破玩意儿

[00:06:04] 这是样品呢

[00:06:05] 还破玩意儿

[00:06:06] 老少爷们都指这点儿吃饭呢

[00:06:09] 为啥今天呢

[00:06:10] 咱爷俩就是正八经地面对面来一次谈判

[00:06:15] 你和我谈判

[00:06:17] 咋的正事儿你说吧

[00:06:20] 怎么做随便做呗

[00:06:23] 你别随便儿正事儿用插个小红旗儿啥的

[00:06:27] 不人家那是外宾外宾

[00:06:30] 我不是外宾

[00:06:31] 你也别拿我当你爹刘老根

[00:06:34] 我是代表刘二普全村跟你办正事来了

[00:06:37] 风是公办

[00:06:39] 那我坐这边呢

[00:06:40] 看啥呀

[00:06:41] 我看一般电视上主要人物都坐这边开始吧

[00:06:47] 哎

[00:06:47] 行行行里做点错吧

[00:06:53] 你做呗干啥握手啊

[00:06:55] 你看看啊

[00:07:03] 你笑啥呀

[00:07:04] 让他记得路正事就是正事

[00:07:08] 二我先说吧

[00:07:11] 爱说吧

[00:07:14] 情况呢

[00:07:15] 就是这么个问题啊

[00:07:21] 对了

[00:07:22] 村里还给我写个文件

[00:07:24] 我照着念文件

[00:07:26] 那可不

[00:07:28] 全村啊

[00:07:29] 拿这事儿

[00:07:29] 可当了不得的事啊

[00:07:37] 看见了吧

[00:07:38] 念吧

[00:07:41] 行啊

[00:07:44] 嗯

[00:07:45] 啊

[00:07:50] 那两盘睡觉啊

[00:07:57] 别呛着

[00:07:58] 没事儿

[00:07:58] 我就得走冷了

[00:08:01] 开始开始吧

[00:08:01] 你念吧

[00:08:02] 念嗯

[00:08:04] 嗯

[00:08:05] 改革春风吹满地流艾普

[00:08:10] 人要争气

[00:08:11] 弯门盗洞找关系

[00:08:21] 喂

[00:08:21] 你好

[00:08:21] 这是刘总办公室

[00:08:23] 三星酒业

[00:08:26] 所以咱们先做饭去

[00:08:30] 啊

[00:08:30] 对不起啊

[00:08:31] 我们刘总他不在呀

[00:08:33] 嗯

[00:08:33] 好好的

[00:08:34] 我一定传达到拜拜

[00:08:37] 小丫头撒谎脸都不红

[00:08:39] 这边是一米八那边不再配合挺好开头来吧

[00:08:47] 哎

[00:08:47] 你从头来

[00:08:50] 改革春风吹满地

[00:08:52] 刘二堡人要争气

[00:08:54] 弯门盗洞找关系喂你好

[00:09:02] 这是刘总办公室

[00:09:04] 哈狼总啊

[00:09:05] 你等一等啊找你呢

[00:09:11] 哎啊

[00:09:14] 嘿你好啊

[00:09:17] 洗桑拿行了行了

[00:09:19] 行了

[00:09:19] 你别你别糟践我了

[00:09:20] 哎哟那几个丑八怪我嗯嗯

[00:09:25] 这话了

[00:09:26] 那咱别忽悠啊

[00:09:28] 说好了就得了

[00:09:29] 啊啊

[00:09:29] 就这样不见不散啊

[00:09:31] 好嘞a 好就这样啊啊

[00:09:34] Aa 你还挺忙哦

[00:09:36] JJ 事儿

[00:09:37] 天天洗桑拿啊

[00:09:39] 是啊这不又新开一家又去桑拿按摩去啦

[00:09:43] 跟我爹说那干啥

[00:09:44] 他也不懂我啥不懂啊

[00:09:45] 我没洗过我还没听说过呀

[00:09:48] 洗桑拿就跟农村呼地瓜差不多

[00:09:52] 连洗带蒸最后上去充吗

[00:09:59] 这玩意儿啊

[00:10:00] 说啥玩意儿开了头还没开出来呢

[00:10:03] 你这老这一会儿要抓紧时间行不行呢

[00:10:05] 行啊

[00:10:10] 改革春风吹满地

[00:10:13] 刘二普人要争气

[00:10:15] 弯门盗洞找关系

[00:10:22] 那还不行呢

[00:10:24] 他不想你就念吧

[00:10:25] 我一念字

[00:10:26] 他就想一念字

[00:10:27] 他就想他这阵儿不是没想这前一段儿你听明白吗

[00:10:36] 我听明白啥你老吹满地吹满地是**这玩意儿他写的也别扭

[00:10:41] 叫你甩这玩意干啥

[00:10:42] 整了半天接入不了正题儿

[00:10:44] 我用白话跟你说吧

[00:10:47] 就是说啥呢

[00:10:48] 咱虎子今年的形势我的妈呀啊改革春风吹满地就是又没落来又没汗

[00:11:00] 东坡西岭的山楂红丹丹一大片卖不出去

[00:11:04] 眼看就有了老少爷们儿急得团团转着

[00:11:08] 我说你得找你儿子刘百万呢

[00:11:10] 现在人发家都有条件呢

[00:11:12] 有的地方靠成交

[00:11:14] 有的地方靠海难

[00:11:15] 有的地方靠走私

[00:11:17] 有的地方靠靠干呢

[00:11:19] 就咱这谱子啥也不靠

[00:11:20] 赶紧找你儿子吧

[00:11:21] 我这不就来了吗

[00:11:23] ID 我寻思咋回事儿呢啊

[00:11:27] 我寻思你赶紧往回投钱

[00:11:29] 是不是你或者是帮卖山楂或者是投点钱

[00:11:34] 见一个山楂加工厂

[00:11:35] 整点山楂糕

[00:11:36] 山楂片

[00:11:37] 山楂果茶

[00:11:37] 易拉罐等等这么多钱

[00:11:43] 你能不能谈点正事吧

[00:11:45] 这玩意整就整这事儿啊

[00:11:46] 喂喂什么喂他不是这个银行网站哪

[00:11:56] 老哥最近又上哪去占去啦啊你你你别扯这个了

[00:12:01] 啊啊啊

[00:12:06] 还什么贷款

[00:12:07] 诶哟

[00:12:08] 这哥们儿我现在兜里没钱了你给帮着维持啊

[00:12:14] 能出啥事儿啊

[00:12:15] 佛智

[00:12:17] 行了行了

[00:12:18] 行了

[00:12:18] 啥也别说了

[00:12:20] 反正我现在手里没钱啊

[00:12:22] 对你爱咋咋地

[00:12:24] 我陪着

[00:12:28] 阿爹咱们谈哪儿来着

[00:12:31] 先别谈刚才这电话整事儿啊

[00:12:35] 跟你没关系

[00:12:37] 你别跟我煤矿该谁钱呢

[00:12:39] 就是银行过去贷点款贷多少啊

[00:12:42] 那咋还不还呢

[00:12:43] 咱们谈咱们你管这干啥

[00:12:45] 你说你谈这干啥呀

[00:12:47] 谈完了你没钱往回头不白谈吗

[00:12:49] 哎呀

[00:12:49] 你那点儿钱算啥呀

[00:12:51] 不是你舅姥一会儿来电话要钱

[00:12:53] 一会儿这那这钱该多少啊

[00:12:56] 没多少钱

[00:12:58] 没有多少不得有个数吗

[00:12:59] 他得

[00:13:00] 才800多万荣800多万800多

[00:13:06] 哇

[00:13:08] 大叔

[00:13:09] 你别担心

[00:13:10] 我们刘总他心里有数儿要保险多贷款要是贷款过百万**不敢抓**不敢判纯扯东风吹

[00:13:24] 战鼓擂

[00:13:25] 共产党怕过谁

[00:13:27] 国民党800万军队都削没了你这800万块钱

[00:13:30] 还想牵黄呢

[00:13:37] 这不完了吗

[00:13:38] 你说这不出事了吗

[00:13:40] 我还搁这谈判呢

[00:13:45] 这有啥动静啊

[00:13:48] 嗯

[00:13:51] 扣谁的

[00:13:53] 谁要扣他

[00:13:54] 哎呀

[00:13:55] 这是传**吧

[00:13:58] 我说狗剩子是不是出事儿了

[00:14:00] 你别总狗剩子狗剩子行不行

[00:14:02] 我是你爹我管你叫什么

[00:14:04] 小名儿怎么还不行了呢

[00:14:05] 大叔啊

[00:14:06] 你别总这么称呼呢

[00:14:07] 刘总别躲

[00:14:09] 有种有种这都快成肿瘤少什么少管呢

[00:14:18] 我不管你不成精了吗

[00:14:19] 你说你不管谁管呢

[00:14:21] 你说你多能耐

[00:14:22] 现在各银行整出800多万了

[00:14:25] 搁这块儿一会儿桑拿

[00:14:27] 一会儿按摩一会儿给人发钱不给劲长拢

[00:14:31] 吃喝**的你这打算枕着你说啥呢

[00:14:34] 啥吃喝**的干啥呀

[00:14:35] 咋的

[00:14:36] 怎么的

[00:14:38] 我跟你说狗剩子永远记住一条

[00:14:42] 咱可是农村出来的知道吗

[00:14:45] 刘二普仁你祖宗你爷爷你爹我咱都是农民

[00:14:50] 他说什么也不听

[00:14:51] 农民农民老忘不了你是个农民

[00:14:55] 我**你啥阶级啊

[00:14:56] 你啊啊啊

[00:15:02] 把她爹绑起来

[00:15:03] 你回来

[00:15:04] 他是我爹

[00:15:05] 我是你爹

[00:15:07] 对我是你爹我多光荣啊

[00:15:12] 多骄傲啊

[00:15:14] 我往村头一战

[00:15:15] 就像县长下乡把老百姓接见我明白

[00:15:20] 老百姓不是看我

[00:15:21] 我有个好儿子大款有钱呐

[00:15:24] 800多万呢

[00:15:26] 破折号欠款的老脸

[00:15:32] 我回去

[00:15:33] 我怎么说我这脸我的脸呢

[00:15:38] 脸搁这小样儿

[00:15:42] 你说真不知道半斤八两这么大岁数了还留着弹吧

[00:15:45] 来了还要光辉灿烂呢

[00:15:48] 你说这干啥呀

[00:15:52] 这是

[00:15:53] 谁请你来不傻

[00:16:00] 我说狗种啊

[00:16:16] 我告诉你

[00:16:21] 我觉得这一辈子你妹子

[00:16:32] 嗯

[00:16:40] 大叔啊

[00:16:42] 嗯

[00:16:42] 不谈判啦

[00:16:43] 等**来讨论吧

[00:16:52] 王姨啊

[00:16:54] 最不行的时候往刘二普捎个信儿啊

[00:16:57] 爹

[00:16:58] 你看太谦虚了

[00:17:00] 你是我爹呀

[00:17:02] 我是你爹啊