《水浒全传161集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 谢珍和谢宝
[00:00:03] 嗯
[00:00:04] 好不容易打了一只猛虎
[00:00:09] 结果这只虎啊
[00:00:11] 孤落到毛太公后院子里了
[00:00:16] 为这件事儿
[00:00:19] 两个人从山上转下来到了毛家庄
[00:00:24] 来见毛太公要虎
[00:00:29] 你说这老头
[00:00:31] 磨磨蹭蹭
[00:00:35] 解珍解宝
[00:00:36] 等进了园子
[00:00:37] 顺那个方向就找去了
[00:00:40] 结果一看
[00:00:42] 什么也没有
[00:00:45] 那解珍
[00:00:45] 解宝
[00:00:47] 血气方刚啊
[00:00:49] 哥俩真急了
[00:00:51] 嘴角吐着白沫子
[00:00:53] 是真的
[00:00:54] 肯定你老头儿没安好心
[00:00:58] 事关重大
[00:00:59] 关系着我们俩的后半生啊
[00:01:02] 我们绝不能就此罢手
[00:01:05] 我们飞搜搜不可
[00:01:07] 这哥俩头脑一发热
[00:01:10] 就在老毛就搜开了
[00:01:12] 翻箱子
[00:01:13] 倒柜
[00:01:14] 挪桌子
[00:01:14] 搬椅子
[00:01:15] 乒乓乒乓
[00:01:18] 结果摔坏了两个大胆瓶
[00:01:21] 打翻了三个花盆
[00:01:24] 桌椅也给碰坏了几张
[00:01:27] 这老毛头可不干了
[00:01:30] 好啊
[00:01:30] 烦了烦了
[00:01:32] 光天化日朗朗乾坤
[00:01:35] 你们竟敢抢劫我家来人啊
[00:01:38] 来人
[00:01:41] 那老茅家户大人多呀
[00:01:45] 往底下的用人就近百
[00:01:49] 他这一咋呼
[00:01:50] 外头来了不少人
[00:01:52] 手里都抄着家伙
[00:01:54] 解珍
[00:01:55] 解宝一看呢
[00:01:56] 不行
[00:01:58] 在这儿跟他讲不出理器
[00:02:01] 弄不好啊
[00:02:02] 还非得栽个跟头
[00:02:05] 这哥俩点了点头
[00:02:06] 好
[00:02:07] 问你借他
[00:02:09] 在你家讲不出理
[00:02:11] 咱有讲理的地方
[00:02:13] 咱们公堂上见
[00:02:16] 你们藏起这只虎
[00:02:18] 居心何在
[00:02:21] 哥俩说着
[00:02:22] 晃着脑袋往外就走
[00:02:26] 野王了
[00:02:27] 拿他们手里递加是什么
[00:02:30] 列茶友窝工都扔到屋里
[00:02:33] 气的简直就昏了头了
[00:02:36] 茅台公仔后也骂
[00:02:39] 这时
[00:02:40] 把大门开开
[00:02:41] 哥儿俩到了街上
[00:02:44] 就想到府里去告状去
[00:02:47] 可还没等出毛家庄呢
[00:02:50] 对面来了十多个人
[00:02:53] 都骑着马快
[00:02:54] 快快
[00:02:57] 为首的一匹大青马马上端坐这个人
[00:03:03] 这人身高九尺挂零
[00:03:06] 个头不小
[00:03:08] 多少有点水蛇腰
[00:03:10] 伸着探到的脖子
[00:03:13] 头上戴着逍遥津
[00:03:16] 身穿葛布袍
[00:03:18] 腰系丝绦
[00:03:19] 手拿着马鞭
[00:03:22] 后面那几位好像官府的官人
[00:03:27] 正好跟解珍解宝走了个顶头碰
[00:03:32] 哥俩抬头一看
[00:03:33] 认识
[00:03:34] 毛太公的长子叫毛中意
[00:03:41] 毛家大少爷不知道他从哪儿来
[00:03:45] 这哥俩个赌气子往道旁一闪
[00:03:48] 不想跟他说话
[00:03:50] 毛中一眼也挺尖
[00:03:52] 看见他哥俩月月粘住各位站着
[00:03:57] 甩瞪他
[00:03:58] 从马上跳下来了
[00:04:00] 哎呀
[00:04:02] 这不
[00:04:02] 谢谢二位兄弟们
[00:04:05] 你们这是从哪儿来
[00:04:06] 哼
[00:04:08] 写真把脑子一步了
[00:04:11] 从你们家来哦
[00:04:14] 从我家来有事吗
[00:04:17] 我说你爹太不仗义了
[00:04:22] 是这么这么这么这么这么回事儿
[00:04:26] 哥俩把着虎弟经过讲述一遍
[00:04:29] 毛重一听
[00:04:31] 一跺脚
[00:04:32] 哎
[00:04:33] 我爹真是老糊涂了
[00:04:37] 人要上了年纪啊
[00:04:39] 他就跟正常人不一样
[00:04:43] 你别看我没在家
[00:04:45] 你们哥儿俩这一说我就明白
[00:04:47] 八九肯定我家里有人做了手脚
[00:04:51] 位置我爹不知道
[00:04:53] 把老虎给抬走了
[00:04:55] 你们哥俩的为人我了解
[00:04:58] 正人君子
[00:05:00] 决不能说谎话
[00:05:02] 我是这么办
[00:05:04] 乡里乡亲的
[00:05:05] 别闹翻了
[00:05:08] 我爹呢
[00:05:08] 那么大岁数了
[00:05:10] 你们二位千万别担待着点
[00:05:13] 怎么办
[00:05:13] 跟我回家
[00:05:15] 我好好帮你们查一查
[00:05:17] 肯定把这只虎能找出来
[00:05:21] 哎
[00:05:22] 这哥俩一听
[00:05:24] 老毛家的大儿子还行啊
[00:05:27] 比他爹强得多
[00:05:30] 又一想
[00:05:31] 就即使告到官府
[00:05:34] 也是眉头的官司
[00:05:36] 你老毛家有钱有势啊
[00:05:39] 我们俩穷光蛋
[00:05:42] 打官司能打过人家吗
[00:05:45] 如果他大儿子
[00:05:47] 说的是真正心里话
[00:05:51] 平息了此事就算了
[00:05:54] 所以两个人就同意了
[00:05:56] 跟着毛中意和那伙人二次回到毛家庄
[00:06:03] 毛太公一看
[00:06:04] 眼珠子就瞪起来了a
[00:06:07] 你们怎么又来了爹爹
[00:06:11] 方才我遇上他们哥俩
[00:06:14] 我把前后的经过呀都问清楚了
[00:06:18] 您老人家好好帮着查一查
[00:06:22] 嗯
[00:06:23] 何必闹翻脸呢
[00:06:25] 咱们家人多手杂什么人都有
[00:06:30] 肯定是背着你也不知道啊
[00:06:33] A 把老虎给抬走了
[00:06:36] 能有那事儿
[00:06:38] 那可不一定啊
[00:06:40] 别帮着查查啊
[00:06:42] 呃
[00:06:43] 我各位啊
[00:06:44] 大家都
[00:06:45] 都都请坐
[00:06:45] 请坐
[00:06:47] 说个请坐
[00:06:49] 毛重ed 小三角眼一转
[00:06:53] 挤了挤
[00:06:55] 发下号令
[00:06:57] 老毛头儿躲着
[00:07:00] 就见这帮人咣当咣当
[00:07:02] 把前门后门全都关闭
[00:07:05] 冷不丁扑上来
[00:07:08] 把解珍解宝就给掐不住了
[00:07:13] 那这哥俩满身的武艺
[00:07:16] 能干嘛你们
[00:07:18] 你们要干什么干什么
[00:07:21] 又打了官司
[00:07:24] 闹了半天
[00:07:25] 毛重一领
[00:07:26] 那十来个人儿都是衙门的官人
[00:07:31] 最后把证件拿出来了
[00:07:34] 批票公文改什么
[00:07:37] 巨幅骂
[00:07:39] 我们是知府衙门抓差办案的
[00:07:44] 就知道你们俩小子不是好东西
[00:07:47] 光天化日跑着额
[00:07:49] 人类本身就犯了大法
[00:07:53] 有什么理到衙门在讲究
[00:07:57] 哥俩一讲
[00:07:58] 光棍不吃眼前亏
[00:08:01] 有理走遍天下
[00:08:03] 那就到衙门去讲去吧
[00:08:05] 我们一没偷二没抢
[00:08:08] 你冤枉好人当然不行
[00:08:11] 别看你们这么说当官的啊
[00:08:14] 不一定这么段
[00:08:15] 你说这哥俩多糊涂
[00:08:18] 到现在还蒙在鼓里
[00:08:20] 没看出人家是圈套
[00:08:25] 你不说怎么回事儿
[00:08:27] 原来那只虎果然轱辘到她们家后
[00:08:30] 园子了解珍解宝
[00:08:33] 那看得非常真切
[00:08:36] 让毛太公发现了马上让他大儿子的毛中医
[00:08:41] 领着家奴院工
[00:08:43] 抬着这只虎赶奔知府衙门请功领赏去了
[00:08:49] 哎
[00:08:50] 他们去领赏去了
[00:08:52] 美其名曰给本地除了害
[00:08:56] 现在赏钱到了他们腰包了
[00:09:00] 这毛中意啊
[00:09:01] 准知道解珍解宝玩不了
[00:09:06] 上我们家
[00:09:06] 他去找虎去
[00:09:08] 要找不着
[00:09:09] 飞在我们家闹腾不可
[00:09:12] 其实这俩小子本身就是两只虎啊
[00:09:16] 啊
[00:09:16] 怎么办呢
[00:09:18] 可花钱了
[00:09:20] 把这些官员给请来了
[00:09:22] 上他们家坐镇好助威
[00:09:25] 果然不出所料
[00:09:28] 就这么仗着官府的势力
[00:09:31] 把解珍解宝扭送到至府衙
[00:09:36] 呢
[00:09:36] 毛太公是干什么的
[00:09:38] 家里有的是钱呢
[00:09:40] 让他儿子拿了几百两上下打点
[00:09:46] 这关也瘦了
[00:09:47] 会了
[00:09:49] 当然了
[00:09:50] 他得向着老毛家了
[00:09:52] 升糖之后不问青红皂白
[00:09:56] 就吩咐一声
[00:09:57] 把他们哥俩呀出来
[00:10:00] 知府一口咬定两个人到毛家庄行强
[00:10:09] 当然咯
[00:10:10] 俩不服了
[00:10:11] 当堂跟知府便
[00:10:13] 李知府大怒
[00:10:15] 这还了得
[00:10:16] 咆哮我的公堂
[00:10:19] 你们还抵赖
[00:10:20] 不认账
[00:10:21] 给我打
[00:10:25] 哎哟
[00:10:25] 解珍解宝可掉到后娘手了
[00:10:30] 能清收拾的了
[00:10:34] 皮鞭子抽
[00:10:35] 棍子打
[00:10:38] 最后呀
[00:10:39] 让他上大兴
[00:10:42] 大哥俩打的是急死急活呀
[00:10:47] 最后在重刑之下
[00:10:49] 灭着良心
[00:10:50] 不得不招工
[00:10:53] 承认
[00:10:55] 有计划的要抢老毛家
[00:10:59] 签字画押
[00:11:04] 妹妹说
[00:11:05] 这哥俩也太熊点了
[00:11:07] 没有那事儿就承认啊
[00:11:11] 这种非人的折磨
[00:11:13] 一般人挺不过去
[00:11:17] 不招人不招人
[00:11:18] 把人打废了
[00:11:21] 那烙铁都烧好了
[00:11:23] 再不承认
[00:11:24] 前后心脸上就给你烙上了
[00:11:29] 把肉都得烙熟了
[00:11:31] 还能活吗
[00:11:33] 哥儿俩含着眼泪
[00:11:34] 花了功夫
[00:11:37] 芝罘吩咐一声
[00:11:39] 牙入死囚牢
[00:11:42] 把俩人定成死罪
[00:11:45] 25 斤大脚镣子给砸上了
[00:11:49] 兴家给定上
[00:11:52] 收了件了
[00:11:55] 毛重1000恩万谢
[00:11:58] 从大堂上退下来
[00:12:00] 回到毛家庄
[00:12:02] 现在跌讲述一遍
[00:12:04] 老头一听
[00:12:05] 乐了
[00:12:06] 哼哼
[00:12:10] 两个穷猎户
[00:12:13] 还想跟我争长论短
[00:12:16] 纯粹他娘的找死啊
[00:12:20] 啊
[00:12:22] 你看这意思
[00:12:24] 他们俩肯定得死吗
[00:12:26] 嗯
[00:12:29] 这不一定
[00:12:31] 你别看他们招了工
[00:12:34] 也投入死牢
[00:12:37] 上司能不能批
[00:12:40] 这可得另说另讲啊
[00:12:42] 这得省里下批文才能最后决定
[00:12:47] 倘若解珍解宝要有活动地能量
[00:12:51] 这官司备不住还能翻过个儿来
[00:12:56] 啊
[00:12:57] 不行啊
[00:12:59] 不是有那么句话
[00:13:02] 要救人咱救救个活
[00:13:04] 要杀人咱就杀个死吧
[00:13:09] 可不能让他们俩反烧啊
[00:13:12] 一旦他们从监狱出来
[00:13:15] 非算这笔帐不可
[00:13:19] 那阵咱家就永远不会有安生地时候了
[00:13:24] 别名的意思
[00:13:26] 花钱想什么办法把他们俩在监狱里头折磨死就得了
[00:13:34] 不必等批文了
[00:13:37] 嗯
[00:13:37] 好吧
[00:13:39] 我找我姐夫去
[00:13:42] 明天我就去
[00:13:43] 明天拿银子
[00:13:46] 您说这害人的人有多缺德
[00:13:50] 你们平安的过日子就得了呗
[00:13:53] 哎
[00:13:54] 就为了一只虎
[00:13:56] 就为了请功
[00:13:58] 买个脸面
[00:13:59] 就不惜把旁人置于死地啊
[00:14:05] 这世上什么人都有
[00:14:09] 第二天
[00:14:09] ***
[00:14:11] 拿了五百两银子
[00:14:13] 又到府里头
[00:14:15] 就是到登州城里啊
[00:14:17] 找他的亲戚
[00:14:20] 还有个姐夫
[00:14:22] 现在在支付衙门做的是六案孔
[00:14:28] 铁笔师爷专门管案子的事儿
[00:14:31] 姓王
[00:14:32] 叫王政
[00:14:34] 他找着王正
[00:14:37] 没有爱人啊
[00:14:38] 他就把这个笔交给王正
[00:14:40] 另外把五百两银子拍在这儿了
[00:14:43] 解剖
[00:14:45] 您受受累吧
[00:14:47] 您是铁笔杆儿
[00:14:49] 您鼻尖一逛荡
[00:14:52] 那那神通广大呀
[00:14:55] 想法弄死口儿的越快越好
[00:14:58] 把谢氏弟兄整死
[00:15:01] 另有重谢
[00:15:03] He he he
[00:15:07] 这案子我知道
[00:15:10] 抚台大人都给定了死罪了
[00:15:13] 他们死是定下了
[00:15:15] 不过早一天晚一天的事儿
[00:15:19] 你何必还这么着急呢
[00:15:21] 不夜长梦多
[00:15:23] 我爹也不放心
[00:15:25] 恳请姐夫明明给
[00:15:27] 帮帮忙吧
[00:15:29] 当然
[00:15:29] 她早批下来更好
[00:15:31] 他就是行文批不下来
[00:15:34] 在监狱里想法儿把他孤独死
[00:15:38] 那不就更妥帖一些吗
[00:15:41] 好爸
[00:15:44] 那你回去
[00:15:46] 对你父亲说
[00:15:48] 让她老人家放心
[00:15:49] 这事儿包在我身上
[00:15:51] 嗯
[00:15:52] 多则
[00:15:54] 百阅
[00:15:56] 少则十天八日
[00:15:59] 你们就听谢世弟兄弟死信儿八号
[00:16:03] 拜托拜托拜托
[00:16:04] 事成之后另当重谢
[00:16:08] 毛主义走了
[00:16:10] 王孔目送走了客人之后
[00:16:14] 瞅着桌上白花花五百两银子
[00:16:17] 真是爱不释手啊
[00:16:22] 但又一想
[00:16:23] 吃人家嘴短
[00:16:25] 拿人家手短
[00:16:26] 花了人家的银子给人家办事儿
[00:16:30] 我得想什么办法解决解珍解宝呢
[00:16:35] 我又不能亲自动手
[00:16:37] 这事儿还得干得神不知鬼不觉
[00:16:42] 对对对
[00:16:43] 嗯
[00:16:45] 后来有主意了
[00:16:48] 在他手下有个人
[00:16:51] 是理想的人选
[00:16:53] 那此人姓包
[00:16:55] 叫包急
[00:16:59] 这包急
[00:17:01] 是监狱里头一个阶级
[00:17:06] 宋朝那时候那个阶级是什么呢
[00:17:08] 就是牢头
[00:17:10] 监狱的事儿
[00:17:12] 管理犯人都归他
[00:17:15] J 小子有名的狠毒重啊啊
[00:17:19] 折磨犯人有独到的能耐
[00:17:23] 什么能力
[00:17:25] 就是很
[00:17:28] 别人干不出来的事儿
[00:17:29] 他能干出来
[00:17:32] 而且这小子见利就走
[00:17:36] 所以
[00:17:37] 王孔目心中高兴
[00:17:41] 第二天
[00:17:43] 把包急给包阶级找他们家来了
[00:17:49] 请他吃饭喝酒
[00:17:52] 等喝的晕的乎的时候给了一百两银子
[00:17:57] 包集就明白有事儿我苦莫老爷享用我干什么
[00:18:04] 哈哈哈哈
[00:18:06] 明白人明白人
[00:18:10] 咱哥俩无话不谈
[00:18:13] 其实咱们联手做的买卖也不是这一次
[00:18:20] 死老李的心病俩死号
[00:18:23] 猎户解珍解宝
[00:18:27] 知道吧
[00:18:27] 知道
[00:18:30] 这俩小子可是刺头
[00:18:33] 你要想一切的办法
[00:18:35] 在劫狱之中把他俩解决了
[00:18:40] 切记手脚要干净利落
[00:18:44] 上面就查
[00:18:46] 也查不出毛病来
[00:18:48] 将来填表格的时候就说他俩间憋了
[00:18:54] 死在监狱里了
[00:18:55] 那找谁去
[00:18:58] 我这事儿你要干成了
[00:19:00] 还有一百两纹银的谢礼
[00:19:03] 妥啦
[00:19:04] 交多啦
[00:19:05] 嘿嘿
[00:19:06] 别的我不会
[00:19:08] 要讲折磨人
[00:19:11] 那在兜揣着伸手得来
[00:19:14] 得多日子多
[00:19:16] 日子不能超过十天
[00:19:18] 在十日之内
[00:19:20] 我要见死尸
[00:19:23] 妈妈在我身上啦
[00:19:25] 你停下
[00:19:28] 把害人的计策俩人定完了
[00:19:31] 这包机回来监狱了好吗这个瘟神
[00:19:37] 等到第二天
[00:19:39] 把解珍解宝从死号里提出来了
[00:19:44] 知府到
[00:19:45] 不管了
[00:19:46] 他关上了
[00:19:48] 把哥俩掉到瓶子煎
[00:19:51] 扒过他
[00:19:54] 用手点指着我
[00:19:57] 你们俩打猎的啊
[00:20:00] 好好打猎得了呗
[00:20:03] 为什么赤武力行凶跑到老毛家你们去抢夺去了
[00:20:11] 哎
[00:20:13] 人家的钱你们冲什么强
[00:20:16] 你们不知道这犯法吗
[00:20:20] 现在傻眼了吧
[00:20:22] 这叫自作自受
[00:20:26] 世上就因为有你们这种人
[00:20:29] 老百姓才不得安生
[00:20:33] 本阶级就是专门替老百姓出害的
[00:20:38] 我得好好修理修理你们俩
[00:20:42] 来来来
[00:20:45] 啊
[00:20:47] 就是为一点什么
[00:20:50] 那小老头儿得听他的
[00:20:53] 他在旁边掐着酒壶喝着
[00:20:56] 叫来几个人换班
[00:20:59] 打压解珍
[00:21:01] 解宝打得是死去活来
[00:21:05] 都挂在这儿
[00:21:08] 等晚上再叫他们回监挂他们几天
[00:21:15] 你说这个人要老这么吊着
[00:21:18] 甭打
[00:21:20] 几天大概也得归位啊
[00:21:23] 他就采取这么个招儿收拾这俩人儿
[00:21:27] 另外
[00:21:28] 在饭食上也动了手脚了
[00:21:31] 送饭剩菜
[00:21:34] 爱吃不歹
[00:21:37] 就这玩意儿
[00:21:39] 人吃了之后是上吐下泻呀
[00:21:43] 用这种招折磨谢氏弟兄
[00:21:47] 光阴似箭
[00:21:48] 一眨眼三天
[00:21:51] 哥俩动不了地方了
[00:21:54] 那生龙活虎的汉子
[00:21:57] 丁上料
[00:21:58] 往那儿一躺
[00:21:59] 跟死人差不多
[00:22:01] 少搁俩心里头清清楚楚
[00:22:05] 完了
[00:22:07] 我们哥俩这命太苦了
[00:22:12] 看来非得死的监狱不可
[00:22:17] 要这么受折磨
[00:22:19] 还不如就挨一刀来的痛快呢
[00:22:24] 歌俩暗中难过
[00:22:27] 第四天
[00:22:29] 有个老头儿
[00:22:31] 是个小头目
[00:22:32] 来给他们送饭来了
[00:22:35] 正好包及这小子去随人情去了
[00:22:40] 今儿没在这儿
[00:22:42] 解珍解宝才免于折磨
[00:22:46] 这小老头儿就利用这机会来见他们哥俩
[00:22:51] 用筷子敲着碗边
[00:22:53] 糖糖糖糖糖糖
[00:22:55] 哎
[00:22:56] 起来吃饭吧
[00:22:59] 解珍
[00:22:59] 解宝你太大
[00:23:02] 吃了一惊
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