《The Day My Pad Went Mad(John Peel Session 15th March 1982)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Day My Pad Went Mad - John Cooper Clarke

[00:00:17] I'm ankle deep in human waste

[00:00:19] The toilet has been clogged

[00:00:21] Marrowbone jelly all over the place

[00:00:23] I don't even have a dog

[00:00:25] The man upstairs he grabs my arm

[00:00:27] Saying don't I know your dad

[00:00:29] All I could hear were the fire alarms

[00:00:31] The day my pad went mad

[00:00:33] All I could hear were the fire alarms

[00:00:36] The day my pad went mad

[00:00:41] The kitchen has been ransacked

[00:00:43] Ski trails in the hall

[00:00:45] A chicken has been dhansaked

[00:00:47] And thrown against the wall

[00:00:49] In walks this dumb waiter

[00:00:51] With a fountain pen and pad

[00:00:53] Saying how do you want this alligator

[00:00:55] The day my pad went mad

[00:00:58] How do you want this alligator

[00:01:00] The day my pad went mad

[00:01:06] The hamster had been slaugtered

[00:01:08] The parrot bound and gagged

[00:01:09] The guard dog had been sorted out

[00:01:12] And absolutely shagged

[00:01:13] The goldfish drowned the cat was found

[00:01:16] Kicked around and stabbed

[00:01:18] The radio did not make a sound

[00:01:20] The day my pad went mad

[00:01:22] The radio did not make a sound

[00:01:25] The day my pad went mad

[00:01:38] My pad my pad my pad my pad

[00:01:42] My pad my pad

[00:01:46] The pop-up toaster refused to pop

[00:01:48] The chandelier was smashed

[00:01:50] The starter motor would not stop

[00:01:52] The tyres had been slashed

[00:01:54] There was no way out of there

[00:01:56] I was stuck with what I had

[00:01:58] Out of order beyond repair

[00:02:01] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:03] Out of order beyond repair

[00:02:06] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:11] Yesterday I had the place rewired

[00:02:13] And slung out all of my junk

[00:02:15] A tumble dryer and a two bar fire

[00:02:17] And a telephone now defunct

[00:02:18] I peeped through the venetian blinds

[00:02:21] And the rain fell down so sad

[00:02:23] On the broken home I left behind

[00:02:25] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:27] On the broken home I left behind

[00:02:30] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:35] My pad my pad my pad my pad

[00:02:39] My pad my pad my pad my pad

[00:02:43] My pad my pad my pad my pad

[00:02:47] My pad my pad my pad my pad

[00:02:51] My pad my pad