《栾蒲包与丰泽园040集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 书接上文

[00:00:04] 张作霖要举行宴会

[00:00:09] 这事儿

[00:00:10] 史新丰楼上上下下的人都头疼

[00:00:15] J 主不好伺候

[00:00:18] 说到这儿

[00:00:19] 咱得说两句

[00:00:20] 开饭馆那么容易

[00:00:22] 酒饭茶肆最难开

[00:00:26] 哎

[00:00:27] 你别看深入大众谁都得吃饭

[00:00:29] 特别是饭馆这行

[00:00:32] 因为什么呢

[00:00:33] 什么人都有司

[00:00:35] 官两面的

[00:00:36] 黑白两道的

[00:00:38] 有正人君子

[00:00:40] 也有外贸淘气儿

[00:00:41] 这玩意儿伺候

[00:00:43] 你知道说哪句话把人得罪你知哪样菜不得为仁把桌子周了

[00:00:50] 所以这行又叫琴行

[00:00:52] 又叫显行

[00:00:54] 不好干

[00:00:56] 你妈说

[00:00:56] 那旧社会的军阀时代

[00:00:59] 就是新社会就饭馆儿

[00:01:02] 里头也免不了也有歪毛淘气儿

[00:01:06] 不管偷他爹偷

[00:01:08] 弄俩钱儿

[00:01:09] 在这儿装绅士

[00:01:11] 摆阔气

[00:01:12] 没事儿

[00:01:12] 挑刺儿

[00:01:13] 找毛病

[00:01:15] 咸了

[00:01:15] 淡了

[00:01:15] 咱们再来买挑一大堆不是

[00:01:18] 所以你饭馆里笑脸儿搭对

[00:01:21] 客人说什么别上火啊

[00:01:24] 当然

[00:01:25] 咱说的这种人是极少数

[00:01:28] 但极少数他也有

[00:01:31] 何况的大军阀

[00:01:34] 那伽难伺候透了

[00:01:37] 王恩普害怕了

[00:01:39] 推给栾蒲包

[00:01:41] 让他全权负责

[00:01:44] 栾蒲包一看

[00:01:45] 老掌柜急成那样心地善良的栾蒲包儿点头

[00:01:50] 答应好好

[00:01:52] 还有几天时间

[00:01:53] 老掌柜的放心

[00:01:54] 把这事交给我了

[00:01:56] 我包准把元帅满意

[00:01:59] 就是谢谢血糖

[00:02:01] 有你这话

[00:02:02] 我放心了

[00:02:04] Lan Bo

[00:02:05] 干嘛

[00:02:06] 找了个借口看看

[00:02:08] 那个噪声怎么样啊

[00:02:10] 这宴会怎么举行啊

[00:02:12] 看看D 是啊

[00:02:13] 瞅瞅房间呢

[00:02:15] 以这为借口到了张作霖大元帅的宅子

[00:02:20] 其实她也看了

[00:02:23] 大部分时间明察暗访

[00:02:26] 了解情况

[00:02:28] 你别看张作霖又敬他酒这呢

[00:02:30] 他实际上不太了解张作霖

[00:02:33] 比方有什么忌讳

[00:02:34] 有什么说到你得做到心里有数

[00:02:38] 凡是跟张作霖能沾上边儿的

[00:02:41] 他就走访走访

[00:02:43] 特别是找了一个姓孙的孙厨师

[00:02:48] 专门给张作霖做饭的老头儿挺好手一眼货

[00:02:54] 哎呀

[00:02:54] 乱吐包

[00:02:55] 请这老头儿喝的酒

[00:02:57] 两个人做了一次长谈

[00:03:01] 老前辈

[00:03:02] 我向您来请教来

[00:03:05] 大帅要举行家宴款待亲朋贵友

[00:03:11] 我们怕呀

[00:03:12] 大帅生气

[00:03:13] 挑毛病请老人家赐教

[00:03:16] 您服饰大帅

[00:03:17] 多年了

[00:03:18] 您是最了解情况

[00:03:21] 老头儿一看

[00:03:22] 小伙子挺好学

[00:03:25] 好高兴

[00:03:27] 你叫什么名

[00:03:28] 我姓栾

[00:03:29] 叫栾学堂

[00:03:31] 外号栾蒲包

[00:03:32] 你管我叫铺包

[00:03:34] 呸呸呸

[00:03:36] 老弟啊

[00:03:37] 难得你这么虚心

[00:03:40] 你找我

[00:03:40] 老孙头

[00:03:41] 你找对了

[00:03:43] 你知道大元帅属什么

[00:03:48] 我听说属猪

[00:03:49] 哎

[00:03:49] 对

[00:03:50] 大元帅属猪的大元帅

[00:03:54] 还最爱吃的是猪肉

[00:03:57] 所以我建议

[00:03:59] 这个家宴方面

[00:04:01] 离不开猪肉

[00:04:04] 我怕上猪肉大帅飘里不能不能

[00:04:08] 只要你做的德味就好

[00:04:11] 这咱俩多唠是唠啥

[00:04:14] 你心里做到有数

[00:04:16] 大元帅属猪

[00:04:18] 他还最信奉猪

[00:04:20] A

[00:04:21] 据我所知

[00:04:22] 大元帅每逢决定重大的事情

[00:04:26] 都得查看日子

[00:04:27] 必须得猪年猪月猪日

[00:04:31] 比如打仗

[00:04:32] 他也是才d ri

[00:04:34] 你说邪门不邪门儿啊

[00:04:37] 我记得大元帅出生的那一年

[00:04:41] Ga la 1 降生

[00:04:43] 按犀利说话

[00:04:45] 是1875年呢

[00:04:48] 正好光绪皇帝继皇帝位过桥

[00:04:53] 这是一袭

[00:04:56] 后来大元帅

[00:04:59] 当然土匪啦

[00:05:01] 打了**

[00:05:03] A

[00:05:04] 当马贼的那一年

[00:05:06] 又是猪年

[00:05:08] 嗯

[00:05:09] 有一个师目的人是个盲人

[00:05:13] 姓包啊

[00:05:14] 据说这个包先生

[00:05:17] 能掐会算

[00:05:19] 这包先生

[00:05:20] 我还见过几次

[00:05:21] 那在东北来说

[00:05:23] 红得发紫那是大帅的好朋友

[00:05:27] 经常出入帅府

[00:05:29] 给大帅参战事情给他掐算事情

[00:05:34] 包先生曾经预言说

[00:05:37] 大元帅是属猪的

[00:05:40] 朱能华容啊

[00:05:43] 让大元帅不管决定什么事情

[00:05:46] 必须猪年猪月猪日

[00:05:49] 大元帅就这么办

[00:05:51] 同时

[00:05:51] 包先生还说

[00:05:53] 如果要照这样下去

[00:05:55] 猪能化脓

[00:05:57] 早晚大元帅

[00:06:00] 能称王称B

[00:06:03] 王石

[00:06:05] 腹部可言呢

[00:06:08] 所以大元帅深信不疑

[00:06:11] A ni ju Qing Jia 眼前不能离开猪肉

[00:06:16] 嗯

[00:06:18] 那么别的讲究

[00:06:20] 有没有啊

[00:06:21] 有

[00:06:23] 你别看他信奉猪这个机会

[00:06:26] 还特别多咱举个例子

[00:06:28] 说好像第一次直奉大战和领兵带队攻打吴佩孚

[00:06:35] 在前线

[00:06:36] 炮也架好了

[00:06:37] 枪也摆好了

[00:06:38] 没等开战之前还有个勤务兵

[00:06:42] 这勤务兵

[00:06:42] 这小子嘴没把门儿一高兴说了一句话说

[00:06:47] 等咱们打胜了之后

[00:06:48] 沙口大肥猪大家解解馋

[00:06:53] 据我所知

[00:06:54] 张大帅火旺上撞

[00:06:56] 拽出手枪

[00:06:57] 再啪一枪脑袋给打碎了

[00:07:01] 犯了忌讳

[00:07:03] 所以直奉大战

[00:07:04] 第一次长得帅

[00:07:06] 失败

[00:07:07] 张大帅过后还提这事儿呢

[00:07:09] 都极力让她妈这小子说的

[00:07:13] 所以说啊

[00:07:14] 老弟啊

[00:07:15] 你还得多加留神

[00:07:17] 可别说话

[00:07:19] 凡事多加谨慎

[00:07:21] 你要犯了忌讳

[00:07:23] 他可翻脸不认人呢

[00:07:26] 啊

[00:07:27] 明白了

[00:07:28] 明白了a

[00:07:29] 总而言之我多跟你说说

[00:07:32] 你牢记在心

[00:07:33] 你要实际掌握

[00:07:35] 灵活运用是怎么怎么

[00:07:36] 怎么

[00:07:39] 栾蒲包是收获颇丰

[00:07:44] 哦

[00:07:45] 明白了

[00:07:47] 这也叫孙子兵法

[00:07:50] 知己知彼

[00:07:51] 百战百胜

[00:07:53] 也叫百战不殆

[00:07:56] 你得了解对方的情况

[00:07:59] 办事不由东

[00:08:00] 累死也无功啊

[00:08:02] 你得投其所好

[00:08:04] 让人家高兴

[00:08:05] 于是栾蒲包做了个完整的计划

[00:08:11] 等亚运会举行的头天呢

[00:08:14] 张作霖不放心

[00:08:15] 派人去问去了

[00:08:16] 准备的怎么样了

[00:08:18] 栾蒲包把心一横

[00:08:20] 说大话

[00:08:22] 请上福大帅

[00:08:23] 让大帅放心

[00:08:25] 包她满意

[00:08:27] 就是好累

[00:08:29] 回去跟张作霖这一说

[00:08:31] 张作霖还了

[00:08:32] 妈的嘞

[00:08:34] 这小子还保密啊

[00:08:36] 想给我来个惊喜

[00:08:38] 嗯

[00:08:39] 错不了

[00:08:41] 单说正日子这一篇

[00:08:44] 上午九点

[00:08:47] 帅府那人就来多了

[00:08:51] 那全是军政两界的要人

[00:08:54] 这都什么人物

[00:08:56] 有的是西服革履

[00:08:58] 有的是长袍马褂

[00:09:02] 有的时候穿的都是狐、貉、貂筲好衣服

[00:09:06] 全是宝石项链

[00:09:08] 戴着钻石戒指

[00:09:09] 全都是金科表

[00:09:12] 一个个是威风凛凛

[00:09:14] 另外

[00:09:15] 商界泰斗北京出面的人物头面人物都有两下子都参加

[00:09:23] 多达千余人

[00:09:25] 另外

[00:09:26] 各使馆的还派来代表

[00:09:29] 也应邀参加

[00:09:32] 什么碧眼、金发西服革履都带着夫人还有带着孩子

[00:09:39] 那可以说

[00:09:39] 盛况空前

[00:09:41] 胜友如云

[00:09:44] 张作霖高兴身穿便装

[00:09:49] 军政府的大元帅

[00:09:52] 变相的皇帝陛下

[00:09:55] 出来跟大家谈笑风生

[00:09:58] 跟大家握手

[00:09:59] 尔后坐的正坐

[00:10:02] 虎皮高脚椅

[00:10:04] 文武大员在两旁就坐

[00:10:08] 张柏林看了看表

[00:10:11] 嗯

[00:10:13] 中午开席呀

[00:10:15] 是先给准备准备

[00:10:17] 辛劳的人来回答

[00:10:20] 全到齐了

[00:10:22] 把栾蒲包给我叫来

[00:10:25] 栾蒲包

[00:10:26] 昨天晚上新洗个澡

[00:10:28] 换了一套新衣裳

[00:10:31] 蓝色的长衫

[00:10:34] 青马贾琏儿洗的倍儿亮干净

[00:10:39] 迈步来到

[00:10:40] 张作霖进前马帅

[00:10:45] 我他妈小子换装了啊

[00:10:50] 我说准备的怎么样

[00:10:53] 包大帅满意

[00:10:54] 行

[00:10:56] 我100个

[00:10:57] 相信你可不准叫我丢人啊

[00:11:01] 哎

[00:11:02] 我这些朋友们

[00:11:04] 都到齐了

[00:11:06] 你能不能当着大家的面

[00:11:09] 把这席面儿上的事儿向大家交代交代

[00:11:12] 让大家也高兴

[00:11:14] 怎么样欢杨同也

[00:11:21] 说罢

[00:11:23] 是

[00:11:25] 我们玩的心跳的

[00:11:27] 嗯

[00:11:30] 冒了

[00:11:31] 汗

[00:11:33] 心说这主喜怒无常啊

[00:11:35] 今儿个就是今天了

[00:11:38] 弄好了

[00:11:38] 有赏

[00:11:39] 弄不好脑袋搬家

[00:11:42] 哎

[00:11:42] 豁出去了

[00:11:44] A 栾蒲包毕竟经过大风大浪

[00:11:48] 往那儿一站

[00:11:51] 难免得1 比2 大帅封顶

[00:11:54] 各位容禀说着

[00:11:57] 把菜谱的都拿出来

[00:12:01] 啊

[00:12:02] 嗯

[00:12:03] 嗯

[00:12:05] 各位高朋贵友哦

[00:12:10] 大元帅

[00:12:12] 各位将军

[00:12:14] 各位大人

[00:12:16] 各位夫人

[00:12:18] 各位小姐

[00:12:21] 放大率之命

[00:12:23] 今天在此举行宴会

[00:12:26] 我们新房喽

[00:12:29] 为了祝贺这次宴会

[00:12:32] Te 摆的是

[00:12:33] 全猪席

[00:12:38] 全猪席

[00:12:41] 栾蒲包的话

[00:12:43] 刚一出口

[00:12:44] 满座哗然

[00:12:47] 都不乐意了

[00:12:50] 冯仁平指什么

[00:12:52] 全珠喜

[00:12:53] 没听说过

[00:12:55] 啊

[00:12:56] 好像我就吃过全羊席

[00:12:59] 全鸭席

[00:13:01] 没听说

[00:13:02] 还有全猪席

[00:13:03] 这词儿心情

[00:13:05] 有的人还说什么玩意儿

[00:13:09] 大元帅太吝啬点

[00:13:11] 就咱们竟吃山珍海味了

[00:13:14] 没事儿吃什么猪肉全猪席

[00:13:17] 都什么玩意儿

[00:13:21] 并且议论纷纷

[00:13:23] 不满意

[00:13:24] 张作霖的脸刮吧

[00:13:26] 吹起来

[00:13:27] 眼珠地藏缘呢

[00:13:33] 说什么呢

[00:13:35] 今儿个招待我这些朋友吃什么

[00:13:39] 大帅大帅

[00:13:41] 息怒

[00:13:42] 挺小的

[00:13:43] 往下接着说

[00:13:45] 栾蒲包也豁出去了

[00:13:48] 不回答张作霖的问题

[00:13:50] 照样从容

[00:13:52] 镇定地跟大伙儿说

[00:13:55] 各位高朋

[00:13:57] 贵友

[00:13:59] 大家知道我们大元帅

[00:14:03] 是属猪的

[00:14:05] 是天星下界

[00:14:09] 大元帅不单说是属猪的

[00:14:13] 而且我们大帅

[00:14:15] 对猪年猪月猪日的事情

[00:14:19] 是非常的注意啊

[00:14:22] 是非常的信任

[00:14:24] 什么事情必须是猪年猪月猪日才能做决定

[00:14:30] 正因为如此

[00:14:32] 我们大元帅才能旗开得胜

[00:14:35] 马到成功

[00:14:37] 坐到这个位置上

[00:14:39] 咱们大元帅

[00:14:41] 不仅是天星下界

[00:14:45] 大家都知道她老人家最爱吃猪肉

[00:14:50] 既然大元帅爱吃猪肉

[00:14:53] 我们大家还有什么说的

[00:14:55] 我们就得借光

[00:14:57] 儿大元帅喜爱的就是我们大家都喜爱

[00:15:03] 今天大元帅设摆全猪宴

[00:15:08] 就是跟大家呀

[00:15:09] 有福同祥的意思

[00:15:12] 我们在座的各位都要粘大元帅地瓜

[00:15:16] 所以我们新丰楼才准备了全猪宴

[00:15:22] 您说他能白活

[00:15:26] 大伙一听

[00:15:27] 哎

[00:15:27] 是这么个理儿啊

[00:15:29] 张作霖干要挑毛病又乐了

[00:15:33] 哈哈哈哈

[00:15:38] 哇

[00:15:38] 这小子真能白活啊

[00:15:41] 对

[00:15:42] 我呀

[00:15:43] 就爱吃猪

[00:15:45] 我还属猪

[00:15:47] 说得对

[00:15:48] 说得好

[00:15:51] 张作霖这一说话

[00:15:53] 底下人见风使舵

[00:15:55] 一看对

[00:15:57] 说得对

[00:15:58] 说得好

[00:15:59] 全猪席全猪宴呢

[00:16:03] 太好啦

[00:16:04] 欢迎我

[00:16:08] 还有的说

[00:16:09] 借大帅的光

[00:16:10] 我就爱吃猪肉

[00:16:13] 介大帅的花

[00:16:14] 我爱喝猪汤

[00:16:17] 溜须拍马

[00:16:20] 嗯

[00:16:21] 最高的元首说话的底下顺丰洁癖

[00:16:28] 哎哟

[00:16:31] 銮坡玩儿的心呢

[00:16:32] 这才平静下来

[00:16:35] 张国林说

[00:16:36] 哎

[00:16:37] 我不包

[00:16:39] 怎么办

[00:16:40] 什么叫全主席给大伙儿讲讲

[00:16:45] 都什么好吃的

[00:16:46] 哎

[00:16:47] 一样一样讲下来

[00:16:50] 大帅工笔

[00:16:53] 大帅真够大方的

[00:16:55] 让我一口气儿说出来

[00:16:57] 让大家一饱耳福

[00:17:00] 大帅

[00:17:01] 您那是大方小的可挺吝啬

[00:17:04] 我不想这么讲

[00:17:06] 我准备上一道菜

[00:17:08] 讲一个典故

[00:17:10] 上一道菜

[00:17:11] 说一个笑话

[00:17:13] 不知大帅意下如何

[00:17:15] 呃

[00:17:16] 行啊

[00:17:17] 还搂着呢

[00:17:19] 这么做也可以啊

[00:17:22] 一道菜

[00:17:22] 讲个笑话

[00:17:24] 一道菜

[00:17:25] 讲个典故

[00:17:26] 说不上来砸你的屁股

[00:17:30] 还要罚酒三杯

[00:17:33] 是

[00:17:35] 开学开学了

[00:17:38] 嗯

[00:17:40] 咚哒咚咚咚哒咚咚咚咚哒

[00:17:43] 咚咚哒咚

[00:17:45] 干嘛奏乐

[00:17:46] 人家那吃喝不奏乐哪去了两狼之下月生一起悠扬地音乐

[00:17:54] 再看下面的人跟穿梭一样

[00:17:57] 嘎嘎

[00:18:01] 这菜跟流水一样

[00:18:03] 摆满这些桌子

[00:18:06] 上一道菜

[00:18:07] 软pu 包

[00:18:08] 讲个典故

[00:18:10] 上一道菜

[00:18:11] 说个笑话

[00:18:12] 说了个满堂彩

[00:18:14] 张作霖是非常

[00:18:18] 得意