《As the World Turns》歌词

[00:00:10] I dont know why this world keep turning

[00:00:12] Yes man

[00:00:14] As the World Turns

[00:00:15] Round and Round

[00:00:16] We all experience things in life

[00:00:18] But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

[00:00:19] Trials and Tribulations

[00:00:20] I dont know why this world keep turning

[00:00:20] That we all must go through

[00:00:22] Round and Round

[00:00:23] When someone wants to test us

[00:00:25] When someone tries our patience

[00:00:27] But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

[00:00:30] I hang with a bunch of hippies

[00:00:31] and wacky tobacco planters

[00:00:32] Who swallow lit roaches

[00:00:33] and light up like jack-o-lanterns

[00:00:35] Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts

[00:00:37] Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source

[00:00:39] They never should've booted me out of reform school

[00:00:42] Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool

[00:00:45] They threw me out the Ramada Inn

[00:00:46] I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)

[00:00:50] It all started when my mother took my bike away

[00:00:52] Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

[00:00:55] After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers

[00:00:57] Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors

[00:01:00] Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman

[00:01:02] Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin

[00:01:05] And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,

[00:01:07] He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed

[00:01:10] May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class

[00:01:12] That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)

[00:01:15] Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig

[00:01:19] She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

[00:01:22] Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig

[00:01:24] I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)

[00:01:27] It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming

[00:01:30] Grabbed that bitch by her hair

[00:01:31] Drug her across the ground

[00:01:32] And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down

[00:01:35] Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop

[00:01:37] While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[00:01:40] [Chorus

[00:01:42] As the World Turns

[00:01:43] These are the days of our lives

[00:01:46] These are the things that we must go through

[00:01:48] Day by day

[00:01:50] [Eminem

[00:01:50] We drive around in million dollar sports cars

[00:01:52] While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards

[00:01:54] Outsiders, and we suing the courts

[00:01:56] Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source

[00:01:59] Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat

[00:02:02] Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at

[00:02:04] Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage

[00:02:07] Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch

[00:02:09] I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"

[00:02:11] I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

[00:02:14] But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month

[00:02:16] But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt

[00:02:19] But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers

[00:02:21] Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

[00:02:24] So gimme all your money

[00:02:25] And don't try nothin funny

[00:02:26] Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me

[00:02:29] I went to grab my gun

[00:02:30] Thats when her ass put it on me

[00:02:32] Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry

[00:02:34] I fell through the glass doors

[00:02:35] Started causin a scene

[00:02:36] Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine

[00:02:39] Jumped up with a broken back

[00:02:41] Thank god I was smokin crack all day

[00:02:43] And doped up off coke and smack

[00:02:44] All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse

[00:02:47] Now I wanna kill her

[00:02:47] But so I gotta catch her first

[00:02:49] Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut

[00:02:51] Saw the house she ran up in

[00:02:53] And shot her fuckin porch up

[00:02:54] Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

[00:02:56] Looked around the room

[00:02:57] Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut

[00:02:59] I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!

[00:03:01] You might as well come out now

[00:03:02] She said "Come in, its unlocked!"

[00:03:04] I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

[00:03:06] And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn

[00:03:08] She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"

[00:03:11] I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

[00:03:13] She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her

[00:03:16] I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

[00:03:18] I started to beg "No, please let go"

[00:03:21] But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll

[00:03:23] With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled

[00:03:26] I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

[00:03:28] Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

[00:03:31] Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!

[00:03:33] Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it

[00:03:36] It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

[00:03:38] I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"

[00:03:41] Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)

[00:03:43] Come here bitch!

[00:03:45] Come here!

[00:03:47] Take this motherfuckin dick!

[00:03:47] Bitch, come here!

[00:03:49] [Chorus to fade

[00:03:49] And as we go along

[00:03:51] Throughout the days of our lives

[00:03:57] We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday

[00:04:00] That we must go through

[00:04:01] These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere

[00:04:09] Every day

[00:04:11] Every single day the world keeps turning

[00:04:11] Every single day the world keeps turning