《T.V. Land》歌词

[00:00:00] T V Land - Vast Aire

[00:00:07] Intro

[00:00:08] Yo son Willie Dynamite said

[00:00:09] 'He wanna hit you son'

[00:00:11] What you gon' do

[00:00:12] Oh nah he don't want it with me

[00:00:13] Oh nah shit I'll bring the Earth

[00:00:15] Wind & the Fire

[00:00:16] Word

[00:00:17] When God made rap he came to me

[00:00:19] He said 'What you wanna do '

[00:00:20] I said do this

[00:00:21] This ain't Parker Lewis but you gon' lose

[00:00:23] Cuz I can do karate in platform shoes

[00:00:27] Hold your breath till your face turns blue

[00:00:29] I'm like Dolemite mixed with Doctor Who

[00:00:32] With a little bit of Sonny Chiba

[00:00:34] I like to smoke cheeba and keep a fly bird

[00:00:36] Then I tie my sneaker

[00:00:38] You need to keep ya mouth zipped

[00:00:40] If this was pre-school

[00:00:41] I got the Cheese Nips

[00:00:43] I seen Popeye get done in Uh-huh

[00:00:45] Survival of the fittest

[00:00:47] We will eat yo spinach

[00:00:48] I think Olive Oyl tried to mix in

[00:00:51] Her ass got broke cuz she was too thin

[00:00:54] Did she have a chance I don't think so

[00:00:56] Call Pink Panther - Inspector Clouseau

[00:00:59] Let's get 'em for info see what he knows

[00:01:01] And watch the face of grown Pinocchio

[00:01:06] No'm'sain so I ran up there

[00:01:08] We hopped in the car

[00:01:09] It was like six of us deep

[00:01:11] We wasn't having it

[00:01:12] I went straight to that nigga's club

[00:01:14] I was like yup

[00:01:15] Hell up in Harlem uptown Saturday night

[00:01:18] Foxy Brown and Claudine had a fight

[00:01:20] And even though it was awful

[00:01:23] It got a little worse once they jumped Sparkle

[00:01:26] Black Caesar fell out the wagon

[00:01:28] But he can switch

[00:01:29] His hand like Enter the Dragon

[00:01:31] Superfly running shit like a gentleman

[00:01:34] Cleopatra Jones smacked Lady Heroin

[00:01:37] Bad Ass got mad cuz he lost his hat

[00:01:39] That dude's a bad mutha - stop that

[00:01:42] He smacked a girl

[00:01:43] Back flipped her rocked her world

[00:01:45] And then he went for Cornbread Earl

[00:01:47] He choked him out had him in a headlock

[00:01:50] We was like 'What Judo does he got '

[00:01:53] You know my style is Bulletproof

[00:01:55] Like Clark Kent when he slips

[00:01:57] Out of the phone booth

[00:01:58] Yo it was crazy dawg

[00:02:01] Yo chairs was thrown everywhere

[00:02:03] Tables was flipping

[00:02:04] I was like let's get the hell out of here

[00:02:07] Let's go home

[00:02:09] We had to bounce

[00:02:10] We did the Hollywood Shuffle

[00:02:11] I kissed my girl;

[00:02:12] She was like 'I love you'

[00:02:14] Hopped out the car

[00:02:15] Checking my body for scars

[00:02:17] That's when me and my brother saw the Drug Czar

[00:02:20] It was Willie Dynamite

[00:02:21] He just left the fight

[00:02:22] He was like 'It wasn't me

[00:02:23] I was here all night'

[00:02:24] Then he pulled out

[00:02:26] And he shot my brother

[00:02:27] Hopped in the car

[00:02:28] 'I'm gonna get you suckers '