《The Laughing Gnome》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Gnome - Life of the Party

[00:00:14] I was walking down the high street

[00:00:17] When I heard footsteps behind me

[00:00:21] And there was a little old man （hello）

[00:00:24] In scarlet and grey shuffling away

[00:00:29] Well he trotted back to my house

[00:00:33] And he sat beside the telly （oaah）

[00:00:36] With his tiny hands on his tummy

[00:00:39] Chuckling away laughing all day

[00:00:44] Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office

[00:00:46] （gnome office）

[00:00:47] Yes

[00:00:47] （hahahahaha）

[00:00:49] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:51] I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me

[00:00:54] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:57] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:01:01] Said the laughing gnome

[00:01:06] Well I gave him roasted toadstools

[00:01:09] And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon）

[00:01:13] Then I put him on a train to eastbourne

[00:01:16] Carried his bag and gave him a fag

[00:01:19] （havent you got a light boy ）

[00:01:20] Here where do you come from

[00:01:22] （gnome-mans land hahihihi）

[00:01:23] Oh really

[00:01:27] In the morning when I woke up

[00:01:30] He was sitting on the edge of my bed

[00:01:33] With his brother whose name was fred

[00:01:36] Hed bought him along to sing me a song

[00:01:40] Right lets hear it

[00:01:42] Here what's that clicking noise

[00:01:44] （thats fred hes a metrognome haha）

[00:01:46] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:49] I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me

[00:01:53] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:56] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:00] （own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha）

[00:02:03] Havent you got an ome to go to

[00:02:04] （no were gnomads）

[00:02:05] Didn't you they to teach get your hair cut at school

[00:02:07] You look like a rolling gnome

[00:02:09] （no not at the london school of ecognomics）

[00:02:11] Now they're staying up the chimney

[00:02:15] And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ）

[00:02:19] Cause they're earning me lots of money

[00:02:21] Writing comedy prose for radio shows

[00:02:25] It's their （what ）

[00:02:27] It's the gnome service of course

[00:02:31] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:34] I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me

[00:02:38] Ha ha ha oh dear me

[00:02:39] （ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:41] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:47] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:50] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me）