《水浒全传162集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 王正瘦了会

[00:00:04] 就得给毛太公办事儿

[00:00:08] 这小子一想啊

[00:00:10] 怎么能折磨死解珍解宝呢

[00:00:15] 后来有主意了

[00:00:18] 在他手下有个人

[00:00:21] 是理想的人选哪

[00:00:24] 此人姓包

[00:00:26] 叫包急

[00:00:29] 这包急

[00:00:31] 是监狱里头一个阶级

[00:00:35] 就是老总

[00:00:37] 把害人的计策俩人定完了

[00:00:40] 这包几回了监狱了

[00:00:42] 好吗

[00:00:45] 这个瘟神把哥俩调到停子间

[00:00:50] 爬过来

[00:00:52] 解珍解宝

[00:00:53] 打得死去活来

[00:00:57] 他就采取这么个招儿收拾这俩人儿

[00:01:01] 另外在饭食上也动了手脚了

[00:01:05] 搜饭剩菜

[00:01:08] 爱吃不歹

[00:01:10] 就这玩意儿

[00:01:12] 人吃了之后是上吐下泻呀

[00:01:16] 用这种招折磨谢氏弟兄

[00:01:21] 光阴似箭

[00:01:22] 一眨眼三天

[00:01:25] 哥俩动不了地方

[00:01:28] 那生龙活虎的汉子

[00:01:31] 丁盛料

[00:01:32] 往那一躺

[00:01:33] 跟死人差不多

[00:01:35] 少搁俩心里头清清楚楚

[00:01:38] 完了

[00:01:40] 我们哥俩这命太苦了

[00:01:45] 看来非得死的监狱不可

[00:01:50] 要这么受折磨

[00:01:53] 还不如就挨一刀来的痛快

[00:01:57] 哥俩暗中难过

[00:02:01] 第四天

[00:02:04] 有个老头儿

[00:02:05] 是个小头目

[00:02:07] 来给他们送饭来

[00:02:10] 正好包及这小子

[00:02:12] 去随人情去了

[00:02:14] 今儿没在这儿

[00:02:17] 解珍解宝才免于折磨

[00:02:21] 这小老头儿就利用这机会来见他们哥俩

[00:02:25] 用筷子敲着碗边

[00:02:28] 糖糖糖糖

[00:02:29] 糖糖哎

[00:02:32] 起来吃饭吧啊

[00:02:38] 我们吃不下去

[00:02:40] 哪能不吃呢

[00:02:42] 人是铁饭是钢

[00:02:44] 一顿不吃饿得慌

[00:02:46] 尤其你们哥俩

[00:02:47] 这种情况更得吃饭

[00:02:51] 肚子填饱了

[00:02:52] 紧奏

[00:02:54] 嗯

[00:02:54] 别说了

[00:02:55] 我们吃不下去

[00:02:58] 我现在

[00:03:00] 嗯

[00:03:01] 你把眼睛睁开

[00:03:06] 谢氏弟兄听着

[00:03:08] 这声特殊地好听

[00:03:12] 这人的发音呢

[00:03:14] 都带水印儿的

[00:03:16] 悦耳动听

[00:03:18] 另外呢

[00:03:19] 说话的语气也相当平和和亲切

[00:03:25] 跟旁人不一样

[00:03:27] 哥俩

[00:03:28] 把眼睁开

[00:03:31] 一看铁臂在外边儿站着个人

[00:03:35] 端着碗

[00:03:36] 拿着筷子

[00:03:37] 穿了一身官服

[00:03:40] 瞅瞅脸面

[00:03:42] 这人长得黑瘦黑瘦的

[00:03:44] 细高挑是个大个儿

[00:03:47] 一对眼睛挺亮

[00:03:49] 面带忠厚

[00:03:52] 看那样

[00:03:53] 30岁左右

[00:03:55] 不认得

[00:03:58] 新说他妈

[00:03:59] 这不是老毛子使出来的人

[00:04:03] 又想花点子折磨我们骂

[00:04:07] 哥俩就提高了警惕了

[00:04:09] 瞅这人儿发愣

[00:04:12] 这人往左右看看

[00:04:14] 没人把声音压低

[00:04:18] 解珍

[00:04:19] 解宝

[00:04:21] 你们注意是对的

[00:04:24] 分对什么人啊

[00:04:26] 咱是一家人

[00:04:28] 今天是我当班儿

[00:04:31] 我们呢

[00:04:31] 头头不在

[00:04:33] 其他的人也出去了

[00:04:35] 咱们可以唱诉衷肠

[00:04:39] 有什么说什么呢

[00:04:42] 你们想不起我是谁了

[00:04:44] 想不起来了

[00:04:47] 我姓乐

[00:04:48] 我就乐

[00:04:49] He

[00:04:51] 因为我嗓音好

[00:04:52] 爱差

[00:04:54] 有人给我送个绰号叫铁叫子悦和

[00:04:59] 咱们还是自己的亲戚呢

[00:05:04] 你们好好想想

[00:05:06] 约合

[00:05:09] 哥俩勉强就坐起来了

[00:05:12] 哦

[00:05:12] 想起来了

[00:05:15] 有个远方的舅舅姓岳

[00:05:19] 听说就在登州城里

[00:05:21] 莫非就是他

[00:05:24] 你是越大就退啦

[00:05:28] 没错

[00:05:31] 前些日子

[00:05:33] 我回家探亲

[00:05:35] 不在

[00:05:36] 昨天晚上才回来的

[00:05:39] 才知道你们哥俩摊了官司

[00:05:42] 哎呀

[00:05:43] 约大舅啊

[00:05:45] 我们晕车的

[00:05:46] 海比我全知道

[00:05:51] 哎

[00:05:51] 可惜你们哥俩盖世的英雄受了小人的暗算

[00:05:57] 哈哈

[00:05:59] 我把笔交给你们吧

[00:06:02] 那支付就不用说了

[00:06:05] 管理你们这案子的苦木叫王政

[00:06:10] 那是毛太公的女婿

[00:06:13] 他们也占青

[00:06:15] 还有那个姓包的包及包结局

[00:06:19] 他们上下勾结

[00:06:21] 串通一气

[00:06:24] 要十天之内把你们哥俩折磨死

[00:06:29] 你没看那个姓包的

[00:06:30] 没事儿就钓起你们

[00:06:32] 没事儿就打你们

[00:06:35] 就安的是这个心哪

[00:06:38] 孩子

[00:06:40] 你们两个太危险啦

[00:06:43] 哥俩一听

[00:06:44] 哭

[00:06:45] 单就既然你之情

[00:06:50] 那你应当想办法欺负我们哥俩儿

[00:06:53] 哎

[00:06:53] 我有啥招啊

[00:06:55] 我想想

[00:06:56] 一个小头目管着四个人

[00:07:00] 我怎么能救得了你们哥俩

[00:07:03] 那大舅你可咋办

[00:07:06] 我想问问你们哥俩

[00:07:09] 除我之外

[00:07:10] 你们在登州还认识谁不

[00:07:14] 要认识的话

[00:07:15] 我给跑跑腿送送信儿

[00:07:18] 让他们给想个办法

[00:07:21] 嗯嗯

[00:07:24] 没有

[00:07:26] 没有啊

[00:07:28] 看来我们俩是准死无疑了

[00:07:32] 别难过

[00:07:33] 好好想想

[00:07:34] 哪怕沾不点儿清

[00:07:37] 哪怕八竿子打不着的呢

[00:07:40] 或许

[00:07:42] 能帮到你的忙

[00:07:45] 我想想

[00:07:48] 哎呀

[00:07:50] 谁没

[00:07:52] 哎

[00:07:54] 写真

[00:07:55] 想起一个人来

[00:07:57] 那就啊

[00:07:59] 东门外

[00:08:00] 十里牌

[00:08:02] 我那有个远方的姐姐

[00:08:05] 什么姐姐我也说不清

[00:08:08] 我娘没死的时候跟我说过

[00:08:12] 姓顾啊

[00:08:13] 叫顾大嫂

[00:08:16] 还有个绰号叫母大虫

[00:08:19] 听说满身的武艺

[00:08:22] 在十里牌

[00:08:23] 好像开个饭馆

[00:08:27] 可是我们平时从来不走动

[00:08:31] 人家能帮我们的忙吗

[00:08:34] 行行行行行

[00:08:36] 你们哥俩提着母大虫

[00:08:39] 顾大嫂

[00:08:40] 我早有耳闻呢

[00:08:42] 那是巾帼的英雄

[00:08:44] 女中的丈夫收了20 多个徒弟

[00:08:48] 哎

[00:08:49] 对对对

[00:08:50] 是这么回事儿

[00:08:52] 他还有个好丈夫

[00:08:54] 也是满身的武艺

[00:08:56] 人送绰号小尉迟

[00:08:59] 叫孙鑫

[00:09:01] 呃

[00:09:01] 对对对内姐夫是姓孙

[00:09:05] 好了好了

[00:09:06] 我就去给送同学

[00:09:09] 万一人家愿意拔刀相助呢

[00:09:12] 嗯

[00:09:14] 到了现在

[00:09:15] 死马就当活马治

[00:09:18] 大舅

[00:09:20] 您就辛苦啦

[00:09:23] 无论如何替我们哥俩把信捎到

[00:09:26] 一旦我们哥俩获救

[00:09:28] 我们绝不忘大恩

[00:09:30] 哎

[00:09:31] 都自己人

[00:09:32] 怎么说这话

[00:09:34] 啊

[00:09:36] 我现在给你们准备点儿吃的

[00:09:39] 我再给你们整点儿刀伤药

[00:09:41] 千万保重身体

[00:09:44] 要往宽处想

[00:09:46] 我在外边尽量给你们想办法

[00:09:50] 今天晚上我就到十里牌去找顾大嫂

[00:09:56] 明天你们哥俩平回信儿

[00:09:58] 哎

[00:09:58] 哎

[00:10:00] 这哥俩勉勉强强移动着身子在里边儿给岳和磕了个头

[00:10:09] 月和这个人还真好

[00:10:11] 到了外边

[00:10:13] 买了30 张肉饼

[00:10:18] 又切了点儿葫芦呢

[00:10:21] 葫芦打了五斤酒

[00:10:23] 偷偷给送进来的

[00:10:25] 藏起来吧

[00:10:26] 啊

[00:10:28] 留着吃

[00:10:30] 千万要保重身体

[00:10:32] 多谢大静

[00:10:35] 而且他们哥俩不说

[00:10:37] 铁叫子悦和

[00:10:40] 赶奔十里牌

[00:10:43] 原来这月河呀

[00:10:44] 是毛周任经朋友介绍

[00:10:49] 到了登州府监狱

[00:10:51] 谋了这么个小差事

[00:10:54] 就因为他的嗓音非常非常好

[00:10:59] 唱起来非常悦耳动听

[00:11:02] 一般的人都爱听他唱

[00:11:05] 就拿这个监狱来说吧

[00:11:07] 上上下下的人没事请他唱一段

[00:11:11] 肥吃肥喝人缘相当好

[00:11:16] 另外

[00:11:17] 撇教的月河

[00:11:19] 本身是心地善良

[00:11:22] 看不惯官府这一套啊

[00:11:25] 这才拔刀相助

[00:11:28] 就不像有些人

[00:11:30] 自扫门前雪

[00:11:32] 不管他人瓦上霜

[00:11:35] 单说月河

[00:11:37] 出了东门十里地

[00:11:40] 一哈腰就到

[00:11:42] 朝母大虫顾大嫂

[00:11:45] 嗯

[00:11:46] 等到饭馆一看呢

[00:11:48] 顾着走

[00:11:50] 正在狼跪着坐着

[00:11:53] 伙计也不向他禀报声

[00:11:56] 这位顾得早

[00:11:57] 身高一丈左右

[00:12:00] 五大三粗

[00:12:02] 好像个眉毛子大母熊

[00:12:07] 这张大脸蛋子好像铜锣呀

[00:12:10] 眼角往下耷拉着

[00:12:12] 嘴角也往下耷拉着

[00:12:14] 满脸的横肉

[00:12:18] 满头青丝发拢了个美人儿

[00:12:21] 九捐出多高去

[00:12:24] 浑身上下穿红挂绿

[00:12:28] 汉奸杀一

[00:12:30] 袖面高挽

[00:12:31] 戴着金银首饰

[00:12:34] 脸上多少还擦了一层官粉

[00:12:38] 救救这位

[00:12:40] 在十里牌一呆着

[00:12:42] 太公在此

[00:12:43] 诸神退位

[00:12:45] 谁也不敢惹

[00:12:48] 可有一样顾大嫂这个人

[00:12:52] 人品还相当好

[00:12:54] 见义勇为

[00:12:55] 拔刀相助

[00:12:57] 从来不欺负人

[00:12:59] 但也不允许别人欺负她

[00:13:05] 月河呢

[00:13:06] 找到这一看这外表就知道是母大虫

[00:13:12] 赶紧过来一抱拳

[00:13:14] 哎

[00:13:15] 辛苦辛苦

[00:13:17] 郭大嫂一摆手

[00:13:18] 把火气打发走了

[00:13:20] 看了看他

[00:13:22] 您是哎

[00:13:23] 哎

[00:13:25] 我是监狱的

[00:13:28] 一个小老头

[00:13:30] 在下姓乐

[00:13:32] 我就乐

[00:13:32] He

[00:13:34] 哦

[00:13:35] 越和你找我有事儿

[00:13:39] 请问一声

[00:13:40] 您是这儿的女掌柜顾大嫂

[00:13:43] 马啊

[00:13:44] 是我来了

[00:13:46] 到里面坐下

[00:13:47] 说话试试

[00:13:48] 正要逃饶

[00:13:50] 分宾主落座

[00:13:53] 郭大嫂打量打量他

[00:13:55] 嗯

[00:13:55] 有什么事儿你就说吧

[00:13:57] 哎

[00:13:59] 你有没有两个兄弟

[00:14:02] 是打猎的猎户

[00:14:04] 一个叫两头蛇解珍

[00:14:07] 一个叫双尾屑窃宝

[00:14:12] 哦

[00:14:13] 有啊

[00:14:14] 是

[00:14:16] 我们多少沾点儿心

[00:14:19] 他们哥俩怎么了

[00:14:20] 哎呀大嫂啊

[00:14:24] 你这两个兄弟遭人陷害

[00:14:27] 被投入死牢

[00:14:29] 是这么回事儿

[00:14:33] 现在两个人可受了罪了

[00:14:37] 有道是

[00:14:37] 人到难处拉一把

[00:14:41] 我实在看不过

[00:14:44] 跟他俩谈心

[00:14:45] 知识他们提到您了

[00:14:48] 大嫂啊

[00:14:49] 无论如何

[00:14:51] 你不能袖手旁观呢

[00:14:54] 有道是救人一命

[00:14:56] 胜造七级浮屠

[00:14:59] 大嫂

[00:14:59] 你行个方便吧

[00:15:01] 他们没有别的亲戚

[00:15:04] 只有指望着您了

[00:15:06] 您要能想办法救他们不死

[00:15:10] 您可是大慈大悲的观音菩萨这位

[00:15:17] 我有此事

[00:15:19] 请认真晚却好啊

[00:15:24] 嘿

[00:15:25] 我不怕你不爱听

[00:15:28] 官府内行人

[00:15:31] 没他妈几块好饼

[00:15:35] 上至皇帝老子

[00:15:37] 下至这些当官为吏的

[00:15:40] 他们是缺德带冒烟儿

[00:15:45] 吃骨头不吐渣和人血不带漱口的

[00:15:52] 害来害去

[00:15:54] 又害得我两个兄弟的头上

[00:15:56] 这是老娘

[00:15:58] 我是管病

[00:16:01] 月和一瓶

[00:16:03] 这位该放粗了

[00:16:04] 你是谁老娘啊

[00:16:06] 但是喜欢这种开朗的性格

[00:16:10] 好

[00:16:10] 我代表他们哥俩先谢谢您了

[00:16:13] 哎呀

[00:16:14] 咱们彼此彼此

[00:16:17] 不过事关重大

[00:16:18] 我得跟我老头子商量商量

[00:16:22] 你稍后片刻啊

[00:16:24] 我

[00:16:24] 小三子

[00:16:26] 来吧

[00:16:27] 切

[00:16:28] 把你们掌柜的请来a

[00:16:31] 好累

[00:16:33] 请母大虫她丈夫去了

[00:16:38] 她丈夫干什么去了

[00:16:39] 在后院谈买卖

[00:16:41] 时间不大

[00:16:43] 来到前边儿的

[00:16:46] 邪教的越和越丑

[00:16:48] 这大哥上主天下主地

[00:16:52] 这两口子怎么凑到一块儿

[00:16:54] 也是个大块头

[00:16:56] 面色铜锣

[00:16:58] 脸蛋子往下沉沉

[00:17:00] 刷子没大火眼

[00:17:03] 面皮是黑中透

[00:17:06] 亮亮中透明

[00:17:09] 一走

[00:17:10] 盗采的这个B 呼扇呼扇好像一家大山

[00:17:16] 手里拖着一对钢胆

[00:17:20] 来

[00:17:20] 在母大虫顾大嫂面前

[00:17:24] 来人谁呀

[00:17:25] 小浴池

[00:17:27] 舒心

[00:17:30] 明天他的绰号

[00:17:33] 就好像隋唐年间

[00:17:36] 皂袍大将尉迟恭差不多少

[00:17:43] 这个人满身的功夫

[00:17:46] 但是有点怕老婆

[00:17:48] 他们家他老婆说了算

[00:17:52] 他来的

[00:17:52] 进钱就问家里的

[00:17:54] 有事儿吗

[00:17:55] 你坐下

[00:17:56] 你坐下

[00:17:56] 没事儿我找你吗

[00:17:59] 尊新作一看还有个生人儿在那儿坐着

[00:18:03] 试吃官面饭店

[00:18:06] 一建官府的人

[00:18:08] 他这气儿就不打一处来

[00:18:10] 家里的究竟什么事儿

[00:18:13] 我先给你介绍个人儿

[00:18:16] 这是咱新任的朋友

[00:18:18] 就在监狱里头当个小老头

[00:18:22] 铁叫子乐河呀

[00:18:25] 嗯

[00:18:26] 咱这么办吧

[00:18:27] 潘哥

[00:18:28] 大叔就叫月的胳膊哎

[00:18:31] 好好

[00:18:33] 什么事儿

[00:18:35] 解珍

[00:18:36] 解宝你知道是谁不

[00:18:40] 写这些保护

[00:18:42] 嗯

[00:18:44] 好像听说过

[00:18:45] 哎哟

[00:18:46] 你个混蛋

[00:18:47] 咱们的兄弟你都忘了

[00:18:50] 两头蛇解珍

[00:18:51] 双尾蝎解宝啊

[00:18:54] 咱们登州府有名的猎户

[00:18:57] 想起来想起来可得

[00:18:59] 怎么今天提起他们来了

[00:19:01] 是这么回事儿

[00:19:04] 孙兴听完了

[00:19:06] 眼眉就立起来了

[00:19:12] 那么

[00:19:13] 你的意思我的意思很清楚

[00:19:17] 咱绝不能见死不救

[00:19:21] 岳大哥给送信儿来了

[00:19:23] 咱能不管吗啊

[00:19:27] 呢

[00:19:27] 夫人

[00:19:28] 你说怎么个管法

[00:19:29] 我没注意

[00:19:30] 我才跟你商议呢

[00:19:32] 哎哟

[00:19:34] 好爸

[00:19:37] 事关重大

[00:19:38] 非同儿戏

[00:19:40] 咱们要从长计议

[00:19:43] 拉倒吧

[00:19:44] 还是短点记忆吧

[00:19:46] 几天的功夫

[00:19:47] 这哥俩就活不聊了

[00:19:49] 等你拿出主意

[00:19:51] 那人早归位了

[00:19:53] 那你说该怎么办怎么办

[00:19:56] 刚才我坐着就想好了

[00:19:59] 一不做二不休

[00:20:01] 搬不倒葫芦

[00:20:02] 洒不了油

[00:20:04] 就得豁出一头去

[00:20:06] 把买卖关长带着你的徒弟

[00:20:09] 我的徒弟

[00:20:10] 今夜晚间各拿利润

[00:20:13] 伐间翻阅

[00:20:16] 把这俩就出来呃

[00:20:19] 夫人啊

[00:20:22] 那又谈何容易啊

[00:20:26] 登州府第监狱你去过没有

[00:20:29] 那大墙都两丈来高

[00:20:32] 外墙内墙

[00:20:34] 两道大墙

[00:20:37] 里边有100多人手法

[00:20:40] 本地还有住房的军队

[00:20:43] 就咱这几个人去砸监反狱

[00:20:46] 那不笑话

[00:20:48] 不但救不出他们哥俩来

[00:20:51] 把咱们还得搭上

[00:20:54] 这一说你是胆儿小了

[00:20:55] 绝非如此

[00:20:57] 我的意思要想个万全之策

[00:21:01] 那你快说呀

[00:21:02] 什么叫万全之策

[00:21:04] 哎呀

[00:21:05] 事情来得突然

[00:21:06] 我这脑子里头转不过个儿来

[00:21:09] 你得给我点时间

[00:21:11] 我好好想想

[00:21:13] 铁叫子

[00:21:14] 悦和赶紧过来

[00:21:15] 二位啊

[00:21:17] 我把话也说清楚了

[00:21:19] 的确是这么回事儿

[00:21:21] 这事情得好好想想啊

[00:21:24] 我先回去听信儿

[00:21:26] 脖子你们拿出好主意来

[00:21:28] 派人到监狱找我

[00:21:30] 这几天我保护解珍

[00:21:33] 解宝绝不离开

[00:21:36] 铁叫子悦和灰僭越冷

[00:21:40] 他怎么保护解珍

[00:21:42] 解宝不必细说

[00:21:44] 翻回头说过的早

[00:21:49] 逼着他当家的出主意

[00:21:52] 小浴池及的脑袋都绿了

[00:21:55] 都夫人

[00:21:56] 夫人

[00:21:58] 你得给我个时间呢

[00:22:00] 我得好好想想

[00:22:04] 行吧

[00:22:05] 今天晚上拿不出主意

[00:22:07] 不让你在家里过夜

[00:22:09] 你在外头给我蹲着

[00:22:11] 好好哎

[00:22:14] 这对

[00:22:16] A

[00:22:17] 夫人哪

[00:22:19] 我看这样的

[00:22:21] 光靠咱们夫妻和店里这几个伙计不行

[00:22:27] 得请外援呢

[00:22:30] 你打算请谁

[00:22:32] 你亡了

[00:22:33] 我有两个好朋友啊

[00:22:36] 初临荣

[00:22:39] 周瑜问

[00:22:40] 独角龙邹润

[00:22:43] 就在登云山弱混寨

[00:22:47] 身为债主

[00:22:49] 非得请他们熟知给帮忙

[00:22:52] 哎

[00:22:52] 对了

[00:22:53] 我怎么把这茬忘了

[00:22:55] 事不宜迟

[00:22:56] 你骑匹快马亲自去请

[00:22:59] 现在我就去

[00:23:01] 无论如何

[00:23:03] 就他们哥儿俩不服