《郭德纲糖尿病晚期了》歌词

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[00:00:01] 谢谢您的掌声鼓励

[00:00:03] 有的朋友说郭老师怎么下去了

[00:00:05] 嗯嗯

[00:00:05] 身体不是特别好

[00:00:07] 最近比较忙

[00:00:08] 呃

[00:00:08] 电视台录像

[00:00:09] 昨天录像录到了三点多

[00:00:11] 中午就去了

[00:00:12] 录像录到三点

[00:00:13] 天津台那个将游戏

[00:00:15] 身体比较累阿

[00:00:17] 下去休息

[00:00:18] 再加上糖尿病

[00:00:20] 确实16 个加号

[00:00:21] 你说哎

[00:00:25] 作吧

[00:00:25] 你就让他下去休息休息嗯

[00:00:28] 这场把我们俩人换上来了

[00:00:30] 我又回来了

[00:00:32] 刚才这个汾河湾a

[00:00:34] 咱们要给大伙儿好好演a

[00:00:36] 加上我跟诗

[00:00:37] 跟我师傅合作的时候不是特别多

[00:00:39] 那没有给大伙儿

[00:00:41] 呃

[00:00:41] 演得到位

[00:00:43] 接下来的时间再给大伙儿唱一个

[00:00:45] 唱一个什么呢

[00:00:46] 唱什么太平歌词

[00:00:49] 太平歌词其实不好来不好啊

[00:00:52] 有的朋友说这个太平歌词我听过听过不好听

[00:00:55] 不好听

[00:00:56] 没关系

[00:00:56] 嗯

[00:00:56] 仔细听

[00:00:57] 怎么样

[00:00:57] 越听越不好听哈

[00:01:01] 好好听

[00:01:03] 连续听

[00:01:04] 连续听仨月

[00:01:05] 嗯

[00:01:05] 你就吐了

[00:01:06] 哎呀啊

[00:01:07] 慢性的

[00:01:08] 太难听了

[00:01:09] 是啊

[00:01:09] 得分谁唱是吗

[00:01:11] 我师傅

[00:01:11] 郭德纲郭老师唱的好

[00:01:14] 刚才的这几句梆子我们学不来

[00:01:16] 学不来学不会

[00:01:18] 只有他一个人会

[00:01:20] 他那个嗓子好家伙

[00:01:21] 高亢激昂

[00:01:22] 催人了像一般

[00:01:27] 催人尿下

[00:01:28] 催人泪下泪

[00:01:29] 一般人来不了

[00:01:30] 来不了

[00:01:31] 太平歌词唱的也好

[00:01:33] 嗯

[00:01:33] 我是跟他学的呀

[00:01:34] 您是他徒弟呀

[00:01:35] 所以我唱的也不赖

[00:01:37] 当然啦

[00:01:38] 现在会唱太平歌词的人不是特别的多是吗

[00:01:41] 嗯

[00:01:41] 全中国乃至全世界啊

[00:01:43] 就四个人会唱啊

[00:01:45] 我听听哪四个

[00:01:46] 我师傅

[00:01:47] 嗯

[00:01:47] 郭德纲大师哥和鱼尾

[00:01:50] 就那个

[00:01:51] 还有20 个曹云金

[00:01:53] 嗯

[00:01:53] 还有就是我

[00:01:55] 就我们四个人

[00:01:56] 其他的他们都不会

[00:01:58] 都没有听过

[00:01:59] 真的像这个净值的吃

[00:02:01] 肥头大耳

[00:02:02] 你说都没听过

[00:02:04] 谁没听过你

[00:02:05] 我们也学过啊

[00:02:07] 不能什么都不能啊

[00:02:09] 跟谁学的

[00:02:09] 跟我师傅学的

[00:02:10] 你是谁呀

[00:02:11] 你管呢

[00:02:12] 完了吗

[00:02:12] 你管呢

[00:02:13] 没有吧

[00:02:13] 我告诉我们会不能就你们四个慧这样吧

[00:02:17] 怎么样

[00:02:17] 我唱一个啊

[00:02:19] 我让你猜猜怎么样

[00:02:23] 这拼对了

[00:02:27] 这一场就拼对一个

[00:02:28] 你知道吗

[00:02:29] 猜蒙猜猜是哪段蒙猜您唱我就告诉你哪一段行行吗

[00:02:35] 行不较劲吗

[00:02:36] 唱这个啊

[00:02:37] 还得有专门的乐器

[00:02:38] 对啊

[00:02:39] 意思对

[00:02:40] 你有吗

[00:02:42] 我今儿不唱

[00:02:42] 我没带我完了完了根本就没有谁没有没有哦

[00:02:47] 你有

[00:02:48] 玉子你怎么了

[00:02:52] 嗯

[00:02:55] 是嗯

[00:02:57] 还有一个呢

[00:02:57] 还有一个

[00:02:58] 嗯嗯两声还不一样

[00:03:02] 嗯哼

[00:03:03] 这么打压

[00:03:05] 要饭要惯了

[00:03:07] 怎么打一只手打一只手

[00:03:10] A 听得好好来啊

[00:03:15] 对

[00:03:25] 啊啊啊啊没说出来罢了呢

[00:03:34] 什么玩意儿花点儿花点儿不行啊

[00:03:38] 给你唱一个啊唱不知道是哪段儿

[00:03:41] 您唱我知道哪一段

[00:03:43] 杭州美景盖世无双白蛇传

[00:03:52] 行

[00:03:53] 这叫什么

[00:03:55] 这叫给你点面子什么呢

[00:03:57] 给你点面子不用a 脸比你大头一段都知道

[00:04:03] 怎么啦

[00:04:04] 我师父经常唱白蛇传

[00:04:06] 白娘子

[00:04:07] 白素贞都都知道我在给你换一只

[00:04:13] 换一换就不知道

[00:04:14] 听那个小骏马

[00:04:15] 不是汉高祖有道

[00:04:19] 坐江山啊

[00:04:22] 有全身

[00:04:23] 嗯嗯

[00:04:26] 你挤到门上了是怎么着呢

[00:04:28] 什么那段韩信算卦

[00:04:30] 韩信算卦啊

[00:04:31] 怎么了

[00:04:32] 看来我的CAD 你没少买呀

[00:04:36] 我买它干什么呀

[00:04:37] 我

[00:04:38] 我又不遮挡号牌儿

[00:04:40] 别废话啊

[00:04:43] 韩信钻都知道

[00:04:44] 知道为什么

[00:04:45] 他知道吗

[00:04:46] 刚才我在厕所的时候唱的挺好的

[00:04:49] 我说行话

[00:04:49] 这叫溜活呀

[00:04:50] 厕所溜达上山之前唱一遍

[00:04:52] 哎呀

[00:04:53] 我就正唱着呢

[00:04:55] 嗯

[00:04:55] 就看门口有个黑影蹭就过去了

[00:04:57] 就是他

[00:04:59] 您放心的

[00:04:59] 绝不是我没那么利落

[00:05:01] 身上我要蹭他就摔倒了

[00:05:07] 那可能就你摔倒就摔倒了没有

[00:05:10] 你看一下蛮好的

[00:05:11] 那我就不会的

[00:05:12] 听那个啊

[00:05:13] 有的朋友等等不了

[00:05:15] 走了

[00:05:16] 说这个更精彩

[00:05:17] 跟你说吧

[00:05:18] 甭拿这话扣人了

[00:05:19] 就啊走了后悔去吧

[00:05:23] 反正票已经买了

[00:05:26] 行了行了

[00:05:26] 他给我风怎么样

[00:05:28] 听那个啊啊诗崇豪富范丹穷甘罗运

[00:05:40] 早晚太公

[00:05:43] 胖揍燕外公外面稍高

[00:05:47] 燕回命

[00:05:49] 动安太公卖面

[00:05:52] 你要死吧你

[00:05:54] 谁要死

[00:05:56] 这道菜上来了

[00:05:57] 换什么换

[00:05:58] 咱们换一个来听这个

[00:06:00] 这个如果说你能猜上来是哪一段啊

[00:06:03] 我死这儿

[00:06:06] 你啊

[00:06:07] 你早该死了

[00:06:09] 听那个唱的是哪的

[00:06:11] 我死这儿听这个啊

[00:06:14] 看见蟑螂我不怕不怕嘛呀

[00:06:21] 嘿呀嘿嘿

[00:06:24] 哪段哪一段儿啊

[00:06:25] 你这是太平歌词吗

[00:06:27] 这不歌曲吗

[00:06:28] 逗你呢

[00:06:29] 你甭逗我啊

[00:06:31] 您来听这个啊

[00:06:32] 您看我不会的

[00:06:33] 来

[00:06:33] 你换一个啊

[00:06:34] 换一个那中公闲游初唐劝人风

[00:06:42] 庄公闲游

[00:06:43] 出趟城西

[00:06:44] 劝人方换

[00:06:46] 较劲吗

[00:06:47] 不是专攻闲游

[00:06:48] 出趟城西兑换全方全风

[00:06:50] 我能跟你那一样吗

[00:06:52] 都这么胖怎么不一样了

[00:06:54] 庄公闲游多了

[00:06:55] 非得出城西啊

[00:06:57] 原词儿

[00:06:58] 这个铸成器怎么玩儿不是玩儿啊

[00:07:01] 上哪儿不是玩儿啊

[00:07:02] 怎么就上哪儿玩儿啊

[00:07:04] 这词儿就这词儿不一样啊

[00:07:07] 我这破瓜子嗓子

[00:07:09] 你看我我抽了别抽了

[00:07:13] 嗯

[00:07:14] 抽疯啊

[00:07:15] 吓死你啊啊

[00:07:24] 买什么来着

[00:07:24] 中弯弓闲游出趟城西

[00:07:33] 西门峡西北角听过吗

[00:07:40] 这住什么里了

[00:07:41] 这是西北角听过吗

[00:07:43] 西边的a 网下来

[00:07:45] 我就听后边翘起演了

[00:07:49] 他人骑马我骑驴

[00:07:50] 对不对

[00:07:51] 不一样啊哪不一样听的呀

[00:07:53] 来呀

[00:07:54] 他人骑马我骑驴

[00:07:58] 我骑着猪

[00:08:01] 一样吗

[00:08:02] 人家胡说八道啊

[00:08:04] 怎么啦

[00:08:04] 没有骑猪的

[00:08:05] 我骑猪你着什么急啊

[00:08:08] 你生什么气呀

[00:08:13] 你这词儿部队从来没有没有吃住的啊

[00:08:17] 你听听

[00:08:18] 往下听啊

[00:08:19] 下不去

[00:08:20] 我骑着猪

[00:08:23] 扭回头

[00:08:24] 看见一个推小车的汉老太太呀

[00:08:31] 老太太

[00:08:32] 嗯

[00:08:34] 哦

[00:08:35] 这个老太太前面走着一个老爷子

[00:08:43] 老爷子

[00:08:45] 老爷子

[00:08:46] 老爷子

[00:08:47] 老太太说

[00:08:48] 啊大哥

[00:08:50] 我问你大石烂儿怎么走啊

[00:08:55] 后勤受贿的段子

[00:08:56] 大哥

[00:08:57] 我问你大石烂儿怎么走啊

[00:09:02] 问啊

[00:09:02] 老爷子说

[00:09:04] 老爷子说什么呀

[00:09:05] 我不做大哥好多年

[00:09:09] 我不爱冰冷的窗眼

[00:09:12] 时光不能倒退

[00:09:13] 人生不能后悔

[00:09:15] 我爱你在明天

[00:09:22] 这老爷子柯受良是怎么着

[00:09:24] 老太太一说

[00:09:26] 老太太说什么呢

[00:09:27] 臭流氓啊

[00:09:30] 这还不臭流氓

[00:09:32] 老爷子就走了

[00:09:34] 那还不走

[00:09:35] 老太太一扭头儿

[00:09:37] 看见啦

[00:09:38] 我哪有你啊

[00:09:41] 那是啊

[00:09:42] 哦

[00:09:42] 老太太说说什么兄弟

[00:09:46] 兄弟

[00:09:48] 你怎么骑着猪啊

[00:09:51] 都瞧着新鲜吧

[00:09:52] 我就跟他说说什么呀

[00:09:55] 这个猪不认尸

[00:09:56] 红绿灯

[00:09:59] 可以在一边儿啊

[00:10:03] 老太太说什么

[00:10:06] 可是啊

[00:10:07] 有交警

[00:10:09] 大家什么都知道

[00:10:12] 我就跟他说说什么

[00:10:15] 拱他拱

[00:10:22] 一讲上话了

[00:10:23] 连猪都扣了

[00:10:24] 知道吗

[00:10:25] 老太太说

[00:10:26] 老太太这么拼

[00:10:27] 嗯

[00:10:27] 好吧

[00:10:30] 还同意了

[00:10:31] 那么la 吗

[00:10:32] 我问你大石烂儿怎么走

[00:10:36] 哪个人知道我就跟他说说什么打车

[00:10:43] 哎呀

[00:10:44] 这老太太位于糊涂蛋

[00:10:45] 我也不知道怎么走啊

[00:10:47] 不知道打车的

[00:10:48] 打车多好啊

[00:10:48] 嗯

[00:10:49] 北京城有很多出租车

[00:10:52] 不少伊兰特

[00:10:54] 伊兰特

[00:10:55] 索纳塔拿啊索纳塔

[00:10:59] 这还错了呢

[00:11:00] 解答什么解答

[00:11:06] 我咋借他呢

[00:11:07] 蛮不懂

[00:11:08] 谁不懂解答

[00:11:10] 嗯

[00:11:12] 富康啊富康

[00:11:15] 神龙的

[00:11:17] 东风的呢

[00:11:19] 登登登等

[00:11:25] 有很多老太太说

[00:11:29] 老太太说什么呢

[00:11:30] 好吧

[00:11:32] 真随和

[00:11:32] 老太太一伸手

[00:11:34] 拦了一辆出租车

[00:11:36] 完了

[00:11:37] 解答

[00:11:39] 解答

[00:11:40] 老太太说说什么

[00:11:41] 请问大石烂儿

[00:11:43] 这么早司机怎么说啊

[00:11:45] 司机说

[00:11:46] 啊

[00:11:47] 上车

[00:11:48] 哎呀哈

[00:11:49] 废话

[00:11:50] 没有拦

[00:11:50] 出租问到

[00:11:51] 人家能告诉他怎么走吗

[00:11:52] 哎

[00:11:53] 对得上图书是不是

[00:11:54] 人家拉活儿呢

[00:11:55] 您唱

[00:11:55] 您别聊

[00:11:56] 您唱好吧

[00:11:59] 谁都好的

[00:12:00] 老太太上辆车

[00:12:02] 上车了

[00:12:03] 不多时

[00:12:03] 来得了大使

[00:12:05] La er 大师

[00:12:06] 老头儿

[00:12:06] 老太太要去六必居买双鞋

[00:12:10] 哇

[00:12:11] 不是卖咸菜

[00:12:13] 那玩意能穿吗呢

[00:12:14] 然后又去内练声

[00:12:17] 嗯

[00:12:17] 买双鞋

[00:12:19] A 分着买一只还不卖

[00:12:22] 买一只的买了两只

[00:12:24] 两只的一双

[00:12:26] 老太太

[00:12:26] 买好了东西啊

[00:12:28] 要走要走

[00:12:31] 去哪儿呢

[00:12:32] 哪儿哪儿哪儿哪儿

[00:12:37] 三里屯儿听相声啊

[00:12:40] 老太太

[00:12:41] 嗯

[00:12:42] 老太太

[00:12:43] 买了一张票啊

[00:12:44] 做得了哪儿那儿

[00:12:50] 怎么到那儿螃蟹

[00:12:52] 我老太太

[00:12:56] 经相声

[00:12:59] 哈哈笑没了

[00:13:01] 喝了口水

[00:13:02] 妥了

[00:13:03] 哈哈笑又没了

[00:13:05] 然后我上来了

[00:13:08] 哦

[00:13:08] 你上了

[00:13:09] 老太太说

[00:13:10] 嗯

[00:13:10] 一一

[00:13:12] 这不是骑猪那个小伙子啦

[00:13:16] 哎

[00:13:19] 您的印象全在猪身上呢

[00:13:20] 嗯

[00:13:21] 老太太哈哈笑

[00:13:24] 还笑呢

[00:13:25] 喝了口水佬可哟哈哈笑

[00:13:29] 又喝了口水

[00:13:30] 老喝水

[00:13:31] 尿了

[00:13:31] 泡尿或直肠子

[00:13:34] 老太太尿在裤子上面尿啊

[00:13:39] 老太太说

[00:13:40] 尿裤子了

[00:13:41] 这下可完了

[00:13:42] 那可不完了吗

[00:13:43] 完了完了完了完了

[00:13:53] 唉唉唉唉

[00:13:55] Re

[00:13:56] 老师

[00:13:56] 任老师

[00:13:56] 怎么样

[00:13:57] 咱凭良心说啊

[00:13:58] 我福哥和陈听过吗

[00:14:00] 真没听过完了

[00:14:02] 人这词儿真好拿真心的

[00:14:04] 当然我是好学啊

[00:14:06] 啊

[00:14:06] 您再来一遍

[00:14:14] 第二天

[00:14:14] 老太太的第二天

[00:14:17] 就头天

[00:14:18] 这是头一天

[00:14:19] 头天从头唱到尾

[00:14:21] 没错

[00:14:21] 一字不落

[00:14:22] 我们再来一遍

[00:14:23] 注意听啊唱

[00:14:25] 庄公闲游出趟城西北角儿

[00:14:32] 瞧见了他人骑马

[00:14:38] 我骑着猪

[00:14:41] 又回头

[00:14:42] 看见一个小伙子

[00:14:44] 呀

[00:14:44] 这个小伙子

[00:14:46] 前面老太太怎么了

[00:14:49] 小伙子了

[00:14:50] 怎么啦啊

[00:14:51] 不一样啊不一样啊

[00:14:52] 不一样就对了

[00:14:53] 怎么这玩意儿就一次性的编的吧