《Right， Said Fred》歌词

[00:00:00] Right, Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins

[00:00:05] Right said Fred both of us together

[00:00:07] One each end and steady as we go oh

[00:00:11] Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it

[00:00:14] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:16] And so we had a cup of tea and

[00:00:18] Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie

[00:00:21] Up comes Charlie from the floor below

[00:00:25] After straining heaving and complaining

[00:00:28] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:30] And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think

[00:00:33] And he thought we ought to take off all the handles

[00:00:37] And the things wot held the candles

[00:00:39] But it did no good well I never thought it would

[00:00:42] All right said Fred have to take the feet off

[00:00:45] To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

[00:00:49] Took its feet off even took the seat off

[00:00:51] Should have got us somewhere but no

[00:00:56] So Fred said let's have another cup of tea

[00:00:59] And we said right o

[00:01:05] Oh right said Fred have to take the door off

[00:01:07] Need more space to shift the so and so

[00:01:12] Had bad twinges taking off the hinges

[00:01:14] And it got us nowhere and

[00:01:16] So we had a cup of tea and

[00:01:19] Right said Fred have to take the wall down

[00:01:21] That there wall is gonna have to go

[00:01:26] Took the wall down even with it all down

[00:01:28] We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea

[00:01:33] And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred

[00:01:35] I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling

[00:01:40] With a rope or two

[00:01:41] We could drop the blighter through

[00:01:42] All right said Fred climbing up a ladder

[00:01:45] With his crowbar gave a mighty

[00:01:47] Blow was he in trouble

[00:01:51] Half a ton of rubble landed

[00:01:53] On the top of his dome

[00:01:56] So Charlie and me had another cup of tea

[00:01:59] And then we went home

[00:02:03] I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it

[00:02:06] Standing on the landing that's all

[00:02:08] You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty

[00:02:11] You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty