《Harper Valley P.T.A.》歌词

[00:00:00] Harper Valley P.T.A. - Country Music Heroes

[00:00:08] I want to tell you all a story

[00:00:10] 'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

[00:00:16] Who had a teenage daughter

[00:00:18] Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:00:23] Well her daughter came home one afternoon

[00:00:26] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:31] She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P T A

[00:00:39] The note said

[00:00:40] Mrs Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high

[00:00:47] It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin'

[00:00:50] 'Round with men and going wild

[00:00:54] And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up

[00:00:58] Your little girl this way

[00:01:02] It was signed by the secretary Harper Valley P T A

[00:01:10] Well it happened that the P T A was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:18] They were sure surprised

[00:01:19] When Mrs Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room

[00:01:26] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:01:28] I still recall the words she had to say

[00:01:33] She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P T A

[00:01:41] Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin'there

[00:01:44] And seven times he's asked me for a date

[00:01:49] Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away

[00:01:57] And Mr Baker can you tell us

[00:01:59] Why your secretary had to leave this town

[00:02:05] And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down

[00:02:13] Well Mr Harper couldn't be here

[00:02:15] 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

[00:02:20] And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath

[00:02:23] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

[00:02:28] Then you have the nerve to tell me you think

[00:02:31] That as a mother I'm not fit

[00:02:36] Well this is just a little Peyton Place

[00:02:38] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

[00:02:44] No I wouldn't put you on because it really did

[00:02:47] It happened just this way

[00:02:52] The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A

[00:03:00] The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A