《花木兰0040》歌词

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[00:00:00] 七公主

[00:00:02] 古月婵

[00:00:03] 打了败仗

[00:00:05] 羞愧难当啊

[00:00:09] 等回到本队

[00:00:11] 他这脸胀的

[00:00:14] 跟大红布似的

[00:00:15] 脑筋都蹦起多高来

[00:00:19] 瞪眼

[00:00:20] 没咒念

[00:00:28] 这女的带叫唤的

[00:00:30] 要不怎么叫母老虎呢

[00:00:34] 想报复

[00:00:35] 没那能耐

[00:00:37] 正这时候

[00:00:39] 四殿下催马过来了

[00:00:43] 七妹

[00:00:45] 别生气

[00:00:47] 看

[00:00:47] 四哥

[00:00:49] 给你报仇雪恨

[00:00:56] 杨二汗催马来到两军阵

[00:01:00] 把掌中叮叮狼牙棒一晃

[00:01:04] 娃娃

[00:01:05] 你就是花木莉不成

[00:01:10] 多臭啊

[00:01:12] 正是你家花将军

[00:01:15] 我且问你

[00:01:17] 你身居何职

[00:01:20] 在太平侯驾前身为马童之职啊

[00:01:29] 马桶啊

[00:01:30] 嘿

[00:01:31] 这泄气就甭提了

[00:01:34] 他肯定说瞎话

[00:01:36] 拿我打岔

[00:01:38] 哪有马同这么大能耐的好啊

[00:01:43] 我叫你戏耍本殿下

[00:01:46] 拿命来拿

[00:01:49] 你是什么人

[00:01:51] 还没跟我说呢

[00:01:53] 我出

[00:01:54] 乃是突厥国的国王巴黎山蹲

[00:01:59] 我是他的四个儿子

[00:02:01] 叫鸭尔汉

[00:02:03] 哦

[00:02:04] 闹了半天

[00:02:06] 是堂堂的四殿下

[00:02:10] 我看你呀

[00:02:11] 请回吧

[00:02:12] 为什么

[00:02:14] 咱俩甭打

[00:02:16] 你肯定不是我的对手

[00:02:20] 你不自讨难看吗

[00:02:24] 弄个腿断胳膊折

[00:02:26] 或者扎俩眼儿

[00:02:28] 你有多冤呢

[00:02:30] 我劝你回去找那有能耐的过来

[00:02:34] 好小辈

[00:02:36] 你太猖狂啊这家伙

[00:02:41] 连着就三棒

[00:02:44] 花木兰没伸手

[00:02:45] 躲开了

[00:02:46] 跟着又是三棒

[00:02:48] 木兰一拨马又躲开了

[00:02:50] 啊

[00:02:50] 啪啪啪连着又六棒

[00:02:52] 花木兰又躲开了

[00:02:56] 那位说

[00:02:57] 他怎么光躲不还手啊

[00:03:00] 这就是花木兰高的地方

[00:03:03] 这是跟他老师风尘三侠红拂女张出尘学的绝招

[00:03:10] 张出尘

[00:03:11] 告诉他

[00:03:13] 你要以静制动

[00:03:16] 切记

[00:03:17] 跟谁动手的时候

[00:03:18] 别先伸手

[00:03:20] 先看看对方有多大的能耐

[00:03:23] 这就叫以静制动

[00:03:25] 做到心里有数才能取胜

[00:03:29] 您看花木兰身手

[00:03:31] 自己先下家伙的时候

[00:03:33] 很少很少的

[00:03:36] 通过这12 狼牙棒

[00:03:39] 他已经看出来了

[00:03:40] 这个杨二亥也是员猛将

[00:03:43] 除了有力气之外

[00:03:45] 没什么巧招

[00:03:48] 因此

[00:03:48] 木兰打定主意用巧招赢他

[00:03:53] 等13 棒砸下来的时候

[00:03:56] 木然就还了手了

[00:03:58] 花木兰使出72 路飞虎神枪

[00:04:03] 啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:04:05] 一招挨一招

[00:04:07] 一招紧似一招就下了

[00:04:09] 绝情了

[00:04:12] 十五六个照面之后

[00:04:14] 花木兰喊了一声

[00:04:16] 走开

[00:04:19] 在左肩膀上点了他一枪

[00:04:23] 把四太子疼得嗷了一声啊

[00:04:27] 像那个

[00:04:28] 你就败下去得了

[00:04:29] 不仗着皮糙肉厚

[00:04:33] 咬着牙还继续打五六个回合之后

[00:04:37] 花木兰把枪一抖

[00:04:39] 又来一下把腿上给扎个眼儿

[00:04:43] 可这家伙还打

[00:04:45] 花木兰一看好

[00:04:47] 姚二汉

[00:04:48] 你记住

[00:04:49] 从现在你数着

[00:04:50] 每隔三枪

[00:04:52] 我就给你来个眼儿

[00:04:54] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:04:59] 扎到第七个眼儿的时候

[00:05:01] 燕二还受不了了

[00:05:03] 哎呀

[00:05:06] 是拨马败归本队

[00:05:11] 一则他皮糙肉厚

[00:05:13] 二一则花木兰是拿枪点他没扎到致命之处

[00:05:19] 因此受伤不重

[00:05:23] 这下突厥果无不惊骇呀

[00:05:27] 哎呀

[00:05:29] 我这姓花的可真了不起

[00:05:32] 太厉害了

[00:05:33] 什么人能是他的对手呢

[00:05:37] 猩猩胆问两旁的众将

[00:05:40] 哪位讨令出战

[00:05:42] 哪位出战

[00:05:45] 不问还好点儿

[00:05:47] 这一问

[00:05:47] 大伙儿把头全低下了

[00:05:51] 先说你们又殿下又公主又元帅的都不行

[00:05:56] 我们更不行了

[00:05:58] 谁无故去找这不顺序

[00:06:00] 还不如假装听不见呢

[00:06:03] 和把猩猩胆气的

[00:06:06] 干不楞脑袋没咒念

[00:06:09] 正在这时

[00:06:11] 听见身后有人说话

[00:06:14] 无量天尊

[00:06:18] 大帅

[00:06:19] 不必忧虑

[00:06:21] 贫道老爷诶

[00:06:25] 谁呀

[00:06:27] 星星胆和所有的众将回头一看

[00:06:31] 在身后来了个道人

[00:06:33] 此人不骑马

[00:06:34] 是部下

[00:06:36] 就见这老道身高一丈

[00:06:40] 挂绫

[00:06:41] 头戴薄灵色道冠

[00:06:44] 身穿薄灵色道袍

[00:06:47] 薄绫啊

[00:06:48] 就是白绫子

[00:06:51] 浑身上下一身白

[00:06:53] 跟大孝袍子差不多少

[00:06:55] 再往脸上看

[00:06:57] 一张大驴脸

[00:07:00] 深眼窝子

[00:07:02] 一对金眼珠

[00:07:03] 大阴沟

[00:07:04] 鼻子

[00:07:04] 薄嘴片

[00:07:05] 通红着嘴唇

[00:07:08] 满脸都起朱砂

[00:07:10] 一部黄焦焦的胡须

[00:07:13] 斜挎白布南

[00:07:16] 背后背着双剑

[00:07:19] 手拿拂尘

[00:07:21] 在他身后

[00:07:22] 还跟着八名小老道

[00:07:26] 来者非别呀

[00:07:28] 正是突厥国的军师

[00:07:32] 昆仑道长

[00:07:34] 司马良

[00:07:38] 他呀

[00:07:39] 也是个汉人

[00:07:41] 后来投靠了突厥

[00:07:43] 受到国王巴里山墩的赏识

[00:07:47] 亲口加封护国军师之职

[00:07:52] 本来他不应该来

[00:07:54] 因为战场失利的消息传到京城

[00:07:58] 拔的山墩

[00:08:00] 非常吃惊

[00:08:02] 把女儿儿子派出去之后

[00:08:05] 仍然不放心

[00:08:07] 又派昆仑道长到两军阵前观战

[00:08:13] 实在不行

[00:08:14] 叫他助一臂之力

[00:08:16] 无论如何要把乌海给守住

[00:08:21] 如果把乌海丢了

[00:08:23] 就等于把大门丢了

[00:08:26] 这事就不好办了

[00:08:28] 所以呢

[00:08:29] 他才奉旨来到两军镇

[00:08:32] 正赶这排

[00:08:34] 摆战场

[00:08:35] 他一看这个形势就知道不妙啊

[00:08:40] 来到近前

[00:08:41] 跟星星胆这一见面

[00:08:43] 星星胆呢

[00:08:45] 这心当时就落下了

[00:08:46] 嘿

[00:08:47] 心说妥了

[00:08:50] 有道爷参战

[00:08:52] 我们是准胜无疑

[00:08:54] 哎呀

[00:08:55] 县长你来的正好

[00:08:57] 我们打了败仗了

[00:08:59] 非你不可

[00:09:02] 这七公主谷月婵也说

[00:09:05] 县长啊

[00:09:07] 你来的可谓及时雨

[00:09:10] 快点帮帮忙吧

[00:09:12] 你看对面这小伙子太厉害

[00:09:17] 哦

[00:09:19] 是吗

[00:09:21] 既然如此

[00:09:23] 贫道厚着脸皮一试

[00:09:29] 说着就要出战

[00:09:31] 这古月婵多个心眼

[00:09:33] 且慢

[00:09:35] 军事

[00:09:36] 我可要活的

[00:09:39] 不要死的哦

[00:09:42] 好吧

[00:09:43] 我尽量抓个活的献给公主

[00:09:47] 是我要活的好给我死去的丈夫报仇

[00:09:52] 嗯

[00:09:53] 就这样

[00:09:54] 众人往左右一分昆仑老道甩大叉来

[00:09:59] 在花木兰的马前钉子步往这一站

[00:10:03] 把拂尘晃三晃

[00:10:04] 摇了三摇

[00:10:05] 口诵佛号

[00:10:07] 无量天尊

[00:10:09] 你大

[00:10:11] 可认识贫道

[00:10:15] 花木兰心就一愣

[00:10:18] 他很清楚

[00:10:20] 在这两军阵前

[00:10:23] 这僧道最不好对付

[00:10:27] 他没两下子

[00:10:28] 他不能来

[00:10:29] 要来必有外科的手段

[00:10:33] 他一看这老道长得可够凶的

[00:10:36] 看年纪能有七十来岁

[00:10:39] 黄胡子里都带白的

[00:10:42] 看罢多时

[00:10:44] 木兰高声断喝

[00:10:45] 来者为谁

[00:10:48] 贫道乃昆仑道长是也

[00:10:53] 在汉王驾前称臣

[00:10:55] 官拜护国军师之至

[00:11:00] 花

[00:11:00] 茉莉

[00:11:01] 你小小的年纪

[00:11:04] 居然有这么高的武艺

[00:11:06] 真是没想到啊

[00:11:09] 别看你武艺那么高

[00:11:11] 能战胜旁人

[00:11:13] 在贫道面前

[00:11:16] 你这点能耐就拿不出手了

[00:11:20] 信不信呐

[00:11:21] 我要叫你在我的面前走过十个回合

[00:11:25] 我就不配做个护国军师

[00:11:29] 有

[00:11:31] 花木兰一听

[00:11:32] 这老道真能吹牛皮呀

[00:11:36] 我打出事以来

[00:11:38] 还没遇上过这么一位呢

[00:11:40] 也备不住

[00:11:41] 他有真能耐

[00:11:42] 我可千万留神

[00:11:46] 花木兰真就想对了

[00:11:48] 这老道这能耐才大

[00:11:50] 结果两个人这一伸手

[00:11:52] 老道连宝剑都没了

[00:11:54] 就是掌中这拂尘

[00:11:57] 闹了半天

[00:11:57] 这浮尘呢

[00:11:58] 跟一般的不一样

[00:12:00] 杆长三尺三是五金的

[00:12:04] 比鞭还沉呢

[00:12:06] 花木兰的枪要碰到人家铁浮尘上

[00:12:09] 震的是两臂发麻

[00:12:13] 两人打到十几个回合

[00:12:16] 老道冷不丁把拂尘一晃

[00:12:18] 大拇指一摁

[00:12:20] 崩簧

[00:12:20] 咔吧

[00:12:22] 啊

[00:12:23] 这里边儿还带毛病的

[00:12:25] 就放出一颗毒钉

[00:12:28] 直奔花木兰的面门

[00:12:30] 木兰眼快一拉

[00:12:33] 脑袋躲开了

[00:12:34] 嘎巴哧

[00:12:36] 又一只

[00:12:37] 木兰一拧身子

[00:12:38] 又躲开了

[00:12:40] 这会儿正好

[00:12:41] 这马一转个儿马屁股对着老道

[00:12:44] 这老大

[00:12:45] 燕崩皇第三颗毒钉打出来

[00:12:48] 跑

[00:12:49] 正好钉到马屁股蛋子上

[00:12:53] 人醒

[00:12:54] 这马少不了

[00:12:57] 兵进夺身去

[00:12:59] 胭脂红

[00:13:00] 弦铃暴叫好悬没把花木兰

[00:13:03] 给撅下来

[00:13:05] 这匹马是落荒逃走

[00:13:08] 直奔正东

[00:13:13] 这马跑着

[00:13:14] 跑着

[00:13:16] 毒气发作

[00:13:19] 前蹄子一软

[00:13:20] 扑通摔倒在山地

[00:13:24] 整个把花木兰给扔下去了

[00:13:27] 正凭着花木兰有功底儿

[00:13:30] 不然这下就摔坏了

[00:13:32] 花木兰赶紧来了个双手虎

[00:13:35] 抱头就地18 滚

[00:13:37] 咕通咕噜咕噜咕咕噜

[00:13:39] 轱辘到路边就两棵树

[00:13:41] 把它挡住了

[00:13:42] 就这样摔的可也不轻啊

[00:13:45] 花木兰大口大口喘着气

[00:13:48] 好半天

[00:13:50] 才恢复了平静

[00:13:52] 哎呀

[00:13:53] 觉着肩头

[00:13:55] 胳膊肘

[00:13:56] 后背没有不疼的地方

[00:13:58] 咬着牙

[00:13:59] 扶着树

[00:14:00] 他站起来了

[00:14:02] 一看呢

[00:14:03] 除了山就是树木

[00:14:06] 什么地方

[00:14:07] 不清楚

[00:14:09] 也不知道这归突厥管还是归大隋朝管

[00:14:15] 忽然想起战马来了

[00:14:17] 来到胭脂红切近一看

[00:14:19] 可把他吓坏了

[00:14:21] 就见宝马老老实实在那儿一躺

[00:14:25] 顺着鼻子和嘴角往外冒白沫子

[00:14:31] 再一看这马四肢抽搐

[00:14:35] 一个劲儿哆嗦

[00:14:37] 哦

[00:14:38] 受了伤了

[00:14:40] 花木兰仔细检查

[00:14:42] 最后在马屁股上发现一颗钉

[00:14:47] 这颗毒钉的帽啊

[00:14:49] 有小指盖大小

[00:14:51] 长有三分左右

[00:14:54] 但是他最主要是有毒

[00:14:57] 钉的相当结实

[00:15:00] 木兰跟红拂女学过能耐

[00:15:03] 对这套东西全明白花木兰一看不好

[00:15:09] 要不及早想办法

[00:15:10] 这匹马呀

[00:15:11] 就把命搭上了

[00:15:13] 他赶紧把钉子给拔下来

[00:15:16] 一看

[00:15:17] 受伤的部位往外淌黄水

[00:15:19] 挺大一片

[00:15:20] 发黑紫

[00:15:22] 木兰一想动手术

[00:15:25] 匕首刀拽出来

[00:15:27] 在鞋底上蹭了蹭

[00:15:29] 把这匹马踩住

[00:15:31] 把受伤的部位

[00:15:33] 诶

[00:15:33] 整个拿刀尖给旋下来了

[00:15:37] 张平这匹马呀

[00:15:39] 已经麻醉了

[00:15:41] 不然的话

[00:15:43] 这一拉

[00:15:43] 他能受得了吗

[00:15:45] 拉完了

[00:15:46] 把烂肉旋下去

[00:15:48] 狠劲给他挤挤出红血来

[00:15:52] 知道这毒气才没了

[00:15:55] 墨兰在白板囊之中一伸手

[00:15:58] 取出最好的刀伤药给上上

[00:16:01] 然后呢

[00:16:02] 把蒸袍撕开

[00:16:04] 结成一条一条

[00:16:06] 接了个大带子

[00:16:07] 然后把伤口包扎上了

[00:16:10] 好半天呢

[00:16:12] 这马才明白过来

[00:16:15] 你别看是***

[00:16:17] 跟人也差不多

[00:16:18] 显着俩眼无神

[00:16:21] 无精打采

[00:16:23] 木兰费了很大的劲

[00:16:26] 让他站起来

[00:16:27] 牵着他溜了一溜

[00:16:29] 一看前面有个小河沟

[00:16:31] 又印了点水

[00:16:32] 诶

[00:16:33] 这马才精神了不少

[00:16:35] 不过呢

[00:16:37] 四肢仍然抖个不停

[00:16:40] 不知是疼还是难受

[00:16:42] 花木兰心疼的把他拴在一棵树上

[00:16:46] 让他休息

[00:16:47] 可正这时候

[00:16:49] 老道追上来了

[00:16:51] 无量天尊

[00:16:56] 娃娃

[00:16:57] 哪里走

[00:17:02] 等他追到近前

[00:17:03] 一看

[00:17:04] 花木兰在部下

[00:17:06] 他心可高兴了

[00:17:07] 心说

[00:17:08] 你是马上的将官

[00:17:09] 这回你没马了

[00:17:11] 如同两条腿失掉了

[00:17:14] 焉能是贫道的对手

[00:17:16] 花茉莉

[00:17:18] 你还不束手被俘

[00:17:20] 等待何时

[00:17:22] 你还跑得了吗

[00:17:25] 其实他不知道

[00:17:26] 花木兰部下的能耐比在马上还高呢

[00:17:31] 压根儿学能耐

[00:17:32] 就学的是长拳短打嘛

[00:17:35] 花木兰冷笑了一声

[00:17:37] 丫头

[00:17:39] 你别猖狂

[00:17:41] 用暗箭伤人

[00:17:42] 不算英雄

[00:17:45] 不才

[00:17:45] 我还要领教一二

[00:17:48] 呵

[00:17:49] 你还不服气呀

[00:17:51] 来吧

[00:17:53] 两个人伸手在树林外头站到一处

[00:17:57] 花木兰这阵筋疲力尽

[00:18:01] 刚才摔呀摔的也不轻

[00:18:04] 胳膊也疼

[00:18:05] 脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:18:07] 再伸上手

[00:18:08] 显而易见不是老道的对手

[00:18:12] 只好节节败退

[00:18:14] 累得通身是汗

[00:18:15] 眼看就要出危险

[00:18:19] 可正这时候呢

[00:18:21] 顺着山坡下了个打柴火的

[00:18:24] 看这个人

[00:18:25] 挑着个大柴火挑子

[00:18:28] 简直是柴火都出了号了

[00:18:31] 一头没500斤也差不多

[00:18:34] 这一担柴火能有千斤

[00:18:38] 挑柴火

[00:18:39] 这人个儿也大

[00:18:41] 面试

[00:18:42] 黑锅底

[00:18:43] 身上穿着蓝布裤褂

[00:18:45] 挽着裤腿

[00:18:46] 光着脚丫子

[00:18:48] 头上戴个破草帽

[00:18:50] 一边走着一边擦汗

[00:18:52] 顺着山坡来的切近

[00:18:56] 这黑大汉一看

[00:18:57] 远远

[00:18:59] 我说这怎么回事

[00:19:01] 怎么一个杂毛跟小伙打上了

[00:19:04] 他赶紧把柴火挑扑通

[00:19:07] 扔到道边儿上

[00:19:09] 拿破毛巾擦了擦汗

[00:19:11] 嗯

[00:19:13] 我说你们怎么回事

[00:19:15] 他妈吃饱了撑的

[00:19:17] 跑这蹦Q 什么玩意儿

[00:19:19] 别打了

[00:19:21] 昆仑老道一听

[00:19:23] 鼻子都气歪了

[00:19:25] 心说

[00:19:25] 你是干什么吃的

[00:19:27] 你管得着吗

[00:19:29] 虚晃一拂尘

[00:19:31] 跳出圈外

[00:19:33] 瞪着眼睛看了看

[00:19:35] 什么人肉人

[00:19:38] 这不在这儿摆着吗

[00:19:39] 还用问吗

[00:19:41] 我说老道

[00:19:42] 看你这岁数

[00:19:45] 能有七八十了吧

[00:19:47] 我听我娘说

[00:19:50] 年老

[00:19:51] 应该有德行

[00:19:53] 你缺德呀你

[00:19:55] 你挺大个岁数

[00:19:57] 你不害臊

[00:19:58] 寿星老尿炕

[00:20:00] 老没出息

[00:20:01] 跑这儿欺负孩子来跳蚤跳蚤的

[00:20:05] 你真是恬不知耻

[00:20:07] 诶

[00:20:07] 哎呀

[00:20:08] 昆仑老道一听

[00:20:10] 这这位可够损的

[00:20:12] 这一见面

[00:20:13] 就损失了

[00:20:15] 我在汉王驾前

[00:20:18] 那也是说一不二啊

[00:20:21] 连突厥国的国王对我都得尊敬三分

[00:20:25] 这是个什么东西

[00:20:27] 敢大放厥词

[00:20:29] 老道把眼珠子一瞪

[00:20:32] 无量天尊

[00:20:35] 究竟你是干什么的

[00:20:37] 你要是个打柴的无知人

[00:20:39] 我不跟你一般见识

[00:20:41] 你少管闲事

[00:20:43] 快给我走

[00:20:44] 不然的话

[00:20:46] 你来看我

[00:20:47] 叫你在兵刃下做鬼

[00:20:51] 怪不得年头天下大乱呢

[00:20:56] 连老道都吹牛皮呀

[00:20:58] 你瞅你那德行

[00:21:00] 你叫我做鬼呀

[00:21:02] 我还叫你做鬼呢

[00:21:04] 诶

[00:21:05] 我那小伙

[00:21:07] 我说你怎么回事

[00:21:09] 花木兰对这人印象挺好

[00:21:11] 一瞅这位嘴大舌长

[00:21:14] 说话天真烂漫

[00:21:17] 瓮声瓮气

[00:21:19] 跟大刚差不多少

[00:21:21] 别看长得黑

[00:21:22] 可挺有人缘

[00:21:24] 花木兰一想

[00:21:25] 听他的口音

[00:21:26] 他是中原的人

[00:21:28] 我得套套近乎

[00:21:29] 现在身边没有帮忙的

[00:21:31] 最好他能帮帮我的忙

[00:21:34] 木兰想到这

[00:21:36] 单手提剑

[00:21:37] 躬身施礼

[00:21:38] 壮士

[00:21:39] 这位大哥

[00:21:41] 我是绥营的一个马童

[00:21:43] 我在两军阵前交战

[00:21:46] 没想我那匹马中了这个老道的暗器

[00:21:50] 因此落荒

[00:21:52] 逃到此处

[00:21:53] 这个老道不依不饶

[00:21:55] 追我追到此处

[00:21:57] 他是突厥国的军师

[00:21:59] 叫昆仑道长

[00:22:01] 你呢

[00:22:02] 诶

[00:22:03] 我是个无名的小卒

[00:22:05] 我叫花木令

[00:22:08] 黑面大汉不听则可闻听此言

[00:22:11] 当时眼珠子瞪圆了

[00:22:14] 你

[00:22:14] 你说什

[00:22:14] 什

[00:22:15] 什

[00:22:15] 什么叫什么花木丽嘿

[00:22:20] 我正找你呢

[00:22:22] 宝贝儿

[00:22:24] 他过来把花木兰给抱住了

[00:22:27] 哎呀

[00:22:28] 这个亲热劲儿就甭提了

[00:22:30] 花木兰臊的满脸通红啊

[00:22:34] 心说

[00:22:34] 哪有男的女的这么抱着他

[00:22:37] 他知道我是个女的不

[00:22:40] 木兰挣扎着

[00:22:42] 从他怀里头出来

[00:22:44] 大哥

[00:22:45] 你

[00:22:45] 你这是何苦

[00:22:46] 小兄弟

[00:22:47] 我太喜欢你了

[00:22:50] 呃

[00:22:51] 动作有点粗野

[00:22:52] 诶

[00:22:53] 小兄弟呢

[00:22:54] 你原谅他

[00:22:55] 为什么我喜欢你呢

[00:22:57] 我师父告诉我的

[00:23:00] 你看我师傅把我这耳朵都拽肿了

[00:23:03] 老说我没出息

[00:23:05] 拽着我的耳朵嘱咐我说

[00:23:08] 你看看人家花木丽

[00:23:10] 比你还小人家叱咤风云

[00:23:15] 四外名扬四海

[00:23:17] 无人不知

[00:23:18] 无人不晓

[00:23:19] 你呢

[00:23:20] 就知道吃饭睡觉打柴挣钱

[00:23:24] 一点出息都没有

[00:23:26] 往后你要见着花茉莉

[00:23:28] 要多亲多近嘿

[00:23:31] 我今儿见着你我亲戚没有

[00:23:34] 这不就是听了我老师的话了吗

[00:23:37] 兄弟

[00:23:38] 往后咱哥俩得好好处一处

[00:23:41] 他

[00:23:41] 你怎么就那么有出息呢

[00:23:43] 往后带着哥哥点儿

[00:23:45] 哥哥也要长长出息

[00:23:48] 花木兰一听啊

[00:23:49] 也不好意思乐

[00:23:51] 也不知道他老师是谁

[00:23:53] 好吧

[00:23:54] 大哥

[00:23:55] 多谢你的盛情

[00:23:57] 那么这个老道

[00:23:58] 这杂毛啊

[00:23:59] 嘿呀

[00:24:00] 他算个屁

[00:24:02] 我叫他活

[00:24:04] 他活

[00:24:04] 我要叫他死

[00:24:06] 当时他得归位

[00:24:07] 你你你等着

[00:24:08] 我先把他收拾了然后我再报名

[00:24:11] 再谈谈我怎么回事儿

[00:24:13] 说着话

[00:24:14] 他奔老道来了

[00:24:16] 诶

[00:24:17] 杂毛

[00:24:17] 咱俩商量点事行不

[00:24:19] 别叫我费事

[00:24:21] 我呢

[00:24:22] 轻轻的给你捆上

[00:24:24] 完了交给我小兄弟

[00:24:26] 杀呀剐呀

[00:24:28] 我小兄弟说了算

[00:24:29] 要说放你呢

[00:24:31] 我也不反对

[00:24:32] 不过你得听话

[00:24:34] 要不听嗯

[00:24:36] 诶

[00:24:37] 看着这棵树没

[00:24:39] 说着话

[00:24:40] 他用手一指身边这棵树

[00:24:43] 有一个人搂不过来

[00:24:46] 那么粗劲儿

[00:24:48] 看着没

[00:24:49] 你有没有这棵树有劲你上眼

[00:24:53] 嗨

[00:24:55] 黑大个

[00:24:56] 使了个靠山背呀

[00:24:59] 就这一下

[00:25:00] 不要紧

[00:25:04] 把树给撞折了

[00:25:08] 那个说你别瞎扯

[00:25:09] 有那么大劲啊

[00:25:12] 世界之大

[00:25:13] 无奇不有

[00:25:17] 就这一下

[00:25:18] 把老道吓得嘣嘣嘣

[00:25:19] 蹦三下

[00:25:20] 不蹦不噗噗

[00:25:22] 佛都没念清

[00:25:24] 心说

[00:25:25] 这家是人吗

[00:25:26] 这要靠在我身上

[00:25:28] 骨断筋折

[00:25:30] 小伙子

[00:25:32] 你是什么人呢

[00:25:34] 没看到你居然有这么高的本领

[00:25:38] 贫道也喜欢人才

[00:25:42] 咱俩交个朋友吧

[00:25:44] 你要能听我的

[00:25:46] 抓住这个花木莉

[00:25:48] 你算立下首功一件

[00:25:51] 我在王爷面前重重保举你叫你当大官

[00:25:56] 从今之后

[00:25:57] 你就不用打差受苦了

[00:26:00] 师傅

[00:26:02] 那我先听听

[00:26:03] 你你你给我个什么官诶

[00:26:06] 起码

[00:26:08] 也得给你个站殿将军不行

[00:26:13] 不行啊

[00:26:13] 小

[00:26:15] 那当将军谁干呢

[00:26:17] 诶保举你当个副元帅也行

[00:26:21] 不行当副的谁干

[00:26:24] 那你说小伙子

[00:26:25] 你要个什么官

[00:26:26] 我要什么官儿啊

[00:26:28] 你要能答应

[00:26:30] 我就帮你抓这小伙

[00:26:31] 这么办吧

[00:26:32] 你跟突厥国王商量商量

[00:26:35] 我给你们当爹得了啊

[00:26:38] 好小子

[00:26:40] 你不疯装疯

[00:26:41] 不傻装傻

[00:26:43] 拿命来