《Personal Column》歌词

[00:00:00] Personal Column - Jake Thackray

[00:00:09] Right behind the headlines of the papers

[00:00:11] There's a space entitled Personal

[00:00:17] And since I'm young and sensitive

[00:00:19] It's always there I turn to first of all

[00:00:26] For in between the vibro-massage sauna baths

[00:00:29] The rubber goods the corsetry

[00:00:35] Someone sends a message

[00:00:36] That is classified as advertising Agony

[00:00:43] Agony will always find a way

[00:00:46] You read there every day

[00:00:48] True-life love stories taken short

[00:00:55] Agony at seven-and-a-kick a time

[00:00:58] A stifled sob a line

[00:01:00] A list of breaking hearts and surgical supports

[00:01:07] "Molly will you please come home

[00:01:09] I miss you Will you please forgive me

[00:01:15] I love you very much

[00:01:17] And I am sorry for what I did Love Sidney "

[00:01:24] "Artistic photographs plain paper covers

[00:01:27] Fifty-nine-and-sixpence postage free "

[00:01:32] "Unsightly hair on arms and legs

[00:01:35] And faces is removed quite painlessly "

[00:01:41] Who knows if wayward Molly will return

[00:01:44] Does Sidney really yearn

[00:01:46] And if he does does Molly care

[00:01:53] What quarrel set them at each other's throats

[00:01:56] Did Sidney send for postcards through the post

[00:01:59] Or did Molly grow superfluous hair everywhere

[00:02:04] "Widow 46 would like sophisticated gentleman to contact her

[00:02:13] Similar interests and with a view to friendliness

[00:02:17] Motor car preferred "

[00:02:21] "Mrs Ivy Armitage thanks all her friends for kindnesses

[00:02:25] When times were hard "

[00:02:30] And "The Honorable Dicky Cholmondley

[00:02:32] Is not sending anybody any Christmas cards "

[00:02:38] "Dynamic methods Strengthen and Refine

[00:02:41] The Power of your Mind"

[00:02:43] In case your memories are none too good;

[00:02:50] And if you cannot manage on your own

[00:02:53] Take out a personal loan

[00:02:54] There's no security it's understood

[00:03:01] "Seven days' free trial for an anti-nuclear shelter

[00:03:06] No obligations at all "

[00:03:09] And there's news of debutantes coming out with

[00:03:12] All the customary Belgrave balls

[00:03:18] Ten shillings reward: Box No 33

[00:03:20] Has gone and lost her budgerigar

[00:03:25] "Happy Birthday darling Sheila

[00:03:27] From your Mummy and your Daddy

[00:03:30] Wherever you are "

[00:03:34] Right behind the headlines of the papers

[00:03:37] There's a space entitled Personal

[00:03:42] And for those who get the agony

[00:03:45] That's the place to turn to first of all